Asstastic vs kg-clan.de (3786 views)

pl Pervert
ca f4uxx
pl sosu
pl cwAniak
fi rEEty
de Djitesh
de blutbad
de Sioz
de Gali
de _dis
22.12.10 23:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Asstastic.sosu:[ 48 kills
Killing Spree Asstastic.cwA^Wniak 5 frags without being killed
Accountant Asstastic.sosu:[ 130% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Asstastic.f4uxx 9 gibs
...and stay dead! Asstastic.f4uxx 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Asstastic.sosu:[ 48 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Asstastic.cwA^Wniak 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ! bluTbad kG 160 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ! ^WGayLord kG 310 damage per frag
What objective? Asstastic.sosu:[ 322 XP
Red Shirt ! Sioz... kG 52 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Asstastic.f4uxx 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Asstastic.sosu:[ 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ! Djietsh kG 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Asstastic.pERVERT :8) 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
! Sioz... kG26124145221112313461741850/03/49/272/722411639
! _dis kG74189354730211759961141890/04/226/336/221713034
! Djietsh kG59171264410212577358211530/03/023/262/522213245
! bluTbad kG6218429458209485959921470/02/115/2911/416812737
! ^WGayLord kG5422222415011761676812990/00/022/261/128016625
kG5489012622919366127532309137730/012/095/2622/122213436
Asstastic.rEEtyy81189293650115427648761140/02/227/161/214713533
Asstastic.f4uxx49199234790013631260422160/10/321/252/8274129311
Asstastic.pERVERT :8)70257263760219522154492441/00/225/122/420114733
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak9521541436011670144778580/03/220/1812/617111155
Asstastic.sosu:[130322483770110834665451240/01/248/240/017417744
Asstastic.84118216720033057331169276907561/06/2141/2417/019314045
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
! Sioz... kG195242100049892546700/00/14/120/3DDD//DD//KDDDDKDDDKDDKDDD
! _dis kG60771220000425232985360/03/19/150/1KDKDDDKK/DDKDKKDDDXKDK//DKD/DDKKD
! Djietsh kG3448823001522142913730/02/07/140/2/DDDDK/DKKD/D/DTDDDKDKD/DDKDKKDD
! bluTbad kG50831020410422622906360/01/05/134/1/KKDKDKKSDD/K/KDDDD/DDKDKDDDKD
! ^WGayLord kG45801022200924463358400/00/09/141/0KD/KDKD//K/KDD//KKDDK/D/DKDD/DDKKDD
kG42340441066112610434147082550/06/234/685/7
Asstastic.rEEtyy1008315153011018241814500/00/115/31/1KDKD/K/DK/TKKDK/KK/K//KKK//K/DK
Asstastic.f4uxx35807204005279420961260/00/37/120/2KXDDDD/DXDDDKKKDDK/DDD/DD/KK/
Asstastic.pERVERT :8)87134141640083138255900/00/014/70/1DK//KKD/DKDKD/K/KD/KDDK/KK/KKK
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak11510122191011235841443220/01/110/46/1//KKKKKD/KKD/DKKK/KDKK/K/D/KKK/K/KT//KDDKK
Asstastic.sosu:[143150231620163624268020/00/024/100/0T/KKKDK/KDKDKK/KKDKKKKDKKKK/DK/XKK/KDDDDK
Asstastic.96548818614034114964105922000/01/570/367/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
! Sioz... kG664169001211671233410/01/14/61/0DDKDKDK//TDKKKDD
! _dis kG9039101120022062115400/00/05/94/0KDKD/KDKDDDKKKDDK/KDK
! Djietsh kG100627700041712106100/00/07/30/0K/KKDKDKK/D/K/
! bluTbad kG1225911931031491106700/00/06/45/1K/KDDDKKD/KDKKSK/KKK
! ^WGayLord kG71495700041469135100/00/05/40/0/K/DKDK/XK/KD
kG9025039435111579015866410/01/127/2610/1
Asstastic.rEEtyy66656920029951467180/00/06/50/1D/K/KKDDKKDKDDD
Asstastic.f4uxx5056816100415762421720/00/08/80/4/KD/DDKKDD/KDDK/KDKDDKDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8)44444920056471049140/00/13/01/3///KK/DKD/DKD
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak204321000018931325180/01/01/60/2DDDDKDK/DDDD
Asstastic.sosu:[7056710100317551639360/00/07/70/0KDKKDKDKD/KD//DKD
Asstastic.50264275460015586679011580/01/125/261/10
Player Summary for Karsiah_te2
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
! Sioz... kG206210010237296300/00/01/51/2/KD/DDDKDDSD
! _dis kG873378002214839261270/00/07/52/1KDDDKDTKDKK/K/DTK
! Djietsh kG5719470012974775800/00/03/52/1/KTDDDKKKXD/D
! bluTbad kG553159000268111501110/00/04/60/2KDD/KDD/KKDKDXD
! ^WGayLord kG100595510021406987540/00/05/30/1XDK/K/KKDKD
kG64148233911310491648013720/00/020/245/7
Asstastic.rEEtyy33243900027521148180/00/03/70/0DD/KDDKDDKD/
Asstastic.f4uxx754334000298483500/10/03/20/0/K/XKKDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8)716357002385810282301/00/05/41/0K/K/T/TKKDDDKD
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak1163376200198277100/00/03/34/3D/XDKDKDKKKKKD
Asstastic.sosu:[2007210530001225113400/00/010/40/0KKDKKKDKDKDKKKD
Asstastic.9923528315028480149162481/10/024/205/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
! Sioz... kG162521220046061432740/02/20/40/2D////DDDKDDDKD
! _dis kG754068100315311049260/01/15/40/0D///KDKKDKKKDD
! Djietsh kG10042771001873107200/01/06/40/2KKKK/DKDDDKDKD
! bluTbad kG421137100042586900/01/10/62/0DKXDDDKDDKD
! ^WGayLord kG2834272012846111650/00/03/50/0K/D/KTDDDD
kG52152204170110428155381050/05/414/232/4
Asstastic.rEEtyy16617530001705447280/02/13/10/0KD/KKDKK
Asstastic.f4uxx7120574002958690180/00/03/32/2K/DDKDK/DKKD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8)601635000357881300/00/13/10/0/KD/K/DK
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak12538108300215551239180/01/16/52/0KDDKDKKK/KKKDKDKD/
Asstastic.sosu:[1334486100117421092860/01/27/30/0DKDKK/DKDKKKDK
Asstastic.11113531298009553842811500/04/522/134/2

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Player Chats
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: retty hax
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: reetyy*
Asstastic.rEEtyy [Warmup]: :D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: Na Kurwie z Nimi !
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: RUP ?
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: nohead
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: :o(
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: viewer peak? :D
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: 7
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: 0
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: 0 or 2?
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: 7
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: for real
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: lul? :D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Countdown]: it's all for u beep!
Asstastic.rEEtyy [Countdown]: :-(
Asstastic.rEEtyy [Countdown]: :-)
! ^WGayLord kG [11:58]: shoutout to gnajda, kenta
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:29]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[11:20]: ! GayLord kG kicked for excess flood
[11:10]: ! GayLord kG connected
[11:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
! Sioz... kG [11:10]: :D
[11:10]: ! GayLord kG Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
Asstastic.sosu:[ [11:10]: ...
! Sioz... kG [11:10]: Banana ftw
[11:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [11:10]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
[11:10]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
Asstastic.f4uxx [11:10]: beep <3
[11:10]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[11:10]: ! GayLord kG connected
! ^WGayLord kG [11:10]: lmao
[11:10]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
Asstastic.sosu:[ [11:10]: h3h3
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [11:10]: :)
! ^WGayLord kG [11:10]: thats so gaylordish :D
Asstastic.sosu:[ [11:10]: unp
[11:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
Asstastic.rEEtyy [11:10]: :-)
[11:10]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[11:10]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:10]: FIGHT!
[10:19]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:38]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[6:49]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
! ^WGayLord kG [0:00]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: :(
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :))
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: it's all for u beep!
[11:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:19]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:33]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: :XD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: tacitc pause:D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: it's all for u beep!
Asstastic.sosu:[ [8:59]: h3h3
[8:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
! ^WGayLord kG [8:59]: huhu you paused, how funny
[8:59]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
! ^WGayLord kG [8:59]: shoutout to pale and pansemuckl!
Asstastic.sosu:[ [8:59]: shoutout to beep:-)
[8:59]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
Asstastic.sosu:[ [8:59]: :*
! Sioz... kG [8:59]: shoutout to kg and xlibres
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: shoutout to soltys mojej cipki :(!
Asstastic.f4uxx [8:59]: shoutout to rossko
[8:59]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: shoutoutto rockstar: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [8:59]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
[8:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [8:59]: pozdro dla Edzia :*
[8:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [8:59]: pozdro dla Edzia :*
[8:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [8:59]: pozdro dla Edzia :*
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [8:59]: pozdro dla Edzia :*
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [8:59]: pozdro dla Edzia :*
[8:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:59]: FIGHT!
! ^WGayLord kG [8:59]: and now the real shoutouts: scorch, playmate, mandy, basty, onimuska...
[8:47]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:19]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[6:01]: Axis have returned the objective!
[4:58]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:01 (original: 12:00)
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Intermission]: :d
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Intermission]: gg
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Intermission]: GG
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: H3H3
Asstastic.f4uxx [Intermission]: WP
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: kto ma najszybszy skuter w miescie?
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: :-)
[11:31]: Allies capture the Old City!
[11:28]: Axis reclaimed the Old City!
[11:18]: Allies capture the Old City!
Asstastic.sosu:[ [10:57]: ]:->
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [10:49]: it's all for u beep!
[10:38]: Allies have destroyed the Old City Door!
[10:38]: Allies have captured the Old City!
! Sioz... kG [9:55]: wrong cfg is wrong :D
! ^WGayLord kG [9:51]: ye
[9:46]: Allies have transmitted the South Documents!
! Djietsh kG [7:39]: wrong cfg
! ^WGayLord kG [7:36]: gg, but this map got a wrong cfg anyway
! ^WGayLord kG [7:27]: cant be rated
[7:26]: Allies have transmitted the North Documents!
[7:26]: Allies have transmitted both Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:34
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: d2f
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Intermission]: no .
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: its good
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: srsly
! Djietsh kG [Intermission]: wwrong cfg rerty no slac id in esl
! ^WGayLord kG [Intermission]: the actual cfgs got only 1 side open
! ^WGayLord kG [Intermission]: at a time
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: def win
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: pff, guys
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: u are funny
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: and we got forfeit anyway
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: ...
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: for us
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: we have same cfg as u
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: so ?
! Sioz... kG [Warmup]: well we want the regular one
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: go to Feamoa
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: ok
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: stop crying
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: we Waiting
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: lets play
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: let's not
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: reety is fail screenshot is on admin contacted
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: ^^
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: we have some cfg as u
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: so whats wrong?
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: Retty add slac id ok?
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: rety doesnt got his slac guid registred
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: it's Funny , no Real Life
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: play For Fun
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: omg
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: so dont playavaible for this match
! bluTbad kG [Warmup]: relax, rules ladys
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: rup:))
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: thx
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: >:D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: >:D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: >:D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: Ditto: trzeba bylo wziac perverta on tez smiga na haxach
Asstastic.rEEtyy [Warmup]: :-)
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: good dis
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: GOOD?...
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: Ditto: trzeba bylo wziac perverta on tez smiga na haxach
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: yes but its useless train
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: -.-
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: pervert
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: jo?
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: sup
! Djietsh kG [Warmup]: get normal face and some muscles
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: mmm
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: ok
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: sorry
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: i'm fat like shit :D
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: :DDDDDDDD
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: hes so ugly :<
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: sorry nigga
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: go Rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: one peeing
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: piss later
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: we dc
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: well, we won anyway
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Warmup]: no
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: pff
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: man
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: ...
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: we don't care :D
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: :XDDDDDDDDDD
! ^WGayLord kG [Warmup]: do you smell the forfeit?
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: ready up
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: ffs
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Warmup]: shoutout to gippi :
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: gaylord
Asstastic.f4uxx [Warmup]: rup
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Countdown]: pozdro dla Randoma , egoderko abyssa i stolca
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Countdown]: it's all for u beep!
[3:48]: Allies capture the Old City!
[3:08]: Allies have destroyed the Old City Door!
[3:08]: Allies have captured the Old City!
[0:33]: Allies have transmitted the South Documents!
! ^WGayLord kG [0:09]: gg see you at protest
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:34)
Asstastic.f4uxx [Intermission]: gg
Asstastic.f4uxx [Intermission]: qp
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Intermission]: Ble ble ble
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: Asstastic.f4uxx disconnected
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Intermission]: bb
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: GG WP
[Intermission]: ! Djietsh kG disconnected
Asstastic.cwA^Wniak [Intermission]: you Lost nigga
Asstastic.pERVERT :8) [Intermission]: it's all for u beep!
[Intermission]: ! GayLord kG disconnected
Asstastic.sosu:[ [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: Asstastic.pERVERT :8) disconnected
[Intermission]: Asstastic.sosu:[ disconnected
[Intermission]: Asstastic.cwAniak disconnected
[Intermission]: Asstastic.rEEtyy disconnected

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