mutoniatus vs internet retards (3355 views)
27.12.10 23:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | mutoniatus znarknerd | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | mutoniatus mKs | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | mutoniatus imob | 100% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | mutoniatus mKs | 22 gibs |
...and stay dead! | emzii.be | 34% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | mutoniatus imob | 65 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | zeto.be | 15 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | mutoniatus znarknerd | 138 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | emzii.be | 248 damage per frag |
What objective? | mutoniatus mKs | 459 XP |
Red Shirt | zeto.be | 102 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | zeto.be | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | mutoniatus imob | 150 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | zeto.be | 6 team kills |
Gingerbread man | mutoniatus imob | 30 /kills |
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GENES1Z<3ZNARK [11:24]: | axis speclock! |
[11:15]: | Axis team locked from spectators by zeto.be |
[9:21]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:19]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:48]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:22]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:16]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[8:12]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:09]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:03]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:21]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[4:16]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:01]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:25]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
[2:59]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:58]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:45]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
mutoniatus mKs [0:58]: | xD |
[0:57]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:02 |
mutoniatus znarknerd [10:14]: | DU TIER |
[9:41]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:16]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:47]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:46]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:42]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
mutoniatus imob [6:11]: | duj sdsa jsdk jkasdasd |
[5:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:33]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:09]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[2:55]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:37]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:37]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[2:23]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
mutoniatus mKs [0:30]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:02) |
[9:15]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[8:32]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
jetro.be [8:14]: | :D |
[7:56]: | Axis captured the Forward Bunker! |
mutoniatus znarknerd [7:30]: | :D |
GENES1Z<3ZNARK [7:28]: | gg |
mutoniatus znarknerd [7:26]: | pwners |
[7:20]: | Allies transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:39 |
[1:52]: | The Sea Wall has been breached! |
[1:21]: | The Sea Wall Door has been breached! |
[1:14]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
mutoniatus znarknerd [1:09]: | FICK DICH |
[0:58]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
mutoniatus znarknerd [0:06]: | tails |
[0:03]: | mutoniatus znarknerdcalled a vote. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:39) |
mutoniatus mKs [Intermission]: | xp = skill |
mutoniatus znarknerd [Warmup]: | fettsucht=nix schönes |
[9:19]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[9:18]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[7:38]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[6:56]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[6:55]: | The side gate has been built! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
[6:37]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[6:33]: | Axis recapture the factory district! |
[6:32]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[5:28]: | The side gate has been built! |
[5:16]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
emzii.be [2:53]: | Q |
emzii.be [0:47]: | GG |
[0:42]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:42]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:42]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:42]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:42]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:42]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 9:18 (original: 10:00) |
mutoniatus imob [Intermission]: | OMG ZNARK OMG |
[Intermission]: | jetro.be disconnected |
[Intermission]: | zeto.be disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mutoniatus znarknerd disconnected |
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