mutoniatus vs internet retards (3355 views)

de znarknerd
de mksspacken
de imobfetteskind
be emzii
be zeto
be jetro
27.12.10 23:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth mutoniatus znarknerd 74 kills
Killing Spree mutoniatus mKs 6 frags without being killed
Accountant mutoniatus imob 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! mutoniatus mKs 22 gibs
...and stay dead! emzii.be 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning mutoniatus imob 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! zeto.be 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer mutoniatus znarknerd 138 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! emzii.be 248 damage per frag
What objective? mutoniatus mKs 459 XP
Red Shirt zeto.be 102 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? zeto.be 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore mutoniatus imob 150 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut zeto.be 6 team kills
Gingerbread man mutoniatus imob 30 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
emzii.be51373448615021510430124792840/02/943/591/6237145310
zeto.be53402561028362812039134775990/02/441/6315/5215128412
jetro.be67434619120001911398113251860/02/557/632/818712446
.be571209161279433862338673728110690/06/5141/6318/821313249
mutoniatus znarknerd8841274841900201298012840540/04/262/558/617515355
mutoniatus imob100449727216033011796104302530/07/265/383/416414546
mutoniatus mKs88459687722022212505105975690/07/257/476/618413867
mutoniatus 92132021423357057237281338678760/018/2184/4717/617414556
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
emzii.be529510193025250526931540/01/311/100/1KDKK/D/DKDTKD/DTDK/DDDD/KKDKDDK
zeto.be7095172410062814347200/01/014/182/1DDDKK/KDK/K/DX/DKDDKK/K/DDKDKKDKKDDKKDDKDD
jetro.be1121331816700331642562360/01/116/131/0/KD/KKKK/DDKKKKDDXDKDKDKDKKKDDKDKKD
.be783234559110214848387271900/03/441/413/2
mutoniatus znarknerd72126162250053690368400/01/015/180/0DDKDKD/KDK/KDDKKKK/D/K/DXKKDDKDDDKDDKKD
mutoniatus imob841101619201726142581110/01/114/102/2K/KDDKDDK/DD/KD//KKK/KKTDKDDKDKKDKK/X
mutoniatus mKs658913203014242322182010/01/112/131/2KDKDDDKDK/K/D/DDDDKDDKKDKKDK/KDDKT
mutoniatus 743254561100216872784832120/03/241/413/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
emzii.be428612282003313136211120/00/412/180/4KDDKDDD/DDDDKD/KDKDKDKDDDDDKDDKK/DKDDDXKD
zeto.be4210811264224250435292480/00/27/176/1SKDDDK/DKDD/KD/KDDSKKDKKDKDD/DDKDDDTTDD
jetro.be531131426300427483083360/00/114/200/2DKDKDK/DKDDKDD/KDDDKDKDDDDK/DKDKDKDDXK/KD
.be463073780922118383102333960/00/733/556/7
mutoniatus znarknerd90972022200632732926360/01/016/163/1DDDK/DKKDDDKKK/KDKDKKDDKKK/KD/KDKX/DD/KKDKK
mutoniatus imob142130271970112336422601370/02/026/70/0K/KK/KKK/KKKK/DK/DK/KKK/KDKKDKDKDKK/DTKK/KK/K//
mutoniatus mKs861102023700935963197900/04/014/112/3K/DKDKKDK//KK/DKDDDDK/KKDKDKKDK//KKKDKK/D/D
mutoniatus 10633767641601271023383832630/07/056/345/4
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
emzii.be503124000275940400/00/02/20/0D/DK/K
zeto.be601235000452022500/00/01/10/0//K/K/KD
jetro.be7523340001293470540/00/03/20/1DDKDK/K
.be6266813000715721099540/00/06/50/1
mutoniatus znarknerd0204000112335200/00/00/10/0/DDD
mutoniatus imob13326430001506497180/00/03/21/0KK/KDKD
mutoniatus mKs501424000147072300/00/02/30/0K/KDDD
mutoniatus 6142611000310991572180/00/05/61/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
emzii.be10017331000348522180/00/13/20/1KKDDKDX
zeto.be40142500236332802530/00/00/22/0/K/KDD/TT
jetro.be1002433200146633600/00/03/20/1/DKDKKX
.be80558113024144711382710/00/16/62/2
mutoniatus znarknerd50424100120368500/00/02/10/0/DKDKD
mutoniatus imob66723100025343500/01/01/30/0DKKDD
mutoniatus mKs1004633000168232700/00/03/20/0DK/KKD
mutoniatus 725771020021138144700/01/06/60/0
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
emzii.be285962130021951305000/00/06/190/0DKDDDDK//KKDKDDDDDDDDDDDKDD
zeto.be2673623200521623288540/00/16/150/2DD/DDDK//DKDKDDDDDDDKK/KD/DDD
jetro.be3962923200322802746390/00/29/160/2DKKDKDDDDKDKDD/DD/KD/KDDDDDKDKDD
.be3119421677001063939084930/00/321/500/4
mutoniatus znarknerd169109221380062830229900/02/018/72/0K/KKDK/KK/KDKDKKKDKKD/K/DK/KKKDKKKK
mutoniatus imob1131111715500932502105180/01/016/60/0K/DK/K//KD/KDKDK/KKK/K/KK/KKDDKK
mutoniatus mKs15011918127004300419891080/00/016/82/0KD/KDK/KKDDDKK/KDK/KKKKKKDKKDK
mutoniatus 1443395740200019908463931260/03/050/214/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
emzii.be10085111160031736218900/01/19/81/0/KXDKKK/KKDDK/KKKDDDKDD
zeto.be891001719112634062683440/01/113/105/1K/TDK/KDDKDKK/KDKD/SKKD/KDDTKDKKKK/DKD
jetro.be73791419600724472128210/01/112/101/2D/KKDKKDD/DKDD/K/KKK/K//KXKDDKKDDD
.be87264424913121675897000650/03/334/287/3
mutoniatus znarknerd73741419300128612894180/00/211/123/5DKDDKDD/KDDDDKDDDDKDKDKKDDDKKKKKKX
mutoniatus imob4665613101118092552690/02/15/100/2KDDDKDKKDKDDD/DKDDDTX
mutoniatus mKs808112155013233021431700/02/110/101/1KD/DKKDDKDK/KK/DKDDKDKKDDKDT
mutoniatus 6622032479025700075892570/04/426/324/8

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Player Chats
GENES1Z<3ZNARK [11:24]: axis speclock!
[11:15]: Axis team locked from spectators by zeto.be
[9:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:16]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:09]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:25]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[2:59]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mutoniatus mKs [0:58]: xD
[0:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:02
mutoniatus znarknerd [10:14]: DU TIER
[9:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mutoniatus imob [6:11]: duj sdsa jsdk jkasdasd
[5:57]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:55]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:37]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:37]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:23]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
mutoniatus mKs [0:30]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:02)
[9:15]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
jetro.be [8:14]: :D
[7:56]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
mutoniatus znarknerd [7:30]: :D
GENES1Z<3ZNARK [7:28]: gg
mutoniatus znarknerd [7:26]: pwners
[7:20]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:39
[1:52]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[1:21]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[1:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
mutoniatus znarknerd [1:09]: FICK DICH
[0:58]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
mutoniatus znarknerd [0:06]: tails
[0:03]: mutoniatus znarknerdcalled a vote.
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:39)
mutoniatus mKs [Intermission]: xp = skill
mutoniatus znarknerd [Warmup]: fettsucht=nix schönes
[9:19]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:18]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[7:38]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:56]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:55]: The side gate has been built!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
[6:37]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:33]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[6:32]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:28]: The side gate has been built!
[5:16]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
emzii.be [2:53]: Q
emzii.be [0:47]: GG
[0:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:42]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:18 (original: 10:00)
mutoniatus imob [Intermission]: OMG ZNARK OMG
[Intermission]: jetro.be disconnected
[Intermission]: zeto.be disconnected
[Intermission]: mutoniatus znarknerd disconnected

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