turbot vs identikal norwayn kunts (3601 views)
02.01.11 17:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 66 kills |
Killing Spree | [turbot] Swanidius | 18 frags without being killed |
Accountant | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 125% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 10 gibs |
...and stay dead! | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 15% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 57 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 7 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | [turbot] Swanidius | 205 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | ink V1RG1N | 261 damage per frag |
What objective? | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 436 XP |
Red Shirt | ink V1RG1N | 65 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | [turbot] Swanidius | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | [turbot] Swanidius | 249 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ink V1RG1N | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr | 16 /kills |
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ink Dustin Byfuglien [Countdown]: | gl hf |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Countdown]: | pds antho infernal <3 |
[9:50]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:50]: | FIGHT! |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [8:37]: | Big Buff |
ink V1RG1N [8:33]: | zamknij morde a spadaj chuju |
[8:28]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[6:29]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:29]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [6:10]: | :d |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:32]: | -> sp 3 |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:31]: | -> sp 3 |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:31]: | PIIKKI_MIES |
[5:28]: | Axis team locked from spectators by -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:27]: | jaa |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:25]: | mul oli semmonenki bindi |
ink V1RG1N [5:24]: | XDDD |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:24]: | xDD |
[2:20]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:39 |
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [3:07]: | wat |
ink V1RG1N [2:45]: | D:D |
[2:17]: | The Doors are opening!! |
ink V1RG1N [1:07]: | xD |
[1:06]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Intermission]: | miten sa osut noi saatanan hyvin :DD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 6:32 (original: 7:39) |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Intermission]: | tammosel vitun kura servul |
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [Warmup]: | aika paskasti kyl osun |
ink V1RG1N [Countdown]: | lol |
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [Countdown]: | mielummi pelaisin kyl stable 98 pingil ku tal heitteleval paskal |
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [10:34]: | :DD |
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [10:33]: | hyva aimi |
[10:30]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[8:46]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:43]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [8:39]: | :DDD: |
[8:14]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:31]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
[7:25]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:28]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:19]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[6:08]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:49]: | Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post! |
ink V1RG1N [5:45]: | xDDD |
[5:32]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[5:28]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:17]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[3:38]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[3:17]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[2:01]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
[0:38]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:21 |
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: | hyvän servun osasin valita |
ink V1RG1N [Countdown]: | älä |
[turbot] Swanidius [3:01]: | meidä ventti lagaa hienosti :P |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [2:37]: | kato ny tata servuu |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [2:33]: | ei osu paaha vaik ammun takaa :D |
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [1:44]: | :D |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [1:42]: | :D:DD: |
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [1:41]: | hyvin osu |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [1:40]: | ei vitun swani |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [1:20]: | ::::::::D |
ink V1RG1N [1:11]: | EKA DUELI VOITTO MAPIN AIKANA |
[turbot] Swanidius [0:54]: | 30 pitkä mapi aikana |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [0:30]: | no sain gtv rahaa |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [0:27]: | melkee se 230k taas kasas |
[turbot] Swanidius [0:11]: | xDX |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:21) |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Intermission]: | 26 acc |
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Warmup]: | n1 |
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