turbot vs identikal norwayn kunts (3586 views)

fi hoRororORoo
fi Swanidius
fi Sungi
fi maanviljelija
02.01.11 17:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 66 kills
Killing Spree [turbot] Swanidius 18 frags without being killed
Accountant -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 125% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 10 gibs
...and stay dead! -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 15% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 57 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [turbot] Swanidius 205 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ink V1RG1N 261 damage per frag
What objective? -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 436 XP
Red Shirt ink V1RG1N 65 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [turbot] Swanidius 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [turbot] Swanidius 249 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ink V1RG1N 3 team kills
Gingerbread man -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr12543666531002161182394162620/04/157/347/217917877
[turbot] Swanidius8538546543001180278168360/00/443/353/61751511811
[turb10582111210713022719850175842980/04/4100/3510/6177165139
ink V1RG1N65357426560315885996931100/02/137/465/421114946
ink Dustin Byfuglien56245356340110760587251310/03/334/562/521713869
ink 606027712810042516464184182410/05/371/567/521414458
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr107811413201722562112160/01/114/50/0KKTDKDKDKKK/K/K/K/DK/KK/KD/D
[turbot] Swanidius8479111310062099201300/00/211/60/0DKXK/DKDK/K/K/K/KDK/KDDKD
[turb9616025263011343554125160/01/325/110/0
ink V1RG1N336351510022024234300/00/05/130/0KDKDDKDDDD/DKDDDKDD/
ink Dustin Byfuglien1666353100098158000/03/15/110/0DDKKDDKDDDDDDKDDKKKK
ink 100126101820023005292300/03/110/240/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr5873712200321342092180/01/06/80/1/KD/DKDDDD/DDKDKKKK
[turbot] Swanidius314851600011323179000/00/15/100/4KDDDKK/DDDDDDDDDDKDKD
[turb451211228200434573882180/01/111/180/5
ink V1RG1N10055111110051827159200/01/07/63/0KK/KDDK/K/K/K/KDKKDDKD
ink Dustin Byfuglien11864131130052055186500/00/111/52/0DKDD/KK/KK/KK/KKKKKK/DDD
ink 1091192422400103882345700/01/118/115/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr931341415300231412686970/01/012/121/1KKKDKDKKDDKDKDK/DDDKDDDK/KKDK
[turbot] Swanidius3699822200419732509180/00/18/160/1DDDDKDK/DDDK/DDDDDDKDK/KDKD/DK
[turb6523322375006511451951150/01/120/281/2
ink V1RG1N117149201740173074254890/01/017/92/1DKK/K/KKDDK/KKK/DDTDK/KKKKDKK/K/DKDKKD
ink Dustin Byfuglien68631116000421212566540/00/111/110/0/KDDK/DDDKKDKKKXKK//KDDKDDDD
ink 9321231334011151955114630/01/128/202/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr23814831133014429225261310/01/025/96/0KDKK/KDKKKKKDK/KDKKKDK/KDKDDKKKKKKKDKKKKK/KTK
[turbot] Swanidius733159223000026321856180/00/019/33/1KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKDKKKDDKX
[turb48630753163014692443821490/01/044/129/1
ink V1RG1N27906220021193432101010/00/18/180/3DDXD/DTTDKDDDDDDKKDDDDDKDDDKDKD
ink Dustin Byfuglien1855633001124483714770/00/07/290/5KDTDKDDXDXDDDDK/DDDDDDKDDDDDKDDDDDKDDDDDDD
ink 2314512550032438269241780/00/115/470/8

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Player Chats
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Countdown]: gl hf
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Countdown]: pds antho infernal <3
[9:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[9:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[9:50]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:50]: FIGHT!
ink Dustin Byfuglien [8:37]: Big Buff
ink V1RG1N [8:33]: zamknij morde a spadaj chuju
[8:28]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:29]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
ink Dustin Byfuglien [6:10]: :d
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:32]: -> sp 3
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:31]: -> sp 3
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:31]: PIIKKI_MIES
[5:28]: Axis team locked from spectators by -=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:27]: jaa
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:25]: mul oli semmonenki bindi
ink V1RG1N [5:24]: XDDD
ink Dustin Byfuglien [5:24]: xDD
[2:20]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:39
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [3:07]: wat
ink V1RG1N [2:45]: D:D
[2:17]: The Doors are opening!!
ink V1RG1N [1:07]: xD
[1:06]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Intermission]: miten sa osut noi saatanan hyvin :DD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:32 (original: 7:39)
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Intermission]: tammosel vitun kura servul
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [Warmup]: aika paskasti kyl osun
ink V1RG1N [Countdown]: lol
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [Countdown]: mielummi pelaisin kyl stable 98 pingil ku tal heitteleval paskal
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [10:34]: :DD
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [10:33]: hyva aimi
[10:30]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:43]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
ink Dustin Byfuglien [8:39]: :DDD:
[8:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:31]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:19]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:49]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
ink V1RG1N [5:45]: xDDD
[5:32]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:28]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:17]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[2:01]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[0:38]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:21
[turbot] Swanidius [Countdown]: hyvän servun osasin valita
ink V1RG1N [Countdown]: älä
[turbot] Swanidius [3:01]: meidä ventti lagaa hienosti :P
ink Dustin Byfuglien [2:37]: kato ny tata servuu
ink Dustin Byfuglien [2:33]: ei osu paaha vaik ammun takaa :D
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [1:44]: :D
ink Dustin Byfuglien [1:42]: :D:DD:
-=[turb0t]=- hoRoroORr [1:41]: hyvin osu
ink Dustin Byfuglien [1:40]: ei vitun swani
ink Dustin Byfuglien [1:20]: ::::::::D
ink V1RG1N [1:11]: EKA DUELI VOITTO MAPIN AIKANA
[turbot] Swanidius [0:54]: 30 pitkä mapi aikana
ink Dustin Byfuglien [0:30]: no sain gtv rahaa
ink Dustin Byfuglien [0:27]: melkee se 230k taas kasas
[turbot] Swanidius [0:11]: xDX
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:21)
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Intermission]: 26 acc
ink Dustin Byfuglien [Warmup]: n1

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