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turbot vs internet retards (4007 views)

turbot

internet retards

olBaa

Squall

Swanidius

emzii

jetro

zeto

Match Details Statistics Analysis

19.01.11 00:00 CET

Awards	awarded to	for
Lady Macbeth	TURBOTsQUALL	37 kills
Killing Spree	TURBOTOLBAA	7 frags without being killed
Accountant	TURBOTOLBAA	113% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim!	TURBOTsQUALL	9 gibs
...and stay dead!	:-E emzii	33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning	TURBOTOLBAA	32 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam!	:-E zeto	7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer	TURBOTSWANIDIUS	210 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die!	TURBOTOLBAA	355 damage per frag
What objective?	TURBOTOLBAA	268 XP
Red Shirt	:-E emzii	46 deaths
Are these pliers sharp?	:-E emzii	12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore	TURBOTOLBAA	192 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut	:-E emzii	1 team kills
Gingerbread man	TURBOTSWANIDIUS	17 /kills

Player Summary for the entire Match

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Name	Eff	XP	K	D	G	Sui	TK	/K	DG	DR	TD	Knf	P/R	SMG	SPM	D/K	D/Kd	KS	DS
TURBOTSWANIDIUS	83	252	33	39	8	1	0	17	6329	4862	18	0/0	2/1	28/19	3/3	192	122	3	5
TURBOTOLBAA	113	268	35	31	7	0	1	7	7382	5269	43	0/0	1/2	32/22	3/0	211	170	7	4
TURBOTsQUALL	109	258	37	34	9	0	0	16	7073	4518	90	0/0	4/0	28/13	5/5	191	133	6	5
:-E	100	778	105	104	24	1	1	40	20784	14649	151	0/0	7/0	88/13	11/5	198	142	5	5
:-E emzii	39	148	18	46	6	0	1	7	5001	7440	82	0/0	2/0	17/35	0/5	278	162	2	12
:-E jetro	43	212	19	44	6	0	0	4	4249	6323	72	0/0	1/4	16/34	2/3	224	144	2	6
:-E zeto	63	171	27	41	6	2	1	13	5399	7021	123	0/0	0/3	21/19	7/4	200	163	3	5
TURBOT	48	531	64	131	18	2	2	24	14649	20784	277	0/0	3/3	54/19	9/4	234	156	2	8

Player Summary for

[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
Name	Eff	XP	K	D	G	Sui	/K	DG	DR	TD	Knf	P/R	SMG	SPM	Events
TURBOTSWANIDIUS	133	42	8	6	2	1	3	1089	852	0	0/0	1/0	7/3	0/0	DK/KKDDK/KKK/SK
TURBOTOLBAA	85	41	6	7	2	0	2	1446	1007	0	0/0	0/0	6/5	0/0	KK/KDDKKDDDK/
TURBOTsQUALL	37	33	3	8	3	0	5	1539	813	0	0/0	0/0	2/2	1/1	DDK/K////DK
:-E	85	116	17	21	7	1	10	4074	2672	0	0/0	1/0	15/10	1/1
:-E emzii	62	39	5	8	4	0	1	1072	1602	0	0/0	0/0	5/7	0/0	KDDDK/KKDKDDD
:-E jetro	50	36	3	6	3	0	1	655	987	36	0/0	0/0	3/5	0/0	D/KDDKKDD
:-E zeto	42	29	3	7	1	1	1	945	1485	0	0/0	0/1	2/3	1/1	KSDKDDDK/D
TURBOT	51	104	11	21	8	1	3	2672	4074	36	0/0	0/1	10/15	1/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
Name	Eff	XP	K	D	G	TK	/K	DG	DR	TD	Knf	P/R	SMG	SPM	Events
TURBOTSWANIDIUS	50	22	1	2	0	0	0	280	460	0	0/0	0/0	1/2	0/1	DDXK
TURBOTOLBAA	25	20	1	4	1	1	1	814	829	25	0/0	0/0	2/3	0/0	D/TDKD
TURBOTsQUALL	166	42	5	3	2	0	1	1172	589	0	0/0	0/0	4/1	1/1	KDDK/KKK
:-E	80	84	7	9	3	1	2	2266	1878	25	0/0	0/0	7/6	1/2
:-E emzii	50	10	2	4	0	0	2	578	683	0	0/0	0/0	2/2	0/1	XK/K/DD
:-E jetro	25	15	1	4	2	0	1	586	731	0	0/0	0/0	1/3	0/0	D/DKD
:-E zeto	66	16	4	6	1	1	4	714	852	87	0/0	0/0	2/1	3/1	K/TK/K/K/DD
TURBOT	47	41	7	14	3	1	7	1878	2266	87	0/0	0/0	5/6	3/2

Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te

[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
Name	Eff	XP	K	D	G	/K	DG	DR	TD	Knf	P/R	SMG	SPM	Events
TURBOTSWANIDIUS	76	153	19	25	4	14	3845	2577	18	0/0	1/0	15/9	3/2	//K/D/KD/DDDKK//DKK//KDDKKDKKK/K/K/K/DKK/KKD
TURBOTOLBAA	117	128	20	17	3	4	3668	2648	18	0/0	1/2	16/11	3/0	K/KKK/DDDKDKKK/DKDKKKDKKKKDK/DKDKKDDD
TURBOTsQUALL	111	117	19	17	4	8	3304	2584	90	0/0	4/0	14/7	1/2	DKK/DKKKKKDKDKDDDKKKD/KD/KKK/K///K/K
:-E	101	398	58	59	11	26	10817	7809	126	0/0	6/2	45/27	7/4
:-E emzii	30	80	8	26	2	4	2663	3947	36	0/0	2/0	6/18	0/4	DDKDDDK/KKDK/KDDDDDKDDD/DD/DDDDDKD
:-E jetro	36	116	9	25	0	2	2041	3301	36	0/0	0/4	8/17	1/2	DDKDDDK/DDDDKDKDDDKDKDDDDKD/DDKDDK
:-E zeto	76	108	16	21	3	8	3105	3569	36	0/0	0/2	13/10	3/1	KDK/KK//DKDKKKDKDD/DDKDKK/KDDKD//KKD/
TURBOT	47	304	33	72	5	14	7809	10817	108	0/0	2/6	27/45	4/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
Name	Eff	XP	K	D	G	Sui	TK	/K	DG	DR	TD	Knf	P/R	SMG	SPM	Events
TURBOTSWANIDIUS	83	35	5	6	2	0	0	0	1115	973	0	0/0	0/1	5/5	0/0	DDKDDKKDKKD
TURBOTOLBAA	266	79	8	3	1	0	0	0	1454	785	0	0/0	0/0	8/3	0/0	KDDKKKKKKKD
TURBOTsQUALL	166	66	10	6	0	0	0	2	1058	532	0	0/0	0/0	8/3	2/1	DKKDKKD/DKKKKKK/
:-E	172	180	23	15	3	0	0	2	3627	2290	0	0/0	0/1	21/11	2/1
:-E emzii	37	19	3	8	0	0	1	0	688	1208	46	0/0	0/0	4/8	0/0	KDTKDKDDDDDD
:-E jetro	66	45	6	9	1	0	0	0	967	1304	0	0/0	1/0	4/9	1/1	KDKKXKDDDDDDKDDK
:-E zeto	57	18	4	7	1	1	0	0	635	1115	0	0/0	0/0	4/5	0/1	DSKDKKDDDDK
TURBOT	53	82	13	24	2	1	1	0	2290	3627	46	0/0	1/0	12/22	1/2

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Round 1:

TEAM   Player          Kll Dth Sui TK Eff Gib    DG    DR   TD  Score
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Axis   TURBOTSWANIDIUS  19  25  14  0  43   4  3845  2577   18    153
Axis   TURBOTOLBAA      20  17   4  0  54   3  3668  2648   18    128
Axis   TURBOTsQUALL     19  17   8  0  52   4  3304  2584   90    117
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Axis   Totals           58  59  26  0  49  11 10817  7809  126     11

TEAM   Player          Kll Dth Sui TK Eff Gib    DG    DR   TD  Score
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Allies :-E jetro         9  25   2  0  26   0  2041  3301   36    116
Allies :-E zeto         16  21   8  0  43   3  3105  3569   36    108
Allies :-E emzii         8  26   4  0  23   2  2663  3947   36     80
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Allies Totals           33  72  14  0  31   5  7809 10817  108      5

Round 2:

TEAM   Player          Kll Dth Sui TK Eff Gib    DG    DR   TD  Score
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Axis   :-E jetro        15  34   2  0  30   1  3008  4605   36     45
Axis   :-E emzii        11  34   4  1  24   2  3351  5155   82     19
Axis   :-E zeto         20  28   9  0  41   4  3740  4684   36     18
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Axis   Totals           46  96  15  1  32   7 10099 14444  154      7

TEAM   Player          Kll Dth Sui TK Eff Gib    DG    DR   TD  Score
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Allies TURBOTOLBAA      28  20   4  0  58   4  5122  3433   18     79
Allies TURBOTsQUALL     29  23  10  0  55   4  4362  3116   90     66
Allies TURBOTSWANIDIUS  24  31  14  0  43   6  4960  3550   18     35
---------------------------------------------------------------------
Allies Totals           81  74  28  0  52  14 14444 10099  126     14

Player Chats
[8:53]:	Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:40]:	Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[8:32]:	Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:40]:	Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[6:49]:	Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
TURBOTOLBAA [6:47]:	loll
:-E jetro [6:36]:	:D
[6:08]:	Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:13]:	Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:06]:	Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[4:42]:	The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]:	>>> Clock set to: 5:17
[Countdown]:	Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:38]:	Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:21]:	The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[2:18]:	The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]:	>>> Objective reached at 2:58 (original: 5:17)
TURBOTSWANIDIUS [Intermission]:	juo walle juo
TURBOTSWANIDIUS [Warmup]:	Miks luna ei oo ventis teidä kansa cc?
TURBOTsQUALL [Countdown]:	LUNAA<3
TURBOTOLBAA [Countdown]:	LUNAA<3
TURBOTsQUALL [11:30]:	:D!
TURBOTsQUALL [11:30]:	criatura: one4one is a very strong opponent with a kind of god, named squall. I played with him in dFIANCE and I like his aimstyle.
:-E emzii [11:22]:	AND
:-E emzii [10:44]:	is a geek
[10:17]:	The Tank has been repaired!
[10:14]:	Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:52]:	Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:04]:	The Tank has been damaged!
[9:00]:	Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:49]:	Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:31]:	Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:30]:	The Tank has been repaired!
[7:05]:	The Tank has been damaged!
[7:02]:	The Tank has been repaired!
[6:20]:	The Tank has been damaged!
[6:10]:	The Tank has been repaired!
[5:58]:	Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:54]:	The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]:	>>> Clock set to: 12:00
[10:45]:	The Tank has been repaired!
[10:42]:	Allied team has stolen the Tank!
TURBOTsQUALL [10:22]:	:D!
TURBOTsQUALL [10:22]:	:D!
TURBOTsQUALL [10:22]:	:D!
TURBOTsQUALL [10:21]:	:D!
TURBOTsQUALL [10:21]:	:D!
[10:10]:	Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:46]:	Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
TURBOTSWANIDIUS [9:29]:	:D!
[9:01]:	Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:57]:	The Tank has been damaged!
[8:51]:	Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:41]:	Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:30]:	Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]:	>>> Objective reached at 4:29 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]:	:-E jetro disconnected
[Intermission]:	:-E emzii disconnected
TURBOTsQUALL [Intermission]:	gg
[Intermission]:	TURBOTOLBAA disconnected
[Intermission]:	TURBOTSWANIDIUS disconnected
:-E zeto [Intermission]:	ggs
[Intermission]:	:-E zeto disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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Server crash / restart
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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.

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