Retards CZ 2nd division vs Nové Lamy (3245 views)

cz Smoula
cz Masakr
cz daVe
cz MyGun
cz secco
cz HuuHuu
cz esti
cz darius
cz keygen
cz malfoy
Loser Bracket / 2nd Round / Playoff 5 div
06.02.11 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth malfoy'NL 55 kills
Killing Spree HuuHuu'NL 6 frags without being killed
Accountant HuuHuu'NL 155% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! malfoy'NL 21 gibs
...and stay dead! #Rtd'3*2=7 57% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning malfoy'NL 50 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! HuuHuu'NL 18 SPAM kills
Fragstealer #Rtd'dave 141 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! #Rtd'dave 238 damage per frag
What objective? malfoy'NL 393 XP
Red Shirt keygeeen'NL 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? esti'NL <*> 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore #Rtd'dave 183 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut malfoy'NL 3 team kills
Gingerbread man esti'NL <*> 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
esti'NL <*>53271387290019716881712170/05/620/368/10189113512
malfoy'NL12539355442103151065764384150/03/550/185/519414644
darius'NL <3 102327515017001197408725180/08/740/253/519117545
keygeeen'NL562354173600166624103462440/02/536/463/7162142511
HuuHuu'NL1551523422800652202569610/010/310/814/515411765
#Rtd'dave39447181003991226500/00/26/71/5142126210
#Rtd'3*2=7641862335910847784756180/00/513/163/620813237
#Rtd'dave611862236100442116648360/03/319/250/419118537
da771794271350721382493894991810090/031/3194/2537/417914248
#Rtd'dave592312949600568847594180/07/421/331/623715547
#Rtd'Masakr88257505714001679327461490/010/623/2717/715913145
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<37212721294002460347551180/02/318/171/421916425
#Rtd'secco38851232500523244807180/01/410/171/619415026
#Rtd'3*2=7541661426801729463733230/01/314/130/321014437
HuuHuu'NL9716631323001751803114180/07/46/918/21679746
esti'NL <*>90216353950117628041562520/03/228/172/217910735
#Rtd'73124819226445026936149356204960/031/2120/1740/219513536
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
esti'NL <*>140991410400121701223400/00/19/74/2KDKDKDDDDKDKKK/KKKKKDKDXK
malfoy'NL1106711102021190717471870/02/29/52/2DKDKKDDKKTKDKDKKDK/DTKD
darius'NL <3 7056710500218432203180/01/24/52/2KD/DDKDKDXKDDDKK/K
keygeeen'NL100531111200020111945760/00/111/80/2KKDDKDDDDDKDKKKDKDKKDK
HuuHuu'NL14171171260012862130400/08/10/79/3DKDKKKDDKKDKKDKKKDK/KKKDKDKDD
#Rtd'dave38447181003991226500/00/26/71/5KDD/KKDDKD/KDKDDDDDDDD/DK
da10039067712002811784106873210/011/939/3918/16
#Rtd'Masakr8558121420041434144410/04/20/68/2KDKDKDK/KK/KK/DDDKDK/DKKDD
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3938514153002298225101180/00/213/91/2DKKD/KDKDKDKDDKK/KDKDKKDKKDDD
#Rtd'secco334851530039482428180/01/24/70/4DDKK/DKXK/DD/DDKDDDDD
#Rtd'3*2=771761014501420672146230/01/210/50/3K/KDDKTK//DKDDDDK/DKDKKKD
#Rtd'712674158130113743185281600/06/827/279/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
esti'NL <*>69689133005175913721410/00/15/50/2//KKDKDK/K/KDKDKDKDDD/
malfoy'NL1128498701421031235730/00/110/20/1KDK/DDK/KTKKKDK//K
darius'NL <3 613481330031480174900/02/06/80/2DDKDDDDDKKK/DKDDK/KK/
keygeeen'NL17781169300220571196180/01/013/82/0KDKDKKKDKKKKKDDKKXDDKK/KK/
HuuHuu'NL170811710200523581265610/02/210/15/2KDKKKD/DD/KKKKK/KKKKKKD/K/K
da1183485953180119975768172930/05/444/247/7
#Rtd'dave725781110001561213700/00/08/100/1DKDKKKKDDDKDDDKDKDD
#Rtd'Masakr663981240021380140900/02/10/76/2KDDKKDKK/KKD/DDDKDDD
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3504271410001621224500/02/15/80/2DKKDKDDDDDKDDKDDKDKDD
#Rtd'secco413771720021376237900/00/26/101/2KKDDDKDKDDDD/KDKD/KDDDDD
#Rtd'3*2=733904123003879158700/00/14/80/0/D/D/DDKDKDKKDDD
#Rtd'522653466110076817975700/04/523/437/7
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
esti'NL <*>2340626100515903148360/02/11/133/5KDDD/DKDDKDKDDK/DDDKDDDDDD//DD/D
malfoy'NL13511819144006360120171410/01/117/61/2KDKKDKKKDKKKXKDDK/K/D/KKKK/KKD//DK
darius'NL <3 146147191330033485247200/01/417/51/1KDKDDKKKKDKDKKDKK/KDKKDKD/KKK/KD
#Rtd'3*2=773127111561042394288900/00/310/71/1KKDKD/KKDKDDDKDKDK/SK//KDDD
#Rtd'dave4579920000117853884180/00/39/140/2KDKDKDDDDDDKDKDDKDDDD/DDKKDKD
keygeeen'NL951333100912004052580/00/13/190/4DDDKDD/D/D/DDDD//DDD//KDDKD/DDD/DDDD
da725626712115102814055184622530/04/1357/646/15
#Rtd'dave6398121940002566298300/07/05/160/2DKDKDDKDKDDKDKDDDDDKDDKDKDKDKKD
HuuHuu'NL1059819182001133791701180/03/25/411/1/KDDKKKKDKK/KKKKKDK/KD/KK////D/K/DKK/
esti'NL <*>100124212130113368413582160/01/117/61/1DKKDD//KD/TKK/K/KK//K/KDD/K/K/KKK/K/KDKKKDK
#Rtd'Masakr11496161420062807198700/02/113/71/0KDK/KKKKDDKDK//KDD//KKKDK/KKKD
#Rtd'9641668721101301243680292340/013/440/3313/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
esti'NL <*>396492310081649242800/03/35/111/1DKDDDKDKDD/K/K/K//D/DDDDK/DKK/DD
malfoy'NL1331241612800430461439140/00/114/52/0KK/K/KKDDDKKDKD/KKD/KKKKDKKD
darius'NL <3 12190171460032932230100/04/113/70/0KKKKDDK/KKDKD/KDKKDDD/KKKDKDKDK
#Rtd'3*2=760591220300423841867180/00/23/92/5DDDK//KKKDDKDKKKDDDKK/KDKDD/DDDD
#Rtd'dave811071316100324262764180/03/010/110/2DKDKKDKKDD/DKDKK/DDDK/KKKDDKD
keygeeen'NL55501120000513563153920/01/39/111/1DDKDDKDKDD/KDK/KD/DDK/DKKD/KKDD
da824947810519002713793139521420/011/1054/546/9
#Rtd'dave4776919100527572474180/00/48/71/3DDKDKKDK/K/DDKD//DDDDK/DDKKD
HuuHuu'NL8568121410061801141300/04/21/57/1/K/KKKDKD//KDKDKDKDDK/K/KD
esti'NL <*>77921418200425962798360/02/111/111/1KDKD/DDDKDDKKD/DK/KK/KDKDDKKDDKK
#Rtd'Masakr82641417600423112621480/02/210/72/3/DDKKDDKDD/KKDKDDK/KKKDKD/DDKKK
#Rtd'733004968100019946593061020/08/930/3011/8

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Player Chats
keygeeen'NL [Warmup]: na me se nedivejte pls :)
#Rtd'dave [Warmup]: 80 48
#Rtd'dave [Warmup]: jezis vy ste fakt dementi:D
HuuHuu'NL [Warmup]: 56-48
#Rtd'dave [Warmup]: :D :)
esti'NL <*> [Warmup]: nereste to a rup
keygeeen'NL [Warmup]: cesi opet nezklamali
#Rtd'Masakr [Countdown]: napodobne
#Rtd'Masakr [Countdown]: :)
#Rtd'dave [Countdown]: :-D
[Countdown]: *** This server is running SLAC addon v0.13
[Countdown]: *** Visit http://www.sl-anticheat.com for more information!
[11:05]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:54]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[9:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:46]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[6:52]: Axis have returned the objective!
[6:27]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:15]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[3:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[3:12]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#Rtd'dave [3:12]: tel
[3:12]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
#Rtd'Masakr [3:12]: uz jsem myslel ze spatny server :(
[3:12]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
esti'NL <*> [3:12]: nech si kecy na koledu
[3:12]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
#Rtd'dave [3:12]: :DDD a myslis si ze ses dobrej borec kdyz tady budes rejpat po netu?:D
[3:12]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
malfoy'NL [3:12]: ...
[3:12]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
darius'NL <3 [3:12]: ...
[3:12]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:12]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:12]: FIGHT!
#Rtd'dave [3:12]: ..?!
#Rtd'Masakr [2:52]: si delam prdel nevim co tu hrotite ;)
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[Intermission]: *** This server is running SLAC addon v0.13
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[Countdown]: *** This server is running SLAC addon v0.13
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[11:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:49]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:42]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:45]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[4:58]: Axis have returned the objective!
[2:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:19]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
#Rtd'3*2=7 [2:19]: :(
[2:19]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
darius'NL <3 [2:19]: delas si prdel?
[2:19]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
malfoy'NL [2:19]: :DDDD
darius'NL <3 [2:19]: .D
[2:19]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
#Rtd'dave [2:19]: :D
[2:19]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
#Rtd'Masakr [2:19]: :D
[2:19]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
#Rtd'3*2=7 [2:19]: phone
[2:19]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:19]: FIGHT!
[2:18]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[2:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
#Rtd'3*2=7 [2:18]: xD
esti'NL <*> [2:17]: OMG
#Rtd'Masakr [2:18]: wtf
[2:18]: #Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3called a vote.
#Rtd'Masakr [2:18]: :D
[2:18]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:18]: Vote FAILED! (KICK #Rtd'3*2=7)
[2:18]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:18]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:18]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:18]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:18]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
esti'NL <*> [2:18]: ani trosku slusnosti nemaj
[2:18]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:18]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:17]: #Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3called a vote.
[2:18]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:18]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:18]: FIGHT!
[2:18]: Vote FAILED! (KICK #Rtd'3*2=7)
[2:17]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:42 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: #Rtd'dave disconnected
#Rtd'dave [Intermission]: ps
HuuHuu'NL [Intermission]: gg
#Rtd'dave [Intermission]: doplnte si SLAC guidy
#Rtd'3*2=7 [Intermission]: GG :-d
#Rtd'dave [Intermission]: jinak to je na forfeit
[Intermission]: #Rtd'3*2=7 disconnected
#Rtd'dave [Intermission]: propriste
#Rtd'dave [Intermission]: asi tak
[Intermission]: #Rtd'secco disconnected
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[Intermission]: *** This server is running SLAC addon v0.13
#Rtd'Masakr [Warmup]: tvuj podpis? to z tebe vypadne nejakej random cd-key? :D
keygeeen'NL [Warmup]: random ne..jakej si naporoucis
#Rtd'Masakr [Warmup]: :D
#Rtd'3*2=7 [Warmup]: tag up
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [Countdown]: hf
[14:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:08]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:05]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:36]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:37]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [9:34]: laguje to jak pica tady
#Rtd'dave [9:24]: to je fakt na picu
keygeeen'NL [8:38]: .D
[8:05]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[7:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
#Rtd'Masakr [7:06]: to sou lagy jak svine
[7:01]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:58
HuuHuu'NL [Intermission]: ubec
[Intermission]: #Rtd'dave disconnected
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [Intermission]: jakto ze tu nikdo onema poradne ping 48 stabil?
keygeeen'NL [Intermission]: taky nemam
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [Intermission]: dyt 48 mam na zahranicnich
keygeeen'NL [Intermission]: ani jednou mi to nelaglo
darius'NL <3 [Warmup]: ale vsichni mame stejne podminky :)
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [Warmup]: lol
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [Warmup]: to je fuk :D kdyz to laguje tak me to nebavi neasi
esti'NL <*> [Warmup]: chapem a soucitime
#Rtd'Masakr [Warmup]: po mape chcem jinej serv
HuuHuu'NL [Warmup]: nj
[7:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:29]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:27]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
keygeeen'NL [6:14]: ACH JO
[6:14]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:48]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:25]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [5:13]: lol
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [5:12]: jiste :D
[5:12]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:03]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [4:34]: 80 ping na cz serveruz...lold
[1:21]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [0:17]: vy ty zluty trojuhelnicky co sekundu na lagometru jako nemate jo?
darius'NL <3 [0:11]: maem
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [0:05]: tak proc tu hrajem ofi?
[0:04]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:58)
darius'NL <3 [Intermission]: protoze neni lepsi server
#Rtd'MyGun.Wolfmother<3 [Intermission]: to nemyslis vazne

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