Explicit vs Obviously.eT (3699 views)

us illusion
us aozz
us phokuz
gb mistry
fi FaT
us ump
26.02.11 20:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth ._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz 69 kills
Killing Spree exP'aoZz 7 frags without being killed
Accountant ._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz 135% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz 13 gibs
...and stay dead! ^PoBV^W.^PPalmer 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz 58 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! obv.Mistry 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer exp'illu$ion 100 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! oBV.fArmer` 201 damage per frag
What objective? ._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz 408 XP
Red Shirt ^PoBV^W.^PPalmer 77 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? exp'illu$ion 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz 149 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut obv.Mistry 2 team kills
Gingerbread man obv.Mistry 25 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
oBV.fArmer`5223933643027583581232240/02/528/505/5177127310
obv.Mistry703335477902251100193623500/01/238/4811/220412246
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer5524442771002128808106581170/02/540/572/521013848
oBV.5981612921822064425644281436910/05/5106/5718/519712948
exp'illu$ion63361406330016519768802020/00/346/470/6130109313
exP'aoZz109371595490019991785131010/05/149/264/716815875
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz13540869511301141138282022650/07/158/315/216516164
exp100114016816825014926496235955680/012/1153/319/215414357
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
oBV.fArmer`466161300021396173600/01/25/90/0KDKD/D/KKDDDKDKDDDD
obv.Mistry64551117200621612119360/00/08/103/1KDK/DDKD/KDKDDK/DK/KK/K/DDKD
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer7156101410061956177100/00/010/80/0/KK/KD/KKKDK/D/DKDKK/DDD
oBV.6017227443001455135626360/01/223/273/1
exp'illu$ion47838172005124917911300/00/08/120/0DDKDKK//DDDKD/DD/KD/DDKKK
exP'aoZz6189813100515601961360/00/07/71/2DDK//XDKKDK/K//KDDKDDK
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz14010214103013281717611670/02/113/50/1KKD/DK/TKDDDKKKKK/DKDKKKK
exp83274304060113562655133330/02/128/241/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
oBV.fArmer`464961310021515199600/01/25/90/1DDKD/XDKD/KKDDDKDDKD
obv.Mistry6310112192015278424541380/01/09/153/0DDDKK/DTDDKDKKKK//KKX/K/DDDDDKDKD
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer3144619301119013083300/01/16/160/1KDKDDDKDK/DDDDTKDDDDDDKDDD
oBV.4719424516028620075331680/03/320/403/2
exp'illu$ion80571215100316552444180/00/212/90/1/KDDDK/KDKDDKDDKDKDKKD/KKDK
exP'aoZz1411031712300427641960180/02/114/61/1DKKKKKDKKDKKDD/DKDKK/K/KK/KDK
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz17510114820043114179600/01/013/40/0K//KKK/KDKDK/DKKKKKKDK
exp13226143356001175336200360/03/339/191/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
oBV.fArmer`35456171013110421801130/00/03/134/1DDDDDDDDDDK/D/KKDKDDK/KT
obv.Mistry91851112200425681690180/00/15/70/0KKKDDKK/DKKDDK//KKDKD/D
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer3542617100115412458360/00/15/141/2DDDKDD/DDDKDDDKDDKDDKDKX
oBV.5417223464018521363281670/00/213/345/3
exp'illu$ion120103121000011647204900/00/012/60/2KKK/DKKDDKKKDKKDDDKKDD
exP'aoZz13384129200322891606290/00/011/21/2DK/KKKKKKKKD/DDKDK/KD
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz11683141240042392155800/02/011/51/0KDDKDKD/KKK//KDKDKKKK/KDKD
exp1232703831600863285213290/02/034/132/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
oBV.fArmer`125721080010142317841110/00/111/70/1DKKKXDKKDKDTKKDKDKDD
obv.Mistry7564121630062441186100/00/09/83/1DKD/KKD/KK/KDKKDDKDK/DDK/K/D
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer92661314401323422486510/01/112/101/1K//KKDKKDKTK/DDKDKXDKKDDDDKDK
oBV.9720235387029620661311620/01/232/254/3
exp'illu$ion06301300061298540/00/16/140/2DD/KDDDDDD/DDDD//KKKDDKD/D/KD
exP'aoZz5064714100619502005180/00/06/70/1K/D/D/KKD/KDD/DDKDK/K
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz1331011612300224052144980/02/011/93/1/KDKDKDKDKKDKKKDDKDK/KKKKDKD
exp61228233940014448441571700/02/123/303/4
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
oBV.fArmer`331213100039742700/00/01/20/2DXKDD
obv.Mistry6228580012104712381580/00/14/52/0DKDTKD/KDKK/DD
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer12536541001106886000/00/05/30/0KKKDK/DKD
oBV.737611152013251225251580/00/110/102/2
exp'illu$ion755534000151758800/00/03/30/0DKK/DKD
exP'aoZz14031752001135498100/01/05/31/1KK/DDKDKKDKK
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz402125100165494300/00/02/40/0D/DKDDK
exp85107121430032525251200/01/010/101/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
oBV.fArmer`40041000000000/00/03/101/0DKDDDDDKKDDDKD
obv.Mistry6003500020000/00/03/30/0K/KKDDD/
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer2202900000000/00/22/60/1DKKDDDDDDDD
oBV.41092400020000/00/28/191/1
exp'illu$ion12505400000000/00/05/30/1DKKDKDKKD
exP'aoZz80008100000000/02/06/10/0KKKKDKKKK
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz22509400000000/00/08/41/0KKDDDKKDKKKKK
exp383022900000000/02/019/81/1

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Player Chats
oBV.fArmer` [11:12]: UMP told me to :o!
[10:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
oBV.fArmer` [10:13]: UMP told me to :o!
[10:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
oBV.fArmer` [10:11]: VENT
oBV.fArmer` [10:10]: PROBELSM
obv.Mistry [10:10]: he has the loudest mic known to man
[10:11]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[10:11]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [10:10]: possibly
[10:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[10:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[10:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[10:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[10:11]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
oBV.fArmer` [10:10]: Belgium got the best mics in whole world!
[10:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[10:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[10:11]: FIGHT!
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [10:03]: america has the best everything in the world
[9:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:37]: exP'aoZzcalled a vote.
[9:35]: Vote FAILED! (KICK ._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz)
[8:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
oBV.fArmer` [7:46]: UMP told me to :o!
[7:26]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:37]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:37]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:36]: The Allies have activated the crane!
exP'aoZz [6:29]: lmao
[6:22]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:03]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:56
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: Ready UP
[6:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:37]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
oBV.fArmer` [5:29]: UMP told me to :o!
obv.Mistry [5:21]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
oBV.fArmer` [5:19]: :D!
oBV.fArmer` [5:19]: :D!
oBV.fArmer` [5:18]: :D!
obv.Mistry [5:10]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
[3:59]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:53]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
exP'aoZz [3:47]: gud player
[3:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
oBV.fArmer` [3:28]: UMP told me to :o!
exP'aoZz [2:27]: LOL
obv.Mistry [2:26]: 8_D
[2:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[0:04]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:56)
exP'aoZz [Warmup]: LOL
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: illusion, yo momma is sooo dumb
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: Ready UP
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: she got hit by a parked car
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: ooooooooooo
exP'aoZz [Warmup]: rup
exp'illu$ion [Countdown]: Ouch :\
obv.Mistry [Countdown]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [Countdown]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
exp'illu$ion [Countdown]: N1 lad
obv.Mistry [11:11]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [11:11]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [11:05]: too many bullets
[9:52]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
obv.Mistry [9:39]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [9:39]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [9:39]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [9:08]: i cant hit u guys
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [9:03]: possibly
exp'illu$ion [8:53]: its called str8fe
[7:41]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:38]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
oBV.fArmer` [7:24]: UMP told me to :o!
oBV.fArmer` [6:47]: UMP told me to :o!
[6:27]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:27]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
obv.Mistry [5:46]: fucking dog kleep beggin
obv.Mistry [5:43]: gonna punch the cunt
[5:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:27]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:26]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
oBV.fArmer` [4:25]: UMP told me to :o!
obv.Mistry [4:25]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
[4:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:02
oBV.fArmer` [Intermission]: welcome hose
exP'aoZz [Intermission]: illusion is awsome
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Intermission]: illusion is pretty retarded
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [Intermission]: rofl
obv.Mistry [Intermission]: ;p
exp'illu$ion [Intermission]: :)
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: Ready UP
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: home school does that too you
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: sec
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: vent down
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: wait
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: i got dc from vent
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: gone grab a snack
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: brb
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: hungry like shit
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: we use xfire voice chat
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: it's better
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: i cant play with xfire on
exP'aoZz [Warmup]: i use skype
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: im too famous, 100 pms per min
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [Warmup]: if i lose this scrim
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [Warmup]: ill die
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: u dead
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [Warmup]: spare my life
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
exp'illu$ion [Warmup]: i give up
exp'illu$ion [Warmup]: :D
exP'aoZz [Warmup]: we use our phones
exP'aoZz [Warmup]: 3way
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
exp'illu$ion [Warmup]: F off
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: stop now
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: was funny the first time.. oh wait it wasnt
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: we cant continue this match
exp'illu$ion [Warmup]: Your opinion.
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: unless he's muted
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: 8_D
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: rup
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: my connection wont allow me to connect to vent
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: can we hurry :|
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: can u chill?
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Warmup]: not really
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [Warmup]: hes got things to do obviously
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: i'm low so i can do chill
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: Ready UP
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [Countdown]: better hurry lol
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Countdown]: He's useless
[7:50]: Axis team locked from spectators by obv.Mistry
[7:34]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [7:34]: Brandon raging
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [7:34]: on vet
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [7:34]: vent
[7:34]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
oBV.fArmer` [7:34]: Welcome back ;)
[7:34]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[7:34]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [7:34]: wish i was there
[7:34]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[7:34]: FIGHT!
obv.Mistry [7:34]: bitch
exP'aoZz [7:33]: raging is saying
exP'aoZz [7:29]: pause it u dumb fuck?
exP'aoZz [7:25]: u rlly r fat
exP'aoZz [7:25]: huh
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [7:18]: anger
[7:18]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
obv.Mistry [7:00]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [6:59]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
[6:58]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:54]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [5:24]: ILLUSION
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [5:24]: cut
[5:16]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[4:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
obv.Mistry [4:34]: 8_D
[4:04]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:04]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
obv.Mistry [3:38]: the fuck
obv.Mistry [3:37]: get hit
[3:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[3:30]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:29]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:27]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:25]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:31]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
obv.Mistry [0:27]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
exP'aoZz [0:24]: zz...
[0:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
obv.Mistry [0:06]: wp
obv.Mistry [0:01]: FUCKING AWESOME SAVE
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [0:01]: Illusion couldnt be any more fatter
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:02)
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Intermission]: we needa get a ringer for him
._<{[(exp)]}>_. phOkuz [Intermission]: one sec
exP'aoZz [Intermission]: rlyl wasnt
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: Ready UP
oBV.fArmer` [Countdown]: UMP told me to :o!
obv.Mistry [9:58]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
[9:10]: The Main Door has been breached!
[8:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
exP'aoZz [8:05]: lolz
[7:25]: The Service Door has been breached!
obv.Mistry [6:40]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [6:38]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
obv.Mistry [6:37]: pff
[6:36]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:23
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [Intermission]: gg
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: UMP told me to :o!
obv.Mistry [Warmup]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
oBV.fArmer` [Warmup]: Ready UP
[2:38]: The Main Door has been breached!
obv.Mistry [2:04]: fucking vent
obv.Mistry [0:35]: 8-pPPpppPpPP
oBV.fArmer` [0:32]: :D!
oBV.fArmer` [0:32]: :D!
oBV.fArmer` [0:32]: :D!
obv.Mistry [0:09]: gg wp
[0:08]: Axis have returned the objective!
[0:07]: obv.Mistry disconnected
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [0:06]: gg
oBV.fArmer` [0:05]: blame me
[0:04]: oBV.fArmer` disconnected
^PoBV^W.^PPalmer [0:03]: im gonna die
[0:01]: oBV.Palmer disconnected
exP'aoZz [Warmup]: illusion dumb llo

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