ubik vs Horses (4423 views)

nz streets
au muad'dib
ca bN
au biggz-
au nateus
au dongo
au Chevron
au Witface
au pedro
au Volta

Season 3 ladder match, 1st vs 3rd
14.03.11 11:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth _aRcher 114 kills
Killing Spree volta 8 frags without being killed
Accountant _aRcher 124% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! volta 26 gibs
...and stay dead! ubik//nateus 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning volta 81 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Chevron 31 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^7 Wit 116 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ubik streets 289 damage per frag
What objective? _aRcher 676 XP
Red Shirt ubik//bN 115 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ubik//nateus 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore volta 181 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ubik//muAd 8 team kills
Gingerbread man xFx//pedro 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
ubik//biggz-65452649722221912563128823200/02/1348/5416/1519613037
ubik//nateus4335045105160298836136662670/06/1027/6814/20196130310
ubik//bN824969411521031715010178573110/09/1278/7110/1616015559
ubik//muAd39349401031408188114133425840/01/1841/635/820313029
ubik streets6039655911104811099119867010/127/1313/6321/920213266
ubik5820432985118421971556226973321830/145/13207/6366/919113548
~,=,^7 Wit1013978180110626100591032412620/06/772/289/2112412956
xFx//pedro7843673902434291270988409230/01/1061/4315/131749546
_aRcher1246761149220062520189125576500/030/1079/4511/1817713656
Chevron10438874711104201092488883071/026/1120/3131/1114812574
volta112520928226031414595142453220/04/881/5410/1115917485
volta104241743441592323114684765485434641/067/8313/5476/1115613265
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ubik//biggz-639012195016200319511010/01/69/73/1/KKD/KDKKD/DK///KDDTDDDDDKXKKKDKD
ubik//nateus3542720500112862005340/01/30/146/3DKDKDDKDDDD/KDDDXDDDDDKDKDDK
ubik//bN1001091515600223792946180/02/212/111/1KK//DDDDDKDKKXKKDDKKDKDKDKKKKDD
ubik//muAd5384815101314682220770/01/68/60/0KDKKDKKD/DDDDK/K/DDKDTDD
ubik streets3381412201217852174270/00/15/90/0D/DK/KDTDDDDDDKKD
ubik5740646811903148921112962570/05/1834/4710/5
~,=,^7 Wit1338116120006179214221300/01/015/20/4K/DDKK/K/K/K/KKDKK/KDKDKKKKD
xFx//pedro75741216200526421993760/01/010/91/2DKDKDKK/K/DDKKK/D/KKDKK/DDDD
_aRcher100941515400324761660350/012/10/103/1DKDDDDKKKKDKKD/DDK/KK/KKKKDDKD
Chevron91691112101519231912570/03/39/20/2TDKDKD/K/K/DK/KKKKD/KDKD
volta9280131420042463193400/01/112/100/0KXDKKKDD/KK/KD/KDDK/DKKDKKDD
volta983986769901231129689212980/018/546/334/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ubik//biggz-6627461000104778700/00/04/60/0KDDKDDKDKD
ubik//nateus1333743100056534780/03/10/21/0KKKDKDD
ubik//bN10052991010138716221060/01/59/30/1KDDDTDKDDKKDKKDKKKD
ubik//muAd10161102002437119500/00/21/60/1D/KDDDXDDD/D
ubik streets501436100072591400/00/13/40/1KDDDDKDKD
ubik7214621346012416148651140/04/917/211/3
~,=,^7 Wit2666083200012721019360/00/08/30/1KDKKKKKXKDDK
xFx//pedro503036300231747300/00/13/20/1/KDDD/DKK
_aRcher16661106102213655911870/08/10/34/0KDKKK/KKTKT/KDDKKD
Chevron200406310001004947180/01/15/20/0KKKDKKDKD
volta62275840019071131180/00/14/61/1DKDKDKD/XDKDDK
volta149218322611025486541612590/09/420/165/3
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ubik//biggz-4353716200016181795180/00/35/112/3DDDDDKDDKKDKDDDKKXDDKDDD
ubik//nateus353051420001004167700/00/35/70/4DDDDDDDDKDKKDDDKKDD
ubik//bN8571121420001926222100/01/19/112/2KDDDKDDDKDKKDKDKKKKDDKDKDD
ubik//muAd333541230129611606750/00/14/90/0/DKDDDKK/DDTKDDDD
ubik streets203921000007451652400/01/31/60/1DDDDDKKDDDDD
ubik4322830669012625489511330/02/1124/444/10
~,=,^7 Wit200601053010147810881440/00/09/52/0KKKKKDKDDKDKKTDK
xFx//pedro85636741021243815180/00/05/51/1K/KDKDDDDX/KKKS
_aRcher18776158501021431681400/04/112/50/2KKKKKDKDKDKDKKDKDTKDKKKD
Chevron1716312730001602101600/06/10/66/1DKKKKKKKXKDKDDDKKDKXD
volta350106216401124851654640/01/019/42/1DKKKKKKKKDTK/KKKDDKKKKKDKKKK
volta199368643319133895162542660/011/245/2511/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ubik//biggz-6638812410118211712160/00/16/52/4DKKDDDKDKDKDK/KDDDSK
ubik//nateus5436611200114191691500/01/11/94/0KDK/KDKDKDDDDDKDD
ubik//bN107601514200319292239180/02/012/101/1D/KKKKK/DKDKDDKDKKDKDDDK/DKKK
ubik//muAd144721410114911669200/00/13/120/0DDTKDDDKDDDDDDDD/
ubik streets2530280000700116800/00/04/100/0KDKXDDDDDKDDDK
ubik5321133599116636084791040/03/326/467/5
~,=,^7 Wit61081300050000/00/17/41/3KKXDKDD/DKD/KK/D/KK/D
xFx//pedro1204212100014189315051600/00/115/53/2/KDDK/KK/KKDKKDKDKDKK/KKDKTKKD
_aRcher1151071513000429841718610/01/114/60/2K/DKDDK/KKKDKKD/KKDKKDK/KKDD
Chevron10033441002679563260/01/03/20/0D/K/KKKD
volta9059910301116661806620/01/06/83/2KDTDDD/DKKKDKKKDKDKXD
volta97241485040216722255923090/03/345/257/9
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ubik//biggz-571261628300636304292180/01/310/165/5/KDKKDDKD///D/KKDDKDXK/DDDDDKXDKKDKDKDKDDDKKDD
ubik//nateus257610395014205347001340/00/28/253/8KDDDDKDDDDDDKDDKKDDDDTDXK/DDDDDKKDDDK/D/KD/DDDDDDDD
ubik//bN55932138301736025576880/01/319/192/9KKDKDKK/KXKDK/DDDDDKDDD/DD/XDKDDDTKDKKDKKDDDDK/KK/DKD/KKDDDDDD
ubik//muAd4410712272044240041802590/00/415/161/5TDDDKTDKDKDKD/DKDDKXDDDDKDTKDK/XKDDTDKD/DKDD/
ubik streets8413327323036446135875820/118/20/2012/4KXDDKKDDD/DKDKDKDKDKKKKTT/K///D/KDKKDDTDDKKDKKKKXKDDDDDKKKDDKDKD
ubik5353586164160927161462233510810/120/1452/9623/31
~,=,^7 Wit10913124225027359032255220/04/419/63/5KKDK/DKK/KKK/TDKXDK/KDKDKDKKKDKDKKD/DDDDK/KKT/DKK
xFx//pedro781202532111214405824014180/00/616/106/5DKS/KKD/DDDKKDKXD/KKKK/KT/DKXDDK//DKD/TDKK/DKXXK/DDK/KK/KKK/DK/
_aRcher12417736295039687239121990/01/434/114/9DDD//KK/KDTK/KKDXKDKDTDKKDKKK/D/KK/KKK/DDKKXKKDXDDKKKK/DDKKDXKDKKDKKKKTK
Chevron10010525252029331223691941/09/30/1017/4/KKDKKDDD//K/KKK/KDKDKDKK/KKDDKD//KTKDKDKTDDKDKKKK/DX
volta112153272410016450342391380/01/424/123/2DKDKKDK/KK/KDKDKDKK/DKD/KKDKKDKKDK/DTDKDKDK/KKDKKKDD
volta1056861371323311045223351614614711/015/2193/4933/25

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
ubik//biggz-10611817167116244423451670/00/014/94/2KKDKDK/KDDSKK/DDKXKK/KKX/K/K/TKDKDKD
ubik//nateus721291318101325093246410/01/013/110/5//KDDKDDKD/KDKDDKTKKDDKDXDKKDDKDK
ubik//bN881112225701537873253810/02/117/174/2DT/DDKK/K/KDDKDKKDDKDK/KDKKKDKKDDKDKKDKDDKDKKDD/
ubik//muAd526013255016235724721530/00/410/144/2/KDKXDDDDK/KKDDDKDDKDKK/T/DKDDDKDDKD/KD/
ubik streets73991723500026832491520/08/60/149/3DKKKKKKKDDDKDKKDDKDKKKDDDKDDDKDDDKDDDDDD
ubik785178210725142013780138074940/011/1154/6521/14
~,=,^7 Wit606515251038192735704300/01/214/83/8K/DKD/KKDDKDKK/T/KD/D/DK/KDDDDDKK/DKKDDDKXTT
xFx//pedro7810715194112255616532510/00/212/124/2KDKDDKDDDK/DDDKDDKKK/DKDSKKDKKKKDDT
_aRcher10916123215007434929951280/04/219/100/4/KDKKKDKKDD/DKKK/KX/DKKKDD/DDKKKD/DKDKKDKKKK/X
Chevron80781620301424042081120/06/33/98/4K/DD/KDKKD/KDDKDKKDKKDDKDD/KDKKKDDKTD
volta85951720300125713481400/00/216/141/5DDKDDKKDDDKKD/KDKDKDKDDDKDKKDKDKKDKKDXX
volta825068610516152213807137808610/011/1164/5316/23

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Player Chats
volta [Warmup]: its got no meat on it.
ubik//bN [Warmup]: lol
volta [Warmup]: maple syrups alright though ;)
ubik//bN [Warmup]: cant mess wit da maple syrup
ubik streets [Warmup]: widescreen et
ubik streets [Warmup]: yuck
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: biggz this autorecord?
volta [Warmup]: STREETS
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: ettv
ubik streets [Warmup]: hi
ubik streets [Warmup]: who are you
ubik//biggz- [Countdown]: hf
ubik//bN [Countdown]: sorry if i make u look like shit dongo
_aRcher [11:58]: :(
[11:07]: Allies capture the factory district!
[10:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:17]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[10:04]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[9:52]: The side gate has been built!
[7:28]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
_aRcher [6:52]: aha
[6:34]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[6:11]: The side gate has been built!
[6:06]: The side gate has been destroyed!
[5:18]: The side gate has been built!
Chevron [4:53]: TOP LAG
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[2:35]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
_aRcher [2:35]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:29
ubik//bN [Warmup]: pedros mom is a sheep shagger
[8:22]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:20]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[7:44]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:28]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[7:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:54]: The side gate has been built!
ubik//bN [6:23]: gibbing with 250 ping
ubik//bN [6:20]: eggsellent
[6:11]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[5:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:36]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:57 (original: 9:29)
_aRcher [Intermission]: anim: stuck in spawn
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: shoutout to midas, volta, dongo, nazzy, cia, jammal, anim(noob) and whoever i missed
[14:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:13]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:27]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:00]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:46]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[12:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
xFx//pedro [11:27]: lies
[11:07]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[9:43]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:41]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:19
xFx//pedro [Intermission]: LOL
ubik//bN [Intermission]: pedro noob lol wat were u doin whole time
ubik//muAd [Intermission]: rolled
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: dont know lol
ubik streets [Warmup]: got more kills than ettv
ubik streets [Warmup]: oaned
ubik//bN [Warmup]: letting volta frag internet
volta [Warmup]: :@
[5:33]: The Tank has been repaired!
[5:30]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
ubik streets [5:30]: YUS
[5:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:37]: ubik streets disconnected
[4:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
_aRcher [4:28]: pause?
[4:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
_aRcher [4:24]: classic streets ego quit
_aRcher [4:24]: also shoutout to cia
[4:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
ubik//bN [4:24]: who is cia
ubik//nateus [4:24]: CLASSIC STREETS
[4:24]: neingaming connected
xFx//pedro [4:24]: can we play 3rd after this?
_aRcher [4:24]: and midas
[4:24]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
ubik//bN [4:24]: who's midas
xFx//pedro [4:24]: ur dad
ubik//bN [4:24]: M1DA5
[4:24]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
Chevron [4:24]: cool
[4:24]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
xFx//pedro [4:24]: chevron the new volta
volta [4:24]: joe luv ya m8
[4:24]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
xFx//pedro [4:24]: unpaws?
[4:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:24]: FIGHT!
[4:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:43]: The Tank has been damaged!
[3:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
xFx//pedro [3:13]: LOL
[3:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
ubik//biggz- [2:35]: wtf
ubik//biggz- [2:28]: bug
ubik//biggz- [2:26]: ncie
ubik//biggz- [2:09]: ok
ubik//biggz- [2:07]: so wtf
xFx//pedro [2:02]: gg
[1:46]: The Tank has been damaged!
xFx//pedro [1:33]: 3rd?
[1:31]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
ubik//muAd [1:11]: no
_aRcher [0:30]: supply aswell?
ubik streets [0:20]: why?
_aRcher [0:13]: why not
ubik streets [0:04]: :o
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:19)
Chevron [Intermission]: good round..
[Intermission]: ubik streets disconnected
xFx//pedro [Intermission]: ego
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: rupw
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: hammer :)
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: u euroing tonight?
ubik//bN [Warmup]: not with u trash
ubik streets [Warmup]: nah not too night
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: @_@
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: dog'd me last night and tonight @_@
ubik streets [Warmup]: D:
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: dont make me come to laverton
ubik streets [Warmup]: D:
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: cause ill give u the biggest hug :)
ubik streets [Warmup]: D:
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: :\
ubik streets [Warmup]: <3
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: :)
ubik streets [Warmup]: d8D
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: <3
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: rup
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: dongo afk
ubik streets [Warmup]: lmao scared
ubik//bN [Warmup]: dongo is wacking it to a pic of my cat
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: is your cat the one with massif balls?
ubik//bN [Warmup]: yes lolcat massif balls
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: lol
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: wut
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: you wanted 3rtd now your afk
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: im not dongo is
volta [Warmup]: :D
_aRcher [Warmup]: back soz
_aRcher [Warmup]: hi hammer!
ubik streets [Warmup]: Hi
xFx//pedro [14:27]: lol
[14:12]: interlude connected
ubik//biggz- [13:40]: anim dog act
ubik//biggz- [13:35]: rofl
MRCIA^E! [13:32]: volta is my favourite then anim
xFx//pedro [13:20]: ok
Chevron [13:07]: um
Chevron [13:04]: luck
[12:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:45]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
MRCIA^E! [11:39]: anim is raging on vent
Chevron [10:18]: book read
[9:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
MRCIA^E! [9:18]: anim raging
MRCIA^E! [9:17]: so hard
[8:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ubik//bN [8:54]: wow
ubik//bN [8:52]: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
ubik//bN [8:39]: i got a uni
[8:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
ubik//bN [8:36]: i got a uni
ubik//bN [8:33]: hammer rifle
[8:05]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:03]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
MRCIA^E! [7:57]: hows roxxy volta
[7:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:06]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:45]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:51]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
ubik//bN [Intermission]: ive never seen a team so good b4
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: team aus
_aRcher [Warmup]: team volta
xFx//pedro [Warmup]: anim stuck in spawn>
MRCIA^E! [Warmup]: anim clearly bit off more than he can chew..
ubik//bN [Warmup]: cia
ubik//bN [Warmup]: wheres my match report
MRCIA^E! [Warmup]: anim was shit
MRCIA^E! [Warmup]: the end
ubik//bN [Warmup]: =D
MRCIA^E! [Warmup]: wtf
ubik//biggz- [Warmup]: rup
ubik//bN [Warmup]: owned bro
MRCIA^E! [Warmup]: f2 great bloke
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE MRCIA!)
[Countdown]: pedrocalled a vote.
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (MUTE b N)
[11:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:40]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:39]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
xFx//pedro [10:18]: wh
xFx//pedro [10:16]: :)
Chevron [9:16]: UM
[8:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:31]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
ubik//bN [7:35]: NICE INET
ubik//bN [7:22]: volta poor
Chevron [7:07]: dongo is mad
[6:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:07]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:58]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
xFx//pedro [4:45]: 2ezy
xFx//pedro [4:23]: lol
xFx//pedro [3:54]: 4th?
ubik//biggz- [3:33]: nah
xFx//pedro [3:30]: :\
ubik//bN [3:20]: pedro u'd play until your arms fell off
ubik//muAd [2:48]: finish it
[2:43]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 12:17 (original: 15:00)
ubik//biggz- [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: b N disconnected
_aRcher [Intermission]: gg bb
ubik streets [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: ubik//biggz- disconnected
[Intermission]: im_constructing disconnected
[Intermission]: Chevron disconnected
[Intermission]: ~,=,^ Wit disconnected
[Intermission]: ubik//muAd disconnected
xFx//pedro [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: _aRcher disconnected
volta [Intermission]: ggs m8s
[Intermission]: ubik//nateus disconnected

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