bEACHBOTz vs identikal norwayn kunts (4142 views)

pl boja
pl shitbox
pl wassabi
fi Sungi
fi maanviljelija
fi devix
11.03.11 23:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth bEACHBOTZ wassabi 50 kills
Killing Spree bEACHBOTZ MR.B 11 frags without being killed
Accountant bEACHBOTZ MR.B 93% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! 1 n K m44nv1ljel1 8 gibs
...and stay dead! 1 n K m44nv1ljel1 17% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning bEACHBOTZ wassabi 40 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bEACHBOTZ wassabi 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer tramal 182 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! 1 n K m44nv1ljel1 405 damage per frag
What objective? bEACHBOTZ wassabi 338 XP
Red Shirt bEACHBOTZ wassabi 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? 1 n K m44nv1ljel1 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bEACHBOTZ MR.B 201 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut tramal 3 team kills
Gingerbread man bEACHBOTZ wassabi 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bEACHBOTZ MR.B9331143462018834085231350/06/737/331/1194185116
bEACHBOTZ wassabi64338507860029113418849720/02/840/408/2227113410
tramal7229944615032278438959620/15/637/295/3178147315
tramal7494813718513045927524263312690/113/6114/2914/3200148610
ink Sungi eSports52247377061223887393253101/06/530/392/3240131314
1 n K m44nv1ljel18127246578001492339313580/09/533/334/5201163915
motherfucking ink devix66279436540018822588862060/06/337/400/6191137109
k 6579812619218125526331275245741/021/3100/406/6211144713
Player Summary for
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bEACHBOTZ MR.B1004488000113651375180/01/16/81/0KKDKDKKDK/KDDXXKDD
bEACHBOTZ wassabi116717600041935117400/00/04/23/0KK//D/KK/KKKD
tramal854567202113031259180/00/17/51/0KK/KKDKDKDTTDDD
tramal1001602121202646033808360/01/217/155/0
ink Sungi eSports2829414301616361895480/01/04/70/1DDTKDKDD/D//K///DDK
1 n K m44nv1ljel166354600001009137000/00/14/30/2DDDKKDDDKK
motherfucking ink devix703971000031163133800/01/06/60/2DDXDKKDKD//DKK/KKD
k 551031530301938084603480/02/114/160/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bEACHBOTZ MR.B57234700111107164870/03/02/70/0X/DTDDKDKKDKD
bEACHBOTZ wassabi3839513200217041398540/00/44/81/0DDDDKDXKD/KDDKDD/DK
tramal87487810119111535260/00/16/62/0TDK/KDDDDDKKDKKK
tramal611101628302437224581870/03/512/213/0
ink Sungi eSports1145187000317931087400/00/18/30/0KKDK/KK/K/KDKDD
1 n K m44nv1ljel11335512910031853154300/04/18/40/1KKDKK/K/KDKK/KKDKDDKD
motherfucking ink devix40324101004935109200/00/04/40/2KKDKD//DD/DK/D
k 9613824262001045813722400/04/220/110/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bEACHBOTZ MR.B52941223100332603561180/00/312/160/1/DDD/DKDKDDK/DKKDKDDKDKDDDDKKDDKDKD
bEACHBOTZ wassabi2997113710073257360400/01/28/262/2/DKKDKK//D/DDD/DKKDDDDDDDKDDDDD/DDDDKDDDDK/KDDDK
tramal411211024100221794045180/12/28/160/3KKKDDDDDDDDDD/DDDDKDKDDKDK/DKDDKKD
tramal41312338430012869611210360/13/728/582/6
ink Sungi eSports105111212030110331627072041/04/115/92/0/DKKDK/KK/KK/KD/DKDKKK/KKDK/KK/K/DKDK/DDTK
1 n K m44nv1ljel11751412816600742433008180/04/120/84/0/KKDD/KK/KK/DKKKD//K/KDKKKKKKKKKDKKKKKDKDKKD
motherfucking ink devix1351412317100336512981330/00/223/110/2D/DDK/KKKKKDDKKKKKKKKKKDDKDDKKDDKDKK/DKDX
k 13839372531001201121086962551/08/458/286/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bEACHBOTZ MR.B237150198100326081939920/02/317/20/0K/KDK/KDKKKKKKKKKKKDKKDKK/D
bEACHBOTZ wassabi12213127223001644452673180/01/224/42/0/K/KK//KDKKK/KDKD//KD/KK/K/KK/KKK/KK/KK/DK/KK/KKD
tramal95852122100183450212000/03/216/22/0KK/KK/K/K/D//K/KK/K/K/K//KK//K/DK/K/DKK/KKD
tramal1513666752500371050367321100/06/757/84/0
ink Sungi eSports1356429010421283636180/01/33/200/2DDDDDSKKDDKDDDDDDDDD/DDDDK///DDDDD
1 n K m44nv1ljel1741226100421283392400/01/21/180/2/DDDDDDDDD/KDD/DDDDDDD/DDDDK
motherfucking ink devix32679282008247634751730/05/14/190/0/DK/DDDDKD/DKD///DDDDDKDDKDDKKD/D/DKK
k 171641583310166732105032310/07/68/570/4

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Player Chats
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [Warmup]: SRY
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [Warmup]: hf
motherfucking ink devix [Countdown]: shoutout to renz
ink Sungi eSports [Countdown]: hf
motherfucking ink devix [9:58]: & sakennerd
motherfucking ink devix [9:11]: cute renz
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [7:58]: :{D
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [7:58]: :{D
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [7:57]: :{D
[7:53]: The Doors are opening!!
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [7:34]: wassabi fragmovie coming
[5:15]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:44
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [1:21]: :d
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [1:14]: :D
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [1:14]: :D
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [1:14]: :D
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [1:13]: :D
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [1:13]: :D
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [1:13]: :D
bEACHBOTZ MR.B [1:13]: :D
motherfucking ink devix [0:22]: no kennens ulti from R :(
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [0:04]: fullpull
ink Sungi eSports [0:03]: fulpul
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [0:02]: fragmov1e
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [0:01]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:44)
ink Sungi eSports [Intermission]: tramal carry
[10:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
tramal [10:12]: 8D
[9:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [9:41]: :D
tramal [9:35]: 8D
ink Sungi eSports [7:10]: mikä on ku ei osu
tramal [6:54]: 8D
tramal [6:53]: 8D
[6:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
bEACHBOTZ MR.B [5:16]: real fintard
bEACHBOTZ wassabi [5:14]: :D
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [5:08]: Brb need to get some care =)
[4:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:18]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[0:31]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:17]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
tramal [Intermission]: :d
ink Sungi eSports [Intermission]: gg
bEACHBOTZ MR.B [10:14]: :D
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [10:04]: :{D
ink Sungi eSports [6:53]: wtf teamkill
tramal [6:44]: 8D
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [6:43]: :{D
motherfucking ink devix [6:42]: mamut^RELOAd: whats this?
[6:21]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:20]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [4:54]: pumm
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [4:44]: sungi at cave
ink Sungi eSports [3:44]: lol so stupid
ink Sungi eSports [3:41]: shooting at teammate:DDDDDDDDD
bEACHBOTZ MR.B [3:35]: SO FUNNY
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [3:35]: what a dumb polak
motherfucking ink devix [2:34]: mamut^RELOAd: whats this?
[2:23]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [2:18]: see guys
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [2:14]: take garand serious
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [2:13]: :{D
ink Sungi eSports [2:04]: secret lan tactic
motherfucking ink devix [2:03]: mamut^RELOAd: nice1 knowing
motherfucking ink devix [1:59]: xDDD
ink Sungi eSports [1:53]: : DDDDDDDDDD
[1:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[1:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
1 n K m44nv1ljel1 [0:44]: best xp devix
[0:12]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
motherfucking ink devix [0:04]: hunter gfun!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
motherfucking ink devix [Intermission]: gg :DD
[Intermission]: bEACHBOTZ MR.B disconnected
ink Sungi eSports [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: 1 n K m44nv1ljel1 disconnected
tramal [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: ink Sungi eSports disconnected
[Intermission]: bEACHBOTZ wassabi disconnected
[Intermission]: tramal disconnected

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  • Too many random renames between rounds

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