Gaylords with bent swords vs Exorcists (4182 views)

gb potty
gb ant1y
ee infectp
nl hybrAtek
nl ironic_gayest
cz crAsh
cz ElANiUS
cz mnew
cz TRAKTOR
cz Sklamak
17.04.11 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth exo - CYPIS 63 kills
Killing Spree exo - CYPIS 7 frags without being killed
Accountant exo - CYPIS 134% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! exo - mnewcko 19 gibs
...and stay dead! exo - ElANiUS 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning GayLord aNt1Y -|--- 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! GayLord potty -|--- 34 SPAM kills
Fragstealer GayLord Ironic 149 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! exo - ElANiUS 291 damage per frag
What objective? exo - CYPIS 476 XP
Red Shirt GayLord potty -|--- 84 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? GayLord potty -|--- 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore exo - CYPIS 198 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut GayLord aNt1Y -|--- 4 team kills
Gingerbread man GayLord hybrAtek 32 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
GayLord hybrAtek7237754751500321054610254580/04/246/314/1019513746
GayLord aNt1Y -|---100377636318041210813109014800/03/156/338/1617217355
GayLord Ironic853485261120188014102621450/01/752/330/1215416857
GayLord potty -|---7325963841322161018878893670/017/614/4334/171629249
GayLord infect50258336612028722292544200/00/1023/339/1521914026
GayLord 751619265349702976467834856014700/025/10191/3355/1518014247
EXO=-=TRAKTOR8038561741022221035496743140/01/435/3822/917012746
exo - mnewcko782546077190221932874652480/016/715/3929/121559746
exo - ElANiUS6029343711611159072112741290/01/440/373/1421115748
exo - crAsh593044473132211858689882520/02/627/4211/1219512058
exo - CYPIS1344766347190041122093822920/06/453/324/717820075
exo781712271342775773485604678312350/026/4170/3269/718214057
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GayLord hybrAtek605261010041460152200/01/05/50/2K/K/KKDX/KDDDK/DD
GayLord aNt1Y -|---50204800127871049100/00/15/30/2DD/TKDKDK/KDD
GayLord Ironic1282797001110711293370/00/210/30/1KK/KKDKDTKDDKDKKD
GayLord potty -|---45125110103572107900/03/10/42/2/KDSDK/DKK/KDDDD
GayLord infect55185930007381216180/00/42/33/3KDDDKDDKXDDDKKD
GayLord 6812929454121046286159650/04/822/185/10
EXO=-=TRAKTOR4538511300513091049970/00/02/63/0//K/KD/DDKKD/KDD
exo - mnewcko142531071004114242300/05/00/25/1/KDK/K/KKKD/KKDKK
exo - ElANiUS623858300210361160400/01/24/20/2DK/DDKDDK/KKD
exo - crAsh36234112002647987180/00/12/72/1DDDK/D/DDKDKDKD
exo - CYPIS20079105200020251009540/02/18/30/1KKDDDKDKKDKKKKK
exo972313442110013615946282090/08/416/2010/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GayLord hybrAtek8155911300716301361400/00/09/30/1K/DK/KKD/DK/K/KD/K/K
GayLord aNt1Y -|---443449200399814661940/00/03/51/2DDKDDK/K/D/KDX
GayLord Ironic66416900009151366360/01/15/70/1DDKDDDKKDKKDDKD
GayLord potty -|---2115314101188512431610/00/13/81/3KDDDDDDDDDK/DDKTDD
GayLord infect553859200110001570550/00/25/40/2DKDK/DDDKDDKKD
GayLord 53183275280112542870064860/01/425/272/9
EXO=-=TRAKTOR1124798310214201325180/01/04/54/0KK/KDD/KKDKDKKSKD
exo - mnewcko88288920021319842400/00/07/61/1D/K/KKDKDDKKDKKDD
exo - ElANiUS2029210201211401491530/00/13/60/1KDDDKD/DDT/DD
exo - crAsh1714912720041699810450/01/06/44/0KK/KKKKK/DK/KDKX/KDK
exo - CYPIS180659540011428960360/02/07/40/0KKDKK/KDKKDDKK
exo1142184039131111700654281920/04/127/259/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GayLord hybrAtek671501928400834923814180/01/115/153/4DK/XDDKDKKK/KDD/KKDDKDDDD/D/KKDKD/DD/DK/KDKKKKKD
GayLord aNt1Y -|---1001272525800336374548860/01/023/121/8D/DDK/DKDDDKKKKDKDDDKDKKKKDKKDKDKKKKDKDDKDKDK/DKDK
GayLord Ironic901551921800128754140540/00/019/120/7/KDDDDDKKKKDDDDKDDKKKDKDDKDDDKKKDKKDKDKK
GayLord potty -|---8711928326112487331172060/010/40/1819/7KDKKDDKTKDDDKDDKKDSKDDDKDDDKDDDKKDKDKDKKD/KKDKDKDKDKDKKDDKKK/
GayLord infect45991022500029683845150/00/48/142/4DDKDKDDDDKKDDKDDDDDDKDKDDDKDDKKD
GayLord 7865010112831111417845194643790/012/965/7125/30
EXO=-=TRAKTOR831822631301845974019810/00/318/159/6K/DKDKKK/K/DDKK/KK/KDKXDDDK/TKDKKK/KKKDKDDDKDKDD/KKDDDDDDKD
exo - mnewcko96107303111029436331501960/08/45/1417/6K/KKKKDTKK///DKDKK/DDT/DKKXKKXKK/KK/KDKDDDKKDKDDDKK/DKDDKDKKDDKDD
exo - ElANiUS791211924300528504141360/00/119/130/5DDDKD/KDKD/KDKDKDK/KKDKDDKXK/DKDK/KKDKDDKDKD
exo - crAsh7611420266124383531011280/01/213/144/5DKXDKKKKDKDDDDDTD/K/KDDKKDDSTDK/KKKDKKK/KDDKDDKDD
exo - CYPIS1001671818500238193434900/00/217/101/4DKKKKKKDDKKDK/KKDDDDDKDK/KDKDKDKKDDD
exo8769111313028152819464178455310/09/1272/6631/26

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
GayLord hybrAtek761202026700133964355700/02/117/81/3D/KK//KD/DDDKK/K/KDDD/K/K//DK/KKDDKKKXK/KKK/KDD
GayLord aNt1Y -|---14219630218034539138381900/02/025/136/4KKK/K/KDTDDKDKK/TKKKKKDDKXKKDKKK/KKKDKKKKDKDDDTKKKDDDDD
GayLord Ironic751251824400631533463180/00/418/110/3DK/KK/DDDDDDK/KKDDDKK/KKKKK/D/KKDDDKDDDKDK
GayLord potty -|---1001132727600103858245000/04/011/1312/5K/K/KKKKDKKXDDXDK/KD///XKKD/KKKKDKKK/K/DKDKK/KKDDDDDDKDDK
GayLord infect5010313262027251626233320/00/08/124/6K/D/DKDKDDDTTD/DKDDD//DK/DKDKK/KDDKKDKDKD
GayLord 8965710812427054018882159315400/08/579/5723/21
EXO=-=TRAKTOR8711821241117302832811180/00/111/126/3DKDDDKKKDKDKKDDK/KK/KKDTDD/DKKDD/K/KKKDDDSK/K/K
exo - mnewcko40661230500625043050120/03/33/176/4KDD/DDKDKKDDDD/KDKK/DDKDDXD/DK/DDK/DDKDDDDK
exo - ElANiUS58105172981064046448200/00/014/163/6DDDKKKDKDKKKKS/KDKDKDKDDD/KD//DDD/DKDDDDK/KKDD
exo - crAsh27118829310124054090610/00/36/171/6DDDDDKDDDKDDDSDDDK/DDDDDDDKDDKDDDKDKK
exo - CYPIS13616526198001394839791120/02/121/153/2KDDDKDKKDKDKKDDDK/DDKDKDDKKKKKKKDKKKKDKKKKKDD
exo705728413125312115931188823030/05/855/7719/21

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Player Chats
exo - mnewcko [Warmup]: is there any free gtv server?
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: there are no free servers on ET
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Warmup]: there is no ET
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: UNLESS U TAKE THE BLUE PILL!
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: :o)
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: :o)
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Warmup]: is that antipregnancy pill
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: no
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: i meant the darkblue one
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Warmup]: LCD
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: GHB
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: aka partydrug aka rapedrug
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: works like a charm
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Warmup]: roofies
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: roofies
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: :DDDD
GayLord Ironic [Warmup]: could u guys ready up btw :x
GayLord potty -|--- [Countdown]: gl hf
GayLord hybrAtek [Countdown]: gl
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Countdown]: my pleasure
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO SMOOTHS & BILLUN
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO SMOOTHS & BILLUN
GayLord Ironic [Countdown]: shoutout to Basty and Punky! <333
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Countdown]: shoutout!
[13:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:39]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:31]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[13:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:32]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[12:30]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[12:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:40]: The Truck has been repaired!
GayLord Ironic [11:30]: faggot :D
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [11:28]: u mad
GayLord Ironic [11:25]: usomad
GayLord Ironic [10:37]: gg ;o]
[10:22]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:38
exo - ElANiUS [Countdown]: shoutout to baasty and n1 :P
GayLord Ironic [Countdown]: :)
exo - mnewcko [1:25]: D:DD
exo - mnewcko [1:23]: aiRen has removed you from his buddylist!!!!!!!!
exo - mnewcko [1:22]: aiRen has removed you from his buddylist!!!!!!!!
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [1:19]: milhAus has removed you from his buddylist !
exo - ElANiUS [0:55]: :DDD
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [0:53]: :~D
[0:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[0:14]: The side door has been destroyed!
GayLord Ironic [0:06]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:38)
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [Intermission]: aaaaaa
[14:54]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
exo - CYPIS [14:54]: Pause
GayLord Ironic [14:54]: avesum
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [14:54]: candle sniffing fuck fence go climb a wall of dicks
[14:53]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
exo - mnewcko [14:54]: aiRen has removed you from his buddylist!!!!!!!!
GayLord Ironic [14:54]: wat
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [14:54]: Provok : And don't talk about fairplay when you play with Traktor please.
[14:53]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
GayLord hybrAtek [14:53]: hurry, got more stuff to do
[14:53]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
GayLord potty -|--- [14:54]: <person> potty is pro, sup?
GayLord infect [14:54]: traktor, you realise that like 75 . of players with cheater quotes turn up to be cheaters?
GayLord infect [14:53]: ..
GayLord Ironic [14:54]: like watching: Pornstars get Punished
[14:53]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
GayLord infect [14:54]: per cent*
GayLord potty -|--- [14:54]: infect has cheater quotes
GayLord infect [14:54]: :D:D
GayLord Ironic [14:54]: or are just fucking shit
GayLord infect [14:53]: idle^teKoa was killed by infect@brokenmAus's MP40
GayLord infect [14:53]: idle^Night was killed by infect@brokenmAus's MP40
GayLord infect [14:53]: idle^r3vers was killed by infect@brokenmAus's Luger 9mm
GayLord infect [14:53]: idle^r3vers: SURE
[14:53]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
GayLord hybrAtek [14:54]: like watching: Jersey Shore! :D
GayLord potty -|--- [14:54]: <bobby> potty is cheating
GayLord Ironic [14:53]: ^^
GayLord Ironic [14:54]: like watching Glee
[14:53]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [14:54]: infect i didnt put on any cheater quotes
[14:53]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
GayLord potty -|--- [14:54]: I did
GayLord infect [14:53]: ofc not
GayLord potty -|--- [14:53]: I have a baby on my desk
GayLord Ironic [14:53]: so, whats the problem?
[14:53]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [14:53]: You have been banned from Crossfire.
[14:53]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[14:53]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[14:53]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[14:53]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[14:53]: FIGHT!
[13:11]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:37]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:34]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[6:30]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:53]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [5:47]:
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [5:44]: awesome panzer wasnt it
exo - mnewcko [5:41]: :DDD
[5:27]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
GayLord Ironic [4:53]: WAT
GayLord Ironic [4:52]: I WAS ON LONG
GayLord Ironic [4:50]: X)
[4:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:15]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [2:39]: lold
exo - ElANiUS [1:46]: :-)
GayLord Ironic [0:54]: ffs
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [0:50]: gg
GayLord Ironic [0:45]: gg
exo - mnewcko [0:45]: GG
[0:43]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
exo - ElANiUS [0:12]: :DDD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Intermission]: most highly decorated
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Intermission]: bitch
exo - mnewcko [Intermission]: :D
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [Intermission]: You have been banned from Crossfire.
GayLord potty -|--- [Warmup]: <person> potty is pro, sup?
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [Countdown]: :)
GayLord Ironic [14:46]: fucking trickrifling faggotr
[12:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:08]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:02]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:51]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:43]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:21]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
exo - ElANiUS [10:48]: :-)
GayLord Ironic [10:48]: REALLY?
GayLord Ironic [10:46]: REALLY?
[10:20]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[9:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[9:57]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [9:53]: :D
[9:50]: The Tank has been repaired!
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [9:50]: why you there!
[9:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [9:49]: :~D
exo - ElANiUS [9:45]: instinct
GayLord aNt1Y -|--- [9:43]: :P
exo - ElANiUS [9:42]: :-)
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [9:41]: why you there
[9:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
GayLord Ironic [9:19]: ...
exo - ElANiUS [9:17]: :DDD
[9:04]: The Tank has been damaged!
exo - ElANiUS [8:48]: :-)
[8:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
exo - ElANiUS [7:30]: :-)
exo - mnewcko [6:59]: :DDD
EXO=-=TRAKTOR [6:45]: "strike" "ok" vroom all death
exo - ElANiUS [6:21]: aaarg!
exo - ElANiUS [5:01]: Is this it? Is this all you can conjure, Saruman?
GayLord Ironic [3:26]: ???
[3:08]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:04]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
GayLord Ironic [3:02]: MOAR NADES PLEASE!!!
[1:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
GayLord Ironic [0:50]: GG :)
[0:33]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 14:26 (original: 15:00)
GayLord potty -|--- [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: GayLord potty -|--- disconnected
[Intermission]: GayLord hybrAtek disconnected
GayLord Ironic [Intermission]: cu@finals
exo - ElANiUS [Intermission]: gg :)
[Intermission]: EXO=-=TRAKTOR disconnected
exo - ElANiUS [Intermission]: hehe
exo - ElANiUS [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: exo - mnewcko disconnected
[Intermission]: GayLord infect disconnected
[Intermission]: GayLord Ironic disconnected

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