super kawaii kids vs Delinqüentes (4946 views)

gb razbo
gb hentai
pl dialer
gb Shuki
nl teKoa
es magico
es zwei
nl testi
fi miluu
ee scope
25.04.11 00:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Clubhouse kanker 74 kills
Killing Spree skk! dialer 6 frags without being killed
Accountant Clubhouse kanker 109% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Clubhouse kanker 26 gibs
...and stay dead! Clubhouse sCope 41% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning skk! dialer 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Clubhouse kanker 35 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Clubhouse Chaparron 118 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Clubhouse drunkasfuck 323 damage per frag
What objective? skk! dialer 413 XP
Red Shirt skk! rAzbo 88 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? skk! rAzbo 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore skk! Luffy 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut skk! rahula 4 team kills
Gingerbread man Clubhouse kanker 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
skk! rAzbo452284088100121746010076460/05/1135/381/20187115211
skk! rahula9129567732314161051777994370/027/95/3932/1215710545
skk! dialer10741360561004141189397001460/04/1052/268/919817365
skk! Rolf65302426580218871192941860/00/542/350/1020714336
skk! Luffy102389515090411890092492660/03/551/281/717518543
skk! 7816272603326011580474814611810810/039/5185/2842/718514446
Clubhouse sCope462893780150121886697943490/05/1022/3611/1324012238
^MClubhouse Testi7427849661101129546109482300/12/844/384/619516636
Clubhouse drunkasfuck7235648677011310174108782961/02/741/375/921216257
Clubhouse kanker10932374682602241082073653120/033/68/3435/714610844
Clubhouse Chaparron8017632405021038884720950/01/631/172/612211835
Clubhouse 751422240321640780432944370512821/043/6146/1757/618313546
da_colonel469812264026280430483220/00/510/134/423411726
469812264026280430483220/00/510/134/423411726
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! rAzbo4072102530072236353500/01/49/40/11/XDDDKK/DDK/DDKD/DKK/KDDK/KD/DDDKDDD
skk! rahula122100272211029399622243030/015/60/710/1DK/KKDKDKKD/KXDDDTKD/K/DKDK//KKKDKKDKKKTK/K/KKKK/DKK
skk! dialer1131011715401230892755200/00/316/72/5KDKTDK/KKDKKDKKDKXKD/KXKKDDDDKKKDDD
skk! Rolf68811522500926922363360/00/313/70/4/K/D//K/DD/D/KKK/KDDKKDKKDKXK/DDKKDDKD
skk! Luffy1001141414302428942677560/01/215/60/2KDKDKDK/TKDDKKDDKDT/KKKK/D/KKD
skk! 89468839826053114907135544150/017/1853/3112/23
Clubhouse sCope3987923500328522875540/01/53/115/3DD/DDDKD//DKKDDDDDKDDKDKDDDDKDKK
^MClubhouse Testi52611121201224793650890/00/311/121/3KDKDK/DDKDKD/DDDDKDDDDTXKDDDKDKKKD
Clubhouse drunkasfuck4085820200123073569840/01/36/131/2DKDDDD/KDKDKDDDKDDDKDDDDDKKD
Clubhouse kanker12812927218017365324121020/015/20/1113/2DKD/KK/KKD/K/KK/DKXKKKDKKDKKDKK/DDKXTKDKKKK/DKKKDDD
Clubhouse Chaparron75951216501522632401240/01/410/52/1K/KDK/KK/KKTK/DD/KDKDKDDDDDKD
Clubhouse 674576710122031813554149073530/018/1730/5222/11

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! rAzbo334951520051247170600/01/34/60/1D/DD/D/D/DDKDK/KDKKD
skk! rahula11042111030041349973340/03/00/27/4//KKDK/D/KKDKKDKDKKDK
skk! dialer1259710820051956106300/00/27/03/1K/K/DK/K/KK/DDKKKK
skk! Rolf28572720019061141580/00/02/50/1DDKDD/KDD
skk! Luffy114598710017591339400/01/17/30/2K/DKDKDDDKKKKDK
skk! 823043647100016621762221320/05/620/1610/9
Clubhouse sCope3635411101212161406130/02/22/61/2/DDK/DDTKDDKDDKDX
^MClubhouse Testi7033710100414981206340/01/05/51/1D/DKK//KK/KKDDKDD
Clubhouse drunkasfuck92311100019431629540/00/21/20/5DDDDK/DDDDDD
Clubhouse kanker12233119301514258551370/04/10/28/2K/KK/KKD//KK/KKXDKDKDT
Clubhouse Chaparron10008800010000/00/18/50/1DKKKDK/KDDKDDKKD
Clubhouse 67124314950213508250962380/07/616/2010/11
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! rAzbo54346113002870134400/00/16/60/2D//DDDKDDDKKDKKDK
skk! rahula11440874001154683300/02/20/46/1KXKDD/KDKDKKDKKD
skk! dialer1003966201215121212400/01/23/23/0KKK/DDDKDKTK/
skk! Rolf573747001112371162660/00/05/60/0TDKD/DDKKDDK
skk! Luffy175407420018091020180/00/07/30/1KDKK/KDKDKXK
skk! 100190313511027597455711240/03/521/219/4
Clubhouse sCope4431492003118213741260/01/02/31/3DKDK/K//KDDDD
^MClubhouse Testi2526281000967137300/00/32/30/2DDDDDKDKDD
Clubhouse drunkasfuck1254710820031660129000/01/08/51/1K/DKDK/KKKK/DKKDKXD
Clubhouse kanker62205820021051792340/03/00/52/1/KKDDKK/KDDDD
Clubhouse Chaparron77317900137111145350/00/08/40/2K/KDK/DKK/DDKDKTD
Clubhouse 67155284270111557159741950/05/320/204/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! rAzbo6035610200316461286180/03/13/60/0D/D/KKDK/KKDDKDD
skk! rahula171361273101144876900/04/00/46/2K/KKXSKKKKDDDKKKDKKD
skk! dialer200426320101069722710/00/07/20/1DKKKTKKKDD
skk! Rolf6235580002656928180/00/25/40/0DDDKK/KD/DKKD
skk! Luffy100486610011188912400/00/16/30/1DDKKDK/DKKDK
skk! 11919635348117600746171470/07/421/196/4
Clubhouse sCope18302110002696117200/00/32/40/2D/DKDDDKDD/DD
^MClubhouse Testi66444600007891337360/00/14/40/0KDDKDDKDKD
Clubhouse drunkasfuck703771000011192149500/00/07/70/1KKD/KDDDDDKDDKKKD
Clubhouse kanker11423871002102682900/04/20/24/1KK/KDDKDK/KDKDK
Clubhouse Chaparron71505700019141174360/00/15/30/2K/DDDKKKDDKD
Clubhouse 681842641100646176007720/04/718/204/6
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! rAzbo7538912001014612205280/00/19/91/3DKDDKKDDKKDKKDTXKKDDDDD
skk! rahula3033413101110431533430/02/11/112/1DTD/DKDDDKXDKDKDDDD
skk! dialer11185109001224921655150/03/38/50/0XDK/T/KKDKDKKKKDDKKDD
skk! Rolf803581000121331165380/00/09/60/3DKK//DDKKDTKXKDKKDDD
skk! Luffy5461611001116582076300/01/06/90/1DDKDDKDDKDDKDKK/DT
skk! 7025237551056798591221240/06/533/403/8
Clubhouse sCope64449143005103813711560/01/06/62/3//KKKDKDDDDDDDDK/KK/K/K
^MClubhouse Testi127661411500322661821530/11/111/72/0KD/KDDKKK/KDKDKDKKDKKKD/KX
Clubhouse drunkasfuck1221021192014207213751401/00/211/30/0K/D/KKDKDK/D/KKDKKKKT
Clubhouse kanker8158911500513461178390/03/12/54/1K/KKD//KDDDKKDD//KXKK
Clubhouse 992704345150117672257453881/15/430/218/4
da_colonel50317143024149413342680/00/25/74/3K/K///XDKDKKDKDKXTTDDDDDD
50317143024149413342680/00/25/74/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
skk! rAzbo26041500040000/00/14/70/3DDKDK/DD/DDK/DK/DDD
skk! rahula3544514101011351467570/01/04/111/3DDDDDKDKDDDTDKDKDDKD
skk! dialer7349111500031775229300/00/011/100/2KKK/DKDKDDK/DDDDKDK/DKDKKD
skk! Rolf725781110031889204700/00/08/70/2DD/KDKDKK/KDDKKXK/DD
skk! Luffy12567108201315921225820/00/110/41/0K//TKKDKKKDK/KDDKKD
skk! 66217386340213639170321390/01/237/392/10
Clubhouse sCope756291240061882159600/00/07/62/0K/K//DDKKD/K//DKDDKKK
^MClubhouse Testi110481110200315471561180/00/011/70/0DK/DKDKKDKDKDKK/DK/KK
Clubhouse drunkasfuck12262119100320001520180/00/08/73/0KDDK/XDDKKKKK/K/KKDKD
Clubhouse kanker11660141270032319129900/04/06/94/0DKDKKK/KK/KDDDKDKK/DKDKKKD
Clubhouse 106232454314001577485976360/04/032/299/0
da_colonel4167512100213101714540/00/35/60/1K/DD/KDKDKDDKDDDD
4167512100213101714540/00/35/60/1

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Player Chats
skk! dialer [Warmup]: and dicks
skk! dialer [Warmup]: all
skk! dialer [Warmup]: over
skk! dialer [Warmup]: the fucking vent
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Warmup]: a
skk! dialer [Warmup]: :DDDD
skk! dialer [Warmup]: are you a gay
skk! dialer [Warmup]: rly perfo
da_colonel [Warmup]: would you prefer i spec on ettv to record the tvchat? :D
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Warmup]: YES WE CAN
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Warmup]: WE CAN WIN THIS
[SC] perfo [Warmup]: dont care!
da_colonel [Warmup]: bet baggiez wants to vert on it
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Warmup]: rup or bb or leave
skk! dialer [Warmup]: (il).-' (li).` ((!.-`
skk! dialer [Warmup]: _..`--`_..-_/ /--`_.` ,`
skk! dialer [Warmup]: (_Y_.)` ._ ) `._ `. ``-..-`
skk! dialer [Warmup]: `o_ o ) `-. ( ).`-.__.`)
skk! dialer [Warmup]: ( `-'-/ ).___..--' `-._
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: testi shaving his balls again i guess
gtv'stRay [Warmup]: which balls?
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: no clue
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Warmup]: hahaha nice joke idiot
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Warmup]: now fuck off with ur cheap haircut and annoying voice
Clubhouse Chaparron [Warmup]: fintard mad
gtv'stRay [Warmup]: who are u?
skk! rahula [Warmup]: scope
skk! rahula [Warmup]: rup
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: we need our noob 5th
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: testi
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: he is away
Clubhouse Chaparron [Warmup]: the funking kanker dutch is afk
skk! rahula [Warmup]: watching jersey shore?
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: far far from that
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: he is shaving his balls
Clubhouse Chaparron [Warmup]: he is a retard
Clubhouse sCope [Countdown]: in every life we have some trouble, when you worry you make it double don't worry, be happy!
Clubhouse sCope [Countdown]: in every life we have some trouble, when you worry you make it double don't worry, be happy!
[SC] Baggiez [Countdown]: OBJECTIVE COMPLETE
[SC] Baggiez [Countdown]: :{D
[SC] Baggiez [Countdown]: STEIGE AUS DEM SUPPLY CAVE DREH DEN FLAG AUF
Clubhouse sCope [Countdown]: in every life we have some trouble, when you worry you make it double don't worry, be happy!
Clubhouse sCope [Countdown]: in every life we have some trouble, when you worry you make it double don't worry, be happy!
gtv'stRay [14:55]: who the fuck is miluu?
[13:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
da_colonel [13:28]: coming channel, want me to get a drunk wiadro in to cast? :D
[SC] Baggiez [13:23]: no
[SC] Baggiez [13:20]: under no circumstance
[13:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
skk! rahula [13:11]: sorry
gtv'stRay [13:11]: wanna have a clean stray?
skk! rahula [13:11]: drunk wiadro @ vent
Clubhouse kanker [13:11]: tax!
Clubhouse sCope [13:11]: xd
skk! dialer [13:11]: :DDD
skk! Rolf [13:11]: wiadro is calling me a kurwa bitch
[13:11]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Clubhouse kanker [13:11]: :$
Clubhouse sCope [13:11]: he got point
[13:11]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
skk! dialer [13:11]: wiadro laid
skk! dialer [13:11]: tonight
skk! dialer [13:11]: a:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
skk! dialer [13:11]: haha
[13:11]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
skk! dialer [13:11]: :DDDDDDDDDDD
skk! dialer [13:11]: and she wasnt blond
skk! dialer [13:11]: lol
skk! dialer [13:11]: shes at wiadros bad
skk! dialer [13:11]: atmn
skk! dialer [13:11]: :DDDDDDDDD
[13:11]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
skk! dialer [13:11]: and hes on vent
Clubhouse sCope [13:11]: and she wasnt blind?
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [13:11]: XD
^MClubhouse Testi [13:11]: xD
[13:11]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
Clubhouse sCope [13:11]: xD
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [13:11]: xD
Clubhouse sCope [13:11]: XD
^MClubhouse Testi [13:11]: scope tell them
[13:11]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
Clubhouse Chaparron [13:11]: vosotros no visteis un co o en vuestra puta vida premohs
[13:11]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[13:11]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[13:11]: FIGHT!
[13:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
skk! dialer [13:05]: :{D
skk! dialer [13:05]: :{D
skk! dialer [13:04]: :{D
[12:58]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:58]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[12:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:08]: gtv'stRay disconnected
[9:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[SC] Baggiez [7:37]: hentai and co are listening
[SC] Baggiez [7:36]: so
[SC] Baggiez [7:32]: just keep calling wrong info
[SC] Baggiez [7:29]: and make them go
da_colonel [7:13]: they are
da_colonel [7:10]: 30sec
[6:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:29]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:16]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:08]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:51
skk! rahula [Intermission]: lol
skk! rahula [Intermission]: kinda surprised that one hit
Clubhouse kanker [Intermission]: in da face tbh
Clubhouse kanker [Intermission]: :D
skk! rahula [Intermission]: :d
[SC] perfo [Intermission]: thats what she said
skk! rahula [Warmup]: shoutout to slarto btw
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Warmup]: slarto :XD
skk! rahula [Warmup]: PULL THAT MOTHERFUCKING BAR BROTHER
[10:36]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:26]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:07]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:21]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[6:58]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Clubhouse sCope [6:40]: xd
[6:35]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:33]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:20]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:14]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:37 (original: 10:51)
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Intermission]: 1 kill at defense :)
skk! rahula [Intermission]: drunkaswiadro?
da_colonel [Warmup]: nerds
skk! dialer [9:49]: 400 acc
skk! dialer [9:48]: wtf
da_colonel [9:47]: (23:25:32) (+bFGifted) next game skk vs bF??
skk! dialer [9:47]: yo
da_colonel [9:45]: thoughts?
Clubhouse kanker [9:15]: LoL
skk! dialer [9:13]: :{D
skk! dialer [9:13]: :{D
[8:48]: The Doors are opening!!
[8:17]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[8:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
skk! Rolf [7:46]: :D
[5:40]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:19
[SC] perfo [Intermission]: wp guys
[3:20]: The Doors are opening!!
[3:13]: Main blast door opening!
[1:00]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[1:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
skk! rahula [0:00]: :D
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Intermission]: :D:D:D:
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:19)
Clubhouse kanker [Intermission]: haha
skk! rahula [Intermission]: 3rd?
skk! rahula [Intermission]: grush?
Thomas[)WinFaKt [Intermission]: best game we casted today (c) Baggiez
[Intermission]: Clubhouse Chaparron disconnected
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: ready?
Clubhouse sCope [Countdown]: knew it
skk! Luffy [Countdown]: hf
skk! rahula [Countdown]: hf
da_colonel [14:58]: shoutout to mvn nerd
[14:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:07]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[14:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
Clubhouse sCope [13:48]: in every life we have some trouble, when you worry you make it double don't worry, be happy!
[SC] Baggiez [13:46]: STEIGE AUS DEM SUPPLY CAVE DREH DEN FLAG AUF
[13:42]: The side door has been destroyed!
[13:32]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[13:26]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[13:25]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[13:20]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[12:25]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:45]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[11:44]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[11:37]: The Truck has been repaired!
[9:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:38]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:21
skk! Rolf [Intermission]: wp dialer
Clubhouse sCope [Warmup]: ready?
[4:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:29]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[4:28]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:04]: The side door has been destroyed!
[3:46]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[3:32]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
skk! rahula [2:45]: ?
skk! rahula [2:44]: :x
[SC] perfo [2:39]: :D
skk! rahula [2:36]: :D
[1:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[1:19]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[1:17]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[0:54]: The Truck has been repaired!
[0:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[Intermission]: skk! rAzbo disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:21)
skk! rahula [Intermission]: gg
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Intermission]: ggs
skk! rahula [Intermission]: laters
[SC] perfo [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: skk! rahula disconnected
[Intermission]: [SC] perfo disconnected
[Intermission]: skk! Rolf disconnected
[Intermission]: [SC] Baggiez disconnected
Clubhouse kanker [Intermission]: gg cu
Clubhouse drunkasfuck [Intermission]: bibuy
[Intermission]: Clubhouse kanker disconnected
[Intermission]: Clubhouse Testi disconnected
[Intermission]: skk! da_colonel disconnected

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