Pornstars vs AnotherStonedHomies (4900 views)

ca A|G
cr Snak3
us Hobb!t
sv SNoOpie#
sv Keen
gt Techno.
07.05.11 23:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pornstar.hobbit :} 48 kills
Killing Spree Pornstar.Snak3- 4 frags without being killed
Accountant ^PPornstar.A|G 130% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Ash.Keen 8 gibs
...and stay dead! Ash.Keen 36% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pornstar.hobbit :} 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Pornstar.Snak3- 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Ash.Keen 141 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Ash.tEEEECH 495 damage per frag
What objective? pornstar.hobbit :} 257 XP
Red Shirt MatZo 48 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? MatZo 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Ash.tEEEECH 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Pornstar.Snak3- 2 team kills
Gingerbread man pornstar.hobbit :} 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Ash.tEEEECH301261344201644256768820/00/213/331/234015427
MatZo351151748100936696336540/00/116/351/321613229
Ash.Keen541302241800843145556540/00/320/282/219613637
Ash.393715213311012312408186601900/00/349/284/225114128
Pornstar.Snak3-94196303230216541838932950/02/025/165/118112244
^PPornstar.A|G130158262060110452328883880/00/026/101/217414443
pornstar.hobbit :}123257483851219796545906080/04/041/173/216611835
pornstar.11461110490141545179061137112910/06/092/179/217412844
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ash.tEEEECH2645623000421113265540/00/16/180/0DDDDKDK/DDD/KDDDDDDDK//DKDDDK
MatZo2435625000716943317540/00/05/181/0D/KKDDDKDKDDD/DDDDDKDK/D///DDD/
Ash.Keen48661225400524463484180/00/310/162/1D/KDKDKKDKKKDDDDDK/DDDDDDKDD///KDKDKD
Ash.331462473400166251100661260/00/421/523/1
Pornstar.Snak3-75761216200928672083180/01/011/70/0/DD/KKDDK/K/DK/KK/DKKK/DK/K/
^PPornstar.A|G16112821135007351322401730/00/021/50/2K//KKK/KKDDKKKDK/KKK/XKKK/KDK/KDKKD
pornstar.hobbit :}11496242110110368619281930/03/020/92/2K/K/DDDKKKDDDKKK/KK/DK/KKT/KKK//KKK/DD/KKKDKKD
pornstar.1173005750801261006662513840/04/052/212/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ash.tEEEECH252214100065078800/00/01/30/1DDKDD
MatZo502136000049783400/00/03/60/0DDKDKDDKD
Ash.Keen572147300158999000/00/04/50/1D/KDKDDKDKD
Ash.446481740011736261200/00/08/140/2
Pornstar.Snak3-125425410117314711440/00/05/41/0KKX/KDKDKDT
^PPornstar.A|G713057101310106482150/00/05/51/0D/T//DKDKKKKDX
pornstar.hobbit :}200416310128716172710/00/07/20/0TKKKX/K/KDK
pornstar.13211316143036261217366300/00/017/112/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ash.tEEEECH71425710118571223280/00/05/51/0DKKTDKD/KDDKD
MatZo1004455100177391500/00/05/30/1KK/KDDKDKD
Ash.Keen754368100212791082360/00/06/60/0KKD/KKDXKD/DKDD
Ash.821291620301429093220640/00/016/141/1
Pornstar.Snak3-2826270002556896180/00/02/40/1DDDDK/K/D
pornstar.hobbit :}1126098210418549691440/00/06/31/0KK/D//DKKKSKKDKK/
pornstar.708611152106241018651620/00/08/71/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Ash.tEEEECH10171100001807149200/00/11/70/1DDDDDDKDDD/
MatZo25153120001705127000/00/13/80/2DDKK/DDDDDDDKDD
Ash.Keen000100000000/00/00/10/0D
Ash.123242300021512276200/00/24/160/3
Pornstar.Snak3-22052115001412644431150/01/07/14/0TK/KKDKK/KKKK/KK/
pornstar.hobbit :}150609610031554107600/01/08/30/0KK/KDKK/KKDK/DK
pornstar.18511220111017281815191150/02/015/44/0

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Player Chats
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[8:52]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:51]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[8:31]: Allies capture the factory district!
[8:30]: Axis recapture the factory district!
pornstar.hobbit :} [7:45]: :D
^PPornstar.A|G [7:44]: Pornstar :D
MatZo [7:42]: fuck this seriously
[7:34]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:33]: Axis recapture the factory district!
MatZo [6:30]: :(
[6:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
^PPornstar.A|G [6:09]: DONT UNAPSUE
[6:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[6:09]: FIGHT!
[5:51]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:31]: Jeep disconnected
[5:16]: Axis recapture the factory district!
^PPornstar.A|G [5:03]: Pornstar :D
MatZo [4:51]: pfff
[4:14]: Allies capture the factory district!
[4:13]: Axis recapture the factory district!
MatZo [2:53]: can hit shit
MatZo [2:49]: cant
[2:15]: Allies capture the factory district!
[1:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[1:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
Pornstar.Snak3- [1:59]: :D
[1:59]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[1:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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^PPornstar.A|G [1:59]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [1:59]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [1:59]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [1:59]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [1:59]: Pornstar :D
[1:59]: FIGHT!
^PPornstar.A|G [1:59]: Pornstar :D
[1:34]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
Ash.tEEEECH [0:29]: gg
pornstar.hobbit :} [0:27]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
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pornstar.hobbit :} [Warmup]: shoutout to jon, sand, wesker, roman
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[9:31]: Allies capture the factory district!
Ash.tEEEECH [9:30]: :/
[9:28]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[9:27]: Allies capture the factory district!
Ash.tEEEECH [9:25]: nice lag snop
MatZo [9:21]: :(
^PPornstar.A|G [9:19]: /pause maybe
MatZo [9:01]: is it possible to play second map later :D?
^PPornstar.A|G [8:54]: maybe
MatZo [8:53]: like in the crossfire challenge 7
[8:51]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:51]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [8:37]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [8:36]: Pornstar :D
[8:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
^PPornstar.A|G [8:27]: its ok
[8:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:27]: no dna admin
[8:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:27]: !slac hacks on
[8:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
MatZo [8:27]: second map later?
[8:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:27]: FIGHT!
^PPornstar.A|G [8:24]: "later" as in
^PPornstar.A|G [7:42]: Pornstar :D
Ash.tEEEECH [6:54]: gg
^PPornstar.A|G [6:53]: gg
Pornstar.Snak3- [6:47]: :D
MatZo [6:46]: second map later?
[6:41]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:41]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:41]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:41]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:41]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[6:41]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:19 (original: 10:00)
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^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: ur lag gone?
MatZo [Warmup]: press tab
Pornstar.Snak3- [Warmup]: :D
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: sorry sir
MatZo [Warmup]: no keen no snoop
MatZo [Countdown]: :/
Pornstar.Snak3- [Countdown]: :D
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^PPornstar.A|G [11:58]: we can go to justice server and f ettv
^PPornstar.A|G [11:56]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [11:09]: Pornstar :D
^PPornstar.A|G [10:43]: Pornstar :D
[10:42]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:38]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
^PPornstar.A|G [10:11]: Pornstar :D
[9:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:51]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:38]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:38]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:36]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:29]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:54]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:44]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:22]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:11]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:02]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
MatZo [7:49]: god bless america
^PPornstar.A|G [7:47]: Pornstar :D
[7:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:06]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:53
pornstar.hobbit :} [Intermission]: gg
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: gg
MatZo [Intermission]: hahaha
Pornstar.Snak3- [Intermission]: gg
MatZo [Intermission]: yeah right
MatZo [Intermission]: ...
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: :d
pornstar.hobbit :} [Intermission]: :D
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[Countdown]: quee? readied the Allies!
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: Pornstar :D
Pornstar.Snak3- [Countdown]: :D
MatZo [Countdown]: i miss keen
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: can we 3rd map for lulz?
Pornstar.Snak3- [Countdown]: me2
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^PPornstar.A|G [4:47]: Pornstar :D
[4:27]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[4:27]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:27]: quee? disconnected
[4:27]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
^PPornstar.A|G [4:27]: Pornstar :D
pornstar.hobbit :} [4:27]: :D
[4:27]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:27]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:27]: FIGHT!
MatZo [4:26]: NOt even the half of keen
Pornstar.Snak3- [4:20]: lol
^PPornstar.A|G [4:17]: dude he plays way better
MatZo [4:14]: m_yaw
^PPornstar.A|G [4:09]: "he was told to play low-"
[4:08]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
MatZo [4:04]: man
MatZo [4:02]: he sucked
^PPornstar.A|G [4:00]: MAN F U
pornstar.hobbit :} [3:56]: as usual
^PPornstar.A|G [3:56]: here 2s
^PPornstar.A|G [3:55]: Pornstars, yea we will fuck you
^PPornstar.A|G [3:55]: Pornstars, yea we will fuck you
^PPornstar.A|G [3:55]: Pornstars, yea we will fuck you
^PPornstar.A|G [3:55]: Pornstars, yea we will fuck you
^PPornstar.A|G [3:54]: Pornstars, yea we will fuck you
[3:54]: Pornstar.A|G kicked for excess flood
[3:24]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:18]: [DNA] sH0ck connected
^PPornstar.A|G [3:07]: 2x2?
pornstar.hobbit :} [2:56]: their ringer rq
^PPornstar.A|G [2:46]: wzzsup happen?
MatZo [2:32]: :/
MatZo [2:29]: rematch?
MatZo [2:28]: xD
[2:26]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
^PPornstar.A|G [2:19]: they was using one ringer?
pornstar.hobbit :} [2:15]: yea
^PPornstar.A|G [2:08]: u guys accepted that:?
^PPornstar.A|G [2:05]: ?
MatZo [2:04]: yea
^PPornstar.A|G [2:03]: ah so ok
[1:54]: [DNA] sH0ck disconnected
MatZo [0:49]: TORM GRANDISIMO HIJO DE LA GRAN PUTA
Pornstar.Snak3- [0:46]: :D
[0:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[0:30]: *A.G* connected
^PPornstar.A|G [0:10]: no snoopie
^PPornstar.A|G [0:05]: didnt say anything bout a ringer
[0:03]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:53)
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: fuck he left
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