Hells Angels vs DISTANCE team (4869 views)

pl Flo
pl Wilku
pl Arvo
pl Dem
pl Haszkers
pl Staminaboy
pl Vexiol
pl Olo
pl ensifer
pl illusioN
pl ina
pl FirE
24.05.11 21:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hA'fLo najadl sie miesa 93 kills
Killing Spree hA'dem <...? 5 frags without being killed
Accountant hA'fLo najadl sie miesa 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hA'fLo najadl sie miesa 27 gibs
...and stay dead! DISTANCE.Olo 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hA'fLo najadl sie miesa 79 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ha'haszkers 52 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ha'haszkers 150 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! DISTANCE.Vexiol 210 damage per frag
What objective? hA'fLo najadl sie miesa 489 XP
Red Shirt DISTANCE.Vexiol 108 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? DISTANCE.ina 16 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore hA'smok 156 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut hA'Wilku.chory:( 6 team kills
Gingerbread man hA'fLo najadl sie miesa 42 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
distanceRZ !llus!oN7128356771224161091891557870/017/614/4828/819511645
DISTANCE.Olo7241465892210912587137441830/02/360/592/1319415346
DISTANCE.ina392663795120297165132472230/01/735/643/18194139416
DISTANCE.Vexiol4131844108702158977122653610/05/931/6610/17204114312
DISTANCE.FAGGOT621332439101845055575840/01/320/134/1218814336
DISTANCE551414226408543957441525398616380/026/3160/1347/1219513349
hA'Wilku.chory:(8233464788062010897115672730/03/562/445/1217014834
hA'smok111468847610022014140116872800/04/679/462/816815435
hA'dem <...?7740160771114181089186484700/02/1046/4213/1218211155
ha'haszkers8938081862156241211182748330/018/78/4552/91509146
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa119489937627224214074110182650/04/279/2112/1115114145
hA'95207238239377820124621135119421210/031/2274/2184/1116412945
DISTANCE.hooli66221375640124678675882020/03/133/182/1318313636
66221375640124678675882020/03/133/182/1318313636
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
distanceRZ !llus!oN924913144124193214783610/03/00/811/2DTTDKD/KK/KDKK/K/XKDKKSKDKDDDK
DISTANCE.Olo7785141831042796212700/00/112/81/5K/KDDKKKSKKDX/K/KDDKDKDDDK/KDDDKD
DISTANCE.ina6275101620031958203600/00/110/100/3DDKDKKD/DXKD/KDKKKK/DDDDDKD
DISTANCE.Vexiol5056102020022171253600/03/66/91/3KKKDDDKDDKDDKDDKDDDKD/DKK/DDDD
DISTANCE.FAGGOT66781421001625672838840/00/012/73/6D/KDK/DKK/KKDKKDDDK/KK/DDTKDDKD/KDDD
DISTANCE69343618911231911424110154450/06/840/4216/19
hA'Wilku.chory:(6155813001012872241450/00/19/80/3KDDDDKKDKDKDDDKDKDDKDT
hA'smok113951715300331352707360/02/214/101/2KXKDKKDKKDKDDK/DDK/KDDDDKKKXKKK/KD
hA'dem <...?62721016410218882078180/00/28/91/4DKXDDDDKSDD/DKKKDKDDKKDDK/KD
ha'haszkers111932018911530361829640/06/20/814/2TDKDDKKD/KK/KD/KKKKDKDKDDKKDK/KDKD/KKSKD
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa100861515901622082825870/02/012/52/4KKKKTDKDKDDKD/KDDD//KDKK//KKK/K
hA'89401707725231611554116802500/010/743/4018/15

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
distanceRZ !llus!oN667812187023278421712430/06/12/126/2DKDKDKKDKK/KKDDK/TDKD/DDKKDDDTDD
DISTANCE.Olo12911422171100031903240750/00/022/120/2KDKKKKDKDKDKDKKDKKKDDKKDKKDKKDKDDKDDKDD
DISTANCE.ina45751022200116763392400/01/27/172/3DDKKDKDDKKDKDDKDKDKDDDDD/DDDKDXDD
DISTANCE.Vexiol2879725000117482809110/00/07/190/5DDD/DDDDDKDKDDKDKKDKDDDDDDKDDDDD
DISTANCE.FAGGOT5555101810021938273700/01/38/61/6KKKDKKDD//DDKXDDDDDKKDDKDKDDD
DISTANCE65401611002102711336143493690/08/646/669/18
hA'Wilku.chory:(6671142120072332244100/01/212/101/3DDDDKK/XD//DDKDKDK/KKKDKD//KDKKDK/DKX
hA'smok100771818000428052750940/01/117/110/2DKDDKD/KDKDDKDKDDDKDKKK/KKDKKK/K/KDK
hA'dem <...?70861420100727362233730/02/410/90/0KKKKDDKDK/K//DDKD/DDK/KD/KDK/DDKDK
ha'haszkers9511021223026281721932640/01/18/1310/3KKDKD/DTK/KDDDDDKD/DDDDK/KKKKDKDKKX/KKKD/KKTKK
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa144126261852112365917191140/01/020/46/0KD/K/K//KK/K/KK/KK/KK/DKK/K/KKKK/DDTKKKSKSKKK
hA'95470939911233614349113365450/06/867/4717/8
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
distanceRZ !llus!oN67951928110635502869680/08/40/1611/2DDKKKD/KXKDKDKDDK/DSDDKKKK/DDD/KDDKKD//KDDKKKDDD
DISTANCE.Olo451151737500343535715720/02/215/280/3DDKDDDKDKDDKDKKKD/DDDKDXDDDDK/KKDDKDDKDKDDKDDKDD/DDDKDD
DISTANCE.ina358014405021275955741290/00/415/271/8DDKDKDDKDDDDDDDDD/DDDDDTDKDDDKKDDDKKDDDDKDKDDDKKDKDDTKDD
DISTANCE.Vexiol461402043200837495150770/00/116/294/4/KKDKDKD/DKDDKDDDK/DDD/DKDDDK/KKDD/KDDDD/DKDDDKK/DKKDDDDDKKDKDXD
DISTANCE484307014813121814411193083460/010/1146/10016/17
hA'Wilku.chory:(103150302940410527146351610/02/128/164/5DKDKDKDKDKD/K/KKDTTDK/TKKXKKDDXDKKK//DKDKK/KKDK/XKDK/KKDKD/KDK/DKT
hA'smok1252003427201953773892570/01/234/140/3K/DDDKDKKK/DKKK/DK/K/KDKKK/KK/KDKKDDKKKDKKKDK//DDKDKKKDDKTDKKKX
hA'dem <...?8912525285036425929843660/00/319/179/5KK/KDDKDDKDKDKXKXDKDXTT/KKKK/DKKDDDKDDDTKK/DDDKDD/KK/KDKDKK
ha'haszkers77114243172210369428454150/08/30/1414/4SKKDKKKDDDK/DKDD/TKK/DXS/TDDD/K/D/KKKKDKKKDKDKKKDKK/D/XDKD/
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa11517937324001756714724640/01/235/81/6KDKK/K/K/KDK/KK/DKKXKDKDDK/KKK/DKK/KD//KKDKKDKDKK/KKDDK//K/K/KK/DKKDK/
hA'1027681501472221052242721908010630/012/11116/6928/23
DISTANCE.hooli60140233830117466949641130/01/121/142/6/DK/K//KTKDK/K/KDDDKDKK/K/DK/DKKDKD/D/DDKKD/D/K///DDKKDKDDK/KD
60140233830117466949641130/01/121/142/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
distanceRZ !llus!oN706112170003265226371150/00/112/120/2/D/DKDKDDXKKDKKK/KDKDDKKDKDDDD
DISTANCE.Olo701001217300222482662360/00/011/111/3DKDKK/KDDDDKDDD/KKDKDDKKDDKDK
DISTANCE.ina173631730047722245540/00/03/100/4KDK//DDK/D/DDDDDDDXDD
DISTANCE.Vexiol35437203024130917702730/02/22/95/5DDKDKKDDD//DTD/DDKKKDDD/TDKDD
DISTANCE48240347190213698193144780/02/328/426/14
hA'Wilku.chory:(80581215201320072250670/00/113/100/1/DKDDKK/DKDKK/DDKDKKDDDKDKKT
hA'smok93961516501428232338930/00/114/111/1K//DTDKKKDK/KDKKKDDDDDKD/KDKXKKDK
hA'dem <...?841181113101320081353130/00/19/73/3DDKDKDXKKKDK//DDKKKDK/DKDT
ha'haszkers106631615221325641407900/03/10/1014/0KKDDD/KDTKK/KDKDKKDKSKDDK/SKDKKKX
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa13698151190072536175000/00/012/43/1K/KKXK///KK//KDKDKDKKKK/KKD
hA'10043369701924201193890982630/03/448/4221/6
DISTANCE.hooli77811418100721172624890/02/012/40/7/KDKKDDK///KDK//DKKKDKKK/KDDKDDD
77811418100721172624890/02/012/40/7

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Player Chats
DISTANCE.Vexiol [Warmup]: czekajcie illusion afk
DISTANCE.Olo [Warmup]: Rup
ha'haszkers [Warmup]: mozemy ?:(
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [Warmup]: illusion jestes?
DISTANCE.Olo [Warmup]: :D
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [Warmup]: :{D
DISTANCE.Vexiol [Warmup]: Przez telefon rozmawia :(
DISTANCE.ina [Warmup]: pozdro dla hooliego :D
ha'haszkers [Warmup]: grajcie i tyle
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: u nas 2 afk i gramy
DISTANCE.ina [Warmup]: :D
hA'smok [Warmup]: god hates faggots
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [Warmup]: [>>]Axis
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: dajcie lock team bo mi sie jeszcze bind nacisnie i bedzie lipa ;p
ha'haszkers [Warmup]: kurde juz ?
DISTANCE.ina [Warmup]: cyekajcie
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: co to kurwa darmowe minuty?
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [Warmup]: a co abonament na et masz?
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: sry za kurwa :(
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: ja mam internet przez modem z polaczeniem telefonicznym i 3 zl/h :(
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: ale 64kb/s =d
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: sprawa taka ze nam sie nie chce grac, a tym bardziej czekac...
DISTANCE.ina [Warmup]: juz
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: rupen
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [Warmup]: hf
hA'smok [Countdown]: OJAAAA
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [Countdown]: NA BENK
[13:28]: distanceRZ !llus!oN connected
[13:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:22]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:21]: distanceRZ !llus!oN Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced!
[13:11]: distanceRZ !llus!oN connected
[13:11]: distanceRZ !llus!oN disconnected
[13:05]: distanceRZ !llus!oN connected
[12:59]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
DISTANCE.Vexiol [12:59]: Pause
hA'dem <...? [12:59]: ...
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [12:58]: macie minusa
[12:59]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
DISTANCE.Olo [12:59]: :D
[12:58]: DISTANCE.hooli disconnected
ha'haszkers [12:59]: gogo
ha'haszkers [12:59]: :<
[12:59]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[12:59]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[12:59]: FIGHT!
distanceRZ !llus!oN [12:43]: stexx
distanceRZ !llus!oN [12:43]: !
[12:40]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:48]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:16]: The Tank has been repaired!
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [11:02]: pozdrawiam kamikadze i piaskuna
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [11:00]: :{D
[10:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[10:53]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:04]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:06]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:53
DISTANCE.Olo [Warmup]: Rup
hA'dem <...? [Warmup]: poczekacie sobie chwile...
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: kara
hA'Wilku.chory:( [Warmup]: rupen
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [Warmup]: pozdrowienia dla pana co i dla teamu double mag team
distanceRZ !llus!oN [Warmup]: Nie ma bata na wariata
DISTANCE.Vexiol [Countdown]: Pozdrowienia dla FirE, Serek, monia, jelen, ClvR, Lurtz, tomtom, eRRoR, SzczEpciO , MED, koben, Fix Me, lAura, gBrl.
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [Countdown]: pozdrowienia dla pana co i dla teamu double mag team
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [Countdown]: pozdrowienia dla pana co i dla teamu double mag team
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [9:50]: niepozdrawiam vexiola
DISTANCE.Olo [9:48]: :D
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [9:46]: :{D
[9:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:17]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:04]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:14]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:01]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:25]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:03]: The Tank has been damaged!
DISTANCE.Olo [4:59]: :C
[3:37]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
DISTANCE.FAGGOT [3:23]: :{D
[3:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
DISTANCE.Vexiol [2:09]: G
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [1:09]: aha
[0:30]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
distanceRZ !llus!oN [0:24]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:53)
distanceRZ !llus!oN [9:59]: XD
distanceRZ !llus!oN [9:56]: XD
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:31]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:25]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[1:16]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[0:54]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:53]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:40]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
DISTANCE.Olo [Warmup]: Rup
[14:27]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[14:00]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[13:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:41]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:09]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[12:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:52]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[10:42]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[10:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[9:52]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[9:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[9:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
distanceRZ !llus!oN [8:31]: dobre
distanceRZ !llus!oN [8:31]: ..
ha'haszkers [8:22]: nice def
[8:14]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:01]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[5:57]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:02 (original: 15:00)
[Intermission]: DISTANCE.ina disconnected
[Intermission]: DISTANCE.Vexiol disconnected
hA'fLo najadl sie miesa [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: distanceRZ !llus!oN disconnected
[Intermission]: hA'fLo najadl sie miesa disconnected
[Intermission]: DISTANCE.Olo disconnected
[Intermission]: hA'smok disconnected
[Intermission]: DISTANCE.hooli disconnected

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