intensiveNoobs vs Teuva Total Dominating (4781 views)

no Domi
nl Ming
pl Kirej
nl Otyg
fi booni
fi Kipe
fi roki
30.05.11 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth iN|kir#j 52 kills
Killing Spree iN|Domi UVIXO 6 frags without being killed
Accountant iN|Domi UVIXO 192% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! iN|Domi UVIXO 15 gibs
...and stay dead! Teuva KIPE- 133% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning iN|kir#j 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! iN|kir#j 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer iN|Domi UVIXO 174 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Teuva ROKI 266 damage per frag
What objective? iN|Domi UVIXO 325 XP
Red Shirt Teuva ROKI 52 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Teuva ROKI 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore iN|Domi UVIXO 213 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut iN|Domi UVIXO 4 team kills
Gingerbread man Teuva Booni 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Teuva ROKI461952452800652717003360/00/124/430/3220135310
Teuva Booni602223050100212692278231580/01/230/311/523115635
Teuva KIPE-482222552700354847863650/02/522/431/221915128
Teuva 516397915425022117677226892590/03/576/432/222314738
iN|Domi UVIXO192325482515045819954293400/04/144/193/017121762
iN|kir#j130319524070011820166541580/02/245/295/215816634
iN|ming10012318185015392030681350/03/012/134/121817034
Teuva KIPE-381538400176898900/00/13/50/025612413
iN|1337821219131052221088161406330/09/1104/512/020116933
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Teuva ROKI615581320031287181200/00/18/80/1KDD/KDKDDKD/K/KDDDDKK
Teuva Booni5349713401217332094240/00/08/110/0DKDK/K/DDDKDDKDKTDDDK
Teuva KIPE-6087915100317441948650/02/36/91/1K/KK/KDKDDDDDDKKDK/DDXKDD
Teuva 581912441701847645854890/02/422/281/2
iN|Domi UVIXO150681284011195016952040/02/19/62/0DKKDKK/TKKKDDKDKKKDKD
iN|kir#j1251251512200219781497640/00/114/81/2DKKDDK/KDDKKKDKKDKK/DKKKXKDD
iN|ming756668201119261572980/02/04/71/1DDDKKDKXDDKKD/TK
iN|11725933288024585447643660/04/227/214/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Teuva ROKI2043315100115801668360/00/03/140/1DKDDDKXDDDDDDDD/KDD
Teuva Booni3546617201314822404620/00/17/80/5/DDDTDK/KDDDDDD/KKKDDDKD
Teuva KIPE-426461420001504238000/00/06/140/0DKKDDKDDDDDDKDDDKKDD
Teuva 321531546501445666452980/00/116/360/6
iN|Domi UVIXO200941265021200712011020/00/013/51/0K/KDKKKTDDKTKKKKKDKD
iN|kir#j30094186300224511869360/00/016/62/0K/DKKKXKKDKKKKXKKDKK/KKDKK
iN|ming120571210300419941496370/01/08/63/0KDKDK/KKK/KK/KD/DKDKKD
iN|207245422211027645245661750/01/037/176/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Teuva ROKI5779111940012010271200/00/011/180/0DKDDKDDKKK/DKDDDDDKKKKDDDDDKDD
Teuva Booni78941114400426252625360/01/09/101/0/K/KKDKKKDDK/DDKDDK/DDDKK
Teuva KIPE-264951920001700284500/00/25/160/1KDKDDKDDDDDDDDKDDDDDDDKD
Teuva 5422227521000563358182360/01/225/441/1
iN|Domi UVIXO257127187501130611794340/01/018/60/0KKKKDDKKDTKKKKDKKKK/DKKKKD
iN|kir#j94701617100729892473400/01/114/101/0DDDDKKDK/KKDDKKKX/DK/K/K/K/DK/KKKD
iN|1761973424601860504267740/02/132/161/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Teuva ROKI401825100139481100/00/02/30/1D/DKDKD
Teuva Booni100336600031082700360/00/16/20/0KK//KDK/KKDD
Teuva KIPE-1252254200053669000/00/05/40/0KDKDDKDKK
Teuva 88731315300420122201360/00/113/90/1
iN|Domi UVIXO15036641002118173900/01/04/20/0/KK/KKKDKD
iN|kir#j6030351000783815180/01/01/51/0DDDKDKDK
Teuva KIPE-371538400176898900/00/13/50/0D/KDKDDKDDD
iN|82811217600327322543180/02/18/121/0

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Player Chats
Teuva KIPE- [Countdown]: hf
[11:13]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:10]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:39]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
iN|Domi UVIXO [9:38]: :DdDddDDDD
Teuva KIPE- [9:37]: :)
Teuva KIPE- [9:36]: :)
Teuva KIPE- [9:36]: :)
Teuva KIPE- [9:36]: :)
Teuva KIPE- [9:36]: (15:12:31) <PENUBE> KIPE- on mun mestari
[9:06]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:02]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:56]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:40]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:23]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:03]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:42]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:59]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:33]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[5:09]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:50
iN|Domi UVIXO [6:30]: :DdDddDDDD
[1:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:12]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
iN|Domi UVIXO [1:12]: :DdDddDDDD
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:50)
iN|Domi UVIXO [Intermission]: team dmg says all
Teuva ROKI [10:58]: DD
iN|Domi UVIXO [10:57]: :DdDddDDDD
[10:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:34]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
iN|Domi UVIXO [10:03]: wut
Teuva KIPE- [10:00]: (15:12:31) <PENUBE> KIPE- on mun mestari
[10:00]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:00]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
iN|Domi UVIXO [9:58]: you ran straight through me :d
[9:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:43]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:52]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:52]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:00]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:54]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Teuva KIPE- [7:29]: !
Teuva KIPE- [7:28]: gib meh
iN|Domi UVIXO [7:27]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [7:27]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [7:27]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [7:23]: failed hard
[7:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:36]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:53]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:41]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:33]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:12]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
iN|Domi UVIXO [3:32]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [2:40]: gg
[2:39]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:39]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:20
Teuva KIPE- [Intermission]: wp
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: Hi squid
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: quido
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: he be lagging =(
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: i c
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: he be floodin'
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: chinese boy pressing to many buttons
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: Kipe died
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: =(
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: conspiracy!
Teuva Booni [Warmup]: kipe's death doesn't affect much though
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: =D
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: neither does ming
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: he just goes full anyway
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: kipe had a powercut
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: :DD
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: thats what u get for livin' in the pönde
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: we got 23 specs
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: awesum
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: but no one talks @ ETVV
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: WUUTUUFAK
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: :(
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: Booni = forever mad
iN|kir#j [Warmup]: :/
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: hes rebooting
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: ever since he called his provider to upgrade his net, he got problems
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: lol my windows reso is fucked up
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: sup with the roguepro
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: (15:12:31) <PENUBE> KIPE- on mun mestari
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: STILL CAN HE STOLE CAR (C) KIPE-
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: KIPE-, onkos teil farmi siel mis asut (c) ROKI
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: back on TS
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: soooo
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: ming is just fucking it up, obviously
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: ic
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: seems like we are getting fortreit
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: :D
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: then we just get someone else!
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: HA
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: yep
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: changing player during match isn't allowed
Teuva Booni [Warmup]: clock's been ticking already
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: unless oppo accept it
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: well, for technical issues it was allowed i think
iN|kir#j [Warmup]: u guys like maekin proble,s
iN|kir#j [Warmup]: alredy noriced that in 5v5
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: I am being dead serious right now
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: XD
Teuva Booni [Warmup]: they are just trolling
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: btw
Teuva Booni [Warmup]: but waiting does suck
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: talking about problems
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: you were allowed to play with skub-butelek yesterday?
iN|kir#j [Warmup]: ofc
iN|kir#j [Warmup]: :D
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: goldorak invited new rule
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: AGAIN
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: every polish guy plays for 5 different teams during OC etc.
iN|kir#j [Warmup]: name that 5 clan dude
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: just exaggerating here
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: wow
iN|Domi UVIXO [Warmup]: just wow
Teuva ROKI [Warmup]: go go
Teuva KIPE- [Warmup]: awesum
Teuva KIPE- [Countdown]: PS we don't use pauses if he drops out
iN|Domi UVIXO [Countdown]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [9:19]: we do
iN|Domi UVIXO [9:19]: :DdDddDDDD
Teuva KIPE- [9:17]: :)
Teuva KIPE- [9:17]: :)
Teuva KIPE- [9:17]: :)
Teuva KIPE- [9:16]: (15:12:31) <PENUBE> KIPE- on mun mestari
[8:32]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:52]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:52]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:51]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
iN|kir#j [7:37]: :DDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [7:36]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [7:36]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [7:36]: :DdDddDDDD
[7:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:40]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:25]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Teuva ROKI [6:25]: gg
iN|Domi UVIXO [6:24]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [6:24]: :DdDddDDDD
iN|Domi UVIXO [6:24]: :DdDddDDDD
[6:22]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[6:22]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:58 (original: 9:20)
Teuva KIPE- [Intermission]: awesum map
Teuva KIPE- [Intermission]: gg
iN|Domi UVIXO [Intermission]: gg wp
iN|kir#j [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: Teuva Booni disconnected
[Intermission]: Teuva ROKI disconnected
[Intermission]: iN|Domi UVIXO disconnected
[Intermission]: Teuva KIPE- disconnected

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