Keskus Rikos Poliisi vs Kovat Pojat Kovilla Pyssyillä (7496 views)

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Is KRP wannabe KPKP or KPKP wannabe KRP???!!!????

Winnermans of this match = real shit, losers = wannabes
29.05.11 20:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth [KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN] 74 kills
Killing Spree [KPKP]paNNari 6 frags without being killed
Accountant [KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN] 117% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! [KRP|bliNd_st0rm] 26 gibs
...and stay dead! [KRP|bliNd_st0rm] 43% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning [KRP|HAPPOLASA] 60 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! [KRP|bliNd_st0rm] 44 SPAM kills
Fragstealer [KRP|HAPPOLASA] 148 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [KPKP]paNNari 234 damage per frag
What objective? [KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN] 508 XP
Red Shirt [KPKP]FaTTi 92 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? [KPKP]paNNari 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore [KPKP]rEEtyy:XD 186 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [KRP|HAPPOLASA] 5 team kills
Gingerbread man [KRP|HAPPOLASA] 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
[KPKP]B3ach683215173923138888103194590/04/841/339/1417413836
[KPKP]paNNari653354671120379791120193550/04/940/345/18213169611
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD803125164200010914512031940/13/748/370/917918868
[KPKP]sIIma663185380602179054105922620/02/948/374/1617113238
[KPKP]FaTTi482174492110118820498412700/020/87/4818/1818610728
[KPKP]641503245380582965450825480214400/033/8184/4836/1818514748
[KRP|mADOLF]693545174180219829776492800/04/738/426/916310347
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN]117508746321022213611100302970/015/348/309/1018415964
[KRP|HAPPOLASA]10641770641925241054293921791/07/260/317/615114256
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm]7131361812652141163287506400/07/165/4444/719110237
[KRP|kapaa]8835157641913141072092613960/08/542/4110/518814244
[KRP|88194331334610381493548024508217921/041/5193/4176/517513046
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[KPKP]B3ach761201925411325463784590/02/217/91/6DKKKTDKKDSDDDK/DDDKKDDKK//DKDKDKKDKDKKDDDDKKD
[KPKP]paNNari601121728500037254827720/01/514/132/8DDKDDDKKKDDDDDDDDDDDKDDKKDKDKDKKKDKDKDKDDDKDK
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD951402223100023771462200/13/219/150/2KKDKDKDDKKD/KKKKKKDKDDDDDDDKKKDKDKDKDDD/KKDDK
[KPKP]sIIma4192122940022347376970/00/311/161/7DKKDKDXDD/DDKDD/KDDDKKDDKDKDDDDDDKDKDDKDDD
[KPKP]FaTTi68792435600835543683340/014/30/1610/7DD/KKDKKDDKDK//DKDDKDDDDK/K/KDDKK/DD/KK/KDKDKKDKDKKDKDDDDKD
[KPKP]685439414029111515943206851720/120/1561/6914/30
[KRP|mADOLF]689922326019294026281600/00/515/154/4KKK/KDKDK/K/KDK/K/D/KDKDKTKDKKDDK/XDKKDD/DDDDDK/DDDKDKDD
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN]11219727249029468232832250/04/219/96/4/DDDKKKDDDKK/KKK/KKKKD/K//T/KDKK/DKKDDDKKKKDKKDKK/TKD
[KRP|HAPPOLASA]1261752923500945593684521/04/123/111/3DKKDKKKDD/KK/KK/DDDK/K/DKXKKK/DKDKKDKKKK/K/DDK/KKKDKK
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm]82132293514313474934492770/03/100/1721/3KDKKDDDDDKKSDKD/KDKDDXDTK/KKDDKSDDK/KDDDKKKDKKDDDDKDKDKKDKKKSKKDKD
[KRP|kapaa]801441721310737552899180/04/212/91/3KDDK/K//KDD/DKK//KK/KKKDKKDDDKSDKKDDKXD
[KRP|9474712413537443720685159437321/015/2069/6133/17

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[KPKP]B3ach53657131022175115412520/00/27/62/3DDKDK/KD/DDKKKDDKDTDTD
[KPKP]paNNari90709102013172319501630/01/07/62/1DKDTK/KKDKKKDDDKKD//
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD108521312400218082199360/00/013/80/3KKDKKDKXDKDK/KK/KDKDDKDDKD
[KPKP]sIIma75801216000716981833580/00/110/61/2K/DKDDDKDDK/KK//DDKK/KDKK/XK/
[KPKP]FaTTi2360417000315371689340/01/21/72/5/KDKD/DDDDDDK/DDKDDDXD
[KPKP]70327456870317851792125430/02/538/337/14
[KRP|mADOLF]507071450041052130300/00/04/92/1DKKDDK/DD//DKKDKKDD/D
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN]919211121000426431989180/01/110/70/1DDKKKDKDKKD/K/DDKKXKD/K/
[KRP|HAPPOLASA]100681212103318901777840/01/112/72/0DTKKDT/KDKKD/KKDDTKDDDKKKK/
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm]92531314320519371181900/02/03/77/2DKXKXKKDKKD/SDKD///KDKDKSKKK/
[KRP|kapaa]614681330021690226700/01/06/101/1DK/KKDDKDDKDDDDKKK/DD
[KRP|793295165222318921285171920/05/235/4012/5
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[KPKP]B3ach100801818100628492547760/01/313/74/3DK////DKK/KDKKK/KDDKKKDKKDDKXKDKDDKDK
[KPKP]paNNari82921417302320762438840/01/214/71/5K/K/DDDKKD/KDDKDKDKKTKKKKDDKDTDDD
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD5770814500421262677180/00/28/50/4K/KDDDDKKK//KDDKDXK/DDD
[KPKP]sIIma1169621181015301723431440/01/219/82/3KK/DDDK/KD/KDKK/DXKK/KDKKDKDKDKKKTDKDKKKD
[KPKP]FaTTi4453818301218612092940/01/33/105/4/DD/KKDKDDDDKDKDKDKDDDKTXDDD
[KPKP]80391698513042011929120974160/04/1257/3712/19
[KRP|mADOLF]4584920500520092115920/02/17/130/2D/KKKDK///XDKDKK/DDDDKDDDDDDKD
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN]1261101915200430122522180/05/011/72/4KD/KDKDKKK/DK/DDKDDKKDKKKD/KKKKKKD
[KRP|HAPPOLASA]8085162071172391257910/01/012/94/3/KKDKKDK//K/KTKDDD/DDKKKDKDDDK//SKKKD
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm]575311191004240820721330/02/20/139/1DKDK/DKD/DDXKDDKDKDDK/KDDKK/DKD
[KRP|kapaa]586310175011227726411420/02/17/152/0DDKDKDDKDDTDDKK/DDDKDKKDDKDK
[KRP|73395659120122112097119293860/012/437/5717/10

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
[KPKP]B3ach4156717310217422447720/01/14/112/2/DD/DDKDKDDKDDDDDKDKDKKS
[KPKP]paNNari3761616200122672804360/01/25/80/4KDKDDDK/KDDDKDDDDDKDDD
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD5350815100214402533400/00/38/90/0DDKDKDKDK/DDDDDD/KDKKDK
[KPKP]sIIma4750817101319922647530/01/38/70/4DTDDDDDKDK//DK/KDKKDDKDDDK
[KPKP]FaTTi36258222005125223771080/04/03/151/2DKX/DDDKDKK/D//KDDDKKDDKDDDDDD/
[KPKP]432423787911138693128083090/07/928/503/12
[KRP|mADOLF]162101138201122961603280/02/112/50/2KKDKXKKKKD/DKDKDKKTKKDD
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN]1411091712000532742236360/05/08/71/1DK/KKKDDK/DDKKXK/KK//KKKKDKKKD
[KRP|HAPPOLASA]14489139611517021352420/01/013/40/0/KK//SKDKKKTKK/KKKKXK/DD
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm]61758138012253820481400/00/42/77/1K//TKKDKDDXDDDDKDKKDKDD
[KRP|kapaa]1699822138024299814542360/01/217/76/1KK/KDKD/KKKD/KDKKKKDKKT/KKDDKKTKXDKKKD
[KRP|13547273552415171280886934820/09/752/3014/5

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Player Chats
[KPKP]paNNari [Warmup]: kapa mite vanha oot jo? :D
[KRP|mADOLF] [Warmup]: 45v
[KRP|kapaa] [Warmup]: liian vanha
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Warmup]: veikkaan et meiän yheksän yhteenlaskettu ikä ei riitä ees puoleen siitä miten vanha kapa on
[KPKP]FaTTi [Warmup]: :D
[KPKP]FaTTi [Warmup]: :D
[KPKP]paNNari [Warmup]: :DD
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN] [Warmup]: no se on pelannu 25 vuotta ET:ta
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN] [Warmup]: siita saa vahan suuntaa
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD [Warmup]: >_____<
[KRP|mADOLF] [Warmup]: ja sitä enne rtcws kolkytvuotinen ura
[KPKP]paNNari [Warmup]: :D
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD [Warmup]: :D!
[KRP|mADOLF] [Warmup]: valmiita kun te herrasmiehet
[KPKP]B3ach [Warmup]: Ready up!
[KPKP]B3ach [Countdown]: hf
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD [Countdown]: Gl & Hf
[14:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[13:48]: The Tank has been repaired!
[13:46]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[12:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:39]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:24]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:08]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:56]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:29]: The Tank has been damaged!
[11:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:01]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[KPKP]paNNari [8:21]: :D
[6:13]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[3:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[KPKP]sIIma [1:58]: gg
[KPKP]sIIma [1:58]: wp
[KPKP]FaTTi [1:56]: G
[KPKP]paNNari [1:54]: :DD
[KPKP]paNNari [1:54]: :DD
[KPKP]paNNari [1:54]: :DD
[KPKP]paNNari [1:12]: :DD
[KPKP]paNNari [1:12]: :DD
[KPKP]sIIma [0:45]: gg wp
[KPKP]FaTTi [0:38]: Wepepe
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [0:01]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 15:00
[KPKP]sIIma [Intermission]: vois ruveta aimaa :D
[KPKP]sIIma [Intermission]: eika koko aja obj :D
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Intermission]: kapaki vois pikkuhiljaa
[KPKP]FaTTi [Warmup]: ei se oo ilmeisesti mahdollista että kaks kertaa tollane tiimi vois voittaa
[KPKP]FaTTi [Warmup]: :D
[KPKP]paNNari [Warmup]: oon luovuttaja tiimis
[KPKP]paNNari [Warmup]: aikaa 5min ni joo ollaa hävitty jo
[KPKP]paNNari [Warmup]: :DD
[KRP|kapaa] [Warmup]: te olitte hävinny jo enne ku alotettiin
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Warmup]: big man, big talk
[KPKP]B3ach [Warmup]: Ready up!
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD [Countdown]: Gl & Hf
[KPKP]paNNari [Countdown]: iha paska map :D
[14:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[KPKP]FaTTi [14:08]: :D
[14:04]: The Tank has been repaired!
[14:01]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[13:42]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:48]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[KPKP]paNNari [12:41]: :DD
[KPKP]paNNari [12:41]: :DD
[12:31]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[12:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
[12:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[11:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:41]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[11:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
[KPKP]B3ach [11:13]: mouse4 kill ftw
[10:48]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:53]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[KPKP]B3ach [8:35]: wp
[KPKP]sIIma [8:10]: GG WP
[KPKP]paNNari [7:59]: :DD
[KPKP]paNNari [7:59]: :DD
[KPKP]FaTTi [7:17]: Wp:D
[7:03]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:56 (original: 15:00)
[KPKP]sIIma [Intermission]: C
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Intermission]: homona savua
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Intermission]: tuhkapilvi??!?!
[KPKP]B3ach [Intermission]: rekka tais hajoo sinne? :O
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Intermission]: hiace...
[KPKP]paNNari [Intermission]: islannin tuhkapilvi
[KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN] [Warmup]: joo voititte
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD [Countdown]: Gl & Hf
[12:40]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[KPKP]sIIma [12:34]: xD
[12:32]: The side door has been destroyed!
[12:30]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[12:26]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[12:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:18]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:43]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[10:41]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[9:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [8:41]: ... :D
[KPKP]paNNari [8:30]: voe vittu
[7:41]: The Truck has been repaired!
[KRP|mADOLF] [6:24]: kannin piikkiin
[KPKP]sIIma [6:19]: nii
[KPKP]FaTTi [6:16]: Vitut
[6:13]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:46
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Intermission]: gg ja wp
[KPKP]FaTTi [Warmup]: :D
[KPKP]B3ach [Warmup]: Ready up!
[KPKP]rEEtyy:XD [Countdown]: Gl & Hf
[KPKP]paNNari [Countdown]: highskilled sankari sais antaa mulle sen aimin
[KPKP]paNNari [6:37]: :DD
[KPKP]paNNari [6:37]: :DD
[5:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:36]: The side door has been destroyed!
[5:23]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:10]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[4:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:11]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[KPKP]sIIma [1:32]: gg wp
[KPKP]FaTTi [1:27]: wepepepe
[KPKP]sIIma [1:15]: vittuuks aina minut
[KPKP]sIIma [1:09]: eka rg sitte singe panza ÖD
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [1:08]: rumin pois...
[KPKP]sIIma [1:01]: tarkotit paras ? :P
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [1:01]: sattuu silmiin kattoo sun figuuria
[KPKP]paNNari [0:11]: ompas hiljasta teamspeakis
[KPKP]paNNari [0:07]: :DD
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [0:02]: sano mieluummin "rauhallista"
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:46)
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Intermission]: ei oo niin negatiivisen kuulonen
[KRP|kapaa] [Intermission]: täällä ainakin rillataa
[KRP|bliNd_st0rm] [Intermission]: ggs, wp
[KPKP]FaTTi [Intermission]: clan-krp BliNdiEri: GG WP : (
[KRP|mADOLF] [Intermission]: ggs
[KRP|HAPPOLASA] [Intermission]: 4-0 krp
[Intermission]: [KRP|HAPPOLASA] disconnected
[KPKP]B3ach [Intermission]: jees kiitoksia
[Intermission]: [KRP|bliNd_st0rm] disconnected
[Intermission]: [KRP|Doctor vAN OmeN] disconnected
[Intermission]: [KRP|mADOLF] disconnected
[Intermission]: [KPKP]rEEtyy:XD disconnected
[Intermission]: [KPKP]B3ach disconnected
[Intermission]: [KPKP]sIIma disconnected

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  • Server crash / restart
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