monarch vs dickcheese (3656 views)

fr Returner
be Azur
be Buzzer
se Sm3kht
de Srna
ee Vitupeer
3on3 Summer Cupski #1 Grand Final
28.06.11 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP 58 kills
Killing Spree SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP 7 frags without being killed
Accountant SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP 167% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP 14 gibs
...and stay dead! SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP 47 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP 11 SPAM kills
Fragstealer SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP 144 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! C==8 dickcheeseses 337 damage per frag
What objective? SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP 296 XP
Red Shirt C==8 dickcheese 58 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? C==8 dickcheese 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore C==8 dickcheese 350 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP 3 team kills
Gingerbread man SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
C==8 dickcheeseses291481552200435635996540/01/214/420/423811526
C==8 dickcheese4117724586005646689331620/12/327/313/5269154610
C==8 dickcheese641873452710755936847360/04/413/514/316512928
C==8 dickcheese455127316215101615622217762520/07/454/517/322413338
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP121286584890319921760841961/02/447/2411/315912774
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP902873842140223747157851890/06/133/151/319713835
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP1672965030120110725552461950/01/246/174/514517554
SIXTYNINE 12286914612035065223943171155801/09/2126/1716/516714754
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C==8 dickcheeseses024060000417114500/00/10/40/1DDDDDD
C==8 dickcheese331826100148284300/00/02/30/2DDDKKDD/
C==8 dickcheese883889300113111407180/01/15/72/0DKDKK/KDKDKDDKDKD
C==8 dickcheese40801021400222103395180/01/27/142/3
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP443449101411297341040/00/13/32/1K//DKDDD/DK/KT
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP116577630041094641180/01/05/11/1K//KDK/KKDK/K
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP20044841001117283500/01/06/31/1K/KKKKDKDKKDX
SIXTYNINE 12013519195019339522101220/02/114/74/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C==8 dickcheeseses1145191000989124700/00/01/80/1DDDDDDKDDD
C==8 dickcheese5321815300121332175720/00/26/40/1KDKKK/DKDDKDDD
C==8 dickcheese16021201000000/00/22/90/0DDKSDDDDDKDDDD
C==8 dickcheese27661136410131223422720/00/49/210/2
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP114458700231321934920/00/07/43/0KKK/DK/K/KKDDTTDK
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP11441873004141612341080/04/04/30/0K/DKDKK/K/DKKK/
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP22035115100314601232680/00/010/21/2/KDDK/KK/KKXKKKXKK
SIXTYNINE 149121271940210419734002680/04/021/94/2
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C==8 dickcheeseses2679623100221573604540/00/06/190/2/KDDDDDDKDDDDDDKDD/DKDDDDDKKD
C==8 dickcheese378792410032514378400/11/17/181/1DDDDDDDDDDKDDDD/KKKD/K/KDDKDDDDKK
C==8 dickcheese134242910021968316900/01/13/240/2DDDDDDKDDKDDDDD/KDD/DDDDDDKDDDDDD
C==8 dickcheese2520819763007663910557540/12/216/611/5
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP212153341660064383271101/01/128/104/1KKXDKKK/KKKKKKKK/K/KDKK/KX/KKDKDDKKKD/KKDKKDKKKKKKDD
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP8013217216011534802377620/01/117/50/0TKK//K/KKDK/KKDKDK/K/K/KKDK/D/K/D////K/
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP2251281881001526941551690/00/017/22/1KK/K/KK/TKKKKDK/KK/KKKKKDKD
SIXTYNINE 17241369452202261055766391311/02/262/176/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
C==8 dickcheeseses57081400020000/01/17/110/0DDKDKDKDD/KDKDKDK/KDDD
C==8 dickcheese3851513100013372131900/01/012/62/1KKKKKKDKDKDDDKKKKDKKDK
C==8 dickcheese1000107202300423142271180/02/03/112/1DD/D//KDDK/KDDKDDDKDKDK
C==8 dickcheese36515833294006365144021080/04/122/284/2
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP7554121620062384170500/01/29/72/1KDKD/KD/D/K/KDKKKD/DKK/DKKDD
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP75576820101481153310/00/07/60/2DDKDKDTKKKDKDDD
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP100891313000119291628580/00/213/100/1K/KDDKKDKDKKXDDDKDKDDKDKDKK
SIXTYNINE 832003137401757944866590/01/429/232/4

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Player Chats
[SCski]Robaciek [Warmup]: flame him on ts
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: i did
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: "you're such a retard"
[SCski]Robaciek [Warmup]: 4 viewers? man so much pressure
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: our best is 31
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: so no
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [Warmup]: I played at aef, can handle the pressure
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: WOW U SOO COOOL
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [Warmup]: true dat
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: gief me signature
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: i played cdc4
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [Warmup]: +1
[SCski]Robaciek [Warmup]: he so cool
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [Warmup]: he almost won a game
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [Warmup]: :Pppp
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: WOW EVEN MOAR COOL
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [Warmup]: I so cool
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [Warmup]: just rup !
[SCski]Robaciek [Warmup]: ok just rup
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: i can send you dickcheese
[SCski]Robaciek [Countdown]: gl hf
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [9:57]: played frenchlan 2 !
[9:47]: [SCski]Robaciek connected
[9:44]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:30]: [SCski]Robaciekhas become a referee
[9:27]: [SCski]Robaciekhas become a shoutcaster
C==8 dickcheese [9:25]: unpause plz
C==8 dickcheese [9:24]: 1 afk
C==8 dickcheese [9:18]: restart*
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [9:15]: stfu
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [9:15]: le lol
C==8 dickcheese [9:15]: fag
[SCski]Robaciek [9:06]: language :x
C==8 dickcheese [9:04]: LANGUAGE!!!11!!!!1!!!!
[8:56]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [8:55]: shut your mouth plz.
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [8:52]: make them stop writing
[8:49]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[SCski]Robaciek [8:37]: need "mute all" button
[8:26]: The side gate has been built!
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [7:19]: ...
[5:23]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:23]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:23]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:23]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:23]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:23]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:36
[SCski]Robaciek [Intermission]: das boom
C==8 dickcheese [Intermission]: das dickcheese
C==8 dickcheeseses [Warmup]: greatest map ever made
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [Countdown]: NP YOU GONNA YOURS
C==8 dickcheese [Countdown]: by a fag. must be french one
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [Countdown]: XD
[4:23]: [SCski]Robaciek connected
[3:46]: [SCski]Robaciekhas become a referee
[3:45]: [SCski]Robaciekhas become a shoutcaster
[2:33]: [SCski]Robaciek disconnected
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [1:34]: :D
[1:28]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[1:28]: Allies permanently capture the factory district!
C==8 dickcheeseses [0:36]: gg
C==8 dickcheeseses [0:05]: 1 frag
C==8 dickcheeseses [0:03]: Xd
C==8 dickcheese [0:02]: pro
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:36)
C==8 dickcheeseses [Warmup]: rup
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: jews even suck more
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [Countdown]: yes you are one
C==8 dickcheese [Countdown]: hebrew shit
C==8 dickcheese [11:58]: shit it islam nigger
[11:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
C==8 dickcheese [11:30]: should be shut it
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [10:35]: :D
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [10:35]: :D
C==8 dickcheese [10:29]: cool bind
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [10:25]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [10:24]: i know
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [10:23]: T'es nul, tais toi.
C==8 dickcheeseses [5:20]: this is starting to get boring :<
[2:08]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [1:15]: shoutout to cojine aufaite <3 :DDD
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [1:08]: coucou cojiine
[1:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[0:33]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[0:27]: The Tank has been repaired!
[0:24]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
C==8 dickcheese [0:23]: lows
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [0:20]: :(
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
C==8 dickcheese [Intermission]: close
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [Intermission]: BEST ING IZI
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [Intermission]: amazing
C==8 dickcheese [Intermission]: how the hell you got to finals
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: cant even fullhold at tank vs lows
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: :D
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: lows
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [Warmup]: we played only one match before
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [Warmup]: yeah we fail
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [Warmup]: :P
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: u suck
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: lowclan
C==8 dickcheese [Warmup]: fortfeit?
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [Warmup]: we aren't a clan =)
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [11:41]: Holalala sa defonce....!
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [11:41]: :D
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [11:40]: :D
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP [11:31]: :D
[10:55]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:52]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:19]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[8:30]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:41]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [7:24]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [7:24]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[7:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [6:17]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [6:17]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [6:16]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [6:16]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [6:16]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [6:16]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP [6:16]: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
[5:25]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[4:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:27]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:32 (original: 12:00)
C==8 dickcheese [Intermission]: xp skill
SIXTY^JNINE Azr CORP [Intermission]: ggbblol
[Intermission]: SIXTYNINE Rtr CORP disconnected
[Intermission]: C==8 dickcheeseses disconnected
C==8 dickcheese [Intermission]: all lows
[Intermission]: SIXTYNINE Bzr CORP disconnected
[Intermission]: SIXTYNINE Azr CORP disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.