wasch labbersch duu vs dECLINE (3329 views)

de Bl4d3
de znArk
de mKs
gb rAzbo
pl Kwilos
pl glad
pl J-C van damme
23.07.11 16:45 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 69 kills
Killing Spree Jean Claude Van Damme 5 frags without being killed
Accountant WLD||||<m><K><s> 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! decline glad 12 gibs
...and stay dead! decline glad 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 62 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer WLD||||<m><K><s> 171 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! dECLINE Joli Garcon 341 damage per frag
What objective? WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 425 XP
Red Shirt dECLINE Joli Garcon 83 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O 17 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore decline glad 191 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Jean Claude Van Damme 5 team kills
Gingerbread man WLD||||<m><K><s> 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
WLD||||b:L:4:d:395425697311042014374112431600/04/662/457/320815444
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O70357507111012310685111921680/07/244/480/2214158517
WLD||||<m><K><s>1002795555110228889664351450/03/260/364/316211745
WLD||||87106117419933077133955288704730/014/2166/3611/319514349
dECLINE Joli Garcon513394283800151124012211900/02/437/593/8268147310
decline glad7732853691201910709129381160/03/348/573/220218857
Jean Claude Van Damme69398456570598833108572240/03/542/485/4196167511
Cl65106514021727063330782360064300/08/5127/4811/422216749
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WLD||||b:L:4:d:31081302523501950983735890/00/021/145/0KK/KD/DDK/DTDK/KKKK//KDKDKDKDKK/KKK/KDK/KKKKDDDKD
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O901012022500103831326700/00/020/130/0D/KDKKKKK/K/DK/XK/KD/DDKK/D/KK/KKK/DDKDKDKD
WLD||||<m><K><s>12510125203001336302115720/02/021/62/1K/KK/KK//KK/KDKK/KKD/DKK/KDK//KK/DKK/KKK/DDKK
WLD||||10833270651301321255991171610/02/062/337/1
dECLINE Joli Garcon45981124300327544065360/00/011/170/6DDKKDXDDDKDKDK/DKXKDD/DD/DDDDKDDDKKKD
decline glad511151427100540784833720/00/114/200/1K/D/DDDKD/KDDDDD/DKDKDDKDDDKDDDDKK/KKKKKD
Jean Claude Van Damme28998284021228536611250/00/17/243/2DDTDDDDKDKDDDDKDTDK/KKDKDDKDDDDDDDDDDD
Cl41312337980299117125592330/00/232/613/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3541121324102734733214490/02/113/140/2DDK/DDKK/DDTDDKK/KDK/K//KDKD/DDKKDDKDDT
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O6211817274001032293342580/01/116/180/0DKKDK/KK/DD/DDD///D/DXD//KKDDK/KDKKDKKKDKDKXKD
WLD||||<m><K><s>725681120181699110700/01/117/141/1KDDKDDKK/K/KDKXDKD//DKKTK/KKDDDD/KKKK/D/KDD
WLD||||63286386270325840176631070/04/346/461/3
dECLINE Joli Garcon41891229200829973425180/00/111/191/1/KDKD/DDKDDKDK//D/KKDKDDDKD//DDDDK/DDKKDD
decline glad100102202030143259372280/00/020/161/0KDK/DKDDKKDKKKT/KDKDDDDKK/DKDKKDDKKDKDKK/
Jean Claude Van Damme100117171710063319330500/01/115/111/0K/KDKK/DKKDK/KXDKDKDDKKKK/DDK/DKDK/
Cl80308496660118957510452260/01/246/463/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WLD||||b:L:4:d:39078101120012330200500/01/18/91/0D/DKKDKDKKKDKDDKDDKDK
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O6473914100120232455180/04/15/110/1DDKDKDKDDDDDDDKDDK/KKKK
WLD||||<m><K><s>71571014300217261836400/00/010/110/1DDDDKDKKDK/DDKD/KKDKKDKD
WLD||||752082939600460796296580/05/223/311/2
dECLINE Joli Garcon125931512200227731985360/01/213/91/0KXK/KKDKDKDKDKDK/KKDKDKDKKDD
decline glad604161010001515198100/00/05/101/0KKDDDDKDKDDKDDDK
Jean Claude Van Damme1401031410201120082113310/01/314/50/1KKKTKKDKKKDKK/KKDKDKDDDDD
Cl1082373532501362966079670/02/532/242/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
WLD||||b:L:4:d:31401052115301334732289220/01/420/81/1DK/KKKDKKKXKDDKK/DTKKDKKKKDD/DKDDKDKKK
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O506548101216022128920/02/03/60/1/DDTKDKDK/XDDK
WLD||||<m><K><s>120651210301518411377330/00/112/51/0K/K/KDKD/KKDXK/KKTDKKDK/
WLD||||103235373370310691657941470/03/535/192/2
dECLINE Joli Garcon225941810022716273600/01/12/141/1DDD//DKDDKDKDDDDDDKDDD
decline glad108701312700018572402360/03/29/111/1KKDKKDDKXKDKDKDDDKXKDKDKDKD
Jean Claude Van Damme6079610002112211778680/01/06/81/1DDDKKDDDTDKTKK/KDD
Cl6320823408023579469161040/05/317/333/3

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Player Chats
dECLINE Joli Garcon [Warmup]: jean claude wc
dECLINE Joli Garcon [Warmup]: wait
[Countdown]: Vote FAILED! (Start Match )
dECLINE Joli Garcon [Countdown]: hf
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [11:05]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [8:14]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [8:14]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [8:13]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [8:13]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [8:07]: 8D U mAd
[8:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [7:30]: dfu
[7:25]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:21]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:14]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:51]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
dECLINE Joli Garcon [6:51]: wtf?
[6:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[6:51]: FIGHT!
[5:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [2:02]: oohoo fm!
[1:08]: decline gladcalled a vote.
decline glad [1:06]: :D
[1:05]: Vote FAILED! (Timelimit 13)
[1:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:03]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:55]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:55]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:55]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:55]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:55]: :)
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:55]: :D
[0:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [0:43]: jade kurwa
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [10:40]: u fuckjed up
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [10:37]: ii
dECLINE Joli Garcon [9:48]: ahh
[9:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [8:37]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [8:37]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [8:37]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [8:37]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [8:37]: :)
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [8:36]: :D
[7:11]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:02]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:35]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:34]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:59]: :)
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:59]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:59]: :)
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:58]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:58]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:58]: :D
[5:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:32]: mhh
[5:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:32]: wasch labberscht duu junge
[5:32]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
WLD||||<m><K><s> [5:32]: markus soll spielen
[5:32]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[5:32]: WLD||||Z/N/A/R/K disconnected
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:32]: forfiter?
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:32]: ok np
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:32]: 3rd coming
[5:32]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[5:32]: WLD||||<m><K><s> connected
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [5:32]: np
[5:32]: Axis team locked from spectators by dECLINE Joli Garcon
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:32]: mks
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:32]: like max?
[5:32]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
Jean Claude Van Damme [5:32]: mks vir?
[5:32]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
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dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:32]: panda!
[5:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:32]: antivit
[5:32]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
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[5:32]: FIGHT!
[5:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [3:28]: hmm
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [2:36]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [2:36]: :D
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [2:36]: :D
decline glad [2:17]: nie zrobicie tego !
decline glad [2:17]: :D
[2:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:10]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:04]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [0:35]: gg
WLD||||<m><K><s> [0:34]: wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
[10:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:24]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:15]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
dECLINE Joli Garcon [10:15]: where are you engi?
[10:15]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [10:15]: englisch
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [10:15]: ?
[10:15]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[10:15]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [10:15]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [10:15]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [10:14]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [10:15]: :)
[10:15]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
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[10:14]: FIGHT!
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [10:06]: oh the bad ettv
[9:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:12]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[9:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:52]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:23]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:49]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:39]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:28]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:00]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:57]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:57]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:02
[6:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [6:18]: hmm
[6:18]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
WLD||||<m><K><s> [6:19]: sup?
[6:18]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[6:18]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[6:18]: FIGHT!
[6:17]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[6:11]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:30]: easy
dECLINE Joli Garcon [5:29]: bash
[5:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:16]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:58]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:20]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [1:40]: rambo
dECLINE Joli Garcon [1:40]: !
[1:32]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:24]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:18]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:28]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
dECLINE Joli Garcon [0:08]: gg
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:05]: ez bash :D
[0:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
WLD||||R:A:Z:B:O [0:04]: 8D U mAd
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:03]: hahah
WLD||||b:L:4:d:3 [0:02]: noobs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:02)
dECLINE Joli Garcon [Intermission]: hahajh
[Intermission]: decline glad disconnected

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