zeroskill vs Five Star (4370 views)
31.07.11 22:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 108 kills |
Killing Spree | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 9 frags without being killed |
Accountant | zs.Robol^1 | 115% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 39 gibs |
...and stay dead! | zs.topek | 42% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | zs.buzka | 70 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 49 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 160 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | fSTAR.Hennessy | 277 damage per frag |
What objective? | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 541 XP |
Red Shirt | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 98 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | fSTAR.Penis | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | zs.conte | 189 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | zs.Robol^1 | 13 team kills |
Gingerbread man | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ | 27 /kills |
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zs.masterWong [Warmup]: | come on |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | flop wanking |
zs.masterWong [Warmup]: | and tag up |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Warmup]: | :S? |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | ubLiND? |
zs.masterWong [Warmup]: | ok |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | Ready.. |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | gl hf kurwa |
fSTAR.Penis [Countdown]: | japierdole |
zs.masterWong [14:49]: | *I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the coast of your life.* - Mahatma Gandhi |
zs.masterWong [13:41]: | flop whole magazine at u u dont die |
[13:07]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [13:02]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [13:02]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [13:01]: | :DD |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [12:58]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [12:58]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [12:58]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [12:58]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [12:58]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [12:58]: | *************** |
fSTAR.Penis [12:58]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Penis [12:51]: | <21:22:09> FLoPJEHZ : my dad is 40 and i played with him! |
[12:46]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [12:44]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [12:44]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [12:44]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [12:44]: | nice |
[12:22]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[12:12]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[10:54]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[10:51]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[10:19]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[10:15]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
fSTAR.Penis [9:30]: | Penis |
fSTAR.Penis [9:28]: | yes ? |
[8:21]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[8:06]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[8:05]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[7:51]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [7:43]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [7:43]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [7:43]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [6:42]: | gg |
fSTAR.Penis [6:33]: | 83 dmg |
fSTAR.Penis [6:32]: | 833 |
fSTAR.Penis [6:30]: | np4me |
[6:05]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:54 |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | Ready.. |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [Warmup]: | Ready! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | hf |
fSTAR.Penis [Countdown]: | ja pierdole |
[7:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:38]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:27]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:22]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[5:45]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | :O? |
zs.masterWong [5:45]: | we got banned on ts |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | HAHA |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | hahahaha |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | lol |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | not funny |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | but laughing |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | whos the admin fronty? |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | :/ |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | xDD |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | :DDDDDDDDDD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | :DD |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
zs.conte [5:45]: | ip |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | markus |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | krmpz |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | u wanna use our ts? |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | propaganda |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | harris |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | yannick |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | sfinn |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | termit |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | defuckto |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | suck penis |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
zs.buzka [5:45]: | no thx sjmx! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | SjMX offering u a ts with a controlfreak? |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | ok i was trying to be friendly |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | trying to beat my phobia of polaks |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
zs.buzka [5:45]: | :D |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | much love and plenty of kurwa big macs |
zs.topek [5:45]: | jaki port |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | zjeb idevil |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | how long it still takes_ |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | my carry time running out :( |
zs.buzka [5:45]: | 60sec |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 60 |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | come at me flop |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 69 |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 58 |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 57 |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 56 |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 55 |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 55 |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | 55 |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | :{D |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | KRESTi:FLoPJEHZ Teletubbis Schmusen :) ... Fuck ich hab ET gestartet -.- |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | KRESTi:FLoPJEHZ Teletubbis Schmusen :) ... Fuck ich hab ET gestartet -.- |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | KRESTi:FLoPJEHZ Teletubbis Schmusen :) ... Fuck ich hab ET gestartet -.- |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | KRESTi:FLoPJEHZ Teletubbis Schmusen :) ... Fuck ich hab ET gestartet -.- |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | KRESTi:FLoPJEHZ Teletubbis Schmusen :) ... Fuck ich hab ET gestartet -.- |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | KRESTi:FLoPJEHZ Teletubbis Schmusen :) ... Fuck ich hab ET gestartet -.- |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 15 seconds! |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | *************** |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | *************** |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | :DD |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | bind mouse1 kill |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | HF |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | nice |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
zs.buzka [5:45]: | 2nd pause! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | no |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:45]: | FIGHT! |
[5:45]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | KURWA |
zs.buzka [5:45]: | yes |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:44]: | KURWAA |
zs.buzka [5:45]: | :D |
fSTAR.Penis [5:44]: | KUUUUUUUUUUUURWA |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | ok |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:45]: | jebana pedal |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | get ts. |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | KURWA |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | rly |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | i lost the timing of my nade |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | kurwa big mac |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:44]: | 2ticks |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:44]: | cg_gun_frame 0 |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | we got you nice teamspeak |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | full of retards like us |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | except hennessy he's not a retard |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:44]: | can u send me a polish wife |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:44]: | wait |
fSTAR.Penis [5:45]: | :O |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:45]: | hennessy is the greatest tard of us |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
fSTAR.Penis [5:44]: | :O |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [5:45]: | lol |
fSTAR.Penis [5:44]: | :D |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [5:44]: | xd |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[5:45]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:45]: | FIGHT! |
[5:27]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:23]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:44]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:25]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[3:12]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [2:46]: | really? |
[2:32]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [1:27]: | gg |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:25]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:24]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:24]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:24]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:24]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:24]: | nice |
[1:14]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [1:10]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [1:10]: | :DD |
fSTAR.Penis [1:10]: | xD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [1:09]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [1:09]: | :DD |
[0:54]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
zs.buzka [0:48]: | gg |
[0:41]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:54) |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Intermission]: | XD |
zs.masterWong [Warmup]: | so |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [Warmup]: | Ready! |
[11:20]: | Allies capture the Old City! |
[10:39]: | Allies have captured the Old City! |
[10:39]: | Allies have destroyed the Old City Door! |
[6:27]: | Allies have transmitted the North Documents! |
[5:48]: | Allies have transmitted both Documents! |
[5:48]: | Allies have transmitted the South Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 6:13 |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [Intermission]: | gg |
zs.topek [Intermission]: | gg |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [Warmup]: | Ready! |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | Ready.. |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [Warmup]: | Ready! |
[4:58]: | Allies capture the Old City! |
fSTAR.Penis [4:08]: | Hello Kitty MObile |
[4:05]: | Allies have captured the Old City! |
[4:05]: | Allies have destroyed the Old City Door! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [4:01]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [4:01]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [4:01]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [4:01]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [4:01]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [4:01]: | nice |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [3:57]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [3:57]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [3:57]: | :DD |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [2:18]: | :D |
zs.buzka [0:09]: | :XDDDDDDDD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [0:02]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [0:02]: | :DD |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:13) |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [Intermission]: | new winghaven! |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [Warmup]: | Ready! |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | sec |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | Ready.. |
zs.masterWong [Warmup]: | one afk |
zs.topek [Warmup]: | brb shower |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Warmup]: | kick from team kurwa |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Warmup]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Warmup]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Warmup]: | nice |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | hey rick |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | suck my cock |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Warmup]: | go |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | Im gonna get banned from ts |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | steve going fronty on me |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [Countdown]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [Countdown]: | :DD |
fSTAR.Penis [Countdown]: | :( |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Countdown]: | nice |
fSTAR.Penis [14:24]: | Hey im maus |
fSTAR.Hennessy [14:07]: | shoutout to maus and butchji |
[11:33]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[11:30]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
fSTAR.Penis [11:28]: | xD |
fSTAR.Hennessy [11:20]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [11:19]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [11:19]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [11:19]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [11:19]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [11:19]: | hi |
[11:08]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[10:26]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:00]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[9:33]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:30]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[9:21]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[9:20]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [9:10]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [9:10]: | :DD |
zs.buzka [9:09]: | :XDDDDDDDDDD |
[8:56]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:46]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[8:35]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:00]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[6:36]: | Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [6:03]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [6:03]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [6:03]: | hi |
fSTAR.Hennessy [6:03]: | hi |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:49]: | :DD |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [5:49]: | :DD |
[5:37]: | Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:22 |
fSTAR.Penis [Warmup]: | Ready.. |
fSTAR.^WSjMX [Warmup]: | Ready! |
[8:07]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[8:04]: | Allied team has stolen the Tank! |
[7:53]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[7:47]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[7:46]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[7:26]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:21]: | Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed. |
[5:17]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:08]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
[5:02]: | The Tank has been repaired! |
[4:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:28]: | Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors! |
[4:25]: | The Tank has been damaged! |
fSTAR.Hennessy [3:24]: | HOW U KNOW MORON |
fSTAR.Penis [1:46]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Penis [1:45]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Penis [1:45]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Penis [1:45]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Penis [1:45]: | :{D |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:28]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:28]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:28]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:27]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:27]: | nice |
fSTAR.Hennessy [1:27]: | nice |
fSTAR.Penis [0:43]: | gg |
zs.buzka [0:43]: | wp |
zs.topek [0:42]: | gg |
fSTAR.Hennessy [0:41]: | gg |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [0:01]: | who dropped the obj below cp btw? |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:22) |
zs.masterWong [Intermission]: | me |
fSTAR.Penis [Intermission]: | a cunt |
zs.buzka [Intermission]: | samraj |
[Intermission]: | zs.conte disconnected |
fSTAR.Penis [Intermission]: | :D:D |
fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ [Intermission]: | :D |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Intermission]: | XD |
fSTAR.Hennessy [Intermission]: | samuray |
fSTAR.Penis [Intermission]: | ggs |
[Intermission]: | fSTAR.FLoPJEHZ disconnected |
[Intermission]: | fSTAR.Penis disconnected |
[Intermission]: | zs.buzka disconnected |
[Intermission]: | fSTAR.Appel disconnected |
[Intermission]: | zs.Robol^ disconnected |
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