Kovat Pojat Kovilla Pyssyillä vs teamALBERT (3054 views)
Siima
B3ach
Fat
osmahe
MING LEE
B3ach
Fat
osmahe
MING LEE
albert
kavinsky
hanky
sandbag
ohurcool
kavinsky
hanky
sandbag
ohurcool
15.08.11 20:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | teamALBERT|^Wsandbag | 108 kills |
Killing Spree | teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | teamALBERT|^Wsandbag | 121% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | teamALBERT|^Wsandbag | 23 gibs |
...and stay dead! | teamALBERT|HANKy | 37% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky | 68 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | teamALBERT|^Wsandbag | 45 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | teamALBERT|^Wsandbag | 158 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | KPKP~~B3ach | 242 damage per frag |
What objective? | teamALBERT|^Wsandbag | 501 XP |
Red Shirt | ^WKPKP~~osmahe | 102 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | teamALBERT/albert | 13 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky | 170 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | teamALBERT/albert | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | teamALBERT/ohurcool | 36 /kills |
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KPKP~~B3ach [Warmup]: | Ready up! |
KPKP~~Sankari [Warmup]: | 65 |
KPKP~~Sankari [Warmup]: | 64* |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Countdown]: | glhf |
[Countdown]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
teamALBERT|HANKy [Countdown]: | fhlg |
[14:44]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [14:44]: | one sec |
KPKP~~FaT [14:44]: | MAKING MY SANDWICH? |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [14:44]: | fucking americans |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [14:44]: | :> |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
teamALBERT/albert [14:44]: | :PppPPpPppPPpPPpPpppPPp |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[14:44]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[14:44]: | FIGHT! |
[14:11]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[14:09]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
teamALBERT|HANKy [10:37]: | xD |
[10:13]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:13]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
KPKP~~FaT [10:13]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [10:13]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [10:13]: | :D |
[10:13]: | Allies team locked from spectators by KPKP~~B3ach |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
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[10:13]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [10:13]: | one tard flooding me @ xfire |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [10:13]: | -_- |
[10:13]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[10:13]: | FIGHT! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [10:10]: | fanboi |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [9:59]: | gay like u t think :P |
KPKP~~FaT [9:53]: | :D |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [9:53]: | :) |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [9:52]: | :) |
KPKP~~FaT [9:52]: | :D |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [9:52]: | :) |
KPKP~~FaT [9:52]: | :D |
teamALBERT/albert [9:50]: | lolool |
[9:43]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:40]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:11]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:39]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:18]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:03]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:58]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:55]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [6:31]: | :D |
[6:30]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[6:27]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[6:26]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[6:13]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
teamALBERT/albert [6:01]: | lol |
teamALBERT/albert [5:53]: | lemme play :) |
[2:45]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:14 |
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: | gg |
KPKP~~B3ach [Warmup]: | Ready up! |
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: | -->ready<-- |
KPKP~~B3ach [Warmup]: | Ready up! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [12:02]: | lol |
KPKP~~FaT [9:54]: | :D |
teamALBERT/albert [9:52]: | XD |
teamALBERT/albert [9:52]: | XD |
teamALBERT/albert [9:52]: | XD |
[8:59]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:28]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:18]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:03]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:05]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[7:01]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:42]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
teamALBERT|HANKy [6:26]: | :D! |
[6:06]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:52]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:51]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
KPKP~~B3ach [5:51]: | lamo |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:50]: | do you hear that |
KPKP~~FaT [5:51]: | YUP |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:51]: | :D |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:50]: | fucking bugs |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:51]: | means ur gonna die fat boy |
KPKP~~FaT [5:50]: | negative |
KPKP~~FaT [5:51]: | im on the other side |
KPKP~~FaT [5:51]: | :_D |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:51]: | lol |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:51]: | which nigger paused |
teamALBERT/albert [5:51]: | i can hear it flying |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:50]: | its like a ufo |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[5:51]: | teamALBERT|sandbagcalled a vote. |
[5:51]: | Vote FAILED! (Referee gtv'ETTV ) |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
teamALBERT|HANKy [5:51]: | :D! |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [5:51]: | no ref allowed! |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [5:51]: | >D |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:50]: | ;> |
[5:50]: | KPKP~~FaTcalled a vote. |
[5:51]: | Vote FAILED! (MUTE teamALBERT|sandbag) |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
KPKP~~FaT [5:50]: | :D |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:51]: | albert and ohurcool not straight |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
KPKP~~FaT [5:51]: | u just noticed? |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:50]: | :> |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:51]: | :> |
KPKP~~FaT [5:50]: | :< |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
KPKP~~B3ach [5:50]: | your spawntime? :D |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:50]: | i cant tell tis switching numbers |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:51]: | :D |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [5:50]: | same |
KPKP~~sIIMA [5:50]: | reety nakkaas st ;) |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:51]: | asian cannot into math LOLOLOL |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:50]: | :< |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
teamALBERT/albert [5:51]: | you really havent our st yet? :) |
KPKP~~B3ach [5:51]: | think |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:50]: | he hasnt our st yet ofc |
KPKP~~FaT [5:50]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [5:51]: | :D |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:50]: | unpausing |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:51]: | just kidding |
KPKP~~B3ach [5:50]: | /unpause |
KPKP~~sIIMA [5:51]: | AERO/RIZLA: want kick ? |
KPKP~~FaT [5:50]: | FINTARD CANNOT INTO ENGLISH |
KPKP~~sIIMA [5:50]: | :D! |
KPKP~~sIIMA [5:51]: | :D! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:51]: | [23:22] <`casek> fuck bitches get money read books |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [5:51]: | what in the fukc |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [5:51]: | fat: maby this is good time to tell that i dont know what st is |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:51]: | lol |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
KPKP~~FaT [5:51]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [5:51]: | :D |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
KPKP~~FaT [5:50]: | :D |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [5:50]: | sh0ckzs: like a bus |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [5:50]: | deleted avast |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
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[5:50]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [5:51]: | stupid laggin shit |
[5:50]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[5:50]: | FIGHT! |
KPKP~~FaT [5:47]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [5:46]: | :D |
[4:29]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[4:28]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[4:28]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [4:22]: | :D |
[4:15]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[4:02]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [4:02]: | 6 th pause |
[4:01]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
KPKP~~FaT [4:01]: | :_d |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [4:01]: | says the guy who paused twice :D |
KPKP~~sIIMA [4:01]: | =D |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [4:02]: | 8D |
[4:01]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [4:02]: | pauses are nice |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [4:02]: | breaks from hard progaming |
teamALBERT/albert [4:02]: | still we lead pauses 3-1. you need pause harder |
KPKP~~FaT [4:01]: | you get to know people and stuff |
[4:01]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
KPKP~~FaT [4:01]: | :_D |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [4:02]: | time to use inhaler |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [4:01]: | :D |
[4:01]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [4:02]: | gonna do pushups |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
KPKP~~B3ach [4:02]: | unpause |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[4:02]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[4:02]: | FIGHT! |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [2:50]: | wut |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [0:01]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [0:01]: | WP |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:14) |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [Intermission]: | PLZ |
KPKP~~sIIMA [Intermission]: | gg |
KPKP~~FaT [Intermission]: | :DDDDD |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Intermission]: | HAHAHAHA |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [Intermission]: | N1! |
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: | lol |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [Intermission]: | XD |
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: | :D |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [Intermission]: | wp |
KPKP~~B3ach [Intermission]: | not even close |
KPKP~~sIIMA [Intermission]: | easy |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Intermission]: | 1 second |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Intermission]: | gg |
KPKP~~FaT [Intermission]: | "TOO LOW" |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [Intermission]: | we need more obj player |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [Intermission]: | gg |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [Intermission]: | :) |
KPKP~~sIIMA [Warmup]: | You mad bro ? |
KPKP~~B3ach [Warmup]: | Ready up! |
[12:48]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:37]: | The side door has been destroyed! |
[12:28]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
[12:13]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:50]: | The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started! |
[11:48]: | Allied team has gained access to the truck! |
KPKP~~FaT [11:45]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [11:44]: | :D |
[11:36]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
[10:46]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed. |
KPKP~~sIIMA [10:07]: | juosten kustu :D |
teamALBERT/albert [10:04]: | :PppPPpPppPPpPPpPpppPPp |
[9:58]: | Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed. |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [9:41]: | first time playing offi on this map |
[9:36]: | Allied team has escaped |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:23 |
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: | gg |
KPKP~~FaT [Intermission]: | we failed big time |
KPKP~~FaT [Intermission]: | :D |
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: | :) |
teamALBERT|^Wkavinsky [Intermission]: | gg |
KPKP~~B3ach [Intermission]: | 3rd here we come |
KPKP~~sIIMA [Intermission]: | albert oot harvinaise paska |
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: | nii oon |
teamALBERT|HANKy [Warmup]: | paska vittu |
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: | -->ready<-- |
[3:25]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[3:24]: | The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker! |
[2:16]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[2:04]: | The main gate has been destroyed! |
KPKP~~FaT [2:03]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [2:03]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [2:03]: | :D |
KPKP~~FaT [2:03]: | :D |
[1:38]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[1:36]: | Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed. |
[1:26]: | The Truck has been repaired! |
KPKP~~FaT [1:06]: | gg:DDD |
teamALBERT/albert [1:01]: | gg |
KPKP~~B3ach [0:24]: | erdenberg_b2, Karsia_te2, Adlernest, Radar, Sw_goldrush_te |
[0:20]: | The Wooden Barrier has been constructed. |
KPKP~~FaT [0:02]: | HOMO |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:23) |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Intermission]: | gg |
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: | heads |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [Intermission]: | heads |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Warmup]: | heads |
teamALBERT/albert [Warmup]: | -->ready<-- |
KPKP~~B3ach [Warmup]: | Ready up! |
[9:16]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[9:00]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[9:00]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
KPKP~~Sankari [7:05]: | Shelbji: sankari ur low now u got aim suddenly |
[6:13]: | Main blast door opening! |
[6:09]: | Main blast door closing! |
[5:30]: | Main blast door opening! |
[5:08]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 4:51 |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Intermission]: | lol |
KPKP~~B3ach [Warmup]: | Ready up! |
[1:49]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[1:20]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
[1:20]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [0:02]: | gg |
KPKP~~sIIMA [0:02]: | gg' |
KPKP~~FaT [0:02]: | gg |
teamALBERT|^Wsandbag [0:02]: | wp |
^WKPKP~~osmahe [0:01]: | wp |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [0:01]: | ggs |
KPKP~~B3ach [Intermission]: | w |
teamALBERT/ohurcool [Intermission]: | :D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:51) |
KPKP~~B3ach [Intermission]: | wp |
teamALBERT/albert [Intermission]: | gg wp |
[Intermission]: | KPKP~~FaT disconnected |
[Intermission]: | KPKP~~B3ach disconnected |
[Intermission]: | KPKP~~sIIMA disconnected |
[Intermission]: | KPKP~~Sankari disconnected |
[Intermission]: | teamALBERT|sandbag disconnected |
[Intermission]: | teamALBERT/ohurcool disconnected |
[Intermission]: | teamALBERT/albert disconnected |
[Intermission]: | teamALBERT|HANKy disconnected |
[Intermission]: | KPKP~~osmahe disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
Credits to the author of StatWhore
of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.