cook me some fuckin eggs vs Horses (3282 views)

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CyberGamer Australia | CyberGamer Europe
CyberGamer Season 4 CGo Match
31.08.11 12:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth MrDonGo 75 kills
Killing Spree Herbert Adams 9 frags without being killed
Accountant Herbert Adams 143% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Herbert Adams 13 gibs
...and stay dead! biggz- 57% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning MrDonGo 59 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Herbert Adams 22 SPAM kills
Die! Damn you, Die! biggz- 320 damage per frag
What objective? MrDonGo 471 XP
Red Shirt MrtEuf 76 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore np4/Chesty. 226 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 5 team kills
Gingerbread man METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
MrtEuf58250447650118655077221380/04/425/232/414910245
cmsfebishy57081400120000/00/08/71/50024
~,=,^7 Wit96347485040419816268581760/03/345/254/217013754
MrPhul633724368701161093986172070/00/737/406/525412745
MrDonGo13247175571001171274099961281/013/459/301/717017577
Herbert Adams139401574013119831359502760/028/64/2222/414614593
ms90184127530539198146704391439251/048/6178/2236/414811455
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR41225297090527645687601900/12/527/304/6223125310
np4/Chesty.6219421342016454968652020/03/418/210/521720225
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO5827742728011291329344630/016/1920/387/421713056
cmsfeskukz703284564110119946898332620/01/942/391/621015426
cmsfebishy5821634594001775668266940/02/625/277/722314035
cmsfe57124017129934088137171430688110/024/6132/2719/721815036
biggz-37717194014224125611470/00/51/92/232013517
37717194014224125611470/00/51/92/232013517
Player Summary for Radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MrtEuf68951116400526632458320/01/28/62/2DKDKDD///KDKDDKKKKDKDKD/K/
cmsfebishy57081400120000/00/08/71/5DDKDKDKDDDDKDDTDK/KDKK/
~,=,^7 Wit1181281311001328322019780/01/111/72/0DKK/KKKKKTDKK/KDKDKDD/DKD
MrPhul1001371818100534271719400/00/217/81/2K//K/KK/KDKDXDDKDKKDDKKDKDKKD/KKKKDD
MrDonGo1111351917200535212646480/03/014/110/1KKD/DDD/DKK/KKDK/KDKDKK/KDKKDKDDKK
Herbert Adams18011718105012278119812340/09/12/75/1KKDDKDKTKKKKKDKKKXKD/DKK/DDK
ms106612878612032215224108234320/014/660/4611/11
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR45849203044198135141330/01/210/111/1DK/K/TTDKTDDDDKDTDD//DDDKDKKKD
np4/Chesty.5777814000517632858980/02/25/70/1KD/KDDD/KXK//DKDKKDD/D
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO4368102330002433313600/04/73/163/1KDKDXKXKXDDDDKDDKDDKDDDKKDDDDDDKDD
cmsfeskukz601011220300323552972760/00/311/120/1KKDD/DDDKDKKDKDDKDDDDXKK/KDK/KDD
cmsfebishy1004655000273174800/00/15/20/0/KDK/KDKKD
cmsfe613764482904149263132283070/07/1534/484/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MrtEuf30273100003756154900/00/13/60/0D/DKDDKDD//KD
~,=,^7 Wit8707800030000/00/17/30/1KDKKDD/K/K/DKKD
MrPhul416151210051752168000/00/15/50/1KDDDK//K///DDKDKD
MrDonGo2007612610021490123100/05/06/41/0KKKKDKK/KKKKD/DDKK
Herbert Adams60693500021086119660/00/02/21/1DK/K/DDK
ms842333041200155084565660/05/323/202/3
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR233831320061275145300/00/13/70/0DKXDD/D//D//K/KDD
np4/Chesty.1004644101011551194320/01/14/30/1DKTKDDDXKK
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO88648900031535978580/01/16/41/1KDKD//DDK/KKKKKDD
cmsfeskukz055800013186680120/01/26/41/0K/DDKKDK/KDK/TKDD
cmsfebishy364841110041654157900/00/02/62/1KDKDD//K/DD/DKD
cmsfe4925127374021674856005920/03/521/244/3
Player Summary for bremen_b3
[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
biggz-36717194014224125611470/00/51/92/2DDKDD/KD/DDKDKDD/DD/DKTDKDKX
36717194014224125611470/00/51/92/2
MrtEuf668810151017210125621060/01/010/70/1KKKK/KD/TDDDKKD//KDD/K//KD
~,=,^7 Wit821081417303827282351800/01/014/72/1K/KKK/D/DK/KDTD/TKDK/K/KKKTDKDKD/D
MrPhul506310203005259025011220/00/18/131/2D/DDK//XDDKKDDK/KKKKD/DDDKDDDDK
MrDonGo115119232030083931292701/04/218/80/2K/K/KDKK/KKKKK/K/K/KKKXKDDKKDD/K/KKDDKDDDKDD
Herbert Adams1811162011510324001198360/09/20/510/0/D/KK/KDKKDDXKSKKDKXKKDKKKKKKKKKD
ms99494778315143113750115393441/015/550/4013/6
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR3739616301514991983390/10/25/52/3DD/KDDK/KDDK/D/DKDDDK/T
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO6883131910032913311500/03/310/120/1DDDKDDD/DDKD/KDKKKKDDDK/KKDKXDDKK
cmsfeskukz658915234006255828521300/00/115/110/5K/DKDKDKDDKDK/KD/KDDKDDKD/KKDDKDDK/DK/
cmsfebishy43491023100523283239540/01/36/103/3/DDK/D/KDDKDKDDDK/DDDDKDDKK/KDDKD
cmsfe532604481901199298111892230/14/936/385/12

[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
MrtEuf5740203500031030115300/02/14/40/1/KDK/K/KDDDDKDK
~,=,^7 Wit1001111414100526022488180/01/113/80/0/DDK/KDDKKD/KK/KKDDKDDKKK/KK
MrPhul551111018201131702717450/00/37/144/0DDKDDDKDDDK/KKDDTKDKKDDDDKDKD
MrDonGo1501412114401237983192800/01/221/70/4DKDDKDKDDKKKKKKKDKD/KKKXKKKDDKDKD/KKT
Herbert Adams11499161430022046157500/010/30/86/2DKKD/KKDDKKDDKDDDKKKDDKK/KKKDXK
ms95502819510021312646111251430/014/1045/4110/7
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR526411211001217011810180/01/09/71/2/KK/KK//DDK/D//DD/DK/K/KDKK/K/DD
np4/Chesty.5671916100116312813720/00/19/110/3KDKDKDK/DDDDKDDDKKDKDDDKD
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO5262112140162251211550/08/81/63/1K/K/KDTKD/K//DDDKDKKDDDKDDDK/KDDD
cmsfeskukz47831021400726893208540/00/310/120/0//X/D/KK/DK/DDDKDKDDKKD/KDDKDKDD
cmsfebishy75731520200628532700400/01/212/92/3//DKKDKDKK/KDD/KDKDKDDKKKDD/KD/DKKD
cmsfe56353569912013211125126461890/010/1441/456/9

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Player Chats
cmsfeskukz [Countdown]: gl
MrtEuf [Countdown]: gl hf xx
np4/Chesty. [Countdown]: rockin da mr tags
MrDonGo [Countdown]: hf please
[10:50]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:39]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cmsfebishy [6:05]: bs!
[5:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:31]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[2:31]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [2:31]: ..
[2:31]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[2:31]: bishy connected
MrtEuf [2:30]: silly bishy
[2:31]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
cmsfebishy [2:31]: laggy bishy
cmsfeskukz [2:30]: silly billy
cmsfebishy [2:31]: i couldnt move
[2:31]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
np4/Chesty. [2:31]: oi biggz
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [2:30]: jinkies!
np4/Chesty. [2:30]: kick 999 on our team so we can resume
MrtEuf [2:30]: please
[2:31]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[2:31]: cmsfebishycalled a vote.
[2:31]: Vote passed!
[2:31]: cmsfebishyhas been kicked!
[2:31]: cmsfebishy player kicked
cmsfebishy [2:31]: or f1?
[2:30]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:30]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:30]: FIGHT!
[2:00]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
MrtEuf [Intermission]: dongo 2g
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [11:42]: wot
MrPhul [11:38]: lol
[11:38]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
np4/Chesty. [11:23]: FUCK OFF WIT
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [11:12]: best fop
[10:43]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:28]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[9:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
np4/Chesty. [9:00]: ??????????????
[7:46]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
cmsfebishy [7:03]: wtf
cmsfebishy [5:52]: gg
[5:48]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:12 (original: 12:00)
MrtEuf [Intermission]: stil got it teuf
MrDonGo [Intermission]: GUESS WHOS BACK
MrDonGo [Intermission]: TUEF'FARIYS BACK
np4/Chesty. [13:57]: wtf phil die
np4/Chesty. [13:55]: scum
[13:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[13:42]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
np4/Chesty. [13:15]: im behind the wall dongo
np4/Chesty. [13:13]: the fuck
[11:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:23]: The side door has been destroyed!
[10:54]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[10:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:36]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:30]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[10:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [10:21]: fukin mouse spin
[10:08]: The Allies have captured the keycard. The generator has been started!
[10:07]: Allied team has gained access to the truck!
[9:10]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[7:12]: The Truck has been repaired!
np4/Chesty. [6:19]: nade to face doesnt kill you?
[6:13]: Truck Barrier #2 has been constructed.
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [5:53]: rofl
[5:19]: Truck Barrier #2 has been destroyed.
[4:56]: Allied team has escaped
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:03
[Intermission]: np4/Chesty. disconnected
MrDonGo [Intermission]: gh
cmsfebishy [Intermission]: whats that mean
MrDonGo [Warmup]: great ham
MrPhul [Warmup]: nothin
cmsfebishy [Warmup]: oh, yes it was.
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [Warmup]: biggz jump in?
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Warmup]: chesty king of rq
biggz- [Warmup]: sure
cmsfebishy [Warmup]: no vent on this team
cmsfebishy [Warmup]: cant afford it
[7:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:48]: The Axis have reclaimed the forward bunker!
[6:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:21]: The side door has been destroyed!
[5:49]: The main gate has been destroyed!
[5:12]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[5:12]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
cmsfeskukz [5:12]: SOZ
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [5:12]: :D!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
biggz- [5:12]: wb
[5:12]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [5:12]: whoevers the fop
[5:12]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[5:12]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
MrPhul [5:12]: rofl
[5:12]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [5:12]: ur ded
[5:12]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[5:12]: FIGHT!
cmsfebishy [5:09]: hahah not
[5:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [4:55]: see
[4:28]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:08]: The Wooden Barrier has been constructed.
[3:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:37]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [1:30]: LOL
MrtEuf [1:26]: rofl
cmsfeskukz [1:06]: lol
MrtEuf [0:37]: another map?
MrPhul [0:25]: HAHA
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:03)
METEORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR [Intermission]: ggs
MrPhul [Intermission]: ggs
DIABLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [Intermission]: ggs

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