Pornstars vs hEyo! (4766 views)
03.09.11 23:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | c4@heyo Kubusian | 63 kills |
Killing Spree | ETZONK | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | c4@heyo Kubusian | 126% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | c4@heyo Kubusian | 13 gibs |
...and stay dead! | ^PPornstar.A|G | 24% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | c4@heyo Kubusian | 57 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | pornostar.hobbit | 4 SPAM kills |
Die! Damn you, Die! | lolEPICshit | 377 damage per frag |
What objective? | c4@heyo Kubusian | 325 XP |
Red Shirt | ^PPornstar.A|G | 67 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | pornostar.hobbit | 8 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | lolEPICshit | 164 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | rABit. | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | pornostar.hobbit | 23 /kills |
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[4:22]: | Pornstar.A|G connected |
[4:14]: | rABit. connected |
[4:12]: | iensan connected |
[4:10]: | pornstar.hobbit disconnected |
[4:03]: | Pornstar.A|Gcalled a vote. |
[4:02]: | Vote FAILED! (Change map to supply) |
[4:02]: | pornstar.hobbit connected |
[3:54]: | pornstar.hobbit Unpure client detected. Invalid .PK3 files referenced! |
[3:52]: | rABit.called a vote. |
^PPornstar.A|G [3:51]: | change |
[3:51]: | Vote passed! |
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: | this will be great |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | This is the care cup \_/..... oh look its empty |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | * \ /___\ /\ | |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | /| (\ |) |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | / \__ __/ |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | ,----( .. ) |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | n00b / \~~~/ \ |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | __ __ |
rABit. [Warmup]: | ? |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | check his ping |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | u also |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | got |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | 400 |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | xd |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | so |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | hes jumping |
rABit. [Warmup]: | rup |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | and he would have 200 at normal |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | normal |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | xd |
rABit. [Warmup]: | please |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | hehe come to NA server and check normal :p |
pornstar.hobbit [Warmup]: | tbh we should be on the server listed on cb |
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: | lets play here its cool |
rABit. [Countdown]: | hf |
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: | nou |
[11:23]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:22]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[11:16]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
ETZONK [11:15]: | xd |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: | my m8's ping is jumping |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
rABit. [11:16]: | kumamy |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | kum kum |
ETZONK [11:15]: | cum cum on kuby stara face |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
ETZONK [11:15]: | : {D |
rABit. [11:15]: | zZzZz |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | vao se fuder |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | retardado mental |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | uhdoisauohads |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:16]: | ej to bylo nie grzeczne |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | voces vao ser humilhados nazistas fdps |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
ETZONK [11:15]: | mientus : lubie ten smak |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 120 seconds! |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | kiedy w gebie trzymany jest ptak? |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | felipeee: welcome to brazil |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | oooooooo tak |
ETZONK [11:15]: | :D |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | sAbian: Yes, I Didn't |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | wtf? |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | :XD |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | Evolution: So they know what a total dumbass piece of shit faggot you are |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | Evolution: you should get a 2v2 or something |
ETZONK [11:15]: | ? |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
ETZONK [11:15]: | man |
ETZONK [11:15]: | we ar nerds |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | ye |
ETZONK [11:15]: | its saturday |
ETZONK [11:15]: | evening |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | ye |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 90 seconds! |
ETZONK [11:15]: | : D |
^PPornstar.A|G [11:16]: | its 5pm 4 me |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | well to be honest |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | here in brazil its 18:10 |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | the only nerd here |
[11:15]: | pornstar.hobbit connected |
[11:15]: | pornstar.hobbit disconnected |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | is icesun |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | im going out today like u guys nerds |
c4@heyo Kubusian [11:15]: | but nvm |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Allies team locked from spectators by C4@hEyo rABit |
[11:15]: | Allies team locked by C4@hEyo rABit |
[11:15]: | pornstar.hobbit connected |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 60 seconds! |
lolEPICshit [11:16]: | we arent even in comms :XD |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 45 seconds! |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | ± AMEN ± |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | ± AMEN ± |
lolEPICshit [11:15]: | ± AMEN ± |
^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: | change name |
[11:15]: | Pornstar.A|Gcalled a vote. |
[11:15]: | Vote passed! |
[11:15]: | pornstar.hobbithas been kicked! |
[11:15]: | pornstar.hobbit player kicked |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 30 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
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[11:15]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:15]: | FIGHT! |
[11:16]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: | :D |
pornostar.hobbit [11:16]: | [18:55] A|G: i get a pillow |
pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: | [18:55] A|G: and start fucking it |
^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: | Pornstar :D |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
^PPornstar.A|G [11:15]: | logs , fake logs |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: | mhm |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:15]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
pornostar.hobbit [11:15]: | [19:38] <+sandbag> and if you beat them with ag on your team then hobbit new na skiller! |
[11:15]: | FIGHT! |
[10:59]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:31]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[10:25]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:04]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:39]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:06]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:05]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:10]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:08]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:52]: | ALMSOT |
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:52]: | xd |
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:47]: | you fucking monkey hehe |
c4@heyo Kubusian [7:47]: | :{D |
[6:00]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:42]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:41]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
^PPornstar.A|G [5:34]: | Pornstar :D |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:33]: | hahah |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:33]: | a |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:33]: | ha |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:32]: | ha |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:32]: | ha |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:32]: | h |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:31]: | :Xd |
^PPornstar.A|G [5:30]: | Pornstar :D |
[5:28]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
c4@heyo Kubusian [5:24]: | that was nice to be honest :D |
[2:24]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:35 |
pornostar.hobbit [9:33]: | gl hf |
ETZONK [7:16]: | :{DDDDDDDD |
ETZONK [7:16]: | :{DDDDDDDD |
ETZONK [7:16]: | :{DDDDDDDD |
ETZONK [7:16]: | :{DDDDDDDD |
ETZONK [7:16]: | :{DDDDDDDD |
[5:21]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[5:07]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[5:00]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:39]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[4:04]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[3:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[2:10]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[0:10]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:35) |
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: | wtf |
rABit. [Warmup]: | look cp |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | :( |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | cb* |
rABit. [Warmup]: | Be Right Back |
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: | man |
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: | thats fucki ng impossible |
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: | pick one map |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | i cahllenge u for supply and u choose supply :D:D |
lolEPICshit [Warmup]: | 2 suply are u guys insane |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | this is rabbit |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | hes brainless |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | as |
ETZONK [Warmup]: | dunk |
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: | noo |
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: | wtff |
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: | bro 2 supply |
lolEPICshit [Countdown]: | ok |
^PPornstar.A|G [Countdown]: | cmon can we play other map ? |
ETZONK [11:58]: | ye his stupid |
pornostar.hobbit [11:56]: | :D |
^PPornstar.A|G [11:43]: | pick a map |
[10:42]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
pornostar.hobbit [10:01]: | :D |
^PPornstar.A|G [9:59]: | Pornstar :D |
pornostar.hobbit [9:55]: | [18:55] A|G: i get a pillow |
pornostar.hobbit [9:55]: | [18:55] A|G: and start fucking it |
^PPornstar.A|G [9:51]: | fuck up |
[9:50]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:42]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[8:31]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:54]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:41]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:36]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
^PPornstar.A|G [5:15]: | :D |
[5:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:01]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
^PPornstar.A|G [3:55]: | Pornstar :D |
[3:54]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:23]: | The Depot Fence has been destroyed. |
^PPornstar.A|G [2:20]: | lol |
^PPornstar.A|G [2:20]: | nice |
lolEPICshit [1:08]: | fucking hell |
[0:58]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[0:57]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
^PPornstar.A|G [0:46]: | Pornstar :D |
lolEPICshit [0:44]: | im done fuck off your polaks |
[0:43]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
^PPornstar.A|G [0:35]: | :p |
ETZONK [0:24]: | scores |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: | best engi |
^PPornstar.A|G [Intermission]: | boo ya |
lolEPICshit [Intermission]: | bb |
[Intermission]: | Pornstar. darks disconnected |
ETZONK [Intermission]: | ? |
rABit. [Intermission]: | 4:0? |
ETZONK [Intermission]: | we need to attack |
ETZONK [Intermission]: | ;x |
c4@heyo Kubusian [Intermission]: | 4:0 then? :) |
rABit. [Intermission]: | accept score :( |
rABit. [Warmup]: | ? |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | i gues |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | ty for war |
c4@heyo Kubusian [Warmup]: | bb:) |
^PPornstar.A|G [Warmup]: | cya later :p |
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