cook me sum fuckin eggs vs Horses (4593 views)
nAsri
diab1o
skukz
masz0r
jake heke
diab1o
skukz
masz0r
jake heke
dongo
Witface
Chevron
Volta
midas
Witface
Chevron
Volta
midas
18.09.11 12:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | phx|DONGO | 58 kills |
Killing Spree | HORSES bArnyboiii | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | phx|DONGO | 114% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | HORSES bArnyboiii | 19 gibs |
...and stay dead! | NZ jakeheke | 52% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | phx|DONGO | 52 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER | 18 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | ~,=,^7 Rat | 134 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | NZ jakeheke | 294 damage per frag |
What objective? | phx|DONGO | 438 XP |
Red Shirt | NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER | 64 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | nz nas | 9 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | NZ jakeheke | 180 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | NZ skukz | 2 team kills |
Gingerbread man | NZ skukz | 20 /kills |
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NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Warmup]: | WH OFF |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Warmup]: | D: |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Countdown]: | hF |
[14:42]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[14:16]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
nz nas [14:01]: | wtf |
[13:50]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[13:26]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[13:08]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[11:52]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[11:48]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[11:09]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:04]: | TYPICAL VOLTA |
[11:03]: | Match is PAUSED! (Referee) |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: | L0L |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
HORSES bArnyboiii [11:03]: | only got 1 kill :< |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [11:03]: | soz too slow, long spawn (maybe) |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [11:03]: | see our bribe is doin us gud hehe |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
[11:03]: | HORSES bArnyboiiicalled a vote. |
nz nas [11:03]: | too bad we got a shit ref |
[11:03]: | ~,=,^ voltahas been kicked! |
[11:03]: | Vote passed! |
[11:03]: | ~,=,^ volta player kicked |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
nz nas [11:03]: | :) |
[11:03]: | ~,=,^ volta connected |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: | volta planned score reset.. |
HORSES bArnyboiii [11:03]: | unpaws |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
phx|DONGO [11:03]: | go |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: | SHOUTOUT 2 ANGE |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: | XXXX |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:03]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:03]: | FIGHT! |
[9:31]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:44]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
[8:30]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[8:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[7:59]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[7:45]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
~,=,^7 volta [5:40]: | ! |
[5:35]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:24 |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: | gg |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: | biggz |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: | can u put our match vs oz on ettv plz |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: | mcbain is playing :D |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Warmup]: | typical volta... hehahehaehae |
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: | ;_; |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Countdown]: | gl |
NZ skukz [8:36]: | LOL |
[7:14]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:08]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[6:46]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
phx|DONGO [6:43]: | dat nade |
[6:17]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [5:51]: | Lol |
[4:56]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[4:31]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[3:52]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [1:35]: | :D! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:24) |
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: | gg |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: | g |
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: | gg |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: | g |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Intermission]: | gg! |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Intermission]: | ggz |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Countdown]: | gl |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Countdown]: | hf! |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Countdown]: | u2 |
[10:44]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[10:15]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:41]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
phx|DONGO [9:37]: | haha |
[9:19]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[9:11]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
HORSES bArnyboiii [8:20]: | ? |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [8:09]: | ? |
phx|DONGO [7:58]: | wtf |
phx|DONGO [7:56]: | is up with this server |
phx|DONGO [7:42]: | i want answers biggz |
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [7:34]: | stfu |
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [7:27]: | ! |
[7:07]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
NZ skukz [6:11]: | ffs |
nz nas [5:36]: | da |
~,=,^7 volta [5:30]: | rkn lol |
phx|DONGO [3:01]: | what |
[2:26]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 9:35 |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: | gg |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Intermission]: | ff |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: | rup |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Warmup]: | takes a while to write mm2 strratz aye |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Warmup]: | gl hf |
~,=,^7 Rat [Warmup]: | what r strats |
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: | shoot dem |
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: | in |
phx|DONGO [Warmup]: | da hed |
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: | da hed |
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: | 4 lyf |
phx|DONGO [Warmup]: | chevrons great moto |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: | kill dem all |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Warmup]: | volta parrot.. |
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Countdown]: | gl |
[8:46]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:39]: | Allies have breached the Side Entrance! |
HORSES bArnyboiii [8:30]: | :DDDD |
[8:04]: | Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:22]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:52]: | Allies have secured the East Radar Parts! |
HORSES bArnyboiii [5:32]: | rofl |
HORSES bArnyboiii [5:30]: | cant u lookj down? |
nz nas [4:16]: | gg |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [4:14]: | gg |
phx|DONGO [4:13]: | da gibz |
HORSES bArnyboiii [4:11]: | GG |
[4:11]: | Allies have secured the West Radar Parts! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:25 (original: 9:35) |
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: | fish in barrol |
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: | ggs |
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: | gg |
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Intermission]: | thx for game boiz |
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [Intermission]: | bb |
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: | lmao |
[Intermission]: | biggz-CyberGamer.com.au disconnected |
[Intermission]: | HORSES bArnyboiii disconnected |
[Intermission]: | phx|DONGO disconnected |
[Intermission]: | NZ jakeheke disconnected |
[Intermission]: | NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER disconnected |
[Intermission]: | ~,=,^ Chevron disconnected |
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: | luv u diablo |
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