cook me sum fuckin eggs vs Horses (4593 views)

nz nAsri
nz diab1o
au skukz
au masz0r
nz jake heke
au dongo
au Witface
au Chevron
au Volta
au midas
18.09.11 12:30 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth phx|DONGO 58 kills
Killing Spree HORSES bArnyboiii 5 frags without being killed
Accountant phx|DONGO 114% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! HORSES bArnyboiii 19 gibs
...and stay dead! NZ jakeheke 52% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning phx|DONGO 52 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER 18 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^7 Rat 134 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! NZ jakeheke 294 damage per frag
What objective? phx|DONGO 438 XP
Red Shirt NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? nz nas 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore NZ jakeheke 180 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut NZ skukz 2 team kills
Gingerbread man NZ skukz 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
NZ jakeheke4925027551401471969817140/02/326/390/726717846
NZ skukz61284365990220813989062440/13/233/302/522615138
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER73307476490115826476931130/118/28/3818/717612049
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa50208316260114588678641760/02/328/361/919012738
nz nas6624533501601669488028960/03/730/331/521116139
nz 60129417429054065936433423086430/028/7125/3322/521414738
~,=,^7 Chevron812574352101215665056051360/010/99/2217/615510647
~,=,^7 Rat82260414981116618669781480/02/337/203/715114035
~,=,^7 volta109264383570214629454891361/02/743/262/516615745
phx|DONGO11443858511301171175187491741/03/552/273/320317243
HORSES bArnyboiii863414350190215858860323810/01/534/299/220012157
HORSES bArnyboii93156022323757287739469328539752/018/5175/2934/217513945
Player Summary for Supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NZ jakeheke586671280111731246030/01/37/50/2DKTKD/DDDKDKDDDKKKDD
NZ skukz85821214400526272303720/02/010/80/1K/DKKK/D/KDKDKDDKKD/K/KDKD
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER11371171560062733157000/02/00/1011/0/KDDKKKKXDDKKK/K/K/K/K/KDDKKDKDKD
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa7070121720061627150600/01/19/91/1/D/DKKKDD/KDKKD/DKKK/DKD/DKKD
nz nas8481111330022070225300/00/311/60/2DDKKDDKKKDKK/DDKDK/KDDKD
nz 8237059712301201078810092750/06/737/3812/6
~,=,^7 Chevron5289917300415381430270/04/20/65/4KD/D/DKKKDDDDDDD/KK/KDKDDK
~,=,^7 Rat64101914410315412545530/00/08/51/3KS/DKDKD/DDKK/DDKKDDDKK
~,=,^7 volta6043610200211881487180/00/28/90/3DK/DDDKDDDD/DKKDDKDKDKDKD
phx|DONGO1071331514200333632656180/02/113/80/2KKK/KKDKDKKDKKDK/DKDKKDDDKD/D
HORSES bArnyboiii621061016400619431867360/01/18/80/0////DDDKDDKKDKD/K/DDKKDKKK
HORSES bArnyboii694724971151018957399851520/07/637/366/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NZ jakeheke265051920011966300100/00/05/130/4DDDDKKDD/DDKDDDDKDDDKDDD
NZ skukz685913193017216427881170/10/012/92/2/XKDKDKDK//KK/K/K/KDDDKDKDTDKDK/DD
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER52901223001321422461370/19/10/104/5DTKDKDKDKDKDDDDKK/KKDKDD/DDDDDDKDK/D
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa40379221015146924371580/01/09/110/6/KDDKDKKDD/KK/DD/KDKDDD/DXDDKDDTD
nz nas6857111640032064219700/01/19/101/3KDDDKDK/KKKD/DDKDKKKDK/DDDDX
nz 5129350991003199805128843120/211/235/537/20
~,=,^7 Chevron885316185125194516481090/01/50/610/2KDSKD/TDKXDDDK/KD/KDKK/KKD/KKDKTDKDKK
~,=,^7 Rat6966913400419192229870/01/08/70/2KDKDDKDKDK//K/DDD/KKXKD
~,=,^7 volta2509310430161073491351/01/215/50/1/KKK/KKKD/KDKDDKDKKK/DKKDTK/DK/
phx|DONGO1111242018601835902436841/00/217/73/1/K/KD/KDTDKDDKK/KDDD/KKKKKDK/DK/KKKK/KK
HORSES bArnyboiii15810019121000131691514260/00/312/97/1DDKKKXKDDKKDKKDDDKKDKKKKKXKKDDKK/
HORSES bArnyboii13543674652814241169683183412/03/1252/3420/7
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NZ jakeheke64841117300021193142110/01/010/160/1KKKKDDDDKDDDKDDKDKDKKDDDDKDD
NZ skukz3367721200720562552510/01/16/100/2KDDKDD/DKK/DDK/K/K/DDDDD/D/D
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER701111217200225692485360/05/16/141/1KXDDKKKDDK/DDKDDDDDDKDK/KKKDDK
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa4162717200219623133180/00/17/130/0DDKDKDD/DDKD/DDDDKDDKKDK
nz nas4263614601115862445960/02/15/120/0KT/KDDDDDDDDDKDDKDKKD
nz 50387438615011210292137572120/09/434/651/4
~,=,^7 Chevron11673141220042149190900/02/29/71/0KKDDKKKDD/K//KKD/KKKKDDKKXD
~,=,^7 Rat12893181400172726220480/00/218/41/1DKK/KDKD/K/KKK/KKDDKKK/K/DKKT/KKD
~,=,^7 volta13099171320053189228700/01/314/52/1D/KDKK/DKK/DKXKK/KDKKDKKDKK/DKK
phx|DONGO1411101712100231692195180/01/216/80/0/DDKKDKKKDKKKDKKKDKKKK/DKDDDK
HORSES bArnyboiii50768165016252416971580/00/08/101/0KDKDDK/D/KKDK/KDT//DDK/DD
HORSES bArnyboii113451746710022413757102921840/04/965/345/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
NZ jakeheke57504710021380121400/00/04/50/0KDD//KKKDDD
NZ skukz80764500111292126340/00/15/30/0DKDKD/KKTD
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER66356910048201177400/02/02/42/1/DKDK/KK//DDKKD
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa503936100182878800/00/13/30/2DKD/KDDXKD
nz nas71445730001228113300/00/25/50/0KKDKDDDKKDDD
nz 652442234601855485575440/02/419/202/3
~,=,^7 Chevron8042450002101861800/03/00/31/0DKK/KKDD/
~,=,^7 Rat6205800020000/01/13/41/1KK/XDKD/DKDDK
~,=,^7 volta62295800118441224830/00/06/70/0DKKTDDDKDKD/KD
phx|DONGO857167400416291462540/00/06/40/0KKD/KD/K/D/KKX
HORSES bArnyboiii100596600129529541610/00/16/21/1D/KDD/KDKKKKT
HORSES bArnyboii78201263440211444342582980/04/221/203/2

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Player Chats
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Warmup]: WH OFF
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Warmup]: D:
HORSES bArnyboiii [Countdown]: hF
[14:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[14:16]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
nz nas [14:01]: wtf
[13:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[13:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[13:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[11:52]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:09]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:04]: TYPICAL VOLTA
[11:03]: Match is PAUSED! (Referee)
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: L0L
[11:03]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
HORSES bArnyboiii [11:03]: only got 1 kill :<
[11:03]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [11:03]: soz too slow, long spawn (maybe)
[11:03]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [11:03]: see our bribe is doin us gud hehe
[11:03]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[11:03]: HORSES bArnyboiiicalled a vote.
nz nas [11:03]: too bad we got a shit ref
[11:03]: ~,=,^ voltahas been kicked!
[11:03]: Vote passed!
[11:03]: ~,=,^ volta player kicked
[11:03]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
nz nas [11:03]: :)
[11:03]: ~,=,^ volta connected
[11:03]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: volta planned score reset..
HORSES bArnyboiii [11:03]: unpaws
[11:03]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
phx|DONGO [11:03]: go
[11:03]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:03]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:03]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:03]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: SHOUTOUT 2 ANGE
[11:03]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [11:03]: XXXX
[11:03]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[11:03]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:03]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[11:03]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:03]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:03]: FIGHT!
[9:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[8:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:59]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:45]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
~,=,^7 volta [5:40]: !
[5:35]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:24
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: gg
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: biggz
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: can u put our match vs oz on ettv plz
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: mcbain is playing :D
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Warmup]: typical volta... hehahehaehae
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: ;_;
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Countdown]: gl
NZ skukz [8:36]: LOL
[7:14]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:08]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:46]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
phx|DONGO [6:43]: dat nade
[6:17]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [5:51]: Lol
[4:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:52]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [1:35]: :D!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:24)
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: gg
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: g
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: gg
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: g
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Intermission]: gg!
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Intermission]: ggz
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Countdown]: gl
HORSES bArnyboiii [Countdown]: hf!
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Countdown]: u2
[10:44]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[10:15]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:41]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
phx|DONGO [9:37]: haha
[9:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:11]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
HORSES bArnyboiii [8:20]: ?
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [8:09]: ?
phx|DONGO [7:58]: wtf
phx|DONGO [7:56]: is up with this server
phx|DONGO [7:42]: i want answers biggz
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [7:34]: stfu
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [7:27]: !
[7:07]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
NZ skukz [6:11]: ffs
nz nas [5:36]: da
~,=,^7 volta [5:30]: rkn lol
phx|DONGO [3:01]: what
[2:26]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:35
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: gg
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Intermission]: ff
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: rup
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Warmup]: takes a while to write mm2 strratz aye
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Warmup]: gl hf
~,=,^7 Rat [Warmup]: what r strats
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: shoot dem
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: in
phx|DONGO [Warmup]: da hed
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: da hed
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: 4 lyf
phx|DONGO [Warmup]: chevrons great moto
HORSES bArnyboiii [Warmup]: kill dem all
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Warmup]: volta parrot..
NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER [Countdown]: gl
[8:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:39]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
HORSES bArnyboiii [8:30]: :DDDD
[8:04]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[7:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:52]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
HORSES bArnyboiii [5:32]: rofl
HORSES bArnyboiii [5:30]: cant u lookj down?
nz nas [4:16]: gg
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [4:14]: gg
phx|DONGO [4:13]: da gibz
HORSES bArnyboiii [4:11]: GG
[4:11]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:25 (original: 9:35)
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: fish in barrol
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: ggs
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: gg
NZ DIABLo the PAKEHa [Intermission]: thx for game boiz
biggz-CyberGamer.com.au [Intermission]: bb
HORSES bArnyboiii [Intermission]: lmao
[Intermission]: biggz-CyberGamer.com.au disconnected
[Intermission]: HORSES bArnyboiii disconnected
[Intermission]: phx|DONGO disconnected
[Intermission]: NZ jakeheke disconnected
[Intermission]: NZ CHACHi THEHIGHSENSER disconnected
[Intermission]: ~,=,^ Chevron disconnected
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: luv u diablo

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