TALIBAN vs Chickens With Guns (3400 views)

fi caej
nl kArma
ee Peeter
ee AnDy!
se SonOfEvil
nl vooZy
22.09.11 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth parryhappy.tAliban 47 kills
Killing Spree CEWEGE'ANDY! 8 frags without being killed
Accountant parryhappy.tAliban 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! tAliban{ kArma 16 gibs
...and stay dead! tAliban{ kArma 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning parryhappy.tAliban 37 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! tAliban{ kArma 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer parryhappy.tAliban 177 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL 285 damage per frag
What objective? CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL 342 XP
Red Shirt Peeter.taliban} 54 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL 205 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut tAliban{ kArma 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Peeter.taliban} 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
CEWEGE'ANDY!90322444811129924574812020/02/334/293/621015386
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy3114117535113418864112160/00/115/423/724611937
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL823424049600697879873900/00/334/326/924520167
CEWEGE'6680510115022231823220237655080/02/383/3212/923415867
Peeter.taliban}752694154131020863080451800/03/030/306/421014637
tAliban{ kArma842924351160219819276052480/01/135/289/319114955
parryhappy.tAliban98315474761211825785722650/03/137/249/717617975
tAliban8587613115235245025079242226930/07/1102/2424/719215856
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CEWEGE'ANDY!42576141011158820111680/00/26/71/3DTKDKDKKDKDD/DKDDDDDD
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy4655613200116661940180/00/05/101/2K/DXDDKKDDDKKKDDDDDD
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL1271071411000327741858360/00/113/71/0K/KKKDKK/DKKK/DDKKDKDDKKD
CEWEGE'7221926383015602858092220/00/324/243/5
Peeter.taliban}10076121260042313178900/00/09/71/2K//K/XDDKK/KDDKDDKKKDKDKK
tAliban{ kArma928112136023212522151940/01/08/105/0DK/DDTKDDDKK/DTDKDKKKKK/KDK
parryhappy.tAliban7551912200413712024180/02/06/61/3DD/KKDK/K/DDKDXDKKKDK/
tAliban892083337140211580960282120/03/023/237/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CEWEGE'ANDY!705371030011651162600/00/06/90/1K/DKDDDKDDKXDKDKKD
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy29345172111140724961980/00/15/111/4DKDDDKDKDDD/KDDKSTDDDDDD
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL3853513100018202501180/00/14/81/4DDDDDDDKDKDDDDKKDK
CEWEGE'4614017406112487866232160/00/215/282/9
Peeter.taliban}120691210200422191552180/02/07/63/0DKK/KDKK/KDDKDXKK/K/KKD
tAliban{ kArma9246121340081854130100/00/010/42/1KK//K/KKDK/K/K/K/DD/KDKKD
parryhappy.tAliban1407614102113255020251170/00/012/63/0DKDK/K/K/KKSKKDTKKKDKKKDD
tAliban117191383381115662348781350/02/029/168/1
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CEWEGE'ANDY!85901214211429152081340/01/06/70/2DK/KDKK/KK/DKKKSDKK/KTDDDDD
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy265241510011115197500/00/03/131/1DDKDDKDDDDD/DKDDKDD
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL3155516200218493097360/00/15/100/4DDDKDDDKDDKK//KXDDDDDD
CEWEGE'471972145511758797153700/01/114/301/7
Peeter.taliban}62521016410822282159720/00/08/62/0DD//K//K/KK/K/D/DDDDKSKDKKK
tAliban{ kArma100931212300625361960180/00/010/52/1/K/DKDK/KKKDKDKDKDKKK///
parryhappy.tAliban136110151110042389176090/01/111/23/0KK/KKDDK/DDKDDK/KD/KKKKKKK
tAliban9925537398101871535879990/01/129/137/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
CEWEGE'ANDY!190122191050033091176300/01/116/62/0DDKK/KK/KKDKKKKKKKKDDDKKKKK/D
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy2502800000000/00/02/80/0DDDDDKDDKD
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL17712716930013344241700/00/012/74/1KDKKDKD/DKKKKKKDDKKKKKDKD
CEWEGE'131249372780046435418000/01/130/216/1
Peeter.taliban}4372716100418702545900/01/06/110/2XKK/DDKKD/DD/DDK/DKDDKDD
tAliban{ kArma5372713300216772129360/00/17/90/1D/DDKDDDD/KDKKDDDKKK
parryhappy.tAliban64789141010194727631210/00/08/102/4TDKKDKKDKDKDKDDDDDKKDDDD
tAliban5322223435016549474372470/01/121/302/7

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Player Chats
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: voozy from nl?
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy [Warmup]: Ja hoezo
parryhappy.tAliban [Warmup]: sonofevil from hell?
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: wou weten waarom mijn ping zo verrot was:P
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: en de jouwe niet
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: maja veel plezierski
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy [Warmup]: geen id :P
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy [Warmup]: anqe voi
Peeter.taliban} [Warmup]: Hell is correct, busty blond females + all gay males @ sweden = hell
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [Warmup]: xD
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy [Countdown]: would consider it as heaven but ok :D
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy [Countdown]: no gay males
CEWEGE'Voo^ZZy [Countdown]: :D
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
parryhappy.tAliban [9:40]: 8)
parryhappy.tAliban [9:38]: nice hitboxes here
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [9:36]: :p
parryhappy.tAliban [9:02]: ?/d>D
parryhappy.tAliban [8:50]: sonofevil is evil
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [8:47]: :p
[8:42]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:42]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:32]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:32]: Axis have returned the objective!
[7:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
parryhappy.tAliban [6:30]: :D:D
parryhappy.tAliban [6:26]: buy inet
[6:13]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:41]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
tAliban{ kArma [4:08]: dude its over cmon:D
[4:08]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:08]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:08]: FIGHT!
[4:08]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:00]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[4:00]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:59
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [Intermission]: gg
tAliban{ kArma [Intermission]: gg
parryhappy.tAliban [Intermission]: gaygay
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [Countdown]: andy is unhit?
parryhappy.tAliban [Countdown]: all of u
parryhappy.tAliban [7:17]: hooohooo
[6:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:03]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:03]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:54]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:48]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:36]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:24]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:05]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
parryhappy.tAliban [1:58]: ? :D
parryhappy.tAliban [1:53]: aweSOME
CEWEGE'ANDY! [0:42]: gg
[0:09]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [Intermission]: ggwp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:59)
tAliban{ kArma [Intermission]: gg
Peeter.taliban} [Warmup]: Siis peaks millalgi kokku saama @ oc
CEWEGE'ANDY! [Countdown]: :D
[7:55]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[6:29]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:24]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:12]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:27]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:02]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:54]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
tAliban{ kArma [3:48]: l.o.l
tAliban{ kArma [3:46]: :D
tAliban{ kArma [3:43]: jumping rabbit
parryhappy.tAliban [3:19]: oh jesus christ
[1:00]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [0:33]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [Countdown]: hf
tAliban{ kArma [Countdown]: hf guys
[9:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
parryhappy.tAliban [9:40]: :P
parryhappy.tAliban [9:40]: :P
parryhappy.tAliban [9:40]: :P
parryhappy.tAliban [9:40]: :P
parryhappy.tAliban [9:40]: :P
[8:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:47]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:40]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:30]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[8:21]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[8:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:53]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
tAliban{ kArma [5:27]: .
tAliban{ kArma [5:24]: weird man
[5:12]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[4:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:29]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
parryhappy.tAliban [4:25]: why would u time the nade to get us spawn in 1 sec?
parryhappy.tAliban [4:19]: was confusing nade
[4:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
tAliban{ kArma [3:57]: wow
tAliban{ kArma [2:38]: goddamn bs
parryhappy.tAliban [2:20]: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[2:19]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [2:19]: :p
parryhappy.tAliban [2:19]: RATATATATATATA jumping
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [2:19]: :p
[2:19]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [2:19]: annoying? :P
[2:19]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
parryhappy.tAliban [2:19]: no just stupid
[2:19]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [2:19]: :P
tAliban{ kArma [2:19]: sonofevil stop that lame ass pushing + your hittability is really:S
[2:19]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[2:19]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[2:19]: FIGHT!
parryhappy.tAliban [1:48]: nice taking me on short
parryhappy.tAliban [1:48]: :P
parryhappy.tAliban [1:47]: :P
tAliban{ kArma [1:22]: gg
tAliban{ kArma [1:20]: .
Peeter.taliban} [1:06]: really?
[0:14]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[0:14]: cewege'voozy disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:45 (original: 10:00)
CEWEGE'SONOFEVIL [Intermission]: gg
tAliban{ kArma [Intermission]: gg
CEWEGE'ANDY! [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: tAliban{ kArma disconnected

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