cook me some fuckin eggs vs Horses (4492 views)
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Witface
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Kirark
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Kirark
CyberGamer Australia | CyberGamer Europe
Premier League Match
11.10.11 11:00 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | _aRcher | 56 kills |
Killing Spree | _aRcher | 6 frags without being killed |
Accountant | _aRcher | 112% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | _aRcher | 20 gibs |
...and stay dead! | cmsfe SKUKZ | 56% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | _aRcher | 53 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | ~,=,^7 Kirark | 24 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | ~,=,^7 tEuf | 143 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | cmsfe/nas | 254 damage per frag |
What objective? | _aRcher | 362 XP |
Red Shirt | ~,=,^7 Kirark | 64 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cmsfe SKUKZ | 8 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cmsfe jakeheke | 188 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | ~,=,^7 Kirark | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | ~,=,^7 Kirark | 24 /kills |
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cmsfe/nas [Warmup]: | voltha spelt with an H no? |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Warmup]: | f3! |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | stratting! |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | GL |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | HF |
cmsfe/nas [Countdown]: | shoutout to diablo and boombza |
_aRcher [Countdown]: | hf |
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: | shoutout to mikeslayer |
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: | ! |
[Countdown]: | biggz- connected |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | shoutout boombza |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | luv u |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | and hero |
[Countdown]: | etpro: g_gametype server CVAR violation - [2] should be [3] |
~,=,^7 tEuf [14:52]: | need2speclock horses |
~,=,^7 tEuf [14:51]: | :S |
[14:48]: | Allies team locked from spectators by ~,=,^ Wit |
[14:48]: | biggz-has become a referee |
~,=,^7 tEuf [13:29]: | specinvite 10 m8s |
[13:22]: | biggz- disconnected |
_aRcher [13:13]: | oh |
[13:12]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
_aRcher [13:11]: | i have 200 ping |
[13:10]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:54]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[12:25]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:04]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[11:59]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[10:22]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[10:18]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
cmsfe SKUKZ [9:57]: | lol |
[9:07]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:48]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[8:32]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[8:09]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[8:05]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[8:03]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[7:57]: | cmfse DIABLO THE PAKEHA disconnected |
[7:50]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cmsfe SKUKZ [7:13]: | FFS |
_aRcher [6:00]: | why |
cmsfe SKUKZ [5:05]: | nice |
[4:19]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:40 |
_aRcher [Intermission]: | gg |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | hf |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Countdown]: | gl |
cmsfe SKUKZ [10:18]: | lol |
cmsfe CHACHi [10:18]: | WOW |
cmsfe/nas [8:58]: | :| |
[8:29]: | ~,=,^ tEuf connected |
~,=,^7 tEuf [7:36]: | spec inv dicks |
[5:49]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
~,=,^7 tEuf [5:35]: | 2 30 |
[5:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:57]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[4:34]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
cmsfe SKUKZ [4:02]: | WAT LOL |
[2:59]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[2:41]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:08]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[1:57]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
_aRcher [0:49]: | xD |
[0:34]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
_aRcher [0:03]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:40) |
_aRcher [Warmup]: | goomba??!?! |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | not oz m8 |
_aRcher [Warmup]: | wot da |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | wot da fuk |
_aRcher [Warmup]: | dis not wher i park car |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | joker |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | shoutout 2 my asian bitches |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | ange and bmza |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | xxx |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | luv u |
_aRcher [Warmup]: | shoutout to c0ntagi0us best raver ever |
cmsfe/nas [Warmup]: | lol ange |
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: | shoutout to coles |
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: | xx |
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: | spec inv again plzz xx |
_aRcher [Warmup]: | hf |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Warmup]: | gl |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | plz dont say |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | nas is 999 |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Countdown]: | reset |
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: | rofl |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Countdown]: | ffs |
[Countdown]: | cmsfe CHACHicalled a vote. |
_aRcher [Countdown]: | haha |
[Countdown]: | *** Match Reset! *** |
[Countdown]: | Vote passed! |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | NAS |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | U FUKHED |
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: | fuk |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | WTF |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | R U DOEN |
cmsfe METEOR [Warmup]: | ffs kicked from team |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | TEAM |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | ARE WE READY |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Warmup]: | nas dh do /porn dl off! |
cmsfe/nas [Warmup]: | had google open :S |
_aRcher [Warmup]: | go go go! |
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: | make my dick hard dongas |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | stelin net |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | dh |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | HF |
cmsfe CHACHi [11:50]: | dog |
[11:43]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[11:08]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[10:52]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
[8:48]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:48]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:48]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:48]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:48]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[8:48]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
cmsfe CHACHi [8:45]: | GG |
cmsfe SKUKZ [8:44]: | HRHEHEHEHE |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 3:16 |
cmsfe jakeheke [Intermission]: | can i join cmsfe?? |
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: | bak |
[1:43]: | biggz- connected |
_aRcher [1:41]: | gg |
[1:32]: | biggz-has become a referee |
cmsfe METEOR [1:12]: | LOL |
[1:11]: | Allies capture the factory district! |
[0:42]: | Allies have destroyed the Main Gate! |
cmsfe SKUKZ [0:42]: | omg |
cmsfe/nas [0:35]: | omg |
biggz- [0:27]: | oh |
cmsfe METEOR [0:27]: | nooooooooooooo |
cmsfe jakeheke [0:25]: | wooooooow |
cmsfe SKUKZ [0:22]: | g fkn game |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:22]: | WOW |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:21]: | R |
_aRcher [0:20]: | gg |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:20]: | U FUKN |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:20]: | SRS |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:19]: | WAT |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:19]: | THE |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:18]: | FUK |
~,=,^7 Chevron [0:18]: | ez |
[0:16]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:16]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:16]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:16]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:16]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
[0:16]: | Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls! |
cmsfe jakeheke [0:14]: | hahah wow |
~,=,^7 tEuf [0:13]: | holy shit |
~,=,^7 volta [0:12]: | yew |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:05 (original: 3:16) |
biggz- [Intermission]: | came on to do map pool |
cmsfe METEOR [Intermission]: | SHITTT |
cmsfe jakeheke [Intermission]: | gw horses xx |
biggz- [Intermission]: | guess its not needed! |
cmsfe jakeheke [Intermission]: | shoutout to archer gg'ing |
biggz- [Intermission]: | wp! |
_aRcher [Intermission]: | gg cya next time! |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Intermission]: | wd |
[Intermission]: | jakeheke disconnected |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | biggz- disconnected |
cmsfe SKUKZ [Intermission]: | :) |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
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- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.