cook me some fuckin eggs vs Horses (4471 views)

nz jake heke
au masz0r
nz nAs
au skukz
nz meteor
au dongo
au Chevron
au Witface
au Volta
jp Kirark

CyberGamer Australia | CyberGamer Europe
Premier League Match
11.10.11 11:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth _aRcher 56 kills
Killing Spree _aRcher 6 frags without being killed
Accountant _aRcher 112% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! _aRcher 20 gibs
...and stay dead! cmsfe SKUKZ 56% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning _aRcher 53 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ~,=,^7 Kirark 24 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^7 tEuf 143 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! cmsfe/nas 254 damage per frag
What objective? _aRcher 362 XP
Red Shirt ~,=,^7 Kirark 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? cmsfe SKUKZ 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore cmsfe jakeheke 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut ~,=,^7 Kirark 4 team kills
Gingerbread man ~,=,^7 Kirark 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
cmsfe CHACHi772164457100112816762741110/024/22/2817/1418611055
cmsfe METEOR83210354181215557149313560/05/222/199/615911745
cmsfe/nas6322927433027681475711760/01/628/270/525217637
cmsfe SKUKZ562092748150212565769542280/01/235/292/321014548
cmsfe jakeheke8117925319014588058341360/01/124/241/523518844
cmsfe711043158220451850320893156410070/032/1111/2429/520814746
_aRcher1123625650200117959980802850/01/953/163/817116267
~,=,^7 Kirark461653264115424526147625370/09/81/2224/61646926
~,=,^7 volta67185365391012636756921150/00/731/265/817710534
~,=,^7 Chevron58199264451114541170092560/03/519/192/720815636
~,=,^7 Wit51148254940113494862542060/01/224/301/319812847
~,=,^ 661059175260497780315863179713990/014/2128/3035/318412446
~,=,^7 tEuf67366930148581322310/00/25/41/014314724
67366930148581322310/00/25/41/014314724
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe CHACHi115102221950043808201800/010/10/1210/3KXDKDKDKKDKKKKKDKKKDDDK/KDDDK/K/KKDDDK/KKD
cmsfe METEOR1007517175108221417371300/00/115/42/3K/K/KDKDK/KKKK/KDK/DKDDK/D/SKKKKD/
cmsfe/nas811111316100226552953360/00/313/80/3KK/DDKDKDKKD/DKDKDDKKDDKDKDKD
cmsfe SKUKZ1079015141001220952205460/00/215/81/2KDDKK/KDKKDTDK/KDKDKKKDKDKDDKD
cmsfe jakeheke10010215157014299429891180/01/014/91/3TK/DDKKDKDXK/K/DK/DDKDKKKKDKKKDD
cmsfe101480828128122013766119023300/011/757/4114/14
_aRcher7211016225004290431831710/00/415/91/5/KKDDKKDDKD/DDDDKDK/DKKK/KDDDDKKDKKDDK
~,=,^7 Kirark5160152931111205819371870/06/41/119/2DSD///KD/DKDDKDD/DKK//K/TDKK/KKDDK/KD/DKKDDKD
~,=,^7 volta65811523500723732431180/00/112/123/3DKKKDDKD//DKD/DKKD/K/DXK/KKDKDK/DKKDDDD
~,=,^7 Chevron38807183013251634292560/01/26/111/4DDKDKD///KXDDDKDDXTKKDDDDDDK
~,=,^7 Wit36667191013205127861480/00/08/150/0DDDKK/TDDKD/DDDDDKDDDDDKK/K
~,=,^ 523976011117132811902137667800/07/1142/5814/14

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe CHACHi607015253015276227931110/010/10/126/5K/KDKDDDKDK/KKDD/DKKDD/DKTDDKKKDK/DDDKDDD
cmsfe METEOR668610152025197321351560/02/16/83/1DDXDDTK/DKK/KKK/DDKK/DD/DKTK
cmsfe/nas4475818101227423157310/01/38/130/2DKDTDDX/DDDKKD/KKDXKDDDKDDKDD
cmsfe SKUKZ33618242016242835241460/00/08/161/0DK/KDDDDDKDDD//DDDT/KDK/K/KDDDDDK
cmsfe jakeheke62771016200028862845180/00/110/150/2DKKDDKDKDDDKDDKDXDKDDDDKKDKX
cmsfe53369519810051812791144544620/013/632/6410/10
_aRcher14716528199011244103038420/01/327/11/3K/DK/KKK/KK/KKDK/KKKDTKKDK/KKKDKK/K/K///KDKKK/KD
~,=,^7 Kirark5260122332211206118741960/03/10/79/3DDK/KT/DSDKT/DK/KKXDKDKK//DD//K//KK/SD
~,=,^7 volta90891820410433502446970/00/616/72/3K/KDKDDK/KDKKXD/KDSKDDKKDDKDKK/KDKKDDKD
~,=,^7 Chevron8194131610092366277800/01/19/40/2K/K//KXKK/KD/KDDD/DKD/DKKK/K/K
~,=,^7 Wit4562920100822672655400/00/19/100/1/DDK/K//KDDD/DKDDKD/D/KKKDK/D
~,=,^ 83470809818334414454127913750/05/1261/2912/12
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe CHACHi332826000194788000/00/02/10/4DD/DDKKD
cmsfe METEOR23343731000997538340/03/00/44/1XKKXKDKKDKKD
cmsfe/nas7529340011701668910/00/04/30/0K/TKDDKD
cmsfe SKUKZ1003044300158959800/01/03/30/0DKKDK/KD
cmsfe11013016174013323426841250/04/09/114/5
_aRcher803845100111551009360/00/24/20/0KDDKD/KKD
~,=,^7 Kirark421537320139047600/00/20/13/1KD/SKDSKDD
~,=,^7 volta331526000164481500/00/02/30/2DDDDKKD/
~,=,^7 Chevron662546110252980200/01/02/31/0SK//KDKDKD
~,=,^7 Wit8020452002630813180/00/04/20/1DKDK/KD/K
~,=,^ 601131729730733483915540/01/412/114/4
~,=,^7 tEuf7518343011681664310/00/13/21/0KK/TDKDD
7518343011681664310/00/13/21/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
cmsfe CHACHi711657200265058300/04/00/31/2D/K/KDKDDKKD
cmsfe METEOR166160002387521360/00/01/30/1//DDDKD
cmsfe/nas6014351002716793180/00/03/30/0/DK/KDKD
cmsfe SKUKZ028060003545627360/00/09/20/1K/KKKK/KK/DDDKK
cmsfe3764924300922982524900/04/013/111/4
_aRcher200498450001130850360/00/07/41/0KDDKDKKKKKKD
~,=,^7 Kirark40302520117524751540/00/10/33/0KDDD/KDT
~,=,^7 volta2501400000000/00/01/40/0DDKDD
~,=,^7 Chevron5002400000000/00/22/10/1DDKDKX
~,=,^7 Wit10005500000000/01/13/31/1DDDKKKKDKD
~,=,^ 837918227011188213251900/01/413/155/2
~,=,^7 tEuf601835000317765800/00/12/20/0/K/K/DDD
601835000317765800/00/12/20/0

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Player Chats
cmsfe/nas [Warmup]: voltha spelt with an H no?
cmsfe SKUKZ [Warmup]: f3!
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: stratting!
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: GL
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: HF
cmsfe/nas [Countdown]: shoutout to diablo and boombza
_aRcher [Countdown]: hf
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: shoutout to mikeslayer
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: !
[Countdown]: biggz- connected
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: shoutout boombza
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: luv u
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: and hero
[Countdown]: etpro: g_gametype server CVAR violation - [2] should be [3]
~,=,^7 tEuf [14:52]: need2speclock horses
~,=,^7 tEuf [14:51]: :S
[14:48]: Allies team locked from spectators by ~,=,^ Wit
[14:48]: biggz-has become a referee
~,=,^7 tEuf [13:29]: specinvite 10 m8s
[13:22]: biggz- disconnected
_aRcher [13:13]: oh
[13:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
_aRcher [13:11]: i have 200 ping
[13:10]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[12:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[12:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[12:04]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[11:59]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:22]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:18]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
cmsfe SKUKZ [9:57]: lol
[9:07]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:48]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:09]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:05]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:57]: cmfse DIABLO THE PAKEHA disconnected
[7:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
cmsfe SKUKZ [7:13]: FFS
_aRcher [6:00]: why
cmsfe SKUKZ [5:05]: nice
[4:19]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:40
_aRcher [Intermission]: gg
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: hf
cmsfe SKUKZ [Countdown]: gl
cmsfe SKUKZ [10:18]: lol
cmsfe CHACHi [10:18]: WOW
cmsfe/nas [8:58]: :|
[8:29]: ~,=,^ tEuf connected
~,=,^7 tEuf [7:36]: spec inv dicks
[5:49]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
~,=,^7 tEuf [5:35]: 2 30
[5:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:57]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:34]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
cmsfe SKUKZ [4:02]: WAT LOL
[2:59]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[1:57]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
_aRcher [0:49]: xD
[0:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
_aRcher [0:03]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:40)
_aRcher [Warmup]: goomba??!?!
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: not oz m8
_aRcher [Warmup]: wot da
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: wot da fuk
_aRcher [Warmup]: dis not wher i park car
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: joker
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: shoutout 2 my asian bitches
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: ange and bmza
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: xxx
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: luv u
_aRcher [Warmup]: shoutout to c0ntagi0us best raver ever
cmsfe/nas [Warmup]: lol ange
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: shoutout to coles
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: xx
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: spec inv again plzz xx
_aRcher [Warmup]: hf
cmsfe SKUKZ [Warmup]: gl
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: plz dont say
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: nas is 999
cmsfe SKUKZ [Countdown]: reset
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: rofl
cmsfe SKUKZ [Countdown]: ffs
[Countdown]: cmsfe CHACHicalled a vote.
_aRcher [Countdown]: haha
[Countdown]: *** Match Reset! ***
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: NAS
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: U FUKHED
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: fuk
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: WTF
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: R U DOEN
cmsfe METEOR [Warmup]: ffs kicked from team
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: TEAM
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: ARE WE READY
cmsfe SKUKZ [Warmup]: nas dh do /porn dl off!
cmsfe/nas [Warmup]: had google open :S
_aRcher [Warmup]: go go go!
cmsfe jakeheke [Warmup]: make my dick hard dongas
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: stelin net
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: dh
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: HF
cmsfe CHACHi [11:50]: dog
[11:43]: Allies capture the factory district!
[11:08]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:52]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[8:48]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:48]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:48]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:48]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:48]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[8:48]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
cmsfe CHACHi [8:45]: GG
cmsfe SKUKZ [8:44]: HRHEHEHEHE
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:16
cmsfe jakeheke [Intermission]: can i join cmsfe??
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: bak
[1:43]: biggz- connected
_aRcher [1:41]: gg
[1:32]: biggz-has become a referee
cmsfe METEOR [1:12]: LOL
[1:11]: Allies capture the factory district!
[0:42]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
cmsfe SKUKZ [0:42]: omg
cmsfe/nas [0:35]: omg
biggz- [0:27]: oh
cmsfe METEOR [0:27]: nooooooooooooo
cmsfe jakeheke [0:25]: wooooooow
cmsfe SKUKZ [0:22]: g fkn game
cmsfe CHACHi [0:22]: WOW
cmsfe CHACHi [0:21]: R
_aRcher [0:20]: gg
cmsfe CHACHi [0:20]: U FUKN
cmsfe CHACHi [0:20]: SRS
cmsfe CHACHi [0:19]: WAT
cmsfe CHACHi [0:19]: THE
cmsfe CHACHi [0:18]: FUK
~,=,^7 Chevron [0:18]: ez
[0:16]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:16]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:16]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:16]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:16]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[0:16]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
cmsfe jakeheke [0:14]: hahah wow
~,=,^7 tEuf [0:13]: holy shit
~,=,^7 volta [0:12]: yew
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:05 (original: 3:16)
biggz- [Intermission]: came on to do map pool
cmsfe METEOR [Intermission]: SHITTT
cmsfe jakeheke [Intermission]: gw horses xx
biggz- [Intermission]: guess its not needed!
cmsfe jakeheke [Intermission]: shoutout to archer gg'ing
biggz- [Intermission]: wp!
_aRcher [Intermission]: gg cya next time!
cmsfe SKUKZ [Intermission]: wd
[Intermission]: jakeheke disconnected
cmsfe SKUKZ [Intermission]: wp
[Intermission]: biggz- disconnected
cmsfe SKUKZ [Intermission]: :)

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