PIMMELBANDE vs bukkake Paradise 69 (4548 views)

nl Mott4
de wayne
fi froxe
fi nixuuu
2on2 Clanbase OpenCup Fall 2011
2nd League Group C
3rd Matchweek
16.10.11 19:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pimmel{ Mott4 27 kills
Killing Spree pimmel{ waYne :'D 6 frags without being killed
Accountant pimmel{ waYne :'D 137% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pimmel{ waYne :'D 5 gibs
...and stay dead! bP69nixuuu 38% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pimmel{ Mott4 25 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! pimmel{ waYne :'D 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pimmel{ Mott4 188 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! bP69nixuuu 395 damage per frag
What objective? pimmel{ waYne :'D 273 XP
Red Shirt bP69froxe 37 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bP69nixuuu 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pimmel{ waYne :'D 549 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pimmel{ Mott4 1 team kills
Gingerbread man bP69froxe 12 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
pimmel{ waYne :'D1372732619500855813893500/13/021/132/321520565
pimmel{ Mott410417427265011144453867740/02/125/131/116514933
pimmel{ 11844753451001191002677601240/05/146/133/119017754
bP69nixuuu42155133150033389524200/00/211/242/226116929
bP69froxe4917318371001247754923181/01/314/212/126513337
bP6946328316860015816410165181/01/325/214/126315138
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ waYne :'D250129156200125321842500/00/015/40/1/KKKDKKKKKKDDDKDKKKKK
pimmel{ Mott4107931413200624001691510/02/111/61/0//KDKKK/KDK/D/KD/KKKDDKKDKK
pimmel{ 17922229194007493235331010/02/126/101/1
bP69nixuuu355851410011230270000/00/04/131/0DKKDDDDDKDK/DDDKDDD
bP69froxe368471910032303223200/01/26/130/1/DDDDD/KDDKDD/KDKKKDKDDDDD
bP6936142123320043533493200/01/210/261/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ waYne :'D1500260000020000/00/00/20/1DDD//
pimmel{ Mott42001221000021523200/00/02/10/0DKK
pimmel{ 8503821000221523200/00/02/30/1
bP69nixuuu2001821100022415300/00/02/10/0KKD
bP69froxe10022220001412201180/00/01/11/0KK/D
bP6915040431001636354180/00/03/21/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ waYne :'D706671020041956100100/01/05/51/1/DDK/DDKKD/K/KDKK
pimmel{ Mott42824270003694916180/00/02/30/1/DK/DKDD/
pimmel{ 4990917200726501917180/01/07/81/2
bP69nixuuu8352562002890126300/00/04/31/1/K/KKDKDKDD
bP69froxe71385700021027138700/00/14/41/0/KKDD/KDKDKD
bP697790101320041917265000/00/18/72/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
pimmel{ waYne :'D133524310011093105000/12/01/21/0KK/KKDDX
pimmel{ Mott4180459530121136102850/00/010/30/0KK/KK/DKKKDKDKT
pimmel{ 1579713840132229207850/12/011/51/0
bP69nixuuu102711010001045112600/00/21/70/1DDDDDDDDDKD
bP69froxe44294900061033110301/00/03/30/0DD//KK//K//KD
bP69275651910062078222901/00/24/100/1

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Player Chats
pimmel{ Mott4 [Countdown]: hf
[9:55]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
pimmel{ waYne :'D [9:54]: mhh ;'D
pimmel{ Mott4 [9:55]: ?
[9:54]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
bP69froxe [9:54]: didnt record
bP69nixuuu [9:54]: 999
[9:54]: bP69froxecalled a vote.
[9:54]: Vote passed!
[9:54]: *** Match Reset! ***
bP69froxe [Countdown]: glhf
[8:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
bP69nixuuu [8:47]: phone.
pimmel{ waYne :'D [8:47]: kk
[8:47]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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pimmel{ Mott4 [8:47]: dont unpause plz
[8:47]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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bP69nixuuu [8:47]: ready
pimmel{ Mott4 [8:47]: wait 1 sec
[8:47]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
pimmel{ waYne :'D [8:47]: was issued a Warning (NO OWNING US!)
pimmel{ Mott4 [8:47]: unpause
pimmel{ Mott4 [8:46]: thanks
[8:47]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[8:47]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
pimmel{ waYne :'D [8:47]: hf
[8:47]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
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[8:47]: FIGHT!
bP69froxe [8:04]: :D
[7:50]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[7:13]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:11]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:07]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[5:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:42]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:37]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:35]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:02]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
bP69froxe [4:02]: naiz lag :D
pimmel{ Mott4 [4:02]: :D:D
[4:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
bP69nixuuu [4:01]: ^^
bP69froxe [4:01]: vitu hienot lagit pojilla
[4:01]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
pimmel{ waYne :'D [4:02]: fuck
[4:01]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
pimmel{ waYne :'D [4:02]: -.-
[4:01]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
pimmel{ waYne :'D [4:02]: unpause?
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[4:02]: FIGHT!
pimmel{ Mott4 [2:54]: :D
bP69nixuuu [2:36]: wish i would know this map
[1:29]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
bP69froxe [1:29]: oh jesus christ
[1:29]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
pimmel{ Mott4 [1:29]: :))
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pimmel{ waYne :'D [1:29]: ready?
[1:29]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
bP69froxe [1:29]: nop
pimmel{ waYne :'D [1:29]: k
bP69froxe [1:29]: he just picked up the phone
pimmel{ waYne :'D [1:29]: same prob
[1:29]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
bP69froxe [1:29]: ./pause, brb shop
[1:29]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
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bP69froxe [1:29]: unpause
[1:29]: Match resuming in 75 seconds!
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bP69froxe [1:29]: shall we?
pimmel{ waYne :'D [1:29]: yea
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[1:29]: FIGHT!
pimmel{ Mott4 [0:15]: great 2on2 map
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
bP69froxe [Intermission]: especially while doing 1v2
pimmel{ waYne :'D [Intermission]: ;'D
bP69froxe [Intermission]: nixuu is kinda clueless in this map
bP69froxe [Intermission]: >D
bP69nixuuu [Warmup]: ..
bP69froxe [Warmup]: wait for delivery!
pimmel{ Mott4 [8:40]: :D
pimmel{ Mott4 [8:10]: :D
[8:02]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[7:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:27]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[6:50]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:09 (original: 10:00)
[11:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:40]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
bP69nixuuu [9:13]: ..
pimmel{ Mott4 [9:12]: :D
[9:12]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:12]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:29]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
bP69froxe [7:24]: mott4 aint hittin anything either it seems >P
[7:05]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:54
pimmel{ Mott4 [Intermission]: i have wayne to carry me np
pimmel{ Mott4 [2:51]: :D
bP69nixuuu [2:40]: 2on2 for life
pimmel{ waYne :'D [2:05]: Xd
[2:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:49]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
pimmel{ Mott4 [1:49]: :D
bP69froxe [0:54]: wp
bP69froxe [0:51]: wish hastaf were here
bP69nixuuu [0:41]: i was forced to play
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:54)
bP69froxe [Intermission]: ggwp
[Intermission]: bP69froxe disconnected
pimmel{ Mott4 [Intermission]: gg
pimmel{ waYne :'D [Intermission]: GG WP
[Intermission]: pimmel{ Mott4 disconnected
[Intermission]: bP69nixuuu disconnected

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