AwesomeFail0rs vs Emma watson (3300 views)

de Lazy
de Crypt
bg Drovage
pl Sinnsyk
pl Wilku
pl atr
09.10.11 22:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Emma'atr 45 kills
Killing Spree Emma'atr 5 frags without being killed
Accountant Emma'atr 122% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Emma'atr 15 gibs
...and stay dead! Emma'atr 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Emma'atr 40 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Emma'atr 5 SPAM kills
Fragstealer FAIL^X=DROVAGE 156 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Emma'lowlowlowlowlow 264 damage per frag
What objective? Emma'atr 347 XP
Red Shirt FAIL=CRYPT 62 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? FAIL^X=DROVAGE 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore Emma'atr 187 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Emma'lowlowlowlowlow 2 team kills
Gingerbread man FAIL=CRYPT 22 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
FAIL^X=DROVAGE7224033465029531670882410/02/132/321/416115437
FAIL=CRYPT55206346250022682278581130/12/128/354/420112726
FAIL=LAZY81291445110301884867103920/03/337/254/419313247
FAIL=6973711115920324920624220494460/07/397/259/418513837
Emma'Sinnsyk6326435558101271246737181/01/229/384/520412037
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow53230285271215751674632680/02/425/313/326814146
Emma'atr11834745371512674096424710/02/140/305/116516954
Emma'7384110814430343322049206243571/05/194/3012/121214346
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FAIL^X=DROVAGE87811416101521672287710/01/014/100/1K/KKKDK/KKDT/KKK/KDDK/KDDDDKDDD
FAIL=CRYPT608314232001331482980180/01/010/113/0K//DKK/DK/K/KDXD/K/K/K/D/KKDKDKDK/D//D
FAIL=LAZY858517202101031712483180/03/014/80/2/DK/KK//KDD/D/KDK//K/K/KKDDDKKKKDKKKSD
FAIL=77249455951128848677501070/05/038/293/3
Emma'Sinnsyk54106122220072393266700/00/110/132/2DKDKDDDKDD///DDKD//DDKK/KK/DKDDKKKX
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow34908232107295031181120/00/37/121/1//D/KDDD/DDKDSKDK//D/DKDDKDDDKKD
Emma'atr64881117611324072701530/00/112/130/0DDD/KDDKKDK/DKDK/DDKDKKKSDDKDT
Emma'512843162102117775084861650/00/529/383/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FAIL^X=DROVAGE5810210172012191227061520/01/19/131/1DDKDDDKDKD/KDDKK/KDDDDTKKDKD
FAIL=CRYPT52741121100518182229590/11/09/121/3DDKDDDKD//DDKD//KDKDKDDDKDK/KKDK
FAIL=LAZY72109131841052586231600/00/312/81/2KKSKDK/KKDD///DKDKDKKDKDDDX/DKDK
FAIL=61285345671112631672512110/12/430/333/6
Emma'Sinnsyk7885151941042842235901/01/111/122/3DKDD/KK/KDK/K/KDKDKKDDDDKKKDKDDKDSDX
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow57558141023177121001200/02/16/112/0/DD/DKDDKDD/KKKKXDTDDKTKD
Emma'atr1811352011501326381857180/01/018/92/0KDKK/KK/KK/DKKKDKKDKDKKKKTKDKXDKD
Emma'1052754344101310725163161381/04/235/326/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FAIL^X=DROVAGE80314510006021039180/00/04/40/1KDDDKKDKD
FAIL=CRYPT30243101003802124400/00/13/60/0DKD/K/DDDK/DD
FAIL=LAZY1005088210214231535180/00/06/52/0DKKSKK/DKDKKDK/D
FAIL=701051523410528273818360/00/113/152/1
Emma'Sinnsyk7541340000790623180/00/03/40/0KDKDDDK
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow604961020031780126800/00/06/50/2K/DD/DKK/KKDDKDD
Emma'atr20061842000124893600/01/06/41/0KDDKKKDKDKKK
Emma'1121511718400338182827180/01/015/131/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
FAIL^X=DROVAGE6226581002635105600/00/05/50/1DKKK/DDD/KDDK
FAIL=CRYPT752568100110541405360/00/06/60/1KDKDK/KDDDDKDK
FAIL=LAZY120476520011306769560/00/05/41/0DK/KDKKKDDK
FAIL=86981721400429953230920/00/016/151/2
Emma'Sinnsyk503251020011099108800/00/05/90/0DDDD/KDKDKKDDKD
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow120366520021015977360/00/06/30/0KKDK/DKKK/D
Emma'atr12063652000111693000/00/04/42/1KKDDDKKKKDD
Emma'971311720600332302995360/00/015/162/1

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Player Chats
FAIL^X=DROVAGE [Warmup]: ready to fail
Emma'Sinnsyk [Countdown]: <19:35:31> chickita: slychac mnie?
FAIL=CRYPT [Countdown]: hf
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Countdown]: <19:51:49> Tumidaju/Palemka: nie
FAIL=LAZY [Countdown]: gl hf
Emma'Sinnsyk [Countdown]: shoutout for clan GAW, Pankakan, DJos and NAKEZ :)
FAIL^X=DROVAGE [Countdown]: shoutout to mongol stary
[9:09]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
FAIL^X=DROVAGE [9:09]: problem,officer?
[9:09]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:09]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:09]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
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[9:09]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[9:09]: FIGHT!
[7:57]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:54]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [7:42]: :XD
[7:11]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:14]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [5:48]: omfg
[4:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:14]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:22]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
FAIL=LAZY [1:53]: :D
FAIL=LAZY [1:25]: gg
Emma'atr [1:18]: gg
[1:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:49
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Intermission]: zlodzieje
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Warmup]: :XD
FAIL=LAZY [Warmup]: kurwa
Emma'Sinnsyk [Warmup]: :D
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Warmup]: rupen
Emma'Sinnsyk [Countdown]: <19:35:31> chickita: slychac mnie?
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Countdown]: <19:51:49> Tumidaju/Palemka: nie
FAIL=LAZY [10:20]: :D
[8:06]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:23]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
FAIL=LAZY [3:06]: :D
FAIL^X=DROVAGE [3:02]: bitch
Emma'atr [2:58]: (
Emma'atr [2:55]: :*
[1:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:51]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:38]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
Emma'atr [1:07]: gg
Emma'Sinnsyk [0:35]: G
Emma'Sinnsyk [0:34]: G
[0:33]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
FAIL=LAZY [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:16 (original: 10:49)
FAIL^X=DROVAGE [Intermission]: best medic, thats how i roll
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Warmup]: rupen
Emma'Sinnsyk [Countdown]: <19:35:31> chickita: slychac mnie?
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Countdown]: <19:51:49> Tumidaju/Palemka: nie
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[10:44]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:08]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[9:52]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:30]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:53]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:39]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:02]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:02]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:57
FAIL=LAZY [Intermission]: gg
FAIL=LAZY [Intermission]: wp
FAIL^X=DROVAGE [Intermission]: wbr'd
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Warmup]: rupen
Emma'Sinnsyk [Countdown]: <19:35:31> chickita: slychac mnie?
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Countdown]: <19:51:49> Tumidaju/Palemka: nie
[4:06]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:54]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:51]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:51]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:43]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:28]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:59]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:49]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
Emma'Sinnsyk [0:32]: GG
FAIL^X=DROVAGE [0:32]: gg
[0:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:30]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:26 (original: 4:57)
FAIL=LAZY [Intermission]: gg
Emma'Sinnsyk [Intermission]: nie wierze
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Intermission]: :Xd
[Intermission]: Emma'atr disconnected
Emma'lowlowlowlowlow [Intermission]: thx bb
[Intermission]: Emma'Sinnsyk disconnected
[Intermission]: Emma'lowlowlowlowlow disconnected
FAIL=LAZY [Warmup]: :D
FAIL=CRYPT [Warmup]: thxbb

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