bijemyPLEBS vs TALIBAN (3080 views)

pl TOMECZEK11
pl GOD
pl ARNOLD
nl fatty
nl kArma
ee Peeter
be Nicolah
30.10.11 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Who do you voodoo, Bitch 54 kills
Killing Spree BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS 6 frags without being killed
Accountant BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS 188% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS 16 gibs
...and stay dead! BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS 34% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Who do you voodoo, Bitch 43 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Who do you voodoo, Bitch 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Who do you voodoo, Bitch 157 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Peeter:TALIBAN 398 damage per frag
What objective? BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS 373 XP
Red Shirt tAliban{ kArma 66 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Peeter:TALIBAN 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS 295 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut TALIBAN|fatty 4 team kills
Gingerbread man Who do you voodoo, Bitch 18 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS13029752401600693857661860/05/043/274/618019243
Who do you voodoo, Bitch132315544015111888495539921/04/143/167/516413555
BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS18837347251600887775845540/05/041/161/118723463
BI14498515310547113227011190452321/014/0127/1612/117718754
tAliban{ kArma501873366100216706990831380/10/628/447/221413826
Peeter:TALIBAN30168206630113669994151500/01/514/444/8335143211
TALIBAN|fatty371722054204452778513960/00/322/442/326415827
TALIBAN395277318615073319045270113840/01/364/4413/327114628
Player Summary for tc_base
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS287119238100013355190700/01/021/61/1KKKKDKKKKDKKK/KDKDKKKDKDKKDKKKK
Who do you voodoo, Bitch130911310200221531594180/00/112/41/3K/KDKKDDKDDKKKDDKDKKKK/
BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS300999320012074100700/01/08/20/0/KKKDKKKKKKD
BI23930945211400475824508180/02/141/122/4
tAliban{ kArma55391018401418712078150/00/18/143/1D/D/DTXDKDKK/DDKDKDKDK/KDKXDDKD
Peeter:TALIBAN112121800031218291400/01/01/150/1D/DKX/D/DKDDDDDDDDDDD
TALIBAN|fatty3144516202014192590380/00/15/142/1DDDKTDDDKDKDKDDKDDDTDDD
TALIBAN321041752603745087582530/01/214/435/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS1501932100044536600/00/03/20/0DKKKD
Who do you voodoo, Bitch4003641300139517900/01/01/02/0K/KKK
BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS1002011000060342200/00/01/10/0KD
BI21775844001144396700/01/05/32/0
tAliban{ kArma33513000023055100/00/11/20/0DDKD
Peeter:TALIBAN50812000039249400/00/01/10/1DKD
TALIBAN|fatty33713000034539800/00/01/20/1KDDD
TALIBAN3920380000967144300/00/13/50/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS951122021400541113763680/04/014/132/2DK/DKKDKK/KXKDKDDKDDDKDDKKDKKK/K/DDKKDKD/K
Who do you voodoo, Bitch14214227198011442082030741/02/022/53/0/KDK/KKK/T//KDKD/K/KDKKKKK/K/KKK/K/KKK/KKK/K/KD
BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS20716927131000540432682540/01/025/71/1K/DKKKKKDKDKK/KK/KKK/DKKK/KKKDDKKDKDKKKK
BI14842374532201241236284751961/07/061/256/3
tAliban{ kArma31891032300631654612530/10/29/221/1//DKDDDDDKD/KD/DDDKDDD//DKDDDKDDKDKDKDKDDD
Peeter:TALIBAN3080103320063187398600/00/36/212/5K/K/DDKDDD/K/DK/DDKXXDDKDDKDDKDDDDDDDDK/DDDDD
TALIBAN|fatty3988923002221233764400/00/211/190/0DDK/DDDDDKKDTTDKDKDKDDDDDKDDDDK/KD
TALIBAN33257298850214847512362930/10/726/623/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS664769100014741625180/00/05/61/3DKDDDKDKDKDKDDK
Who do you voodoo, Bitch10046101021012093173600/01/08/71/2KDKKDDDDDKSKDDKK/KKKD
BIJEMYARNOLDPLEBS1258510840022057173400/03/07/60/0KKKDDK/DKKKDKKKDD/
BI971782627710356245095180/04/020/192/5
tAliban{ kArma92541213301618031842700/00/210/63/0KDKDTDKXK/KK/KDD/DKK/KK/K/D
Peeter:TALIBAN53597131014190220211500/00/26/72/1DXKDTKK/DDKD/KD/DKKD/D
TALIBAN|fatty4133512000213901761180/00/05/90/1DKDKDK/K/DDDDDDKD
TALIBAN62146243840212509556242380/00/421/225/2

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Player Chats
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: CAN YOU TELL YOUR TEAMMATE VOODOO TAG UP
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [Warmup]: no
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [Warmup]: sorry
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: PHERES GOGOGOO
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: THIS AINT NO LALA GAME THIS IS THE REAL SHIT BRO:o)
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [Warmup]: xd
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [Warmup]: go go
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [Warmup]: rupmrnr
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [Warmup]: u got 1min and 30sec
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [Warmup]: s
tAliban{ kArma [Warmup]: i got 21 seconds to go
Peeter:TALIBAN [Countdown]: JUST IN TIME OMG
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [Countdown]: gl hf guys
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tAliban{ kArma [8:11]: ::D
tAliban{ kArma [7:37]: awesome camp so far guys
tAliban{ kArma [6:40]: O GOD
TALIBAN|fatty [6:16]: :D
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [5:55]: xd
TALIBAN|fatty [5:02]: :D
tAliban{ kArma [4:27]: awesome
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [4:25]: :D
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [4:22]: thats funny
tAliban{ kArma [2:55]: fkn helll
tAliban{ kArma [2:49]: campshitniggershit:D
TALIBAN|fatty [2:29]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [1:11]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [1:09]: lame
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [0:59]: ?:XD
TALIBAN|fatty [0:39]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [0:39]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [0:39]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [Intermission]: = D
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tAliban{ kArma [9:15]: always waiting:D
tAliban{ kArma [8:47]: stop fagging guys really:S
TALIBAN|fatty [8:46]: :D
[8:29]: Allied team has disabled the South Radar!
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [8:17]: GG
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [8:01]: gg bros
[7:59]: Allied team has disabled the North Radar!
TALIBAN|fatty [Intermission]: yeh
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:00 (original: 10:00)
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[11:15]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [10:08]: ; )
Who do you voodoo, Bitch [10:06]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [10:04]: :D
tAliban{ kArma [7:24]: camp more:)
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [7:22]: dedsprii
[6:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [6:14]: ide ich pozabijac kurwa i chuj
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [5:53]: im low
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [5:52]: wtf
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [5:06]: ?:XD
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [5:06]: ?:XD
BIJEMYTOMECZEK11PLEBS [5:04]: u scared me
TALIBAN|fatty [4:29]: :D
[4:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Peeter:TALIBAN [3:32]: oeh u
[3:19]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
TALIBAN|fatty [2:36]: lol
[2:20]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[1:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:30]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
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tAliban{ kArma [11:25]: gtfo
tAliban{ kArma [11:17]: preshootunited all the time:D
[11:04]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:37]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:37]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:35]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[9:23]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[9:12]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:47]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:45]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
tAliban{ kArma [8:31]: doskeprj80945945-6l!
[8:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
TALIBAN|fatty [7:59]: :D
[7:59]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:43]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:16]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
TALIBAN|fatty [7:07]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [7:06]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [7:06]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [7:06]: :D
[6:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
TALIBAN|fatty [6:25]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [6:25]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [6:25]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [6:24]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [6:24]: :D
TALIBAN|fatty [6:24]: :D
[6:13]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[6:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:46 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: tAliban{ kArma disconnected
[Intermission]: TALIBAN|fatty disconnected
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[Intermission]: Peeter:TALIBAN disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.