cook me some fuckin eggs vs xFx.eSports (3584 views)
Pakeha
nas
skukz
jake heke
masz0r
nas
skukz
jake heke
masz0r
Meadow
midas
Stompy
Pedro
bN
midas
Stompy
Pedro
bN
CyberGamer Australia | CyberGamer Europe
Premier League Match
03.11.11 08:30 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | xFx MiDAS :) | 36 kills |
Killing Spree | cmsfe.nas | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | xFx MiDAS :) | 113% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | xFx stompy | 9 gibs |
...and stay dead! | xFx cia | 33% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | cmsfe.nas | 31 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | xFx MiDAS :) | 22 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | xFx MiDAS :) | 169 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | xFx cia | 271 damage per frag |
What objective? | cmsfe.nas | 240 XP |
Red Shirt | cmsfe CHACHi | 48 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | cmsfe CHACHi | 7 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | cmsfediablo | 213 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | xFx MiDAS :) | 4 team kills |
Gingerbread man | xFx MiDAS :) | 20 /kills |
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cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | ETTV? |
cmsfediablo [Countdown]: | hf1 |
xFx cia [Countdown]: | shout out 2 dongo i remember the days when u and i were just like snowpeas on a pod drinken beer u have grown up to phtosynehtisie and i love u |
cmsfe CHACHi [Countdown]: | love u ange!!!!!! |
cmsfe METEOR [Countdown]: | shoutout 2 stompy |
cmsfe.nas [Countdown]: | shoutout to rain |
xFx stompy [14:58]: | :D |
cmsfe METEOR [14:58]: | :D |
[14:25]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[13:57]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[13:44]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[13:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[12:51]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[12:30]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[12:27]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[12:16]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[11:37]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall! |
cmsfe CHACHi [11:27]: | cia 2 ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
cmsfe CHACHi [11:22]: | bn bad |
cmsfe CHACHi [11:20]: | !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
[11:04]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
cmsfe CHACHi [10:56]: | FFSFFSFSFSFSFSFSFSF |
cmsfe CHACHi [10:51]: | all u me |
cmsfe CHACHi [10:48]: | 1t |
[10:37]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[10:36]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[10:23]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
cmsfediablo [9:49]: | thats it.. awoken the beast |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:45]: | 2 ezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
cmsfe.nas [9:43]: | why the shit is that my /kill :S |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:33]: | i nneda anada cindy |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:18]: | ............../ |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:18]: | . |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: | . |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: | . |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: | . |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: | . |
cmsfe CHACHi [9:17]: | . |
[9:00]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 5:59 |
[Intermission]: | cmsfeskukz disconnected |
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: | skukz brb |
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: | loadin hak |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | this one's 4 u dongo |
xFx PeDRO [Warmup]: | Shoutout to repent |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | :D! |
xFx PeDRO [Warmup]: | <3 that guy |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | banks! |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | Banks: ill kill u |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | Banks: guarentee u |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | Banks: u can light my house on fire |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | pedro were you there when we used repent soundboard on subxero? |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | and sub went psycho at repent |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | ROFL |
xFx PeDRO [Warmup]: | nope |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | repent came on and sub lost it rofl |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | sghoutout 2 collamity, tifo, teuf, shotty, digi, pumpin, budgie, haste, tofu, lady_lauwa, neosonic, ragnar.......... |
xFx bN [Warmup]: | shoutout 2 cia first time on ettv |
cmsfe.nas [Warmup]: | cia just a real good bloke :) |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | shoutout to joker |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | gud m8 |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | very funny man no one like u so u have to play in other country anim lmao |
cmsfediablo [Warmup]: | repelent to xfx |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | look guys i know it's been a long day but can we get 3 cheers for kad |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | i mean angelus |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | hip hip |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | hooray |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | hip hip |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | hooray |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | hip hip |
xFx cia [Warmup]: | hooray!!! |
cmsfe.nas [Warmup]: | hooray! |
cmsfediablo [5:15]: | ROFL |
xFx stompy [5:12]: | LLOL chachi |
cmsfediablo [5:10]: | best rnader! |
cmsfe METEOR [4:32]: | LROLF |
xFx stompy [3:11]: | omg |
xFx stompy [0:56]: | WTF |
xFx stompy [0:48]: | just warmin uip punk |
cmsfe METEOR [0:41]: | oo |
xFx stompy [0:41]: | :< |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:33]: | fukn skukz |
cmsfe CHACHi [0:30]: | drunk fukhed |
xFx stompy [0:25]: | FFS |
cmsfe METEOR [0:24]: | rofl |
cmsfe.nas [0:05]: | might go on ozpro after this |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (5:59) |
cmsfe.nas [Intermission]: | play a real match |
cmsfediablo [9:58]: | fight u for it |
cmsfediablo [9:57]: | :D! |
cmsfediablo [9:57]: | :D! |
cmsfediablo [9:57]: | :D! |
cmsfediablo [9:57]: | :D! |
cmsfediablo [9:57]: | :D! |
cmsfediablo [9:57]: | :D! |
xFx cia [9:45]: | black guys |
xFx cia [9:44]: | l |
xFx cia [9:43]: | o |
xFx cia [9:43]: | l |
xFx PeDRO [8:51]: | u have a sniper |
xFx PeDRO [8:48]: | are u serious? |
cmsfe METEOR [8:43]: | yes |
cmsfediablo [8:13]: | bs.. |
[8:07]: | Storage Wall destroyed! |
[7:21]: | The Main Door has been breached! |
cmsfe.nas [5:43]: | ;] |
[4:48]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[3:53]: | The Service Door has been breached! |
xFx stompy [3:43]: | :D |
xFx cia [3:33]: | LOL |
cmsfediablo [3:32]: | :D! |
cmsfediablo [3:32]: | :D! |
cmsfediablo [3:32]: | :D! |
cmsfe CHACHi [3:32]: | ROFL |
cmsfe METEOR [3:30]: | :< |
cmsfediablo [2:42]: | fort u wanted a nife fit.. |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 10:00 |
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: | out xp'd stompy.. |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | o |
xFx stompy [Intermission]: | :< |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | t |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | zg |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | r |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | vs |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | wdfdrj |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | 1rwmsytmh |
cmsfe CHACHi [Intermission]: | ,fcu |
cmsfe.nas [Intermission]: | ^ |
cmsfe CHACHi [Warmup]: | fuken drunk kunt |
cmsfe CHACHi [8:52]: | MET WTFR U DOIN |
[8:41]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
xFx cia [8:40]: | BOOM HEDSHOT |
cmsfe.nas [8:36]: | yeah |
xFx cia [8:16]: | BOOM HEDSHOT |
cmsfediablo [7:42]: | :D! |
xFx cia [7:41]: | fuck u |
cmsfediablo [7:41]: | :D! |
cmsfe.nas [7:41]: | I WASNT |
cmsfe.nas [7:39]: | DFKN |
[7:27]: | The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 2:33 (original: 10:00) |
cmsfe.nas [Intermission]: | wwwwwww |
cmsfediablo [Intermission]: | thx 4 game |
xFx PeDRO [Intermission]: | gg |
xFx MiDAS :) [Intermission]: | gg retards |
angelus [Intermission]: | don't forget your meds cia |
xFx bN [Intermission]: | well that was rly fun |
[Intermission]: | xFx MiDAS :) disconnected |
[Intermission]: | angelus disconnected |
[Intermission]: | xFx stompy disconnected |
cmsfe METEOR [Intermission]: | gg so easy! |
[Intermission]: | xFx bN disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cmsfediablo disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cmsfe METEOR disconnected |
[Intermission]: | xFx PeDRO disconnected |
[Intermission]: | cmsfe CHACHi disconnected |
[Intermission]: | xFx cia disconnected |
These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on.
You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:
- Server crash / restart
- Players reconnecting with new ids
- Too many random renames between rounds
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of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.