JibJabers vs SCARED SHIT (2511 views)

de mental
de stray
pl promen
pl makumba
12.11.11 22:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth biohAzard 50 kills
Killing Spree JibJab.broski 7 frags without being killed
Accountant biohAzard 128% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! JibJab.broski 7 gibs
...and stay dead! JibJab.broski 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning biohAzard 41 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! biohAzard 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer biohAzard 111 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! JibJab.olski 183 damage per frag
What objective? biohAzard 193 XP
Red Shirt JibJab.olski 52 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? aLEX D. 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore biohAzard 122 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut JibJab.olski 2 team kills
Gingerbread man JibJab.olski 13 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
JibJab.broski661673349710838053961900/01/030/372/41157977
JibJab.olski50107265250213453842223200/01/026/341/41758138
JibJab.5827459101121221834381834100/02/056/343/41458058
biohAzard128193503950055211460700/00/041/328/210411865
aLEX D.831422935201929723736500/00/228/221/210210759
aLEX D.10733579747011481838343500/00/269/229/210311367
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
JibJab.broski508981620021673240200/00/08/150/0KDX/DDDDKDDDKDDDKK/KDDKDK
JibJab.olski41721229201830642846580/01/012/200/1DK/TDDK/K//DDDDK/KKDDDDKDDDDDDDDKDK/K/K/KD
JibJab.4616120454011047375248580/01/020/350/1
biohAzard133118201510023022279000/00/019/131/0DDK/K/KDKKKKKDDDKKKDDKKKDKKKDKDKDKD
aLEX D.1501151510200322261947500/00/115/60/0K/DK/KKKDKKK/KKKKKDKDDDKD
aLEX D.1422333525300552484737500/00/134/191/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
JibJab.broski15078128500221321559900/01/011/70/0/XDKDDKKKKKKKDK/KKDKD
JibJab.olski50355103012147413762620/00/05/71/1DTDKDDKDK/KKD/DD
JibJab.10011317188014360629353520/01/016/141/1
biohAzard12075121040022189181700/00/011/81/0KKKKKK/DKDDDDDKK/KDKKD
aLEX D.16272120003746178900/00/12/70/1/DDKDDD/DDDD/K
aLEX D.68102142240052935360600/00/113/151/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
JibJab.broski520132501040000/00/011/152/4KDDDKDKD/DKDDKDDK//DDDKDDKDSDKK/KDKDKD
JibJab.olski69091300030000/00/09/70/2DK/DDDDKKK/KKDK/DDKDKD
JibJab.610223801070000/00/020/222/6
biohAzard1280181400010000/00/011/116/2DKKDKKKDDKDDKKXD/KKKKKKDKDKKDDKD
aLEX D.920121300130000/00/011/91/1KKKDKKDKK/DKDDTD/DK/KDDKDK
aLEX D.1100302700140000/00/022/207/3

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Player Chats
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: Rup
JibJab.broski [Countdown]: pause
[11:08]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[10:15]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:14]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:14]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[5:39]: ETPlayerETUI1 connected
[5:16]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
lost{ eujen [5:16]: offi ?
biohAzard [5:15]: learn2gib
[5:13]: Axis team locked from spectators by biohAzard
lost{ eujen [5:01]: can i stay ?
biohAzard [4:58]: no
[4:29]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[4:29]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:29]: lost{ eujen disconnected
[4:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:12]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:03]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:38]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:25]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:10]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:08]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
biohAzard [2:48]: GG
[2:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:39]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[2:39]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:20
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: Rup
[9:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:27]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:27]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:26]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:03]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:38]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:24]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:20]: lost{ eujen connected
[7:11]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
lost{ eujen [7:04]: got to play 2nd map
[7:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:35]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:02]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:02]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:54]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:22]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:13]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[3:06]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:54]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:54]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:25 (original: 9:20)
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: hes in
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: lets go
biohAzard [Warmup]: lol
biohAzard [Warmup]: do u know rules?
biohAzard [Warmup]: i dont think so
biohAzard [Warmup]: u are stupid
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: no
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: im no nerd
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: nvm bb then
aLEX D. [Warmup]: :XD
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: gl in future games
aLEX D. [Warmup]: get him here
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: too late
aLEX D. [Warmup]: i want play
biohAzard [Warmup]: we are scared @ ff
biohAzard [Warmup]: ; uu
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: well no 2nd here
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: nvm cya
biohAzard [Warmup]: we said
biohAzard [Warmup]: get eujen
biohAzard [Warmup]: and rup
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: he doesnt want to paly agains nerds
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: he said
biohAzard [Warmup]: get merc
biohAzard [Warmup]: and rup
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: oki sec
aLEX D. [Warmup]: we just want to play
biohAzard [Warmup]: but no kiwi/gross
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: i think i got 2nd
biohAzard [Warmup]: who
aLEX D. [Warmup]: gin zydzie kulka w tyl glowy
biohAzard [Warmup]: ?
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: hmz
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: 1 more sec
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: 2nd comin
biohAzard [Warmup]: who
JibJab.olski [Warmup]: Rup
biohAzard [Warmup]: w8
JibJab.broski [11:32]: pause
[11:32]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
JibJab.broski [11:32]: unpause
[11:32]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
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[11:32]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:32]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:32]: FIGHT!
[9:14]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:11]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:00]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:56]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
JibJab.broski [8:19]: hahahahahah
biohAzard [8:19]: xd
[7:53]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[7:29]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:25]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:05]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:14]: JibJab.olski disconnected
aLEX D. [4:02]: ?
[3:40]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[3:24]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
biohAzard [3:19]: gogog 1man army
JibJab.broski [3:09]: stray fuckin stupid ego retard
biohAzard [3:02]: yes he is
JibJab.broski [2:51]: wp^^
biohAzard [2:46]: thats why i hate him
[2:22]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
JibJab.broski [2:18]: :D

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