jews rage vs head hunters (3106 views)

fi HEVIMIES
fi PULU
pl ElvIss
pl rIDJI
player to watch fi Hevimies, king of ADLER is back ;)))
13.11.11 16:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth :h Elviss broken keyboard 38 kills
Killing Spree :h RiDJI 4 frags without being killed
Accountant :h RiDJI 127% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! :h Elviss broken keyboard 6 gibs
...and stay dead! :h Elviss broken keyboard 16% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning :h Elviss broken keyboard 33 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! :h Elviss broken keyboard 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer :h Elviss broken keyboard 186 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! JEWJITSU/^WPULU 401 damage per frag
What objective? :h RiDJI 317 XP
Red Shirt JEWJITSU/^WPULU 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? JEWJITSU/^WPULU 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore :h RiDJI 175 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK 3 team kills
Gingerbread man JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK6125031512031774457238660/05/128/301/324014235
JEWJITSU/^WPULU201761155000133461593900/00/411/370/4315108211
JEWJITSU/P4042642106203301090613177660/05/439/371/427812538
:h Elviss broken keyboard88272384261116713956531650/02/333/234/018813136
:h RiDJI127317383020113603852532560/03/233/153/115917545
:h 10458976728122913177109064210/05/266/157/117415346
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK816791110052176169200/01/07/61/0KKK/KKD/KDKD//K/DDKD
JEWJITSU/^WPULU33444120004605137500/00/04/70/1D/KK/DD/DK/DDDKD
JEWJITSU/P57111132310092781306700/01/011/131/1
:h Elviss broken keyboard100698800012021153400/00/07/71/0DDDDKKDKKDKK/KDK
:h RiDJI60866100004104612471340/00/16/40/1K/DD/DK/KD/DKKDK
:h 8015514180005306727811340/00/113/111/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK5875712003319211887480/01/19/80/0TDKDK/KTDDKKTD/DKDK/DD
JEWJITSU/^WPULU65611500011000161100/00/41/120/1DXDDDD/KXDXDDDDDDDD
JEWJITSU/P32131827003429213498480/01/510/200/1
:h Elviss broken keyboard9286121330081653158600/02/010/50/0KKK/KDDD/DDK//K/K/KK/KK/K
:h RiDJI22094115200218451335180/02/08/31/0/KKKDKKK/KKKDDKK
:h 15618023185001034982921180/04/018/81/0
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK59931322100627842917180/03/010/140/2DKKKDDK//DKDDKDDDKK/DKDKDD/DK//DKKD
JEWJITSU/^WPULU215952300071756242400/00/05/160/0/D/DDK/DDDDKDK/DDKK//D/DDDDD
JEWJITSU/P4015218451001345405341180/03/015/300/2
:h Elviss broken keyboard868013152015274322151400/00/213/81/0KK/DKK/DK/DKDK/DDKKDKD/DKKKDT
:h RiDJI1581051912000425982325720/00/118/81/0DDKKDKKK/KKK/KKDDKDKK/DK/KKDKKKX
:h 12218532272019534145402120/00/331/162/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK331526000356474200/00/02/20/1///KDKDD
JEWJITSU/^WPULU201715000110052900/00/01/20/2DDK/DD
JEWJITSU/P27323110004664127100/00/03/40/3
:h Elviss broken keyboard8337561102722318250/00/13/32/0K/K/DKDDKXKS
:h RiDJI6632230013549346320/01/01/01/0///KTK
:h 75697911151271664570/01/14/33/0

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Player Chats
[11:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
:h RiDJI [9:33]: forever alone elvis
[9:10]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:07]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[8:06]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:59]: The Tank has been damaged!
JEWJITSU/^WPULU [7:50]: ouch that hurt
[7:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
JEWJITSU/^WPULU [7:37]: didnt ur mom teach u not to push people in stairs
[7:23]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:49]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[5:34]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:29]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:30
:h RiDJI [Warmup]: wtf is he doing
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK [Warmup]: trying to fix his mic
[6:44]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:41]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:59]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[5:34]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:56]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[4:44]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:36]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:21]: The Tank has been repaired!
[3:58]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[3:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
JEWJITSU/^WPULU [1:44]: tails:()
[1:37]: JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAKcalled a vote.
[1:35]: Vote passed!
[1:35]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
[1:35]: Coin toss comes up TAILS!
JEWJITSU/^WPULU [1:33]: sd
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK [1:32]: sd
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:30)
:h Elviss broken keyboard [8:07]: XD
:h RiDJI [8:07]: :D
:h RiDJI [8:06]: :D
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK [8:01]: =ASDASD
JEWJITSU/^WPULU [7:43]: =ASDASDASD
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK [7:36]: =D
:h RiDJI [4:52]: :XDDD
[4:07]: Allies capture the factory district!
[3:53]: The side gate has been built!
[3:25]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[3:01]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[2:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:43]: The side gate has been destroyed!
JEWJITSU/PAALIACHAK [1:45]: =DD
[1:27]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:27]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:27]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:27]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:27]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[1:27]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:33
[7:48]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:26]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:15]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[7:06]: The side gate has been built!
[7:04]: Allies permanently capture the factory district!
[7:04]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[6:57]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
[5:22]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:22]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:22]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:22]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:22]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[5:22]: Allies have destroyed the Bunker Controls!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:11 (original: 8:33)

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