klapki kubota vs Emma watson (3454 views)

pl BoOk
pl sosji
pl masoh
pl Meehow
pl atr`
pl Sinnsyk
22.11.11 22:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth klapeksosji:o 75 kills
Killing Spree klapeksosji:o 11 frags without being killed
Accountant klapeksosji:o 115% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! emma'atr 9 gibs
...and stay dead! klapekmasohCYCKI 21% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning klapeksosji:o 63 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! klapekBoOk<3GIPS 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer emma'meehow 161 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! emma'Sinnsyk 237 damage per frag
What objective? klapeksosji:o 452 XP
Red Shirt emma'Sinnsyk 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? klapekBoOk<3GIPS 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore emma'atr 196 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut klapekBoOk<3GIPS 3 team kills
Gingerbread man klapeksosji:o 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
klapekmasohCYCKI56262386880315699593301450/04/129/518/218413747
klapeksosji:o1154527565700271444797621090/06/263/374/0193150116
klapekBoOk<3GIPS67295456661324832877341450/01/334/4013/2185115312
klapek79100915819921166629770268263990/011/3126/4025/218713468
emma'meehow88299576580014101559671760/03/653/330/1017814945
emma'Sinnsyk3227123734011161078922330/00/323/491/10266122411
emma'atr96397535590010952410174860/02/150/421/318018536
emma'6996713319321013525786287671950/05/1126/422/320815247
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
klapekmasohCYCKI5073918101720582569470/02/17/101/1//DT/DK/KD/KDDDKKK//DKKDDDXKD
klapeksosji:o1091162321000946233067180/02/120/111/0/KKK//K/DKKKDKK/DK/DDK/KKK/DKKDKDKKDKKDDKK/D
klapekBoOk<3GIPS90971820201929192489670/00/114/95/2/DKDKDKXK/K/D/KD/KKKD/KKK/KK/KDDDKK/KDTD
klapek83286505930225960081251320/04/341/307/3
emma'meehow70861420400331663507180/02/312/120/2KDK/DK/KDDKDDKK/KDKKDDDDDDKDKDDDKK
emma'Sinnsyk2611372620072113256200/00/16/161/2/D/DDD/D/D/KD//KKDDDDDDDKDKDDKDDK
emma'atr68101131930052846353100/01/012/130/1D/K/KDDKD//K/DDDDDKKDKDKKDKDKKKD
emma'5530034659001581259600180/03/430/411/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
klapekmasohCYCKI44661227200421273210180/01/08/233/0DKDDKDDDK/DKKDKKK//DDDDDKDD/KDDDKDDDDKD
klapeksosji:o8114218223001241503159910/01/014/103/0DD/D/KD/KK//D///K/K/DKKKDKKKKDDKK/DK/KKK
klapekBoOk<3GIPS3475823000923282572160/00/07/141/0KDKDDDKKD/D/DDD///DDK/K/K//DKDD
klapek53283387250025860589411250/02/029/477/0
emma'meehow1051231918300739363048580/00/219/70/2KKDDK/K/KDK/KD/K/DKKKK/K/KDDDDKKKKDKD
emma'Sinnsyk4560920100318952794180/00/09/120/5K/DKDDD/KDDD/DDDKDDDKKKKDKDDD
emma'atr1261331915400531102763180/00/019/100/0/KKK/KK/KDKKDKK/KD/KKKDKDDDKDKKDKD
emma'9231647538001589418605940/00/247/290/7
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
klapekmasohCYCKI33442610116171047420/00/02/41/1DTDK/DKDD
klapeksosji:o366731131000168972200/02/09/30/0DDKKKKKKKKKKKD
klapekBoOk<3GIPS804145110079464300/00/12/52/0DDXDKDKSKKD
klapek1601581714311131002412420/02/113/123/1
emma'meehow100356600001209113600/01/15/30/2KKKDKDDDDDKK
emma'Sinnsyk602135000060887100/00/03/50/0KDKDDDKD
emma'atr6622460000595109300/00/13/41/1KKDDDDKDKD
emma'7578131700002412310000/01/211/121/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
klapekmasohCYCKI7129573001964113300/00/04/71/0KDKDKDK/DXDKD
klapeksosji:o183471161003125278900/01/010/30/0KK/KDKK/KDKK/KKKD
klapekBoOk<3GIPS10032663013881704460/01/03/33/0K/KD/TDKKK/KD
klapek1181082219701730972626460/02/017/134/0
emma'meehow85296700001097106000/00/06/40/3KDKDKDKDDDKKD
emma'Sinnsyk112119000050299700/00/21/60/1DDKDDDDDDD
emma'atr833856100010271040680/00/05/60/0DKDKDKKDDDK
emma'60881222100026263097680/00/212/160/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
klapekmasohCYCKI10033551010866744380/01/04/51/0KTDDKDKKDKD
klapeksosji:o133398610011388103500/00/06/60/0KK/DKDKXDKDKKDK
klapekBoOk<3GIPS6630460011478571160/00/14/51/0KXKDDDDTKK/D
klapek1001021717202227322350540/01/114/162/0
emma'meehow712657100174792000/00/05/30/1DKDKKDKK/DDD
emma'Sinnsyk7534341010621640150/00/04/40/0DKDTDKKD
emma'atr10034771000982117200/00/07/70/1DDKKKDDKKXDKDKD
emma'82941518301123502732150/00/016/140/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
klapekmasohCYCKI1001755000236362700/00/04/21/0DK/KKDK/KD
klapeksosji:o5735471002134599000/00/14/40/0KD/KDDK/DKD
klapekBoOk<3GIPS832056000292875500/00/04/41/0D/KDKKD/KKD
klapek8072141810062636237200/00/112/102/0
emma'meehow10007700030000/00/06/40/0K//KKK/DKDKDKD
emma'Sinnsyk022090001368105800/00/00/60/2DDDD/DDDD
emma'atr2506952000096457500/01/04/20/0DKKKDKK
emma'11791121800041332163300/01/010/120/2

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Player Chats
klapekmasohCYCKI [Warmup]: ?
klapekBoOk<3GIPS [Warmup]: rup
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: 2 MINS
emma'meehow [Warmup]: pali, zestresowany chlopak bo wazny mecz
[11:07]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[11:06]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
emma'meehow [11:06]: : BoOk: da sie przeniesc mecz na kiedy indziej bo sosu zama noge pojecha do szpitala a to on musia ip da
klapeksosji:o [11:07]: nie mam
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: to ja
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: :DDDDDDDDDD
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: :XD
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: :XD
klapekmasohCYCKI [11:06]: XDDDDDDDDDD
[11:06]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
klapekmasohCYCKI [11:06]: ale beka
emma'Sinnsyk [11:06]: Xd
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: 8D
emma'meehow [11:07]: jak noga ?
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: uleczona
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: :o)
klapekmasohCYCKI [11:06]: zlamana
klapekmasohCYCKI [11:06]: w 5 miejscach
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: :{D
emma'meehow [11:06]: revive i jazda
klapekmasohCYCKI [11:06]: otwarte
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klapekmasohCYCKI [11:06]: zlamanie
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: apteka
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: mi dali
emma'Sinnsyk [11:06]: ach ta polska sluzba zdrowia :)
klapekmasohCYCKI [11:06]: na wozku do konca zycia
klapeksosji:o [11:06]: zywiec...:D
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[11:06]: FIGHT!
[10:47]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
emma'Sinnsyk [10:47]: -__
emma'Sinnsyk [10:47]: -_-
emma'meehow [10:46]: ;D
emma'meehow [10:47]: no taka gra mi sie podoba
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klapeksosji:o [10:46]: laughing
klapeksosji:o [10:46]: :XD
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klapeksosji:o [10:46]: :o)
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klapeksosji:o [10:47]: pozdro dla frajerow z ts'a
klapeksosji:o [10:46]: :XD
klapekmasohCYCKI [10:46]: aa
klapekmasohCYCKI [10:47]: wlasnie
[10:47]: emma'atrcalled a vote.
klapekmasohCYCKI [10:46]: sigma pozdro
[10:47]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
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klapekmasohCYCKI [10:46]: sigma susol
klapekmasohCYCKI [10:46]: wasu
[10:47]: emma'atrcalled a vote.
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klapekmasohCYCKI [10:46]: relapse <3
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[10:47]: Vote FAILED! (Match Reset )
klapekBoOk<3GIPS [10:47]: sigma pozdrawiam cie
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[10:46]: FIGHT!
[9:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:46]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
emma'atr [7:44]: -b?tracers
klapekmasohCYCKI [6:37]: pozdro maksi
[6:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
klapekmasohCYCKI [6:33]: zapomnialem kurwa
[6:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[3:00]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[1:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[1:56]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:23]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:36
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: wtf
[10:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:37]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:08]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:07]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:05]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:04]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[6:41]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:50]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:46]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:25]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:20]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
emma'atr [1:15]: gg
emma'Sinnsyk [0:51]: -_-
emma'Sinnsyk [0:47]: podniescie... prosi :D
emma'Sinnsyk [0:15]: -_-
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:36)
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: ...
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: soz
[11:00]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:57]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:42]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[9:11]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
emma'meehow [9:08]: no to szybko :)
emma'atr [8:30]: nieznosze tej mapy
[8:08]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:52
emma'meehow [Intermission]: :DDD
klapeksosji:o [Intermission]: dziekujemy
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: LOL
klapeksosji:o [Intermission]: :)
klapekBoOk<3GIPS [Intermission]: :dddd
emma'meehow [Intermission]: spoko mordo
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: XDD
klapeksosji:o [Intermission]: :{D
klapekmasohCYCKI [Warmup]: ej broniliscie wgle ?
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: :XD
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: :XD
klapekmasohCYCKI [Warmup]: XDD
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: hah 8D
[1:35]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:32]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:52)
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: so sad
emma'atr [Warmup]: sosi nie wglebiajmy sie w szczegoly
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: juz to przechodzilismy nie?XD
emma'atr [Warmup]: taa
emma'atr [Warmup]: :D
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: :PPP
emma'atr [Warmup]: :*
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: <3
emma'meehow [Warmup]: shall we?
klapeksosji:o [Warmup]: artur, jak dasz fory to wiesz... Kupie Ci dwie.. chociaz.. Moze dwoch nie wypijesz.. Albo dobra kupie dwie... kurwa ale dwie na Ciebie.. hmm, no chuj, dwie. Okej, skrzynke wodki i 2 orenzady...
emma'Sinnsyk [Countdown]: xD
klapekmasohCYCKI [Countdown]: pozdro relapse,wasu,sigmus,maksi,paulla,danzle,twoja matka
klapeksosji:o [Countdown]: :P
emma'atr [Countdown]: ssij
emma'atr [11:20]: save the day
[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[11:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:58]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:58]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:38]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:37]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:18]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:01]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:52]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:34]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[7:34]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:25
klapekBoOk<3GIPS [Intermission]: gg
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: siema
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: pozdro book
[3:40]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[3:39]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[3:10]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[2:53]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[2:53]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[2:52]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[2:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:06]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[0:50]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:42]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:05]: emma'meehow disconnected
klapekBoOk<3GIPS [0:03]: gg
[0:01]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:25)
klapeksosji:o [Intermission]: DANKE
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: przepraszam
[Intermission]: emma'atr disconnected
klapeksosji:o [Intermission]: BB
emma'Sinnsyk [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: klapeksosji:o disconnected
klapekmasohCYCKI [Intermission]: zawiodlem
[Intermission]: klapekmasohCYCKI disconnected
emma'Sinnsyk [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: klapekBoOk<3GIPS disconnected

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