tequilas team vs instanc3 (3683 views)

pl p3troS
br Arek
pl Sprajt
us eXpo
us madlib
us xeron
23.11.11 21:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth <instance> weeZy 35 kills
Killing Spree ^I<instance> madlib 4 frags without being killed
Accountant ^I<instance> madlib 124% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! <instance> weeZy 8 gibs
...and stay dead! <instance> weeZy 23% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning ^I<instance> madlib 19 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! <instance> weeZy 2 SPAM kills
Fragstealer <instance> xeron 129 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Tt'Arek.wolfekET 220 damage per frag
What objective? Tt'Arek.wolfekET 104 XP
Red Shirt Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET 44 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET 6 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore <instance> weeZy 222 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Tt'Arek.wolfekET 1 team kills
Gingerbread man ^I<instance> madlib 6 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
<instance> xeron6954111620051166799230/02/09/110/01065023
<instance> weeZy10910135308205599649631170/00/014/72/017115533
^I<instance> madlib124702117300620321220820/01/119/91/1977243
1032256763132016919469822220/03/142/93/11259233
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET39601744100333845754360/00/08/150/119913126
Tt'Arek.wolfekET5410419354011446050831080/01/113/120/123514535
Tt'p3trO.wolfekET3822821100211231929360/00/27/161/11409226
.wolfekET441864410060168967127661800/01/228/161/119112326
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<instance> xeron5505900030000/02/03/60/0D/K/K/KDDDKKDD
<instance> weeZy104462625610345303777410/00/08/40/0KK/SKDK/K/KDDDKK
^I<instance> madlib125010800030000/00/010/50/0K/K/KKDKD/DKDKKKKD
<instance> 95464142610945303777410/02/021/150/0
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET36281336100324744506360/00/04/80/0DDDDDDK/KD/KKD/
Tt'Arek.wolfekET48521327400132883596480/00/17/50/0KDKD/DKKKDDKKD
Tt'p3trO.wolfekET4404900000000/00/14/80/0DDDKDKDKDKDDD
.wolfekET43803072500457628102840/00/215/210/0
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<instance> xeron7522340001426399230/00/03/30/0D/KDKDK
<instance> weeZy662023000247546300/00/01/10/0K//DK
^I<instance> madlib6026352001853811820/00/13/20/1DKDK/KDD
<instance> 67688122004175416731050/00/17/60/1
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET1001822000036238000/00/02/20/0KDKD
Tt'Arek.wolfekET13331430010708683420/01/04/30/0TKDDKKKD
Tt'p3trO.wolfekET661223100060369100/00/01/31/0KDXDKD
.wolfekET1006188101016731754420/01/07/81/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
<instance> xeron1003233200174040000/00/03/20/0DKDKK/
<instance> weeZy35035722100991723760/00/05/22/0SKKKKDKDKK
^I<instance> madlib20044841002117940900/01/06/21/0K/K/KKKKDKKD
<instance> 217111189510329101532760/01/014/63/0
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET331426000054886800/00/02/50/1DDDKKDDD
Tt'Arek.wolfekET4021250000464804180/00/02/40/1KDDDDDK
Tt'p3trO.wolfekET22102900025201238360/00/12/50/1D/DDDKK/DDD
.wolfekET3245620000215322910540/00/16/140/3

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Player Chats
<instance> weeZy [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT TO MY HOMIES: FLAME - WING - MATT - JACE - LUNA - RIDHI - JON (FAGGOT)
<instance> xeron [Countdown]: <SHOUTOUT to Poland> Land of the POLE'S
[11:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[10:14]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:49]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:15]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET [8:54]: Z TAKIM PINGIEM TO SOBIE W BIERKI KURWA GRAJCIE
[8:39]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
<instance> matt [7:55]: SHOUTS TO RIDHI THE BIGGEST FAGGOT ON ENEMY TERRITORY
[7:42]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:22]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:22]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:17]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[7:09]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[6:01]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:58 (original: 12:00)
<instance> xeron [Intermission]: gg wp
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET [Intermission]: IDZCIE BYC UNHITAMI GDZIE INDZIEJ
<instance> xeron [Intermission]: ?
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET [Intermission]: JEBANE PINGOWSKIE LOW
<instance> xeron [Intermission]: wat?
^I<instance> madlib [9:22]: dont know this map
[9:14]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:57]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:43]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:16
<instance> xeron [Intermission]: GG WP
<instance> weeZy [Intermission]: cool story bro tell it again
^I<instance> madlib [Warmup]: dont know this map
Tt'Arek.wolfekET [Warmup]: ACC rlz
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET [Warmup]: BUT YOUR PING KNOW THIS MAP
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET [Warmup]: know how to be unhit
^I<instance> madlib [Warmup]: now that doesnt even make sense
Tt'LOOZNY.deluxe.wolfekET [Warmup]: its enough
Tt'p3trO.wolfekET [Warmup]: RdY!?
[2:30]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[2:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[2:24]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:28]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
<instance> xeron [1:24]: my f button is broken
[1:06]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:16)
<instance> xeron [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: <instance> xeron disconnected
<instance> weeZy [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: Tt'Arek.wolfekET disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.