pwners!? vs WeLoveBruceDarnell.ET (2881 views)

si seareal
nl smoothie
de gr0ss
de scoof
it xyL
de buqJa
29.11.11 23:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth gr0ss is a pwner 60 kills
Killing Spree seareal is a pwner 6 frags without being killed
Accountant gr0ss is a pwner 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL 10 gibs
...and stay dead! smoothie is a pwner 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning gr0ss is a pwner 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer smoothie is a pwner 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL 227 damage per frag
What objective? gr0ss is a pwner 358 XP
Red Shirt sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL 70 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL 7 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore gr0ss is a pwner 202 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL 2 team kills
Gingerbread man gr0ss is a pwner 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
seareal is a pwner87326394590015760877171230/02/232/273/219517164
gr0ss is a pwner1071421615300532973038980/02/114/90/020620343
smoothie is a pwner551592138600848475002180/01/021/320/523113236
gr0ss is a pwner1023586059501161084291991380/04/056/371/518115645
is a pwner8798513615723014426594249563770/09/0123/374/520316645
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL562513970502158524106603460/01/136/503/221915247
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL722804156101112878573523460/01/531/4010/221412935
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL7721734446021170517698400/01/334/291/220717534
<3BRUCEDARNELL6774811417021153824360257107320/03/3101/2914/221315235
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seareal is a pwner100108161620033083315900/01/113/111/1D/K/KKDKDK/DDKKKKKKDKDKDDKDDDDKK
gr0ss is a pwner1061421615300532973038980/02/114/90/0KK/KK/KDKDK/KDKDDKKDKD/DKKKK/DD
smoothie is a pwner1401700020000/00/01/50/0D/DDDDK/
gr0ss is a pwner901182022100530423254360/02/018/150/1KK/K/DK/DKK/KKDDKDDDDKKKKDKDKDKDD/KDKDKDDK
is a pwner78368536060015942294511340/05/246/401/2
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL6011615253015318337822800/01/113/171/1KDDD/DKDD/DDDDK/KKKDDDDDDK/DKTKKKDD/KKKKD
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL751271520400435262570360/00/313/142/1DDKKD/KKDDD/KKXK/DDKD/DKKDKXKDDKDKKDD
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL6073915201421462186380/01/19/100/0DTKDKK/DDKKDDDK/K/D/DKDKD
<3BRUCEDARNELL65316396090213885585383540/02/535/413/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seareal is a pwner8114313162006275825261050/00/113/80/1DDKK/DKKK///KDKKDK/DDKKD/DKDK
smoothie is a pwner6697812200323372438180/00/09/140/2DDDDDKDKDK/D//KDDDKDKDKDDKKD
gr0ss is a pwner881241618100338823088680/01/015/110/4K/KKDKD/DD/KKDDKDKDDDDKKKKDKKDKDDK
is a pwner78364374650012897780521910/01/137/330/7
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL57761221201624753253480/00/012/151/0DKDDKK/DKKD/T/DKDD/K/D/DDKKDKDKDKD
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL829314174015297126981300/01/18/136/0KX/K//K/KDDTDXDKKKDDKK/KKKDKDDKDDD
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL11575151330122606302620/00/015/111/1K/TKDKDKDKDDKX/DKKKDKDKKDKDKDK
<3BRUCEDARNELL85244415190313805289771800/01/135/398/1
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seareal is a pwner5738471005662918180/00/02/32/0/D//KKK//DKX
smoothie is a pwner502451020021098106900/00/05/50/3/DDKDDDDDKKK/DK
gr0ss is a pwner9051910201419531519160/00/09/61/0DKKD/KKDDDK/KDKK/TK/
is a pwner6611318275011137133506340/00/016/143/3
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL77337900021477153000/00/06/61/1/KKDKKDKKDDDDK/D
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL66326920031161979730/00/04/52/1K/DDKK/K/KDDDKD
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL4231370002868120400/00/03/40/1/K/DKKDDDD
<3BRUCEDARNELL62961625200735063713730/00/013/153/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
seareal is a pwner100376640011105111400/01/04/50/0DDKKKDK/KDDK
smoothie is a pwner77387920011412149500/01/06/80/0KDKDKDDDDKK/KKDD
gr0ss is a pwner16665159100419651338180/01/014/50/0KK/KKDKK/KK/KKDKDDKKK/KD
is a pwner1141402824700644823947180/03/024/180/0
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL3326515000213892095180/00/05/120/0DDKK/DDDDKDKDK/DDDDD
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL60286100100112711051070/00/16/80/0DKDKDDDDSKDKDKKD
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL77387910031431128200/00/27/40/0DK//DKDKK/DKDDKK
<3BRUCEDARNELL579218341105394744821250/00/318/240/0

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Player Chats
gr0ss is a pwner [Warmup]: whats ur map btw?
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: adler
gr0ss is a pwner [10:05]: lold :D
[10:03]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:01]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
gr0ss is a pwner [10:01]: fuck syringe
[9:44]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:42]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:39]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: NICE BUG PAUSE
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: :p
[8:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:24]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:24]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: my 1st game 2day
[8:24]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL [8:24]: gz :D
[8:24]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: was playing mw3
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: ^^
gr0ss is a pwner [8:24]: shoutout 2 the 4 viewers ._.
[8:24]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL [8:24]: good ^^
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: shoutout to frop
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: thomm
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: crossfire
[8:24]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[8:24]: bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL connected
seareal is a pwner [8:24]: & the 4guys watching this
[8:24]: bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL Server command overflow
[8:24]: Axis team locked from spectators by gr0ss is a pwner
[8:24]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
[8:24]: Axis team locked by seareal is a pwner
[8:24]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:24]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:24]: FIGHT!
[6:19]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
seareal is a pwner [5:20]: invisible
[5:09]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:09]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
seareal is a pwner [4:04]: :d
[3:00]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[3:00]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[3:00]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[3:00]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
seareal is a pwner [3:00]: TS PROBS
seareal is a pwner [3:00]: srx
[3:00]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[3:00]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[3:00]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[3:00]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[3:00]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[3:00]: FIGHT!
[2:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:20]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
seareal is a pwner [2:01]: lag
seareal is a pwner [1:47]: gg
seareal is a pwner [1:44]: truck at flag
seareal is a pwner [1:09]: HAHA GROSS
gr0ss is a pwner [1:04]: Xdd
gr0ss is a pwner [0:42]: dunno why i got it this fast again
gr0ss is a pwner [0:08]: yea brb
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
gr0ss is a pwner [Intermission]: gotta restart et.. fps droppin
[Intermission]: smoothie is a pwner disconnected
seareal is a pwner [Intermission]: :d
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: gr0ss :D
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: ?
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: GET 4TH BACK
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: who of you is playing with lights on :D
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: our 4th is just back now
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: me!
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: :D:D
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: nice
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: what liights btw
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: :D
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: where
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: ingame or room?
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: room
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: xD
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: xD
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: y
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: :D
[Countdown]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:36]: gr0ss is a pwner timed out
[10:32]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:27]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [8:44]: :D cat and mouse
[8:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:53]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:46]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:45]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:30]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
seareal is a pwner [6:12]: LOL
[5:58]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[3:57]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:43]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:48]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:11 (original: 12:00)
seareal is a pwner [Warmup]: MY LOW TEAM
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: bruce we love you
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Warmup]: das ist der warheit
smoothie is a pwner [Warmup]: DAS ist fonic!
smoothie is a pwner [Countdown]: :D
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Countdown]: :D
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [8:25]: :DD
seareal is a pwner [7:39]: shoutout to me fucking this offi up
smoothie is a pwner [7:30]: +00
[6:39]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:32]: Main blast door opening!
[6:10]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:10]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:00]: Main blast door closing!
[5:42]: Main blast door opening!
[5:19]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:40
seareal is a pwner [Intermission]: nice docrun by me
seareal is a pwner [Intermission]: at the end
gr0ss is a pwner [Countdown]: s1lent
gr0ss is a pwner [Countdown]: shoutout
seareal is a pwner [0:58]: :D
seareal is a pwner [0:57]: unhit
xyLii<3BRUCEDARNELL [0:53]: gg wp
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [0:46]: who? u?
seareal is a pwner [0:43]: U U
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [0:34]: no
seareal is a pwner [0:31]: yes
seareal is a pwner [0:28]: watch the replay
seareal is a pwner [0:26]: 10bullets in ur head
seareal is a pwner [0:26]: :D
seareal is a pwner [0:24]: no hit
seareal is a pwner [0:20]: close range
seareal is a pwner [0:19]: :>
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [0:19]: gr0ss unhit
seareal is a pwner [0:18]: no movement
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [0:14]: if he crouch
gr0ss is a pwner [0:01]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:40)
sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL [Intermission]: gg
seareal is a pwner [Intermission]: 3rd?
[Intermission]: sCOOFII<3BRUCEDARNELL disconnected
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Intermission]: 2299
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Intermission]: 2288
bqaa<3BRUCEDARNELL [Intermission]: :D

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