LMFAO vs Fuck Off And Die (2560 views)
03.12.11 01:15 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | LMFAO rvyN | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | LMFAO j3lly | 5 frags without being killed |
Accountant | LMFAO rvyN | 114% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | foad } kMl | 16 gibs |
...and stay dead! | foad } kMl | 40% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | LMFAO rvyN | 62 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | LMFAO rvyN | 8 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | LMFAO j3lly | 177 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | LMFAO bAnga | 250 damage per frag |
What objective? | LMFAO rvyN | 496 XP |
Red Shirt | foad } LauX | 78 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | foad } Gi3ri. | 8 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | LMFAO rvyN | 192 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | LMFAO j3lly | 6 team kills |
Gingerbread man | foad } Gi3ri. | 26 /kills |
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foad } LauX [11:31]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [11:31]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [11:31]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [11:31]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [11:30]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [11:30]: | xDDDDD |
[9:20]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:19]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[9:16]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[9:02]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[8:12]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
foad } LauX [8:10]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [8:10]: | xDDDDD |
[7:05]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[7:05]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[7:04]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:54]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[6:45]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[6:19]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[6:16]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[6:16]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[6:13]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
LMFAO bAnga [5:23]: | You Mad. |
[5:23]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:23]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[5:23]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:08]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[4:08]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:51 |
LMFAO rvyN [Intermission]: | GG |
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: | gg |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | gg |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | :'D |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | :'D |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | :'( |
[7:21]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
LMFAO bAnga [7:17]: | You Mad. |
LMFAO bAnga [7:16]: | Cum on Me Bro. |
LMFAO bAnga [7:15]: | :'D |
LMFAO bAnga [6:32]: | :'( |
[6:32]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[5:52]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[1:53]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
LMFAO rvyN [1:27]: | GG |
LMFAO bAnga [0:28]: | complained! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:51) |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | brb |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | pee |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | now deffence |
LMFAO rvyN [Warmup]: | Sides? |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | yeS |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | Wanna kiss my LaLa? |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | yes |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | sure |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | :* |
foad } kMl [Warmup]: | WHY NOT |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | Hihi:$ |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | OHHWYEAH! |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | MY MOM WILL BE PROUD OF ME! |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | My shit named lala |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } LauX [Warmup]: | :D! |
foad } LauX [Warmup]: | :D! |
foad } LauX [Warmup]: | :D! |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | :'D |
[8:10]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
LMFAO j3lly [7:59]: | lol |
LMFAO j3lly [7:57]: | awww |
[7:54]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:50]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
LMFAO j3lly [7:50]: | took my ammo |
[7:28]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:54]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:32]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:27]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:20]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[2:59]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:52]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:50]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
foad } LauX [2:49]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [2:49]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [2:49]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [2:49]: | xDDDDD |
foad } LauX [2:49]: | xDDDDD |
[2:37]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[0:50]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:09 |
LMFAO bAnga [Intermission]: | :D |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | I am recording for my first time. |
[8:15]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:03]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:54]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:34]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[7:32]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
LMFAO bAnga [6:13]: | :'D |
[6:02]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[5:59]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:08]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[3:57]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[3:23]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
LMFAO rvyN [1:21]: | gg |
[1:19]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:18]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:05]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
LMFAO rvyN [0:02]: | :d |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:09) |
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: | TAIKS |
LMFAO bAnga [Intermission]: | Complain! |
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: | TAILS |
LMFAO j3lly [Intermission]: | 555555 55lol |
LMFAO j3lly [Intermission]: | he did |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | yh nice friday night |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | ;-) |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | my xfire is cbareally....add me up |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | :P |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | NO HAVE XFIRE;D |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | only cf |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | me either |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | :P |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | im banned cf |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | method : juz wiecej nie gram bez wh |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | Ross hates me |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | u from uk? |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | yes |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | city |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | scotland |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | ? |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | u? |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | Coventry |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | nice |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | u/ |
LMFAO j3lly [Warmup]: | im outside glasgow |
LMFAO bAnga [Warmup]: | I am from Iraq with superfast internet. |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
foad } Gi3ri. [Warmup]: | 8DDDDDDDD |
[9:04]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[8:48]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[8:48]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
LMFAO rvyN [7:23]: | Gg |
[7:15]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:44 |
foad } LauX [Countdown]: | :D! |
[1:57]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[1:56]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[1:56]: | FIGHT! |
[1:28]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[1:12]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[1:12]: | Allied Command Post spawn active! |
LMFAO bAnga [0:20]: | fuck u :< |
LMFAO rvyN [0:09]: | gg |
LMFAO j3lly [0:07]: | hahahahaha |
LMFAO j3lly [0:04]: | gg guys ty |
[0:01]: | LMFAO bAnga disconnected |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (2:44) |
foad } LauX [Intermission]: | wp |
foad } Gi3ri. [Intermission]: | GG |
[Intermission]: | LMFAO rvyN disconnected |
foad } kMl [Intermission]: | wp |
[Intermission]: | foad } LauX disconnected |
[Intermission]: | foad } kMl disconnected |
[Intermission]: | foad } Gi3ri. disconnected |
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