Sluzhba Bespeky Ukrayiny vs 2b3.et (4012 views)

Sluzhba Bespeky Ukra ua
2b3.et pl
ee x3Nja
ee JyrkZ
ee subbi
pl nishi
pl wassabi
pl limitless
Polaks busted with a cheater in their lineup - http://tz-ac.com/screenshots/00059889/1327069715-1784497670.jpg
20.01.12 15:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth fin|nishimura 53 kills
Killing Spree fin|nishimura 10 frags without being killed
Accountant fin|nishimura 108% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! fin|nishimura 15 gibs
...and stay dead! fin|nishimura 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning fin|nishimura 49 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! fin|nishimura 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =SBU=Bori5= 192 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! =SBU=sCORDJEH= 296 damage per frag
What objective? fin|MrSuicideSheep 355 XP
Red Shirt =SBU=Bori5= 63 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? =SBU=Bori5= 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore =SBU=Dmytro= 188 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut =SBU=sCORDJEH= 3 team kills
Gingerbread man fin|MrSuicideSheep 19 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
fin|MrSuicideSheep863554856120019105688887760/03/140/323/322015956
fin^R^T|limitless70313425961013825891301030/02/139/391/419715263
fin|nishimura1083335349150215970682332980/02/249/304/2183168106
fin|87100114316433124728532262504770/07/2128/308/220016075
=SBU=Bori5=49232316370013707889682450/00/127/484/4228142510
=SBU=Dmytro=73267415630110997897692110/03/234/422/124317437
=SBU=sCORDJEH=7124644602231191949795670/01/442/403/320915845
=SBU=6474511617912243426250285325230/04/4103/409/322715847
Player Summary for et_beach
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fin|MrSuicideSheep3005762200085459400/00/05/00/0KDDKKKKK
fin^R^T|limitless1002244000152572600/01/03/20/0K/KKDDKD
fin|nishimura752634200186075100/00/02/21/1KDK/KDD
fin|158105131040022239207100/01/010/41/1
=SBU=Bori5=026051002219428180/00/00/30/0D//DD
=SBU=Dmytro=1202465100178291700/00/03/30/0DDKKK/KDKDK
=SBU=sCORDJEH=3327260000107089400/00/11/41/1DKDDDDKD
=SBU=5177816200320712239180/00/14/101/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fin|MrSuicideSheep33402600011298851580/00/01/50/0K/DDDDKD
fin^R^T|limitless3337390002779122900/01/12/60/0DDDK/D/KDKDD
fin|nishimura33302610006851048510/00/01/61/0KKDDDDDD
fin|331077211003276231281090/01/14/171/0
=SBU=Bori5=300706200001129879180/00/06/10/1DKDKKKKK
=SBU=Dmytro=16645530000111393200/00/15/10/0KDKKDKKD
=SBU=sCORDJEH=1402775020188695100/01/06/20/0SKKDKSK/DKKK
=SBU=2021421810020131282762180/01/117/40/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fin|MrSuicideSheep1252554300377548600/00/05/10/0K/KDKK/K/
fin^R^T|limitless1001822000022641200/00/02/10/1DDKK
fin|nishimura501312100044839700/00/01/20/0KDD
fin|92568840031449129500/00/08/40/1
=SBU=Bori5=1001333000057751800/00/02/31/1KDKDKXD
=SBU=Dmytro=2551400102805121390/00/01/41/0DDTKDD
=SBU=sCORDJEH=33913000243841900/00/01/10/0/K/D
=SBU=53275100012129514491390/00/04/82/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fin|MrSuicideSheep1001833000059572100/00/02/21/0DDKKKD
fin^R^T|limitless501424000167372400/00/02/20/1/DKDKD
fin|nishimura1001333200052656600/00/03/30/0KKDKDD
fin|834581020011794201100/00/07/71/1
=SBU=Bori5=100236630031039768250/00/05/31/1DKK/KK/KXK/DD
=SBU=Dmytro=257140001443667180/00/01/30/0D/DKD
=SBU=sCORDJEH=661923001152935980/00/02/20/0K/DTDK
=SBU=6449913301520111794510/00/08/81/1
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fin|MrSuicideSheep84113212550094500399500/03/017/161/1K//DK//D/K/KKDKKDKDKDK/KDDK/DDKDKKDKDDKDXKKKDK/
fin^R^T|limitless951382122310837613539180/00/020/111/2KD/KK/KDDKDK/KDDKSKDDDK/KD/KK/K/KKKKKKDK/DD
fin|nishimura2001493015301842322295520/02/028/71/0/KKK/KK/KDKK/KKK/KKKKKKKKKKDKDKKKDKKDKDT//KK/D
fin|1264007262111125124939829700/05/065/343/3
=SBU=Bori5=375211292002207937991660/00/110/251/1/KDDKDDDDDDDDDKDDDDKDDKK/KDDDDDDKDKDKDDK
=SBU=Dmytro=46991226100343114321360/00/111/211/1DDDDDKDDKKDDKDDKK/DDKK//DDDDDKDKDKDDDK
=SBU=sCORDJEH=52891325000334394373360/00/312/181/1DDDDKKKDKDDKDDDDKDKDKDKD/DDDK/KDDK/DKD
=SBU=45240368030089829124932380/00/533/643/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
fin|MrSuicideSheep681021116200625462240180/00/110/81/2/XDD/KDKDDKDDDKK//KDK//KDKKK
fin^R^T|limitless55841018300122942500850/00/010/170/0KDDDKDDKD/KDKDDDKDDDKDDDKDKK
fin|nishimura7310214196016295531761950/00/214/101/1K/TDKKKKD/KD/DDK/KDDKDD/K/KDKDDKKD
fin|652883553110113779579162980/00/334/352/3
=SBU=Bori5=2748518100620352576180/00/04/131/0DDDD/DKKD/KDXDK//D/KDD/D
=SBU=Dmytro=114871614100530492420180/03/013/100/0K/KKKDKK/DKDXKKDDK/K/KDKKDKK/DD
=SBU=sCORDJEH=105751918202428322799230/00/020/131/1DKKDK/KDDKKK/DKTKKK/KDKTKDKK/DDDKDKKDDD
=SBU=8221040504021579167795590/03/037/362/1

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Player Chats
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: mad polak
fin^R^T|limitless [Countdown]: u will be mad after 4-0
fin^R^T|limitless [Countdown]: izi
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Countdown]: ofc
fin|nishimura [Countdown]: :XD
fin^R^T|limitless [Countdown]: TRY ME DZIWKO
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Countdown]: u are shit
=SBU=Bori5= [Countdown]: wont matter anyway
fin^R^T|limitless [Countdown]: ZOBACZYMY
fin^R^T|limitless [Countdown]: XD
[9:16]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[8:50]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:46]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[6:06]: Allies transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:53
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: map for noobs
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: map for brainers
=SBU=Dmytro= [Warmup]: u are shit
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: not a map for polaks
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: yeah
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: idiots cant handle it
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: so why u play this?
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: u are so shit
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: u are so shit
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: we will se
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: on deli
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: u will see
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: deli
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: map for pro players
fin|MrSuicideSheep [Warmup]: fuck off
fin|MrSuicideSheep [Warmup]: rup
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: u are shit
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: kankers
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Countdown]: kurwa
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Countdown]: learn to play
fin|nishimura [Countdown]: your mother said im good
=SBU=Bori5= [Countdown]: more 5 day old tzac accounts
=SBU=Bori5= [Countdown]: noobs
[1:48]: The Sea Wall Door has been breached!
[1:33]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:26]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[1:24]: Axis captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:15]: The Sea Wall has been breached!
[0:40]: fin|limitlesscalled a vote.
[0:39]: Vote FAILED! (Change map to sp_delivery_te)
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [0:36]: noobs
fin^R^T|limitless [0:33]: np
=SBU=Dmytro= [0:33]: suck my ballz u little faggot
fin|MrSuicideSheep [0:16]: :D
fin|nishimura [0:14]: you should visit gym before saying shit like this
fin|nishimura [0:10]: :XD
fin^R^T|limitless [0:07]: XD
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [0:07]: u are noob
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:53)
fin|nishimura [Intermission]: and u are little nerd
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: you are pathetic
fin|nishimura [Intermission]: me > you
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Intermission]: u are still noobs :)
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Intermission]: and u seem to be mad
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: you know any other words than noob and nerd?
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: 2 min is more than your mom could handle
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: go out sometimes
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: :Xd
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: i havent said a word called nerd
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: u said it
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: so do u know any more words?
fin|nishimura [Countdown]: yes
fin|nishimura [Countdown]: u suck
=SBU=Bori5= [Countdown]: u can only play delivery
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Countdown]: well u must be low- then
fin|nishimura [Countdown]: and u beach
=SBU=Bori5= [Countdown]: easiest map ever
[11:32]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:54]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:54]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:42]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:40]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:26]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[10:24]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:16]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
fin|nishimura [10:06]: sup
[10:03]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[10:03]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 1:56
fin^R^T|limitless [Intermission]: HI HO
fin|MrSuicideSheep [Intermission]: guys
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: pro
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: delivery
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: pracc 24/7
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: YOUR MOM PRACC 24/7
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: noobs
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: :XD
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: :XD
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: :XD
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: under my desk
fin|MrSuicideSheep [Warmup]: :D
fin|MrSuicideSheep [Warmup]: :D
fin|MrSuicideSheep [Warmup]: :D
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: we let u win this
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: NP
fin^R^T|limitless [Countdown]: GL WITH FLAG
fin|nishimura [1:04]: :XD
[1:03]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (1:56)
fin^R^T|limitless [Intermission]: dzieki
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: can u hit?
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Countdown]: shoot better than 20 acc pls
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Countdown]: noob
=SBU=Bori5= [Countdown]: hf nolifing polish poor shitty nerds
fin|nishimura [Countdown]: o would hit u on lan
fin|MrSuicideSheep [6:38]: :D
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [6:35]: idiot?'
fin|nishimura [6:11]: sup brothers
fin^R^T|limitless [6:08]: bored:S
[5:51]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[5:47]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[5:19]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
fin|nishimura [5:15]: nice
fin|nishimura [5:13]: guys
fin^R^T|limitless [5:11]: FINALLY
fin^R^T|limitless [5:11]: XD
fin|nishimura [5:10]: really nice
fin^R^T|limitless [5:05]: TEAM EE
fin^R^T|limitless [5:04]: XD
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [5:04]: u think u wont get fullhold here :D?
=SBU=Bori5= [5:02]: nerds so happy?
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [4:56]: team random?
fin|nishimura [4:53]: we will set time like 7 min
[4:53]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[4:39]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
fin|MrSuicideSheep [3:32]: :D
fin|nishimura [3:06]: brain
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [2:59]: u are retard
fin^R^T|limitless [2:59]: no brains
=SBU=Bori5= [2:59]: :DD
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [2:56]: no brain involved
fin^R^T|limitless [2:34]: NOBRAIN DETECTED
fin^R^T|limitless [2:31]: no brai
fin|nishimura [2:31]: :XD
fin^R^T|limitless [2:31]: n
fin^R^T|limitless [2:31]: XD
=SBU=Bori5= [2:22]: haha
=SBU=Bori5= [2:20]: limitless
=SBU=Bori5= [2:19]: :DDDDD
fin|nishimura [2:18]: XD:
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [2:13]: limitless xD
=SBU=Bori5= [2:12]: hf getting banned, all 3 of you
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [2:11]: niec cheats
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [2:09]: haha :D:DD
fin^R^T|limitless [2:06]: :XD
fin|MrSuicideSheep [2:06]: :D
=SBU=Bori5= [2:04]: the crosshair locks on head
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [1:59]: aimbot
fin^R^T|limitless [1:50]: your mom:XD
=SBU=Bori5= [1:46]: mad coz got raped and cant play without bot?
=SBU=Bori5= [1:46]: :DDDD
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [1:44]: gtv speccing u
fin|nishimura [1:42]: sponsored by chaplja
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [1:41]: u are too obv
=SBU=Bori5= [1:40]: hf limitless
=SBU=Bori5= [1:39]: :)
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [1:36]: although I didnt notice anything
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [1:33]: but its obv
=SBU=Bori5= [1:28]: wassabi, you will be banned for knowingly playing with a cheater as well
=SBU=Bori5= [1:24]: just so you know
fin^R^T|limitless [1:16]: TRY
fin^R^T|limitless [1:15]: ^^
fin|nishimura [0:57]: BORI 5 nice dmg
fin^R^T|limitless [0:55]: XD
fin^R^T|limitless [0:52]: SKILLED
fin^R^T|limitless [0:52]: GUYS
=SBU=Bori5= [0:49]: im shit in supply
fin^R^T|limitless [0:47]: we see
fin^R^T|limitless [0:46]: XDDDDDDD
=SBU=Bori5= [0:44]: at least i don't need a bot
=SBU=Bori5= [0:42]: to improve my skill
=SBU=Bori5= [0:40]: im not so pathetic
[0:38]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
fin|nishimura [0:37]: you should get one man
fin|nishimura [0:35]: u so shit
fin|nishimura [0:35]: :S
fin^R^T|limitless [0:33]: XD
=SBU=Bori5= [0:28]: yet i rolled you in delivery
fin|nishimura [0:25]: :XD
fin|nishimura [0:25]: :XD
fin^R^T|limitless [0:25]: where?
fin|nishimura [0:25]: :XD
=SBU=Bori5= [0:12]: everywhere?
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Intermission]: how can u shoot lowest dmg with cheats :d
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: u are pathetic noob
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Warmup]: suicide also cheating
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: XD
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: all sharing one bot?
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: :P
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: AREK CZITERZE
fin|nishimura [Warmup]: :XD
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: WYLACZ TO
fin^R^T|limitless [Warmup]: !
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: god damn polaks
=SBU=Bori5= [Warmup]: :P
[9:47]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:43]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:24]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
fin|nishimura [9:23]: :XD
fin|nishimura [9:23]: :XD
fin|nishimura [9:23]: :XD
fin|nishimura [9:23]: :XD
[9:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:54]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:24]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:16]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
fin|MrSuicideSheep [7:46]: :D
[7:19]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:34]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:29]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
fin^R^T|limitless [4:12]: nishi cheating
=SBU=Bori5= [3:57]: hahah limitless
=SBU=Bori5= [3:57]: :DDDDD
=SBU=Bori5= [3:54]: screenshot from etbeach
=SBU=Bori5= [3:52]: :DDDDDDD
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [3:49]: haha :DDDd
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [3:48]: hahahahahaa :D
=SBU=Bori5= [3:45]: console open
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [3:44]: u are so fucked
=SBU=Bori5= [3:44]: IDIOT
fin^R^T|limitless [3:43]: send me later
=SBU=Bori5= [3:43]: :DDDDDD
=SBU=Bori5= [3:40]: IDIOT
=SBU=Bori5= [3:37]: you got the ocnsole open
=SBU=Bori5= [3:36]: hack menu
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [3:35]: will send it to ch
=SBU=Bori5= [3:35]: :DDDDDD
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [3:33]: cn
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [3:32]: cb
fin^R^T|limitless [3:26]: havent hack menu
=SBU=Bori5= [3:25]: /ncv_aimrandom 0
fin^R^T|limitless [3:25]: there:S
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [3:19]: ncv_aimrandom 0 :DDDD
[3:18]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
=SBU=sCORDJEH= [Intermission]: hahahahahahahaha :D:DD:
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:41 (original: 12:00)
fin^R^T|limitless [Intermission]: got
fin|MrSuicideSheep [Intermission]: gg
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: /ncv_aimhumanvalue 0.2
fin^R^T|limitless [Intermission]: 0.2 now
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: :DDDD
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: hahahaha
fin^R^T|limitless [Intermission]: ye
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: so pathetic
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: such nerds
=SBU=Dmytro= [Intermission]: fking moron
=SBU=Bori5= [Intermission]: need to cheat in officials

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.