Toto&Harry vs UF# United Forces (3391 views)

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ro Robert


ESL 2on2 Winter League 2011 - Division 2
Matchweek 3
23.01.12 20:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth =T[flx]H= 70 kills
Killing Spree =T[nrdj]H= 6 frags without being killed
Accountant =T[nrdj]H= 80% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! =T[flx]H= 17 gibs
...and stay dead! =T[flx]H= 24% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning =T[flx]H= 54 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! =T[flx]H= 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer =T[flx]H= 212 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ^puF mAsterUnlimiteD 324 damage per frag
What objective? =T[flx]H= 478 XP
Red Shirt ^puF mAsterUnlimiteD 97 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? =T[nrdj]H= 14 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore =T[flx]H= 239 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sadFace 4 team kills
Gingerbread man ^puF mAsterUnlimiteD 37 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
=T[flx]H=7947870891701301489012736590/05/154/5410/421314345
=T[nrdj]H=80453577180030107018947720/08/549/330/4188126614
=T[7993112716025016025591216831310/013/5103/3310/4201135510
sadFace5136746911104249498115162790/04/740/576/320612738
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD5641654979013712185140752010/03/749/483/8226145512
F mAsterUnlimi5378310018820056121683255914800/07/789/489/8216136410
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=T[flx]H=146125191340053825270500/00/015/84/0KKDKKKKDKKDKK/KDKK//DDK/DKKDK/KK
=T[nrdj]H=756091210071737173800/00/29/20/1K/K/K/DKKK/K/DK/KD/DD
=T[1111852825500125562444300/00/224/104/1
sadFace4069820100419792556180/02/06/150/1D/DKDDDKK/DK/DDDDKDDD/KDKKDD
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD2378521000924643006480/00/04/91/3D//DDD//D/DDK/KD/K/DKD/DKD
^uF mAsterUnlimi3214713411001344435562660/02/010/241/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=T[flx]H=681051522301837053111190/00/012/142/0KK/KTDK//K/DDK/D/DKDK/DKDKDDKKDK/KDDKD
=T[nrdj]H=1460214100312531889180/00/22/100/0DDXD/D/DDDDDD/KDK
=T[4116517364011149585000370/00/214/242/0
sadFace5369713201518412341120/00/08/80/0DKDXD/D///KD/TKKKDDKKD
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD1121071816301731592617360/02/017/70/2DK/TKK/K/KDKK/K/KK/KDK/KXDKDDKKDKDKD
^uF mAsterUnlimi8317625295021250004958480/02/025/150/2
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=T[flx]H=753034000073978300/01/02/40/0DDKKDDK
=T[nrdj]H=8047450002609461180/00/04/30/0KD/K/DDKK
=T[787779000213481244180/01/06/70/0
sadFace661923200030851500/00/12/20/0KDKDD
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD1003755000193683300/00/05/40/0D/KKKDKDKD
^uF mAsterUnlimi83567820011244134800/00/17/60/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=T[flx]H=5004851100084566900/01/03/11/0KDKKKK
=T[nrdj]H=35051720000116857300/04/13/10/0KDKKKKKKD
=T[4259912310002013124200/05/16/21/0
sadFace25312800126189101230/01/21/31/1DKD/DDDK/DT
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD1410170001624110300/00/31/30/1KDDD/DDDX
^uF mAsterUnlimi20413150013124220131230/01/52/61/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=T[flx]H=58771424500931913091400/01/012/121/3K/DKKDDDDDKK//DD/K/K/DK/DDDKK/KKK/KDDD
=T[nrdj]H=13711722164001130951912360/03/019/30/2K/D/K/KDDK/K/DK/K/K/K/KKKK/KKKKK/KKKKD
=T[9819436409002062865003760/04/031/151/5
sadFace441011227300624352545400/00/38/174/1DKK//DDK/KKDKDKDDKDK/D/DDDKDDDDDDDDK/DK
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD3385824200925683741400/00/17/141/0D//DKDK/K/D//DDDKDD/K//KDDDDKDKD
^uF mAsterUnlimi3918620515001550036286800/00/415/315/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
=T[flx]H=5693142540082585237700/02/110/152/1/DD/KDKDKDK//KK/K/K/DDKKDDKD/KKDDDKDDDD
=T[nrdj]H=59118132220072839237400/01/012/140/1/DDDDDK/DK/KKKDDKDDDKDKK///K/DKKDDK
=T[582112747600155424475100/03/122/292/2
sadFace75781520302723172649860/01/115/121/0/K/KKDK/KDDDTDKKK/KKDK/DDKDT//KDDDKKD
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD709917244001024342775770/01/315/111/2/K/KDKK/KD/DK/DDDDDX//DKDKKK/DDDKX/KKKKK/DK
^uF mAsterUnlimi73177324470217475154241630/02/430/232/2

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Player Chats
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [Warmup]: :D :D :D
sadFace [Warmup]: I suck guys
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[11:13]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[9:08]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:32]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[7:32]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:31]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:22]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[7:06]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:40]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:35]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
=T[flx]H= [5:48]: :D!
=T[flx]H= [5:48]: :D!
=T[flx]H= [5:48]: :]!
=T[flx]H= [5:48]: :D!
=T[flx]H= [5:48]: :]!
[4:05]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:14]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:34]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:17]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[2:17]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 9:42
=T[nrdj]H= [Intermission]: WTF
=T[flx]H= [Intermission]: :DD:D
sadFace [Intermission]: IT WAS OPEN
=T[flx]H= [Intermission]: nice
sadFace [Intermission]: WHAT THE FUCK
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [Intermission]: WE ARE IDIOTS:)
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=T[flx]H= [Warmup]: same for us
sadFace [Warmup]: delivery
sadFace [Warmup]: epic map
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [Warmup]: FUCK ME:))
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[9:10]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[8:55]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[8:17]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:17]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[7:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:57]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:07]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
sadFace [4:00]: letting him play
[3:42]: Axis have returned the objective!
[3:42]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:44]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:17]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[0:59]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[0:55]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[0:49]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[0:48]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [0:14]: GG
sadFace [0:10]: wp
=T[flx]H= [0:00]: loosing against low
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:42)
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [Intermission]: YEA
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [Intermission]: WE ARE POKE
sadFace [Intermission]: u mad brah
=T[flx]H= [Intermission]: yes i am
[Intermission]: Axis have returned the objective!
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[9:15]: The Main Door has been breached!
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [8:45]: side on
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [8:44]: ?
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [8:38]: k
sadFace [8:37]: nice one informing us
sadFace [8:32]: bout that lil detail
[8:27]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:21]: Axis have returned the objective!
[8:19]: Storage Wall destroyed!
[7:45]: The Service Door has been breached!
[6:27]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:32
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[2:00]: The Main Door has been breached!
=T[nrdj]H= [0:06]: gg
sadFace [0:05]: [27/07/11] <gAzerX> everyone whats know a cfg not only the screenshot can everyone what that have send me pm with the cfg
sadFace [0:05]: [27/07/11] <gAzerX> everyone whats know a cfg not only the screenshot can everyone what that have send me pm with the cfg
sadFace [0:04]: [27/07/11] <gAzerX> everyone whats know a cfg not only the screenshot can everyone what that have send me pm with the cfg
sadFace [0:04]: [27/07/11] <gAzerX> everyone whats know a cfg not only the screenshot can everyone what that have send me pm with the cfg
sadFace [0:04]: [27/07/11] <gAzerX> everyone whats know a cfg not only the screenshot can everyone what that have send me pm with the cfg
=T[flx]H= [0:00]: [16:52] ToNiC| gOG'/Marco: omg nerdje ist 1on1 ladder platz 10 und 2on2 ladder platz 1 soll gOG gleich im spawn stehen bleiben?
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:32)
sadFace [Intermission]: english bitch
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [Intermission]: :D
sadFace [Intermission]: [27/07/11] <gAzerX> everyone whats know a cfg not only the screenshot can everyone what that have send me pm with the cfg
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[11:09]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:12]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:25]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[4:47]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[0:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
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[10:22]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:18]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:32]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:18]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:59]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
=T[flx]H= [7:20]: WTFG SUDD
=T[flx]H= [7:19]: SRSLZ
[6:31]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:25]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[2:41]: The Allied Truck is in position!
=T[flx]H= [1:45]: GET INTERNET
sadFace [1:40]: U MAD ?
=T[flx]H= [1:38]: 3-3 gg ;D
^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [1:36]: :d :d d:
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
sadFace [Intermission]: so
sadFace [Intermission]: do we have to play another map ?
sadFace [Intermission]: cuz I gotta eat
=T[flx]H= [Intermission]: i guess so
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^puF mAsterUnlimiteD [Warmup]: yea
=T[nrdj]H= [Warmup]: :')
=T[nrdj]H= [Warmup]: :')

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