Unbelievable Tekkers vs Empire! (2928 views)

gb darkrider
gb fumble
se IcEcrusT
de BUTZi
si squAze
it Shoesi
12.02.12 17:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth eE'SQUAPZQI 47 kills
Killing Spree U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA 6 frags without being killed
Accountant eE'SQUAPZQI 104% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! eE'SQUAPZQI 15 gibs
...and stay dead! eE'SQUAPZQI 32% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning eE'SQUAPZQI 37 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! eE'SQUAPZQI 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA 178 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! eE'butzi 294 damage per frag
What objective? eE'SQUAPZQI 299 XP
Red Shirt eE'butzi 55 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? eE'butzi 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA 198 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe 1 team kills
Gingerbread man eE'Shoesi 16 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe8423838456011365386587480/03/132/294/217214654
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA9324739421100774967618720/02/134/292/519218165
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi72248385281110665268963040/04/031/334/917513035
eE'Shoesi0302000018430100/00/00/20/0015102
U/TEKKERZ.8173611514125123020870214024240/09/097/210/013515244
eE'butzi42172235560013474362351590/00/421/362/320611339
eE'SQUAPZQI102299474515118817572271120/01/237/3010/317415754
eE'Shoesi75249385110001668315961180/01/332/284/418011746
eE'7172010815131113719749194232890/02/390/2816/418712946
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe10069151530162347205780/01/013/92/0K/K/DKKK/KDDTKKDK//KDKKDKDKK/DD
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA12570151250011910230300/01/012/102/1KDKDDKKDK/KKKKKKDKDDKDKKDDD
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi6069915100318432264360/01/08/100/3DKDD/KDKKD/XDDK/DDKKDDKKD
U/TEKKERZ.9520839429011061006624440/03/033/294/4
eE'butzi4571920100319342175370/00/29/140/1DDKKD//DDKDDDDKD/DDKKDDDKDKDK
eE'SQUAPZQI118112131171032337172700/00/110/53/1KKDKKD/DKDKDKSKKKKD/K/DK
eE'Shoesi5284101950042353219800/00/09/131/2DDKK/DD/KDDDKDKDK/KDD/DDDKKKD
eE'72267325013101066246100370/00/328/324/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe507291800052191243900/00/19/120/1KKD//DK//KDDKDDXDKDDDK/DKDKD
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA9287131430022978257200/01/012/100/2DKK/KKK/DKKDDKDKDKDKDDKDDKD
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi588810173113178121482500/00/08/103/3/DDD/KDDDKSTKDKDDKDKKKD/DKKD
U/TEKKERZ.67247324961110695071592500/01/129/323/6
eE'butzi4739817200513962160680/00/07/121/1DD/K/DDDDK/KKDDD/DKK/DDKKX
eE'SQUAPZQI125951512201129082391940/00/011/115/0K/DKKDDKKKDKKDDKDKDDKKKKDDKT
eE'Shoesi1001071515200628552399180/01/114/60/2/KKDDDK/KKK/KDKDKKKKDKD/K//KDD
eE'91241384460112715969501800/01/132/296/3
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe5041481001765121700/00/04/60/1DK/DKDKDDKDD
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA5841712300417251598180/00/16/50/2K/DD/KDKD/K/DDDDKKK
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi5841712200315421217180/00/07/70/2DK//DKDDKDKK/KDDDKD
U/TEKKERZ.551231832600840324032360/00/117/180/5
eE'butzi7128571002781104200/00/04/51/0D/DKDDKKKK/D
eE'SQUAPZQI8143911400316281626180/01/07/71/0KDDK/KDKKKDDKDK/K/DD
eE'Shoesi1115810930041623136400/00/07/53/0K//KKKDKDKDK/KDK/KD
eE'881292427800940324032180/01/018/175/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe2505610420011235874400/02/06/22/0DDKK/KKKKKDKKK
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA100494400008831145540/00/04/40/0DKKDKDDK
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi1505012820011486126700/03/08/61/1KDKDKKKDKDKDKDDK/KKK
eE'Shoesi0302000018430100/00/00/20/0DD
U/TEKKERZ.1251582618400237883587940/05/018/143/1
eE'butzi9341112003632858540/00/21/50/1D/D//DDDDKDD
eE'SQUAPZQI9049101120011302148300/00/19/71/2KKKDKK/DDKDKKDKDDKDDD
eE'Shoesi3703800020000/00/22/40/0KD/DDDDKDK/
eE'45831430400619342341540/00/512/161/3

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Player Chats
[Countdown]: Vote passed!
eE'Shoesi [Countdown]: HF
[10:45]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:08]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:37]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:02]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:49]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:20]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:01]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:00]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:47]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[3:38]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:21
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA [Intermission]: gg
eE'SQUAPZQI [Intermission]: wp
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi [Warmup]: :) rup :S
[7:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:07]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:49]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:12]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:54]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:43]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:41]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:33]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:21]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:49]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi [1:50]: scared the shit out of me
eE'SQUAPZQI [1:44]: :D
eE'Shoesi [0:22]: gg wp
eE'SQUAPZQI [0:02]: )
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA [0:02]: gg
[0:01]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:19 (original: 8:21)
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA [Intermission]: 1
eE'Shoesi [Intermission]: >D
U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA [Intermission]: sec
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi [Warmup]: :) rup :S
eE'Shoesi [Countdown]: hf
[11:00]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:17]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:17]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:15]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe [8:56]: if i didnt lag then
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe [8:54]: i had that
[8:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[8:35]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:14]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:11]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[8:09]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
eE'Shoesi [8:08]: (:
eE'Shoesi [8:08]: (:
[7:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:46]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:37]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:17]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:13]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 4:46
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi [Warmup]: :) rup :S
[4:03]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[4:00]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
[3:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
eE'Shoesi [1:59]: (:
[1:40]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[1:40]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[1:32]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[1:11]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:08]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:08]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:05]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe [1:05]: fuck me
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe [1:05]: die
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe [1:05]: :D
eE'butzi [1:05]: :D
[1:05]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[1:05]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe [1:05]: you shoulda died :d
[1:05]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[1:05]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
[1:05]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
U/TEKKERZ.shagzi [1:05]: sup?
U/TEKKERZ.mSScRe [1:05]: well
[1:05]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
eE'SQUAPZQI [1:05]: if its not too obvious, he lagged out
[1:05]: eE'Shoesi connected
[1:05]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[1:05]: Axis team locked from spectators by U/TEKKERZ.shagzi
[1:05]: eE'Shoesi Server command overflow
[1:05]: Axis team locked by U/TEKKERZ.shagzi
[1:05]: Match resuming in 120 seconds!
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[1:05]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
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[1:05]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[1:05]: FIGHT!
[0:51]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
eE'Shoesi [0:07]: gg wp ;)
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (4:46)
[Intermission]: eE'Shoesi disconnected
[Intermission]: eE'SQUAPZQI disconnected
[Intermission]: U/TEKKERZ.AnzorA disconnected
[Intermission]: U/TEKKERZ.shagzi disconnected

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