Keyboard Warriors vs turbot (3546 views)

nl xperia
nl joshua
nl squid
fi Webe
fi olDen
fi swanidius
20.02.12 15:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth >>KW<< XPERIA 52 kills
Killing Spree >>KW<< XPERIA 6 frags without being killed
Accountant >>KW<< XPERIA 144% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! >>KW<< XPERIA 15 gibs
...and stay dead! >>KW<< JOSHUA 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning >>KW<< XPERIA 46 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! >>KW<< XPERIA 3 SPAM kills
Fragstealer >>KW<< XPERIA 186 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! re+play Webe 300 damage per frag
What objective? >>KW<< XPERIA 283 XP
Red Shirt ^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN 52 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN 15 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore >>KW<< XPERIA 177 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut re+play Swanidius 1 team kills
Gingerbread man >>KW<< JOSHUA 20 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
>>KW<< XPERIA144283523615001388096113540/03/146/213/116917062
>>KW<< Kleine Man7725234445001868925807360/01/231/242/020313245
>>KW<< JOSHUA882483540100020752863891530/01/033/191/121516034
>>KW<< 10178312112030005123229183092430/05/0110/196/119615444
re+play Swanidius5621127485011056247812640/01/126/331/420816325
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN3818020523001356016637180/02/317/361/1280128215
re+play Webe4217522523008708487801290/01/221/410/1322169311
re+play 455666915211013118309232292110/04/264/412/1270153210
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA7124573002112795200/01/03/51/0D/KK/DKDKDDK
>>KW<< Kleine Man283327000264187100/00/12/40/0DDDKK//DD
>>KW<< JOSHUA57394730021229131600/00/04/50/0DDK/KDKDK/D
>>KW<< 5296112160062997313900/01/19/141/0
re+play Swanidius10036552011882990320/01/05/40/0K/KKDDKDTKD
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN12521540001885958180/01/24/20/0K/KDDKXKKD
re+play Webe100465510011372104900/00/05/30/1KDK/KDDKDK
re+play 1081031514301331392997500/02/214/90/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA116377610031253705180/00/07/30/0KDDKK/KK/K/KD
>>KW<< Kleine Man10027440002738517180/01/03/20/0K//KDDKK
>>KW<< JOSHUA1404475300114171128500/01/06/40/0KDDKK/KDKDKK
>>KW<< 1191081815400634082350860/02/016/90/0
re+play Swanidius5030361001823111500/00/13/40/0D/KDKDKDD
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN402925100056989700/00/02/50/0DKDKDDD
re+play Webe4418490001958139600/00/14/70/0DKK/KDDDDDDKD
re+play 457792020022350340800/00/29/160/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA1551302818800841443025180/02/124/82/1KDDKDKDKDK/KKKKKK/K/K/K/K/K/DKDKKDKKK/KDKKKKKD
>>KW<< Kleine Man100121212140093789305000/00/119/112/0K/KD/KDKDKK//DDKD/K/KKKKDKDKDKKK/KK/KK/DDD
>>KW<< JOSHUA829514172001133692504180/00/013/61/0KKDKDDDDK/K/K/K//KK/K/K//KK/K/D
>>KW<< 1123466356140028113028579360/02/256/255/1
re+play Swanidius461011226000624733924320/00/012/160/4DKDDK//DDDK/K//KKDDDDKDDKDDKD/DDKDDKDK
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN2593832200102595306500/01/16/201/1DK//K/DKK///D/DD/DDDDDDDKDD/KDD/DDDDKDKD
re+play Webe32868252004351143131290/01/17/200/0DKDK/DD/KKKDDKDD/DDDDDDD/KDDDDDKD
re+play 342802883400208579113021610/02/225/561/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA24092125300022851431180/00/012/50/0KKKKDKDKKDKDDKKKK
>>KW<< Kleine Man5871712100517241369180/00/07/70/0KDK//KD/KDD/DDK/KKD
>>KW<< JOSHUA90701011200615131441850/00/010/40/1K//DKK/K//KKDDKKDKD/K
>>KW<< 129233292860011552242411210/00/029/160/1
re+play Swanidius634471120021446178300/00/06/91/0KD/KKDDKDKDK/DKDDD
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN453751100021552171700/00/05/90/0D/DDK/KDDKDKDKDD
re+play Webe382551300021243202200/00/05/110/0DDDDDDK/DKK/KDDKDD
re+play 49106173520064241552200/00/016/291/0

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Player Chats
>>KW<< Kleine Man [Warmup]: WHERE SUNGIM8?
re+play Webe [Warmup]: dont ask swani
re+play Webe [Warmup]: he gets mad :XD
>>KW<< Kleine Man [Warmup]: I loll'd in rl O.O XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
re+play Swanidius [Warmup]: ye would like to know also
re+play Webe [Warmup]: squid didnt you die in carfire?
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: no that was your father
re+play Webe [Warmup]: ye
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: lets go !
re+play Webe [Warmup]: but werent they together on that car?
re+play Webe [Warmup]: :/
>>KW<< Kleine Man [Countdown]: sAntje: ik vind jullie echt gewoon grappig hahaha de helft is volgens mij 18+ en whined als iemand van mijn leeftijd dat is gewoon kanker grappig.... zoek een leven aub
>>KW<< JOSHUA [Countdown]: : D
[7:54]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:41]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
[6:27]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:32
re+play Swanidius [Intermission]: :l
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: was that luger kill worth it olden
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: :D
re+play Swanidius [Warmup]: no
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN [Countdown]: yes
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN [Countdown]: 2 hs
>>KW<< XPERIA [Countdown]: :D!
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN [Countdown]: luger
re+play Swanidius [Countdown]: he dumb
>>KW<< Kleine Man [Countdown]: I loll'd in rl O.O XXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[2:02]: The Doors are opening!!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:32)
re+play Swanidius [Warmup]: juti said that olden has evolved, he lied:(
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: come come now, dont blame it all on poor olden
re+play Swanidius [Warmup]: but they always blame me!
re+play Webe [Warmup]: cos ur fucking shit swani
re+play Webe [Warmup]: sry
re+play Swanidius [Warmup]: hehe:D
re+play Swanidius [Warmup]: lowskilltalking
re+play Webe [Countdown]: :S
>>KW<< Kleine Man [Countdown]: thats why we play with saKen
>>KW<< Kleine Man [Countdown]: he high
>>KW<< Kleine Man [11:58]: ^.^
[11:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:48]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:28]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:26]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:40]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[11:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[11:17]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:01]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:48]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[10:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
re+play Swanidius [9:49]: stop stealing my stamina
[9:47]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:44]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
>>KW<< Kleine Man [9:17]: ^.^
[8:53]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[8:33]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[8:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[8:25]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[8:12]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
^Qre+^Qplay ^WOLDEN [7:21]: gg
re+play Swanidius [6:57]: xD?
[6:05]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:54 (original: 12:00)
>>KW<< XPERIA [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: >>KW<< XPERIA disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KW<< JOSHUA disconnected
[Intermission]: re+play OLDEN disconnected
[Intermission]: re+play Webe disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KW<< Kleine Man disconnected

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