Unbelievable Tekkers vs bacardi team (3511 views)

gb fumble
gb darkrider
se IcEcrusT
pl upload
pl wassabi
gb hsTE
24.02.12 17:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth BACARDI[upload] 63 kills
Killing Spree BACARDI[upload] 5 frags without being killed
Accountant BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] 100% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] 12 gibs
...and stay dead! [uTs] shagZi 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning BACARDI[upload] 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! BACARDI[upload] 9 SPAM kills
Fragstealer BACARDI[upload] 124 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! -=uTs=-IcEcrusT 256 damage per frag
What objective? BACARDI[upload] 378 XP
Red Shirt [uTs] shagZi 80 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? -=uTs=-mSScRe 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore -=uTs=-mSScRe 166 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut [uTs] shagZi 3 team kills
Gingerbread man BACARDI[upload] 24 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG]10033559591202191053587252260/06/247/356/317914844
BACARDI[^Wwassabi]66254416280223777375292810/04/235/374/119012136
BACARDI[upload]9537863661102241073093841750/05/165/379/217014254
BACARDI[8796716318731066629038256386820/015/1147/3719/218013745
-=uTs=-mSScRe6229943691101149127114931010/02/640/472/3212167512
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT492633673800119324108251930/02/430/513/825914827
[uTs] shagZi442753680111319829899573490/02/635/452/923112337
uTs5283711522230144426749322756430/06/6105/457/923414639
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG]8110918226011141153275730/03/014/102/1/KK/K/DDKKD/T/KKDDK/DDKK//KD/DK/KKK/DKKDK
BACARDI[^Wwassabi]8110618224001338433456360/01/016/91/0K/DKKKD/DDK/K/DDK//KK/K/DK//KKK/K/K/DKDK
BACARDI[upload]11213527243001242382742180/02/021/134/0/KDD/KDK/D/KKK/KK/KKKXK/KKDDKDKKD/KKKK/KK/KD/K/KDDKD
BACARDI[9135063681301361219694731270/06/051/327/1
-=uTs=-mSScRe34881029300636424828750/00/310/210/0/KDDK//K/DDDDDXDK/KKDKDDDDDD/DDDDDKDKDKD
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT3873102620033173402400/00/29/181/4DKDKDDDKDDKDDDKXDDKDDD//DDK/DDDDKKDKD
[uTs] shagZi42110122810211265833441180/00/113/121/4/DDKKDKK//DD/TTDK/D/K/KDK/DDKDD/KD/KDDDK/D
uTs382713283602209473121961930/00/632/512/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG]668310152003215922201480/00/19/101/2DDDKDD/KKDD/K/KDXKDKKDDKDK
BACARDI[^Wwassabi]561019163015234221622100/00/19/111/0K/KK/KK//DDDDKDDKKXDTDDDDK/
BACARDI[upload]951021920501433703238550/02/018/150/1DKDDKD/KDDK/KD/KK/KKKKTDDKKDKDKDDKKDDKKD
BACARDI[722863851100212787176204130/02/236/362/3
-=uTs=-mSScRe121851714300423442505180/00/117/90/1K/DK/KKDKKKKDDKDDK/DKKDKDKK/KDKX
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT63721219400428992897670/01/09/142/1KDKDKDK/DDDDKKDDDK/KKDDDK/K/KDD
[uTs] shagZi507410203116237724692310/01/19/121/0/KD/DD/KKKKDDDDDKK/DKK/KDD/DDST
uTs782313953101114762078713160/02/235/353/2
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG]705571020021707138800/00/05/80/0DKK//DKKDKDDDKDKD
BACARDI[^Wwassabi]62471016101215881911350/01/18/122/1D/DDDKKDDDDDDKDKKDKDKTK/KDK
BACARDI[upload]18898179300327371632360/00/115/52/1KDKKKD/KKKKKDKKKDK/KDDX/KKK
BACARDI[1072003435601760324931710/01/228/254/2
-=uTs=-mSScRe9269121340121654202580/02/09/92/1DKTDKKKKDDKKKKKDDD/KDDK/DD
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT6059610100014121680720/00/16/90/0DDKDDKDDDKDKDKKD
[uTs] shagZi7151101460011865232700/01/19/90/3KKXDDD/KDKDDKKKDKDKDKDDDD
uTs7417928371101349316032800/03/224/272/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG]20088241220132554184250/03/119/73/0DKDK/TKKK/DKKKKDKKK/KKKKDKKDKDKKKDKKD
BACARDI[^Wwassabi]5004800030000/02/02/50/0DKXD/KD//KKX
BACARDI[upload]04301300153851772660/01/011/43/0DKDK/K/KK/KKKK/KDKK/KDKT
BACARDI[8313128332021129393614710/06/132/166/0
-=uTs=-mSScRe305741310021487213500/00/24/80/1K/KDDKDDDDDDDK/DD
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT4459818100418402224540/01/16/100/3K//KDDKD/DDDDDKDDK/DDKDKKD
[uTs] shagZi224041810011398181700/00/34/120/2KDDDDD/DKDDDKDDKDDDDDD
uTs321561649300747256176540/01/614/300/6

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Player Chats
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [Warmup]: this isnt fair
-=uTs=-mSScRe [Warmup]: hste mum says dinners ready soon bro
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [Warmup]: my team speaks polish on ts
BACARDI[^Wwassabi] [Warmup]: (:
BACARDI[upload] [Warmup]: :XD
-=uTs=-mSScRe [Warmup]: :)
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [Warmup]: come on lads
[uTs] shagZi [Warmup]: :) rup :S
BACARDI[upload] [Countdown]: hf
[5:52]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:44]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:50]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[2:17]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [1:04]: gg
[0:43]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[uTs] shagZi [0:43]: on phone
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [Warmup]: tup
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [Warmup]: rup
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [Warmup]: luke you mong
[uTs] shagZi [Warmup]: :) rup :S
[10:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
-=uTs=-mSScRe [9:54]: :)
[9:37]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:27]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:24]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:50]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:14]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:44]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:15]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:14]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[5:28]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:27]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:14]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
-=uTs=-mSScRe [5:10]: :)
BACARDI[upload] [3:29]: :XD
BACARDI[upload] [3:29]: :XD
BACARDI[upload] [3:29]: :XD
BACARDI[upload] [3:29]: :XD
BACARDI[upload] [3:29]: :XD
BACARDI[upload] [3:29]: :XD
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [2:28]: ggs
[2:02]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:57 (original: 12:00)
[uTs] shagZi [Warmup]: :) rup :S
[10:59]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
BACARDI[upload] [10:30]: :XD
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [10:27]: fat fuck
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [10:27]: :D
-=uTs=-mSScRe [10:20]: :)
BACARDI[^Wwassabi] [9:13]: ;x
[8:38]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[8:38]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[8:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:04]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[7:39]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[7:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[7:04]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[6:57]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
BACARDI[^Wwassabi] [6:53]: :x
[6:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:53]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:41]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:37]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[5:09]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:05]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[5:05]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:54
[uTs] shagZi [Warmup]: :) rup :S
BACARDI[^Wwassabi] [6:26]: (:
[6:10]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[6:01]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
-=uTs=-mSScRe [5:56]: :)
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [5:53]: UNBELIEVABLE TEKKERS!!!
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [5:52]: :)
[5:06]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
BACARDI[^Wwassabi] [5:05]: (:
BACARDI[^Wwassabi] [5:05]: (:
[4:43]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[4:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
-=uTs=-mSScRe [4:01]: KURWA
[4:00]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[uTs] shagZi [4:00]: YOU FAT CAWWWW
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [4:01]: eating cheesedoodles
[uTs] shagZi [4:01]: ?
[4:00]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[uTs] shagZi [4:01]: errrm?
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [4:01]: making my mouse sticky
[uTs] shagZi [4:01]: A what in the doodle
[4:00]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[uTs] shagZi [4:00]: mmmm you're a sticky wicky boy?
[uTs] shagZi [4:00]: touch me
[uTs] shagZi [4:00]: i like you
[4:00]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [4:01]: sush
[uTs] shagZi [4:00]: want to hold hands and blunder into each others bumholes.
[4:01]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
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[4:01]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[4:01]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[4:01]: FIGHT!
[3:13]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [3:11]: :)
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [3:11]: :)
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [3:11]: :)
[uTs] shagZi [2:18]: dip shits
-=uTs=-mSScRe [2:06]: fucking scum get ah easd
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [2:04]: :{D
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [2:04]: :{D
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [1:52]: haha
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [1:50]: knew it
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [1:48]: still
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [1:43]: didnt excpect it
[1:19]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
BACARDI[upload] [1:07]: :XD
BACARDI^I[hsTELAG] [0:02]: gg
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:54)
-=uTs=-IcEcrusT [Intermission]: :D
-=uTs=-mSScRe [Intermission]: GGS WP
[Intermission]: BACARDI[wassabi] disconnected
[Intermission]: BACARDI[hsTELAG] disconnected
-=uTs=-mSScRe [Intermission]: dar/quji/quit
-=uTs=-mSScRe [Intermission]: :Dd
[Intermission]: -=uTs=-mSScRe disconnected
[Intermission]: BACARDI[upload] disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.