Keyboard Warriors vs pwn-team (3355 views)

nl xPERiA
ee Nait
gb razz
ee Aiht
de sCow
nl joshua
26.02.12 00:15 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth pwners. scOw 82 kills
Killing Spree pwners. JOSHUA 7 frags without being killed
Accountant pwners. JOSHUA 119% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! pwners. A!ht 22 gibs
...and stay dead! pwners. A!ht 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning pwners. scOw 75 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! >>KW<< NAIT 15 SPAM kills
Fragstealer pwners. scOw 165 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! >>KW<< RAZ3R 267 damage per frag
What objective? pwners. JOSHUA 578 XP
Red Shirt >>KW<< NAIT 100 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? >>KW<< NAIT 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore pwners. JOSHUA 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut pwners. A!ht 3 team kills
Gingerbread man >>KW<< NAIT 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
>>KW<< XPERIA88425748318111514806140661520/02/268/595/620016734
>>KW<< NAIT51378521001011269541124931050/00/138/6515/10183124313
>>KW<< RAZ3R5732150876021012619146814010/01/241/7110/6252169411
>>KW<< 65112417627034245136966412406580/03/2147/7130/621215339
pwners. A!ht57434569922032412025126413860/01/250/648/1121512849
pwners. scOw99449828114222213086122013040/00/175/479/1316014764
pwners. JOSHUA119578806722022416129121242150/04/073/395/620218175
pwners. 88146121824758277041240369669050/05/0198/3922/619215266
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA1041232221610645703497400/02/118/132/0/KK/KKKSDDKK/DKKKDKDKDK/DKDKK/KK/DKDKKDKDDD
>>KW<< NAIT901001820400828682793180/00/013/115/2DDXKKKDK/D/DKK/DKD/K//KK/KDKDKDDKKK/DKK
>>KW<< RAZ3R10010119191014375235471300/00/015/155/0KKK/KTDKK/K/KDKDDKKDDKDDKKKDDDKK/DDDDKK
>>KW<< 9832459601111181119098371880/02/146/3912/2
pwners. A!ht28100932201726923594920/01/28/191/4DKDDDDDKD//KDKDDDDK/D/DD/DKDDDDK/DTDDKDK/D
pwners. scOw731081926400835343803360/00/018/141/5DDDDKD/K///KDK/DKK/DDDKK/DK/DKDDDKDKKKKKKXKDKD
pwners. JOSHUA651261320100436113793760/00/013/130/3KDK/DDDDKKDD/KK/DDK/KDKKDKDKDDDDK
pwners. 553344178701199837111902040/01/239/462/12

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA5081918601220933013260/00/010/140/2KDKDDDDKKDKKD/DDKD/DKTDDDKDD
>>KW<< NAIT46961226101717532900690/00/011/152/5DDKDDDKDDDKD//TKDDD/DDDK/KDDDK/DK/KKKXK/
>>KW<< RAZ3R3473823101232673585890/00/06/233/0KDDKDKDDDK/DXDDDDDDDDKX/DDDDTDKDKK
>>KW<< 43250296780311711394981840/00/027/525/7
pwners. A!ht709314209026310628641680/00/014/142/1DDKDDKDKD//KDD/KTKKDT/KK/DKXK/KDKKDDD
pwners. scOw1188819160118261721572320/00/016/64/2DKK/K/K/KDKK/D/KKK/KXK/KDKKDK/KDKSTKD
pwners. JOSHUA1641242314601637752092360/00/023/81/2KKK/K/KKK/KKDKD/KD/KKKKKXKKKDK/DTKKDDKXD
pwners. 1173055650151420949871134360/00/053/287/5
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA6662101530001819259800/00/19/121/2DDDDKKDKKDKKDDKKDDDDDDKDK
>>KW<< NAIT256552011041173228800/00/05/130/3D/DDDD/DDDD/DKD/DSKDDKKDDK
>>KW<< RAZ3R465271510031992246600/01/06/100/2DD/DD//KKKKDKDDDDDKDKD
>>KW<< 46179225051074984735200/01/120/351/7
pwners. A!ht92761213200421501798360/00/011/81/1KKK/K/K/KKDDDKDDKKDK/KDDD
pwners. scOw13399161240022326176900/00/112/94/0KKKKKKDKDKDDKDK/KDDKK/KDKDKD
pwners. JOSHUA166116159600628761417580/01/012/32/0//KK/K/K/DDK/KKKKKKKKKKD
pwners. 130291433412001273524984940/01/135/207/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA109641211100222501844360/00/011/91/0DK/KKDKDKDKDKDK/KKDDKKD
>>KW<< NAIT1435214000211971663180/00/11/111/0/DKDDDDDDK/DDDDD
>>KW<< RAZ3R3032413000014522201720/00/14/100/2KDKDDDDDDDDKDDKDD
>>KW<< 5113118381004489957081260/00/216/302/2
pwners. A!ht120881210300218751391360/00/010/82/1KDKDDKDKKKKDXKD/DDKK/KK
pwners. scOw17572148611122241771360/00/015/60/1DKDKKKDTKKKDKKKDKKK/DDKS
pwners. JOSHUA133758630031609173700/02/06/30/0D/KKKKKD/K/KKD
pwners. 14323534241211657084899720/02/031/172/2
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA116671412000528231967500/00/013/61/1K/KK/KK/KDKDDK/KK/KDDKKDKD
>>KW<< NAIT8053121530042124239900/00/06/116/0/DK/DKKDKK/DDDKDKKK/DKDDKKD
>>KW<< RAZ3R6343711100014501940180/00/06/111/0KKKDKDDDDDKDKDDKDD
>>KW<< 861633338400963976306680/00/025/288/1
pwners. A!ht2955517400415552061180/00/04/91/4DKDDDKDD//D/DDDK/KDDDK
pwners. scOw7858111400031765205500/00/011/90/3DDKDKDKDK/KD/KDDXKKDKDDKK/
pwners. JOSHUA108901312401329862281450/00/014/80/1DDDKDKDK/KKKKKDKKDTDK/K/KD
pwners. 7220329438011063066397630/00/029/261/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
>>KW<< XPERIA116287620001251114700/00/07/50/1DKKKDKDDKDDKK
>>KW<< NAIT602935100142645000/00/02/41/0DDKDKDK/
>>KW<< RAZ3R8320562001706942920/00/14/21/2KDKKDDKD/DK
>>KW<< 86771517500223832539920/00/113/112/3
pwners. A!ht5722472001647933360/00/03/61/0KDDK/DKDDKD
pwners. scOw602435000062064600/00/03/30/2KDKDDKDD
pwners. JOSHUA13347862002127280400/01/05/42/0KDKDK/K/KKDKKD
pwners. 83931518400325392383360/01/011/133/2

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Player Chats
manager [11:41]: i hope my team loses, chance to make some REAL GTV MONEY
pwners. JOSHUA [10:46]: : D
[10:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:13]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:47]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:27]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:43]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[4:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[4:28]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
manager [4:02]: shoutout to clown whos mad
[3:29]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:32]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:31]: The Allies have activated the crane!
manager [2:21]: 01:28 <@Clown`> im not mad ':D'
[2:18]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
manager [1:44]: time = win @ supply, this is for noobs
manager [1:34]: only noobs dont fullhold supply
pwners. JOSHUA [1:02]: GG
[0:52]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:07
manager [Warmup]: razz 15hs
manager [Warmup]: xperia 27h
manager [Warmup]: nait 14hs
manager [Warmup]: nait gets +5 for being engi
manager [Warmup]: so xperia best aimer on def nait second and razz worst
manager [Warmup]: shoutout to all 39 viewers
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: rup !
[9:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:33]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
manager [9:13]: joshua amazing gamer
manager [9:02]: iheard joshua doesnt have selfkill binded, anyone knows is this true?
manager [8:29]: aimwhores on full, all on nait
manager [8:21]: it doesnt work out too well
[7:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:58]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:54]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:29]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:13]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[7:10]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:10]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:06]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:00]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
manager [4:29]: can smell the gtv money incoming
manager [3:44]: jinxed
[3:43]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:41]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:40]: The Allies have activated the crane!
manager [3:32]: pwners = stupid noobs
[3:27]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
pwners. JOSHUA [1:56]: gg
[1:20]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 9:47 (original: 11:07)
pwners. JOSHUA [Intermission]: unglaublich
>>KW<< XPERIA [Intermission]: :D
pwners. JOSHUA [Warmup]: go razz
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:58]: The Tank has been repaired!
[10:53]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:18]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
manager [9:46]: headshot competition on last map was won by xperia
manager [9:37]: totaling about 50headshots
[9:35]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[8:51]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
manager [8:46]: pwners = stupid players
[8:19]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:06]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:55]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[7:51]: The Tank has been damaged!
pwners. JOSHUA [7:45]: gg
manager [7:25]: nights first kill
manager [7:17]: tank & cp done without any kils
manager [7:10]: pwners not so strong.
[6:40]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[6:37]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
manager [5:06]: :--------------D
[4:14]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:45
pwners. JOSHUA [Intermission]: xperia best medic:$
>>KW<< XPERIA [Intermission]: :D
>>KW<< XPERIA [Warmup]: weird huh
pwners. JOSHUA [7:08]: : D
[6:20]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:18]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:50]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
manager [5:42]: pwners got the aim, but they are too stupid for this game
[5:13]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:38]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:21]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
manager [3:37]: PWNERS CAN MAKE IT?
manager [3:33]: GO PWNERS
manager [3:29]: MAKE ME SOME GTV MONEY
manager [2:42]: YES
manager [2:41]: YES
[2:37]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
pwners. JOSHUA [1:34]: GG
pwners. scOw [1:30]: gg
[1:29]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:16 (original: 7:45)
pwners. JOSHUA [Intermission]: unglaublich
pwners. JOSHUA [Countdown]: hf
manager [8:49]: GO PWNERS
pwners. JOSHUA [8:12]: :D:D:D:D:D
pwners. scOw [8:11]: >D
[7:02]: The Doors are opening!!
[6:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:45]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
manager [6:18]: go pwners
>>KW<< XPERIA [5:11]: lol!
pwners. JOSHUA [5:10]: ???????
manager [5:10]: FUCK
pwners. scOw [5:09]: lolollololol
pwners. JOSHUA [5:06]: u were full?
manager [4:26]: omg
manager [4:24]: that was it
manager [4:17]: pwners nobrain noobs
manager [4:07]: nait playing game of hes life
[3:06]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:53
manager [Warmup]: razz or xperia couldnt never do anything like nait did
manager [Warmup]: THAT PLAY WAS WHY NAIT IS WHO HE IS
pwners. JOSHUA [Countdown]: hf
[5:50]: The Doors are opening!!
[5:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[5:30]: Allied Command Post spawn active!
>>KW<< XPERIA [3:56]: gg
pwners. scOw [3:56]: ggs
[3:54]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:59 (original: 6:53)
pwners. JOSHUA [Intermission]: gg
>>KW<< RAZ3R [Intermission]: ggs
[Intermission]: pwners. JOSHUA disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KW<< RAZ3R disconnected
[Intermission]: pwners. A!ht disconnected
[Intermission]: >>KW<< XPERIA disconnected
[Intermission]: pwners. scOw disconnected

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