Justin and Friends vs burdel na kolkach (2956 views)

nl yNkk
nl visje
be P5Y
pl Nike
pl czaku
pl akupunktura
05.03.12 20:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Justin Bieber 57 kills
Killing Spree bNK czaku 5 frags without being killed
Accountant Justin Bieber 90% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Caitlin Beadles 16 gibs
...and stay dead! Caitlin Beadles 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Justin Bieber 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Justin Bieber 7 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Justin Bieber 199 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! yNkkkkk kkkkkkk 260 damage per frag
What objective? Justin Bieber 396 XP
Red Shirt akupunktura 73 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? yNkkkkk kkkkkkk 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore bNK N!ke 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut yNkkkkk kkkkkkk 2 team kills
Gingerbread man Justin Bieber 26 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bNK czaku7929742538001486188529720/03/636/313/220516154
bNK N!ke71314395451117901384113350/01/534/275/623115336
akupunktura592374373801179272103591520/00/238/486/721614238
nk6984812418021124826903272995590/04/2108/4814/721715246
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk52234346660222808893942200/03/331/362/6238142211
Justin Bieber9039657631001261149595023980/06/045/347/320215135
Caitlin Beadles733444156160013771680072450/04/131/396/518814358
in B7197413218532036127299269038630/013/1107/3915/520914538
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNK czaku8782141600072346234200/01/012/91/0KDK/K/KD//K/DK//KKDDKDDDDKKKKK
bNK N!ke6410511175009350628541360/00/07/84/1/K//DD/DKDD/K/K/KK//KKKDDKXDK
akupunktura95832021401534283253800/00/117/154/0/KDKK/DKKKDKDDKDKDKKDKK/KD/KDD/KDKKDTDDKKD
nk82270455490121928084492160/01/136/329/1
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk47791123201827843371460/01/110/111/3KDDKK/K//K/KD//DDDDDDDTDKKD/KK/DDKD
Justin Bieber6813315224001034193030180/00/015/90/3/DK/DKK/DDD/KKK/K/KD/K/DKDK/KKDDKK/DD
Caitlin Beadles33100721300322462879540/00/07/160/3DDDD//DDKDDDD/DKDKXDKKDDKKDDD
in B49312336690121844992801180/01/132/361/9

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNK czaku881071517500433173063720/01/112/102/2DK/K/KDDK/KDKK/DDKKKDDKDKDKDKDKD
bNK N!ke6811815220015257728331880/01/214/121/3KDDKKDDKDKD/KDKDT/KD/KDKDDKK/DKKK/DDDD
akupunktura53981426300733283523360/00/012/162/4/K/K/DKDDDDDK//DDKKXK/DD/KDKKKDDKDKDDKDDD
nk70323446580116922294192960/02/338/385/9
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk616913214017275330981020/00/113/111/3DTDK/KD/DKDKD/DK/D/DKDDKDDXKDKK/K/KK
Justin Bieber859918212019368030881920/01/013/125/0D/DKK/KKK/DK//KDKDK/D/K/KDDKTDKDKD/KKDKK
Caitlin Beadles789918236005298630361370/02/113/163/2KKXDKD/DKD/DK/D/KKKDDDD/KKKKKDKDDKKDDDKDKD
in B752674965120221941992224310/03/239/399/5
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNK czaku100589930011689159800/00/29/60/0D/KDKKDDKDKDKDKDKK
bNK N!ke1163276010113431153110/00/17/30/1DDKK/DKDKSKKDK
akupunktura5036612000213901738360/00/06/80/2K/KDKDDDDKDKK/DDDD
nk891262227310444224489470/00/322/170/3
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk1824316000411081829180/00/03/120/0DDKDDD/DD/DD/DKD/KD
Justin Bieber133951293002225616201160/02/08/72/0KK/DKDK/KKKDKKKDKDKDD
Caitlin Beadles16080853002112597300/01/06/31/0KK/KDKKDKKDK/
in B10419923306008448944221340/03/017/223/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNK czaku365041100021266152600/01/33/60/0KDDD/KDK/DDDKDD
bNK N!ke66596900021587157100/00/26/40/1KK/DKDKDKDDK/DD
akupunktura212031410031126184500/00/13/90/1DD/DDD/DKD/DDKDKD
nk41129133410073979494200/01/612/190/2
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk1166276000314431096540/02/15/20/0DK/KK/KDK/KKD
Justin Bieber109691211100521401764720/03/09/60/0K/DK/KKK/DKDK/DKKKD/KDK
Caitlin Beadles1146587400313591119540/01/05/42/0KDKDK/KDK/DKK/K
in B113196272450011494239791800/06/119/122/0

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Player Chats
bNK czaku [Warmup]: thx
bNK czaku [Warmup]: srly
Caitlin Beadles [Warmup]: fix it though
Caitlin Beadles [Warmup]: i'm not only one that'll whine about it
bNK czaku [Warmup]: ye ye i must fix it
bNK czaku [Warmup]: :XD
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk [Countdown]: glhf
[10:17]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:57]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:26]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[9:21]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:30]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:26]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:33]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:22]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[5:05]: The Allied Truck is in position!
akupunktura [4:11]: *PAUSA*
[4:11]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[4:11]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[4:11]: FIGHT!
[2:39]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:38]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:25]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[0:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:28
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:36]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[7:38]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:29]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bNK czaku [7:01]: :XD
[6:43]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[6:40]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:06]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:54]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:13]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:43]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:42]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:28]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:28)
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk [Intermission]: gg
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:10]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:09]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[9:04]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[7:58]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[7:08]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[6:18]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[5:26]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:10]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:03]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:56
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[5:58]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[5:49]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[1:09]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[0:30]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[0:06]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (6:56)
Caitlin Beadles [Intermission]: gg
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk [Intermission]: tnx 4 game
[Intermission]: akupunktura disconnected
yNkkkkk kkkkkkk [Intermission]: bb
[Intermission]: yNkkkkk kkkkkkk disconnected
[Intermission]: bNK czaku disconnected
[Intermission]: Caitlin Beadles disconnected

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