ubik vs Horses (4311 views)

au biggz-
ca bN
au Chiver
au Millan
au MiDAs
au Volta
au dongo
au Witface
au Chevron
au Mayonegg
08.03.12 11:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth phx|DONGO 90 kills
Killing Spree phx|DONGO 8 frags without being killed
Accountant phx|DONGO 105% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! ubik/Millan 22 gibs
...and stay dead! ubik/MiDAS 39% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning phx|DONGO 86 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! ubik/biggz- 41 SPAM kills
Fragstealer ~,=,^7 Tagman 157 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! ubik/MiDAS 282 damage per frag
What objective? phx|DONGO 567 XP
Red Shirt ubik/MiDAS 99 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? ubik/MiDAS 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore xFx|BARNY 170 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut phx|DONGO 4 team kills
Gingerbread man ubik/MiDAS 46 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
~,=,^7 volta57440579814223712049121973200/02/846/516/6211122411
~,=,^7 Tagman80396648014012010637119582760/02/862/371/1716614949
phx|DONGO105567908619042817166141151530/07/386/451/1019116486
?Chevron-543624583812209899106368270/05/726/4315/1522012749
xFx|BARNY8836953591311169392100851390/01/751/212/1417716837
x|75213430940668410121591435899117150/017/7271/2125/1419314658
ubik/MiDAS46339469918034613936118054680/03/135/4811/5303119312
ubik/bN92475839019002515455147141440/03/275/595/418616355
ubik/biggz-6831565961002351102795316720/021/85/4641/717099410
ubik/Millan65405639622101811775137022360/03/455/694/418714145
kcco/chiver4629745972023010840135244870/02/139/624/524113949
kcco/chiver6318313024787117154630336327620070/032/1209/6265/521713248
Player Summary for Missile_b3
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 volta3993923200428503272540/00/39/150/1D//KDK/DDKKDDDDDDKDK/KDDDKDDDKDD
~,=,^7 Tagman57881221300328223326940/01/111/130/4KKD/DDKDDDKDD/KDKDDDK/DKKDKDKDKDD
phx|DONGO941201819402440563419490/03/017/110/4KK/KDDKTKKKD/KKT/DKDKKKDDKDDKD/DDDKDKKD
?Chevron-47641123310322233121780/02/34/125/6DKKKDDDXKDDSK/DKK/XDKDDDKDDD/DKDDDDK
xFx|BARNY831141518000625783323540/01/114/70/4DKK/KKK/DDDDD/KKDDKDDKKK/KD/KDK/K
x|644796510412122014529164613290/07/855/585/19
ubik/MiDAS4781112350013339824392200/01/09/91/2DKK/DK/D///KD/K/DK//KDKDD/K//K/KDXD
ubik/bN104972221200937943436180/01/119/112/0KDDDDDK/KDKDK/KKDKKK/KK/KKK/K/KDKD/KD/KDKK/
ubik/biggz-7971192430212269919844180/04/30/717/2DKD/K/KDD/KKK/DKKKDKDDDDT/K/DKK/K/KK/K/K/KT/D
ubik/Millan100116202050053354318400/01/218/121/1KDKDDK/KKD/KKKD/KKDKDDKDKDKKKDKDKDKDK/D/
kcco/chiver407811270001132163486530/00/011/150/2D//K/KDKDDK/DD/KDKD/DX//D/DKDKDD/KK/DKD
kcco/chiver744438311515025016461145297090/07/657/5421/7

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 volta7384141951011260616551090/00/211/52/0K/K/D/K/K/KK/KKKSDKDDK/DDK//K/K/D
~,=,^7 Tagman107991413400421732133540/01/113/70/1/KDDD/KKDDK/KKKKDKKK/DDKKKD
phx|DONGO1071011413700328652377180/00/014/110/0DKDK/KDKDDDKKDKKXDDKK//KKKKD
?Chevron-6165813001618761573880/01/18/60/0DDD/KK//DDK/TKKKKDK//D
xFx|BARNY8784141630022657252000/00/114/90/4K/KDKDKDDKDDKDDKDKDKDKKK/KKDDD
x|87433647419112612177102582690/02/560/382/5
ubik/MiDAS33617212001228802472980/01/06/80/1/D/D/D//K/KK/DDDK//DK//DKDK/
ubik/bN100941717300327002734540/01/015/141/0KK/DKKDDDKDKKDKKKKDKDKKDKDDK//DDDK
ubik/biggz-31406192006133219961140/02/10/114/0//K/KK/DKDDDDDDDDD/KD/KDD
ubik/Millan4754919200316122483180/01/08/160/0DDKK/KD//KDDKKDDDKDDKDDKDDDD
kcco/chiver5343815000317342492680/00/18/100/1D/KDKDDDD/KK/DKDDDDDKKK
kcco/chiver5329247919002710258121773520/05/237/595/2
Player Summary for radar
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 volta5065714201717191342840/01/06/81/0TDD/DXKDKK//KDK//K//KDD
~,=,^7 Tagman7563912301222212105340/00/110/70/2/KKDDKTDKDK/KDKKDDKDDD
phx|DONGO107831514102725642027500/00/116/51/1KK/KK/K/TDKDTK/K/DKK/KKDK/DKKDD
?Chevron-8390560002192688800/01/13/31/0/DKD/KKKKDD
x|79301364660418843063621680/02/335/233/3
ubik/MiDAS304141310041583211300/00/04/80/1KDKDK/DX/D/DD/DDDK
ubik/bN10083111130042061218700/00/010/61/0K/KKKDK/K/DDKDDDKK/DKK
ubik/biggz-57528142004168315981070/01/14/93/0DKD/KKD/K/DDDDDDDKKK/K
ubik/Millan5049714500214882230580/00/17/110/0DD/KDDDKDK/DKKDDDDKDK
kcco/chiver3836513001412102018320/02/03/90/0DD/TKD//D/DDKDDDKKK
kcco/chiver5526135651101188025101461970/03/228/434/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 volta180579520041425236500/00/15/60/0K//KDKKDD//DDDKD
~,=,^7 Tagman10007700020000/00/07/10/4KDDDDKKD//KKKK
phx|DONGO6150813100616981823180/00/08/40/2DKD/K/DDKKD////DKDKKK
?Chevron-362441110029811646660/00/04/70/2/DDD/KDDKKDKDDD
x|9413128364001441045834840/00/124/180/8
ubik/MiDAS5436611300415311357180/01/04/71/0K/DKD//KD/DDKDKKD
ubik/bN1667210650022036121500/00/010/40/0/KKKKDKKK/DKKKDD
ubik/biggz-805481000031469112500/00/01/77/0DKKKKDKDKDD/K/DDK/
ubik/Millan55375901011458147500/00/05/70/0KDDDD/KKDSKKDD
kcco/chiver88418900031719134900/00/07/60/0DKDKD/KK/KKDK/DKD
kcco/chiver8924037458101382136521180/01/027/318/0
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 volta1953421101614832110370/00/05/100/4/KDD///K/DDTDDDDD/DDDDDKKD
~,=,^7 Tagman6469914200513282427580/00/29/40/4DKKK/D//DDXD/KKDDDK/DKKK
phx|DONGO130116171340012892236800/02/115/90/2DKDKKKKKKKKDDDDDK/DDKKKKKKDDKD
?Chevron-56739162004106518431490/01/02/96/4DDKKK//DDD/DDKDDDDKKDK/KXK
xFx|BARNY6984913511317822330490/00/48/22/3DDDKDKD/DKKDDK/KKKDT/KS
x|6839548771412198550110782930/03/739/348/17
ubik/MiDAS9363141570062966148800/00/19/85/0/DDDDKDKKK/K/KDK/KK/KKDK/KDKD
ubik/bN87751416500526412415360/00/013/91/2KKDKDD/DKKD/K/KDKKDKD//KDKDDKK
ubik/biggz-8547121420052107124500/06/20/56/3KKX/KD/K/KD/K/KDKKKKDDDKDDD
ubik/Millan5660916500520451933130/01/05/92/2/KDKK/D/DDK/KKK/DKDKDDDDD
kcco/chiver53438150017131914692620/00/06/73/1TK/DDK/DK///KDKK//DKDDKD
kcco/chiver7528857761901281107885503110/07/333/3817/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 volta100881414200519661453360/01/210/73/0K/DD/KKKK/KD/KK/KKDKDKKDKDDD
~,=,^7 Tagman100771313200420931967360/00/312/51/2/KXDKDKKKKDKDDK/KDDKDKD/KK/
phx|DONGO128971814200730912101180/02/116/50/1/KDKDKDKK/KK/K/DK/K/DKKDKK/KKKKD
?Chevron-57468142013182815654460/00/25/63/3/KTDDDD/DDDKDDDKKKD/KKK
xFx|BARNY125871512500523751912360/00/115/30/3KDDKKDKK/K/K/KK/KKDDDKDKKK/
x|10239568671301241135389985720/03/958/267/9
ubik/MiDAS25574160027157819361320/00/03/83/1D/K/T/DKDD///DDKT/DDKD
ubik/bN4754919100222232727360/01/18/150/2/DK/KKXDKDDDDKDKKDDDDDKDDKDDD
ubik/biggz-80511215100517371583330/08/10/74/2DKKD/DKKKDDD/DK/KK//KKKDDDK
ubik/Millan728913185002181823971470/00/112/141/1KDKKKK//DDDKDDDKDKDDKKXKDDKDKDDD
kcco/chiver2756518200216422710720/00/04/151/1DKD/DD/KDDDDKKDDDDDDDKD
kcco/chiver503074386902188998113534200/09/327/599/7
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
~,=,^7 volta000201000000/00/00/00/1SX
x|000201000000/00/00/00/1
ubik/MiDAS10000000100000/00/00/01/0T
kcco/chiver10000000100000/00/00/01/0

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Player Chats
REMEDY COMPUTER DEAD [Warmup]: i turn the power button on
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: ez
phx|DONGO [Warmup]: i was afk
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: rup
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: H U M I L I A T I O N
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: wtf
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: medic or rnade?
ubik/MiDAS [Countdown]: hf
phx|DONGO [Countdown]: hf
ubik/biggz- [14:47]: sweet window
[13:47]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[13:27]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[12:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
phx|DONGO [9:26]: so confus
?Chevron- [7:27]: probably the worst map i've ever seen
ubik/MiDAS [7:14]: pedro would be like amazing at this map
[6:46]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
~,=,^7 volta [6:08]: o yer theres a button rofl
[5:40]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[5:38]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
xFx|BARNY [5:25]: SO WHAT'S THE 20TH OBJECTIVE???
[4:06]: The Rocket Controls have been dismantled.
[3:08]: Allies have transported the Rocket Control!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 11:51
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: lm,ao
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: DYESSSSSS
?Chevron- [Intermission]: this is stupid
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: you get the completed missile_b3 patch
~,=,^7 volta [Warmup]: :d
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: 30 acc :(
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: rup
xFx|BARNY [Warmup]: VOLTA
REMEDY COMPUTER DEAD [Countdown]: GL UBIK MATES
ubik/MiDAS [Countdown]: SHOUTOUT HAMMERKROOK <3
phx|DONGO [11:50]: shoutout to my boy cia
[11:31]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
ubik/MiDAS [10:57]: THIS TEAM
[10:55]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:53]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:52]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[10:46]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
phx|DONGO [10:39]: did we get it
ubik/MiDAS [10:39]: high tier et
xFx|BARNY [10:27]: CRUCIAL
[9:58]: Allies have destroyed the Door Control!
[9:15]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ubik/Millan [6:00]: ...
phx|DONGO [4:58]: wat
[4:52]: Allies have transported the Power Supply!
phx|DONGO [4:10]: wtf
phx|DONGO [4:07]: why cant i see you
[3:56]: Allies have activated the Gate Controls!
[3:54]: Magnetic seal deactivated - Gates opening!
ubik/MiDAS [3:48]: asian?
[2:15]: The Rocket Controls have been dismantled.
phx|DONGO [1:51]: gg
[1:51]: Allies have transported the Rocket Control!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:00 (original: 11:51)
ubik/MiDAS [Intermission]: FUCK YEAH
xFx|BARNY [Intermission]: BS
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: rofl
ubik/MiDAS [Intermission]: wow
ubik/MiDAS [Intermission]: 18 kills
REMEDY COMPUTER DEAD [Warmup]: than it just beeps
REMEDY COMPUTER DEAD [Warmup]: at me
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: bad ram
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: care? rup
ubik/biggz- [Warmup]: memory
ubik/Millan [Warmup]: Like swearing at you?
REMEDY COMPUTER DEAD [Warmup]: ok
ubik/biggz- [Countdown]: yeah sounds like faulty memory
[11:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
ubik/MiDAS [10:53]: LOL
[10:27]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[10:26]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:45]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:03]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
[8:27]: REMEDY COMPUTER DEAD disconnected
phx|DONGO [7:56]: wat
[7:41]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
xFx|BARNY [4:05]: ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????
[3:58]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:03
[Intermission]: xFx|BARNY disconnected
ubik/MiDAS [Intermission]: rofl barny
[Intermission]: xFx|BARNY connected
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: xfx barny u mad bro?
xFx|BARNY [Warmup]: furious
xFx|BARNY [Warmup]: if this team doesn't prac.. etc.
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: no need to have a dig at other players..
xFx|BARNY [Warmup]: mate
ubik/bN [Warmup]: u get ur money yet barny?
ubik/MiDAS [Warmup]: care? rup
xFx|BARNY [Countdown]: meadow is awesome, steady on.
[7:20]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:04]: Allies have breached the Side Entrance!
[6:25]: Allies have breached the Main Entrance and secured the Forward Bunker!
phx|DONGO [5:05]: are
[5:05]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
phx|DONGO [5:04]: you
phx|DONGO [5:03]: serious
[5:01]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:15]: Allies have secured the East Radar Parts!
~,=,^7 volta [1:46]: sneaky cunt
ubik/MiDAS [1:35]: gg
[1:33]: Allies have secured the West Radar Parts!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:31 (original: 8:03)
[Intermission]: xFx|BARNY disconnected
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: gg
ubik/biggz- [Intermission]: gg
phx|DONGO [Intermission]: heads
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: that prone :p
[Intermission]: xFx|BARNY connected
ubik/MiDAS [Intermission]: that bakrage
xFx|BARNY [Warmup]: angogog
phx|DONGO [Countdown]: hf
ubik/biggz- [Countdown]: hf
ubik/MiDAS [14:30]: my pc is so fuckd
ubik/MiDAS [13:50]: wtf
[13:42]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
phx|DONGO [13:28]: i have 90 mp40 ammo
phx|DONGO [13:24]: jelly?
ubik/MiDAS [13:15]: i literally froze for about 5 seconds
[13:12]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
phx|DONGO [13:09]: ok excuse-ron
ubik/MiDAS [12:56]: wat?
[12:53]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[12:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
phx|DONGO [12:07]: that tree
phx|DONGO [12:02]: should be dead
[11:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[11:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[11:29]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[11:20]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
ubik/MiDAS [10:59]: fuck this lag
[9:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's west wall!
[9:56]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:11]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[7:55]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[7:54]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[7:41]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
phx|DONGO [6:54]: haha
ubik/MiDAS [6:41]: HOW TO LOOK DOWN!
[6:32]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:27
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: :@:@
[7:07]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[6:46]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:43]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
phx|DONGO [6:25]: nerd
[6:12]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[4:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:42]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
phx|DONGO [4:13]: god thats nerdy
ubik/bN [4:05]: oh he mad
[3:36]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:24]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[3:17]: The Allied Truck is in position!
phx|DONGO [2:48]: really
[2:22]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:21]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:08]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
phx|DONGO [0:02]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:27)
ubik/biggz- [Intermission]: ggz!
[Intermission]: kcco/chiver disconnected
ubik/MiDAS [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: phx|DONGO disconnected
[Intermission]: ubik/bN disconnected
[Intermission]: ubik/biggz- disconnected
[Intermission]: ubik/Millan disconnected
~,=,^7 volta [Intermission]: lol ggz
[Intermission]: ?Chevron- disconnected

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