Unbelievable Tekkers vs TALIBAN (2986 views)

gb fumble
gb owzo
gb razz
ee peeter
nl karma
gb mexican
gb jam{
10.03.12 01:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth tBAN.kARMA 49 kills
Killing Spree uTEKKERS{RAZER 9 frags without being killed
Accountant uTEKKERS{RAZER 107% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! tBAN.kARMA 14 gibs
...and stay dead! tBAN.kARMA 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning uTEKKERS{RAZER 45 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! uTEKKERS{owzo 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer tBAN.kARMA 169 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! Peeter:tban 239 damage per frag
What objective? uTEKKERS{RAZER 344 XP
Red Shirt uTEKKERS{owzo 64 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? Peeter:tban 10 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore uTEKKERS{RAZER 185 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut Peeter:tban 2 team kills
Gingerbread man tBAN.kARMA 17 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
uTEKKERS}fumble75302415590017750180271580/01/138/292/818314646
uTEKKERS{owzo672674464102115842285121520/02/230/3913/619112946
uTEKKERS{RAZER10734449461000792247952180/02/345/312/618817396
uTEKKERS8091313416529213925147244913280/05/3113/3117/618714966
tBAN.kARMA773014963141117852382812010/00/240/3910/717412936
Peeter:tban59219386460216832287792320/04/330/396/8219137310
tBAN.kING MEXX66272375670216764680872550/02/033/394/220714448
tBAN6779212418327154924491251476880/06/0103/3920/220013738
Player Summary for et_ice
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS}fumble5011362002557736180/00/03/20/2DK/KDKDD/
uTEKKERS{owzo332026201064210171340/00/02/51/1DDKDTDKDD
uTEKKERS{RAZER2002663100097458300/01/05/10/3KDKKKXKKDD
uTEKKERS945711155012217323361520/01/010/81/6
tBAN.kARMA1204565300291368100/00/04/32/0KK/DKKDKKD/
Peeter:tban3323261001797920180/00/12/40/0/KDDDDKD
tBAN.kING MEXX8331562003626572220/00/02/33/0KD//KDD/KKK
tBAN79991317600623362173400/00/18/105/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS}fumble6637460001599953680/00/03/41/1KDDDKDK/KD
uTEKKERS{owzo602361010011127141200/00/15/61/2DK/KDDKDDDKDKDKD
uTEKKERS{RAZER6023350000473109400/00/03/50/0KDDDDDKK
uTEKKERS62831321100221993459680/00/111/152/3
tBAN.kARMA13344862001132375600/00/06/32/2KDKK/KKDKKDDKD
Peeter:tban120346510001167807580/01/04/51/0DKKKDKDKDKD
tBAN.kING MEXX12530540001969636180/00/05/30/0DKDKKK/KD
tBAN1261081915300234592199760/01/015/113/2
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS}fumble100881010300318411676360/01/09/70/0DDDKKDKK//DK/KDKKKKD
uTEKKERS{owzo819691140042061141100/00/16/63/0/KDKDK//DKDK/KKDKDKD
uTEKKERS{RAZER466961320021108147800/00/26/70/2DKDDD/KDDDDDKK/KDKD
uTEKKERS762532534900950104565360/01/321/203/2
tBAN.kARMA533981520061383162300/00/16/82/0K/D/K/DDKKDK/K/DD/DDKDK
Peeter:tban5844712000416461810720/02/05/50/4/KD/DKDKKXD/DK/DDDKK
tBAN.kING MEXX76611013401515361577450/01/09/81/0KKDKK/KKD/D/TK/KD/KDKDDD
tBAN62144254060115456550101170/03/120/213/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS}fumble92701213000519552039360/00/012/70/1K/KKDKKK/K/D/DDKDK/KDKKDD
uTEKKERS{owzo75461216110518661987180/02/08/72/3KK/K/K/DK/KDD/DDKKDKSDDKKDKD
uTEKKERS{RAZER120891210100425101831180/00/011/51/1D/DK/KKKDKDKKK/KDKDK/K
uTEKKERS9620536392101463315857720/02/031/193/5
tBAN.kARMA76931317300226412289360/00/110/123/2KDDD/KDDKDKKKDDK/KDKDDKDKDDKKD
Peeter:tban534581520041787196800/00/16/102/0DDDKDDDDDDKK//KKDK//DKK
tBAN.kING MEXX2143314000414292074180/00/03/90/1/D/KDDD/KD/DDKDDD
tBAN5018124465001058576331540/00/219/315/3
Player Summary for frostbite
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS}fumble814991130051623133300/00/09/30/3DKKDK/KKD/DK/K/K/KDD
uTEKKERS{owzo504361210041418150500/00/05/81/0KDKKKDDDDD/K///DKD
uTEKKERS{RAZER27110419750002829180000/01/117/61/0DKKKKKKDKDKDKKKKKKKKKDKKDD
uTEKKERS134196343090095870463800/01/131/172/3
tBAN.kARMA5854712201210981711790/00/08/90/1DDDKDK/KK/DDDTDDKDKK
Peeter:tban474881720041949207800/00/15/123/1KDKDKDDD/DX/DDK/KDDD/KDKDK
tBAN.kING MEXX50656121011159120811520/01/06/120/0KDDDKT/KDKKDDDXDDDDK
tBAN5216721415027463858702310/01/119/333/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
uTEKKERS}fumble3347391001926129000/00/12/61/1D/DDDKDKDDDK
uTEKKERS{owzo100399911011308118000/00/04/75/0KKDSDKDKDDDDK/KKKK
uTEKKERS{RAZER37333810011330116600/00/03/70/0DKDDDDDK/KD
uTEKKERS57119152631033564363600/00/19/206/1
tBAN.kARMA872678210411651221860/00/06/41/2KDKKS/XDK//KKK/XDD
Peeter:tban77257900239761196840/01/08/30/3D/KTKK/DDK/KTKDKDD
tBAN.kING MEXX114428700021495114700/00/08/40/1KDKKK/K/KKDDKDD
tBAN939322242129363635641700/01/022/111/6

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Player Chats
tBAN.kING MEXX [Warmup]: sup owzo
uTEKKERS{RAZER [Warmup]: rup
tBAN.kARMA [Countdown]: hf
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: hfhf
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[9:25]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[9:06]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
tBAN.kARMA [7:13]: tlollllllllll
uTEKKERS{owzo [7:12]: FUCK THIS MONITOIR
uTEKKERS{owzo [7:08]: and your fucking bullshit lat
uTEKKERS}fumble [6:59]: fuck off
uTEKKERS}fumble [6:55]: i knew it was ypu
tBAN.kARMA [6:55]: lat?
uTEKKERS}fumble [6:45]: you would be so shit if you had normal hit
uTEKKERS}fumble [6:40]: serious
[6:12]: The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 3:47
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tBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: you can call it what ever you like owzo but if i didnt gave mex my stupid comms to selfkill you would of been full
tBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: :D
tBAN.kING MEXX [Countdown]: :D
[Countdown]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
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[3:33]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[3:32]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[3:05]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
[2:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:54]: The Axis have blown the Main Entrance!
[1:34]: Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker!
[1:04]: Axis have captured the Forward Bunker!
tBAN.kING MEXX [0:05]: V33
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (3:47)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Intermission]: so sttressfullll
tBAN.kING MEXX [Intermission]: owzo jonge
tBAN.kING MEXX [Intermission]: <3
uTEKKERS{owzo [Intermission]: fucking et players having no idea wtf to do
uTEKKERS{owzo [Intermission]: ggnore
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tBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: we got peeter!
tBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: carrier of et maps
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: :O)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: :O)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: :O)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: :O)
Peeter:tban [Countdown]: pressure on hard now
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: 8)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: 8)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: 8)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: 8)
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[10:34]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
tBAN.kARMA [10:23]: not lucky at all owzo:D
[9:55]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:54]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
tBAN.kARMA [9:45]: :d
[9:36]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Peeter:tban [9:15]: owzo still hittable >D
[9:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:57]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:32]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:53]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
uTEKKERS{owzo [6:53]: great
uTEKKERS{owzo [6:53]: now the truck is above me
uTEKKERS}fumble [6:53]: nade is timed btw
tBAN.kARMA [6:53]: 999er
uTEKKERS}fumble [6:53]: gonna blo
uTEKKERS{owzo [6:53]: and going to cruch me
uTEKKERS}fumble [6:53]: blow&
uTEKKERS{owzo [6:53]: crush
[6:53]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
Peeter:tban [6:53]: oeh
Peeter:tban [6:53]: net is awesome
[6:53]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:53]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:53]: FIGHT!
[6:44]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
tBAN.kARMA [6:23]: fkn lamer...
[6:20]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:07]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:05]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:52]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
tBAN.kARMA [5:49]: really hittable razz
tBAN.kARMA [5:48]: :D
[4:50]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:09
tBAN.kING MEXX [Intermission]: wp tbh :)
uTEKKERS}fumble [Intermission]: Pow! Pow!
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Peeter:tban [6:07]: :D
uTEKKERS{owzo [6:04]: :O)
uTEKKERS}fumble [5:44]: :)
uTEKKERS}fumble [5:44]: :)
tBAN.kING MEXX [5:37]: :)
tBAN.kING MEXX [5:16]: :d
[4:20]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:19]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[4:18]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[4:00]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Peeter:tban [3:59]: Playing ET maps with RTCW players
Peeter:tban [3:57]: Horrible
[3:36]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[3:23]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[2:44]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:38]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
tBAN.kING MEXX [2:14]: :s
tBAN.kARMA [1:44]: ANY HELP
tBAN.kARMA [1:43]: NIGGGERS
[0:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
tBAN.kARMA [0:24]: :D:D:D:DD:
tBAN.kING MEXX [0:24]: :d
tBAN.kING MEXX [0:19]: booooom jonge
tBAN.kARMA [0:00]: HEADS
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (7:09)
uTEKKERS{owzo [Intermission]: that strike must have done like
uTEKKERS{owzo [Intermission]: 10 dmg to both
tBAN.kARMA [Intermission]: :D:D:D:D
tBAN.kING MEXX [Intermission]: LOL
Peeter:tban [Intermission]: Enough
uTEKKERS{owzo [Intermission]: because none of us were gibbed or anyhting :D
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tBAN.kING MEXX [Warmup]: happy now owzo
tBAN.kING MEXX [Warmup]: :d
tBAN.kARMA [Countdown]: hf
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tBAN.kARMA [9:58]: shoutout punky!
[9:00]: The Main Door has been breached!
Peeter:tban [7:37]: >D
[7:13]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:28]: The Service Door has been breached!
tBAN.kARMA [5:27]: SO FKN
tBAN.kARMA [5:26]: RANDOM
tBAN.kARMA [4:54]: omfg
tBAN.kARMA [4:46]: you guys play lame+
uTEKKERS{RAZER [4:38]: smart
tBAN.kARMA [4:04]: :d:d:d:d:d:dd
tBAN.kARMA [3:32]: :
[2:17]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 7:42
uTEKKERS{owzo [Intermission]: 1 fucking hp
tBAN.kING MEXX [Intermission]: LOL
Peeter:tban [Intermission]: PFFT
Peeter:tban [Intermission]: Cannot fucking play vs you owzo
Peeter:tban [Intermission]: You stay on full everywhere
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uTEKKERS}fumble [Warmup]: YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
tBAN.kARMA [Warmup]: and razz offc
uTEKKERS{owzo [Warmup]: you mean razz
Peeter:tban [Warmup]: ooh, I have 10 bullets and 15 hp, Ill stay np
uTEKKERS{owzo [Warmup]: i never stay on full
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: unless im stacked in sevice
uTEKKERS{owzo [Countdown]: service
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tBAN.kARMA [7:04]: D:
[6:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:45]: The Main Door has been breached!
tBAN.kARMA [6:14]: .
[6:10]: The Service Door has been breached!
uTEKKERS}fumble [5:29]: MY POINT STANDS
tBAN.kARMA [3:26]: :D:D:D:D:D:D:DD?D??????
tBAN.kING MEXX [3:21]: WP MATE
[3:12]: The Allies have transmitted the Supply Documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 4:30 (original: 7:42)
uTEKKERS}fumble [Intermission]: ggs wp
[Intermission]: uTEKKERS{RAZER disconnected
[Intermission]: uTEKKERS}fumble disconnected
[Intermission]: tBAN.kARMA disconnected
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[Intermission]: uTEKKERS{owzo disconnected

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Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.