humM3Ls Academy vs No1cares (2993 views)
10.03.12 16:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | Mr.Geistig.A | 74 kills |
Killing Spree | stRay.A | 10 frags without being killed |
Accountant | Mr.Geistig.A | 97% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | Peeter:n1c | 14 gibs |
...and stay dead! | Peeter:n1c | 27% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | Mr.Geistig.A | 66 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | kARMA.n1c | 12 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | Mr.Geistig.A | 173 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | kARMA.n1c | 245 damage per frag |
What objective? | Mr.Geistig.A | 448 XP |
Red Shirt | kARMA.n1c | 82 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | kARMA.n1c | 11 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | lEku:n1c | 162 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | humM3L.A | 5 team kills |
Gingerbread man | stRay.A | 27 /kills |
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kARMA.n1c [Countdown]: | hfhf |
kARMA.n1c [9:11]: | :!p |
[7:55]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[7:12]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:47 |
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: | w |
kARMA.n1c [Intermission]: | carrying hard |
stRay.A [Warmup]: | Rup |
kARMA.n1c [Warmup]: | le shoutout le stkzzzz |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | rup |
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: | Ready |
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: | Shoutout twa |
[2:04]: | The Doors are opening!! |
[1:52]: | Main blast door opening! |
[1:18]: | Allied team has transmitted the documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 1:29 (original: 2:47) |
stRay.A [Intermission]: | gg |
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: | Shoutout to Phazor |
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: | Shoutout twa |
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: | Shoutout le stkzz |
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: | Ready |
kARMA.n1c [Countdown]: | hf |
Mr.Geistig.A [Countdown]: | gl |
[11:25]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[11:16]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[9:50]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[9:50]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:50]: | FIGHT! |
[9:47]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[8:39]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:28]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[6:51]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[6:07]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[6:07]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[6:01]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:21]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:02]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[5:01]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:39]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:21]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:00]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:00]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:38]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[3:21]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
kARMA.n1c [3:18]: | JESUS |
[3:10]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:07]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[3:07]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 8:52 |
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: | Ready |
stRay.A [Warmup]: | Rup |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | Fucking overwriting binds in my own config |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | 'Oooh this button doesnt do anything, ill bind something to it' |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | Ingame: 'Shit, that's the spawn timer button' |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | k |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | n1c |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | ;) |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | Stray hush |
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: | Wait you're mental |
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: | Still hush |
Mr.Geistig.A [Countdown]: | wat,a |
[8:09]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[7:17]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[7:16]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[7:14]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
kARMA.n1c [6:43]: | FKN HELKL |
[6:36]: | Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker! |
[6:35]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[6:10]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: | Would you fuck off with the pauses |
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: | You can play ET without snacks |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 210 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 180 seconds! |
Mr.Geistig.A [6:10]: | funny |
Mr.Geistig.A [6:10]: | but |
Mr.Geistig.A [6:10]: | n1c |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: | I'm going to make you rage |
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: | Selfkill bind disabled. |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 135 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:10]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:10]: | FIGHT! |
[6:01]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[6:01]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[5:30]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:15]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[5:11]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[5:10]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
kARMA.n1c [4:58]: | :s |
[4:42]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[4:32]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[4:31]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[4:19]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[4:13]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[4:10]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:58]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
humM3L.A [3:41]: | ggz |
[3:41]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:37]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[3:37]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 5:15 (original: 8:52) |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | I meant more me doing 180 to triple you and then go onwards with the obj |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | Mr i cant even backrape |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | wow |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | still u're shit |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | Shit that tripled you |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | go on and search med+ games |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | :}D |
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: | gettin carried bro |
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: | You jelly bro? |
kARMA.n1c [Warmup]: | what we waiting for? |
stRay.A [Warmup]: | Rup |
[9:30]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[9:29]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
Mr.Geistig.A [9:27]: | :D |
Mr.Geistig.A [9:27]: | :D |
Mr.Geistig.A [9:26]: | :D |
Mr.Geistig.A [9:26]: | :D |
Mr.Geistig.A [9:26]: | :D |
[7:58]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[7:21]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:13]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
kARMA.n1c [6:51]: | ok. |
[6:48]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[6:01]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[4:54]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[4:02]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
Mr.Geistig.A [4:00]: | :D |
[3:23]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
kARMA.n1c [2:59]: | spastic |
[2:36]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[2:03]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[2:01]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[1:48]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
stRay.A [0:48]: | gg |
humM3L.A [0:48]: | HUMMY HAPPY :H) |
humM3L.A [0:48]: | HUMMY HAPPY :H) |
Mr.Geistig.A [0:26]: | gg wp |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: | Ready |
stRay.A [Countdown]: | :p |
kARMA.n1c [Countdown]: | hf |
[11:49]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
Mr.Geistig.A [11:49]: | pause |
kARMA.n1c [11:49]: | :!. |
Mr.Geistig.A [11:49]: | unpause |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
lEku:n1c [11:49]: | fuck sake rlly |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
Peeter:n1c [11:49]: | Well he did go a whole round without snacks |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
Mr.Geistig.A [11:49]: | kiwi anoying with cool music |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[11:49]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[11:49]: | FIGHT! |
[10:52]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:33]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
[10:03]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[9:58]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[9:30]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[8:36]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:32]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
kARMA.n1c [7:33]: | : |
[7:03]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[7:01]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[6:46]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[5:56]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[5:29]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[5:28]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[5:15]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
stRay.A [3:49]: | :D:D:D |
stRay.A [3:46]: | wp guys |
stRay.A [3:43]: | thx 4 the game |
Mr.Geistig.A [3:21]: | gg |
[3:21]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 8:38 (original: 12:00) |
[Intermission]: | Mr.Geistig.A disconnected |
[Intermission]: | kARMA.n1c disconnected |
[Intermission]: | Peeter:n1c disconnected |
lEku:n1c [Intermission]: | GONNA CRY SOON |
[Intermission]: | humM3L.A HB disconnected |
[Intermission]: | lEku:n1c disconnected |
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