humM3Ls Academy vs No1cares (2993 views)

de Dr. humM3L
de Mr. Geistig
de Azubi stRay
ee Peeter
fi Leku
nl kArma
10.03.12 16:00 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Mr.Geistig.A 74 kills
Killing Spree stRay.A 10 frags without being killed
Accountant Mr.Geistig.A 97% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Peeter:n1c 14 gibs
...and stay dead! Peeter:n1c 27% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Mr.Geistig.A 66 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! kARMA.n1c 12 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Mr.Geistig.A 173 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! kARMA.n1c 245 damage per frag
What objective? Mr.Geistig.A 448 XP
Red Shirt kARMA.n1c 82 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? kARMA.n1c 11 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore lEku:n1c 162 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut humM3L.A 5 team kills
Gingerbread man stRay.A 27 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Mr.Geistig.A97448747612032212960111553380/04/066/497/617514758
stRay.A7540156748112712003101782620/04/950/343/8214136108
humM3L.A623014775915259382110785450/07/337/388/1020014627
.A781150177225292974343453241111450/015/3153/3818/1019614368
kARMA.n1c5633146821104239879110363300/02/636/4612/9215135411
lEku:n1c663495176610191213811868900/02/048/541/423815447
Peeter:n1c67323527814021610394114412630/06/737/5310/420014749
n1c63100314923631165832411343456830/010/7121/5323/421814549
Player Summary for adlernest
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Mr.Geistig.A12523540001726626870/01/04/30/0K/DKKKDKD
stRay.A13335431101832563360/00/13/01/0K/DKKKS
humM3L.A601035000245451800/00/03/30/0K/KDDK/D
.A1066812121104201217071230/01/110/61/0
kARMA.n1c01206000132281500/00/00/40/1D/DDDD
lEku:n1c752534000184966900/01/02/30/0DDKDK/K
Peeter:n1c662246100253652800/00/14/30/0DK/DKK/DKD
n1c475971610041707201200/01/16/100/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Mr.Geistig.A2002621100036122600/00/02/10/0DKK
stRay.A1331843000279958200/01/03/10/0K/KDK/K
humM3L.A1001722100139925500/00/02/00/1DKK/
.A144618620031559106300/01/07/20/1
kARMA.n1c2581400214306321430/00/12/21/0K/TDDTD
lEku:n1c0503000035249800/00/00/40/0DDDX
Peeter:n1c665232001281429180/00/02/30/0K/XKDD
n1c30183102022106315591610/00/14/91/0
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Mr.Geistig.A1001101616601428952760140/00/016/101/3KKDK/DKD/KDKKKDKDDXKKKDDDKK/K/KDTD
stRay.A31797222017262627042080/00/38/120/3KX/DKXDDDKD/DD/D/DK/T/DDX/DKDKDDK
humM3L.A68581319413418072555780/04/210/92/4KTKDTDKDDK/DDDDDDKDKT//KKDDKDSKKX/KK
.A662473657121515732880193000/04/534/313/10
kARMA.n1c62691016101427362463480/00/16/95/2D/KKDKKDDKKK/D/KDDDTDD/KKDD
lEku:n1c7167101410012201242300/01/09/130/0DKDDKKKDDDKKK/KDDDDKDDKD
Peeter:n1c1751042112700130822442180/02/114/105/1DDDKKKKDKKKDK/KKKDKKKDKKXKKKKDDKDD
n1c1032404142901680197328660/03/229/3210/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Mr.Geistig.A140601410100421421242400/01/012/61/0DKKKDKDKKK/KK//KDKK/DKKD
stRay.A1225311900041909161700/00/010/41/0KKKDKD/KK/KKDK//KDKD
humM3L.A3324390002920149900/00/02/61/1D//KDDKDKDDD
.A9813728281001049714358400/01/024/163/1
kARMA.n1c18442112002855152700/00/01/71/2DDDD/DDDDD/KK
lEku:n1c11081111020022180181400/00/011/80/0KDKKDK/DDDDKKK/KKKKDD
Peeter:n1c383351300021323163000/00/14/90/1DKDK/DDKDD/DDDKDDK
n1c55158183440064358497100/00/116/241/3
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Mr.Geistig.A1001182323201737883498670/00/021/143/2KK/KDKK//KK/KKDK/DDDKKK/KDDKKDKDKDKDKDDKDD/DKKT
stRay.A1001271919300934352489180/01/218/80/2/D/KK/KD/K//D/KKKKKKKKKKDDKDDDD/KDKK/KXX
humM3L.A7293182520113332635213670/02/013/94/3DK/KK/K/K/DDD/K/DK/KDKDKDK/K/KD/D/DKK/KK/TKD
.A913386067702291054995084520/03/252/317/7
kARMA.n1c551151527500730673133320/00/313/172/1DKDDDDKDD/K//DKDDDDDDK/KKDK/KKKKDDKX/KDD/KD
lEku:n1c44981227100736573926900/00/012/180/2D/DDDDDKDKK//K/DKDKDKDDKDDDKD/K/K/DDKDD
Peeter:n1c42871126101627843490780/03/16/173/2KDKD/D/DDKK/K/DD/DDDDDKDDKKKDD/KTDDDKD
n1c473003880701209508105492000/03/431/525/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Mr.Geistig.A6311114222016304828031300/02/011/152/1DD/K/DDKDDKD/D/D//DKKDKKKDDTKDDKKKKKD
stRay.A6189111820042402222300/02/38/91/3DDDKD//KDDK/DDDDKKXKDKK/DKDDKK
humM3L.A53998152013247627301000/01/17/111/1DKDDDD/K/DDKKDDKTXKDK/DDK
.A59299335560213792677562300/05/426/354/5
kARMA.n1c1008318183018246924661070/02/114/73/3/KK/TKKXK/DK/DK/KK/DKKDKK/KDKDKD/KDDKD
lEku:n1c8373151821082899253800/00/014/81/2/KDXKSK/KKK/K/K/K/DKK/DDDDK/DKDKKD
Peeter:n1c50729183014238829221490/01/37/112/0/KTD/KDKDKD/DDK/DKDKDDKDDKDD
n1c78228425481220775679262560/03/435/266/5

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Player Chats
kARMA.n1c [Countdown]: hfhf
kARMA.n1c [9:11]: :!p
[7:55]: The Doors are opening!!
[7:12]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 2:47
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: w
kARMA.n1c [Intermission]: carrying hard
stRay.A [Warmup]: Rup
kARMA.n1c [Warmup]: le shoutout le stkzzzz
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: rup
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: Ready
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: Shoutout twa
[2:04]: The Doors are opening!!
[1:52]: Main blast door opening!
[1:18]: Allied team has transmitted the documents!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 1:29 (original: 2:47)
stRay.A [Intermission]: gg
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: Shoutout to Phazor
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: Shoutout twa
Mr.Geistig.A [Intermission]: Shoutout le stkzz
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: Ready
kARMA.n1c [Countdown]: hf
Mr.Geistig.A [Countdown]: gl
[11:25]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[11:16]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[9:50]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[9:50]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[9:50]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[9:50]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[9:50]: FIGHT!
[9:47]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[8:39]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:28]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:51]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:07]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:07]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[6:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:21]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:02]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:39]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:21]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:00]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:00]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:38]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[3:21]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
kARMA.n1c [3:18]: JESUS
[3:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:07]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:07]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:52
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: Ready
stRay.A [Warmup]: Rup
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Fucking overwriting binds in my own config
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: 'Oooh this button doesnt do anything, ill bind something to it'
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Ingame: 'Shit, that's the spawn timer button'
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: k
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: n1c
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: ;)
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Stray hush
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: Wait you're mental
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: Still hush
Mr.Geistig.A [Countdown]: wat,a
[8:09]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[7:17]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:16]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[7:14]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
kARMA.n1c [6:43]: FKN HELKL
[6:36]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
[6:35]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[6:10]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: Would you fuck off with the pauses
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: You can play ET without snacks
[6:10]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
Mr.Geistig.A [6:10]: funny
Mr.Geistig.A [6:10]: but
Mr.Geistig.A [6:10]: n1c
[6:10]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 150 seconds!
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: I'm going to make you rage
Peeter:n1c [6:10]: Selfkill bind disabled.
[6:10]: Match resuming in 135 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[6:10]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[6:10]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[6:10]: FIGHT!
[6:01]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[6:01]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:30]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:15]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[5:11]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:10]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
kARMA.n1c [4:58]: :s
[4:42]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[4:32]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[4:31]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[4:19]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[4:13]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[4:10]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:58]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
humM3L.A [3:41]: ggz
[3:41]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[3:37]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:37]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 5:15 (original: 8:52)
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: I meant more me doing 180 to triple you and then go onwards with the obj
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Mr i cant even backrape
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: wow
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: still u're shit
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Shit that tripled you
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: go on and search med+ games
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: :}D
Mr.Geistig.A [Warmup]: gettin carried bro
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: You jelly bro?
kARMA.n1c [Warmup]: what we waiting for?
stRay.A [Warmup]: Rup
[9:30]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:29]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
Mr.Geistig.A [9:27]: :D
Mr.Geistig.A [9:27]: :D
Mr.Geistig.A [9:26]: :D
Mr.Geistig.A [9:26]: :D
Mr.Geistig.A [9:26]: :D
[7:58]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[7:21]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:13]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
kARMA.n1c [6:51]: ok.
[6:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:01]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[4:54]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:02]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
Mr.Geistig.A [4:00]: :D
[3:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
kARMA.n1c [2:59]: spastic
[2:36]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[2:03]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[2:01]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[1:48]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
stRay.A [0:48]: gg
humM3L.A [0:48]: HUMMY HAPPY :H)
humM3L.A [0:48]: HUMMY HAPPY :H)
Mr.Geistig.A [0:26]: gg wp
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
lEku:n1c [Warmup]: Ready
stRay.A [Countdown]: :p
kARMA.n1c [Countdown]: hf
[11:49]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
Mr.Geistig.A [11:49]: pause
kARMA.n1c [11:49]: :!.
Mr.Geistig.A [11:49]: unpause
[11:49]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[11:49]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
lEku:n1c [11:49]: fuck sake rlly
[11:49]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[11:49]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[11:49]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[11:49]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
Peeter:n1c [11:49]: Well he did go a whole round without snacks
[11:49]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[11:49]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
Mr.Geistig.A [11:49]: kiwi anoying with cool music
[11:49]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[11:49]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[11:49]: FIGHT!
[10:52]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:33]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:03]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:58]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:30]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:36]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:32]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
kARMA.n1c [7:33]: :
[7:03]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:01]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:46]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:56]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:29]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:28]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:15]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
stRay.A [3:49]: :D:D:D
stRay.A [3:46]: wp guys
stRay.A [3:43]: thx 4 the game
Mr.Geistig.A [3:21]: gg
[3:21]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:38 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: Mr.Geistig.A disconnected
[Intermission]: kARMA.n1c disconnected
[Intermission]: Peeter:n1c disconnected
lEku:n1c [Intermission]: GONNA CRY SOON
[Intermission]: humM3L.A HB disconnected
[Intermission]: lEku:n1c disconnected

These stats are experimental and while we usually get very accurate numbers we can't guarantee they are 100% spot on. You can however view the endroundstats: Those are the endroundstats 1:1 how they were spammed on the server console, they are guaranteed to be correct (unless they're off, which sometimes happens too :p).
Some examples that will definitely break stats:

  • Server crash / restart
  • Players reconnecting with new ids
  • Too many random renames between rounds

Credits to the author of StatWhore of which we borrowed the awards and the general layout of the stats.
Thanks to Hannes who made the software that extracts all the stats from tv demos available to us.