Pornoduo vs gentle gentle 2*2 (2955 views)
14.03.12 18:00 CET
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | [pD]Joka! | 48 kills |
Killing Spree | [pD]Joka! | 8 frags without being killed |
Accountant | [pD]Joka! | 96% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | [pD]Lagz<3 | 13 gibs |
...and stay dead! | [pD]Lagz<3 | 38% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | [pD]Joka! | 42 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | [pD]Lagz<3 | 5 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | gentle'hARMEN.Nbs | 156 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | gentle'fLOPSY.et | 231 damage per frag |
What objective? | [pD]Joka! | 306 XP |
Red Shirt | gentle'hARMEN.Nbs | 53 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | gentle'hARMEN.Nbs | 16 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | gentle'fLOPSY.et | 160 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | gentle'hARMEN.Nbs | 1 team kills |
Gingerbread man | [pD]Joka! | 24 /kills |
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[11:06]: | Allies have damaged the West Wall |
[9:01]: | Allies capture the Forward Bunker! |
[8:21]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [8:21]: | phone |
[pD]Lagz<3 [8:21]: | k |
[8:21]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [8:21]: | HAVE FUN GUYS <33333333 |
[8:21]: | FIGHT! |
[pD]Joka! [4:15]: | :DD |
[4:12]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[4:12]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[4:11]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:57]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[3:40]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[3:40]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[3:37]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [3:36]: | :< |
[pD]Lagz<3 [3:26]: | epic fail :) |
[3:16]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[3:12]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [3:10]: | FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU : |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [3:08]: | :d |
[2:58]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[2:52]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[2:31]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[2:17]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[1:33]: | Axis have returned the objective! |
[1:33]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[1:29]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [0:01]: | gg |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 12:00 |
[11:14]: | Allies have damaged the East Wall |
[11:14]: | Door Controls have been constructed. |
[11:14]: | Allies have secured the forward bunker. |
[11:12]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [10:58]: | shit |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [10:57]: | :< |
[10:55]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[10:38]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[10:28]: | The Loading Doors are Closing! |
[9:59]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:47]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:39]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:22]: | The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate! |
[9:19]: | The Allies have stolen a gold crate! |
[9:02]: | The Loading Doors are Opening! |
[8:54]: | The Allies have secured a gold crate! |
[8:54]: | Allies have escaped with the Gold! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 3:05 (original: 12:00) |
[pD]Joka! [Intermission]: | gg |
[pD]Joka! [Countdown]: | vergessen shotout zu machen für meine Homies hast du noch |
[pD]Joka! [Countdown]: | :D |
[pD]Lagz<3 [Countdown]: | :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [11:58]: | shoutout to everyone! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [11:56]: | im a nice guy |
[10:44]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [10:29]: | hi |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [10:27]: | ? |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [10:26]: | L:< |
[10:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [10:13]: | :D |
[9:51]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[9:47]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
[pD]Lagz<3 [9:10]: | FAIL <3 |
[9:05]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [9:05]: | sec |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [9:05]: | harmen's got some shit going down |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [9:05]: | on his mic |
[pD]Lagz<3 [9:05]: | k |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [9:05]: | idk wtf is going on |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [9:05]: | I think his dad came |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [9:05]: | no idea |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [9:05]: | :D |
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gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [9:05]: | putted pizza bord in my bro's desc |
[9:05]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[9:05]: | FIGHT! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [9:03]: | lulz |
[8:36]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[8:16]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[8:10]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:58]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
[6:59]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | k sry guys |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | but harmen is eating |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | u don't have to wait |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | if u don't want to |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | we can wait |
[6:59]: | gentle'hARMEN.Nbs disconnected |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | k thanks <3333 |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | how long it does take ? |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | idk like 5-6 mins? |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | idk rly |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | thats ok |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 195 seconds! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | k ty |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | btw what's u guy's skill? |
[pD]Joka! [6:59]: | idk |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | idk |
[pD]Joka! [6:59]: | masturbate skill |
[pD]Joka! [6:59]: | :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | k danke |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | :< |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 165 seconds! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | omg i'm 7/4 |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | bitches im positive |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 150 seconds! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | shoutout to our like 3 viewers |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | i have a nade in my hand -.- :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | dont throw it at me pls |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | am @ west |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | k ty |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | west ? :D i'm east :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | k cool |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 105 seconds! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | we're good |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | throw east |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | but harman is on east i think :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | lies |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | he's disconnected |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | so he's @ spawn |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:59]: | better for us :D |
[6:59]: | Match resuming in 75 seconds! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | we have 75 seconds until u 2 get raped @ 2o1 |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | omg nade in the sky |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | at east |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | lulz |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:59]: | wtf do I do |
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[6:59]: | FIGHT! |
[pD]Joka! [6:59]: | nothing |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:58]: | Textzensur |
[6:58]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | danke |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | for your timeout |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | sir |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | how many viewers we got? |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | brb i'll go checl |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | btw we have 9 viewers |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:58]: | niceeeeee |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | :< |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | where do I see viewer peak? |
[pD]Joka! [6:58]: | yeah one of them comes from hamburg pimmelberg :D |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:58]: | **** me i'm famous |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | idk |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | no idea |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:58]: | :D |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | omg harmen is a nub |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:58]: | takes 5 minutes to eat belgian food |
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[6:58]: | FIGHT! |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:58]: | Textzernsur |
[6:57]: | Match is PAUSED! (Allies) |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | Textzensur |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | k last chance for harmen |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | yep |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | i get brain because i ate before the war started :D |
[pD]Joka! [6:57]: | :D |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | i never eat |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | so I never have brain |
[pD]Joka! [6:57]: | harmen should deepthorat his food |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | v512 |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | v51 |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | I'm actually playing better than normal today |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | he should move his ass |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | ya |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | 165 seconds |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | otherwise we just play 1o2 k? |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | because I still wanna play |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | that sucks |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | for you i think |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | for me, yes |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | nah |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | flopsy is med+ |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | so np |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | :P |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | best acc here |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | umad? |
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[pD]Joka! [6:57]: | well, i think it's gg |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | possibly |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | but still play it :( |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | I wanna play |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | joka from? |
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[pD]Joka! [6:57]: | then go on public or something |
[pD]Joka! [6:57]: | germany |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | and lagz |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | ? |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | ? |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | from? |
[pD]Joka! [6:57]: | from germany |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | germany |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | :D |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | ich bin ein berliner |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | lulz gg |
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[pD]Lagz<3 [6:57]: | finish map ? |
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gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:57]: | ya |
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[6:57]: | FIGHT! |
[6:37]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:35]: | oh fuck |
[6:34]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:31]: | selfkilled on 30 |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:28]: | that was highly retarded |
[6:23]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[6:20]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [6:10]: | 6 minutes 1o2 truckhold np |
[6:07]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
[pD]Lagz<3 [6:07]: | :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [5:51]: | harmen just got on xfire |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [5:50]: | lol |
[pD]Lagz<3 [5:43]: | Textzernsur |
[pD]Lagz<3 [5:42]: | Textzensur |
[pD]Joka! [5:42]: | no pauses ... :D |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [5:39]: | can't |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [5:39]: | luzl |
[pD]Lagz<3 [5:02]: | at second round we could wait |
[4:57]: | lol connected |
[4:47]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 7:12 |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Intermission]: | OMG FRAGGER?! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Intermission]: | :< |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Intermission]: | AND most damage |
[pD]Lagz<3 [Warmup]: | we could give you some more time ? |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | DUDE |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | MY DOG DIED |
[pD]Lagz<3 [Warmup]: | more time or not ? |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Warmup]: | srsly harmen? :/ |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Warmup]: | man that sucks |
[pD]Lagz<3 [Warmup]: | 2 min more if you want |
[pD]Lagz<3 [Warmup]: | for the 7:12 we give you 9:00 ok ? |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Warmup]: | harmen ye |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Warmup]: | dude i had to play 1o2 |
[pD]Lagz<3 [Warmup]: | rup |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Warmup]: | just play harmen |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [Warmup]: | care about comp |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | ye |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | 10 fps |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | no sounds |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | shity mouse |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | no cfg |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [Warmup]: | gg |
[7:04]: | [pD]Lagz<3called a vote. |
[7:03]: | Vote passed! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [8:49]: | ty |
[pD]Lagz<3 [8:46]: | np |
[pD]Lagz<3 [8:42]: | its much more fair i think |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [8:32]: | u won |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [8:26]: | cus my bro is gay |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [5:20]: | REVANGE W8ING |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [4:34]: | my bro was M |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [4:22]: | my bro was MAD cus he found pizza bord of me in his desc |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [4:12]: | so he changed pw on harmen's pc |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [4:09]: | now he putted the pc off and change the pc pw that fag |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [4:05]: | so now harmen is on a shitty pc |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [3:59]: | so lulz |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [3:46]: | 10 FPS , stinky mouse no cfg :D |
[2:52]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [2:48]: | HATERS GONNA HATE. |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [2:45]: | HATERS GONNA HATE. |
[2:28]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[2:17]: | The Axis have captured the forward bunker! |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [1:51]: | open door pls xDD |
gentle'hARMEN.Nbs [1:40]: | how u recaped flag |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [1:32]: | k ty |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [1:28]: | got some dmg |
[pD]Lagz<3 [1:28]: | np |
[pD]Lagz<3 [0:38]: | FAIL <3 |
gentle'fLOPSY.et [0:00]: | :D |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (9:00) |
[Intermission]: | gentle'hARMEN.et disconnected |
[Intermission]: | [pD]Lagz<3 disconnected |
[Intermission]: | gentle'fLOPSY.et disconnected |
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