burdel na kolkach vs Rage Quit (3197 views)

pl czaku
pl dean
pl N!ke
pl sosji
pl masoh
pl upload
16.03.12 23:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth Derrick 77 kills
Killing Spree Derrick 7 frags without being killed
Accountant Derrick 138% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! bNk noskill 10 gibs
...and stay dead! bNk noskill 29% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning Derrick 65 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! bNk noskill 6 SPAM kills
Fragstealer Derrick 179 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! masoh 260 damage per frag
What objective? Derrick 432 XP
Red Shirt N!ke bNk 77 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bNk noskill 13 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore PolagZ.dean 172 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut sosji 2 team kills
Gingerbread man sosji 28 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bNk noskill462603474100222745994891260/00/529/466/1219128213
N!ke bNk472433677501197884115691720/02/533/472/8219150212
PolagZ.dean6434442658101211566111802160/05/634/443/327516946
PolagZ.dean5284711221623135326909322385140/07/696/4411/3238149310
sosji853475261802281180391431420/06/143/305/322715046
masoh5526033604011468548393940/01/531/402/420814038
Derrick138432775680123135819373110/09/165/284/317616774
Derrick92103916217720046532238269092470/016/1139/2811/320415256
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNk noskill52661121301720332680660/00/19/133/0K/TK/DKDKDDD/DDK/KDDK/KKDK/DKD/DD
N!ke bNk82761417100723223119540/00/212/72/2K/XDDDKK/KDDKKDKK/K//K/KDDK/KDKD
PolagZ.dean65871320100536043233180/01/312/120/0//K/KDDDDD/KDDKKKDK/DKKDDKDDKDKKD
PolagZ.dean66229385850119795990321380/01/633/325/2
sosji4494818202826232421910/02/18/80/1////DDKK/T//DDK/KDDDDKTKDKKD
masoh50881020100421382513490/00/09/171/2DDDKDKDKKX/DK/D/DKDDXKDD/KXDKDDDK
Derrick1161302118301642713025110/04/018/110/1DKDKKK/K//DKKKK/DKKDKDDKDTKDKK/DDKK/KKDK
Derrick70312395660318903279591510/06/135/361/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNk noskill2173523201816792566600/00/35/121/0/KD/K//DTDKKD/D/D/DDDDDDDKDD/
N!ke bNk34721029100728523624180/00/110/210/1/DDK/DDDDDDDDXDKDD/KDK/DKDDDK/D/DKDK/DKK
PolagZ.dean611261118200435123231180/01/110/120/1DDK/DDDKD/DDKDKKDKKDDKKD/K/KD
PolagZ.dean3927126705011980439421960/01/525/451/2
sosji1059219183001237912713150/02/015/62/1/K/K/DK/KKKKKXDK/K/K/K/KDKK/KK//KK/DDD
masoh2266418001418922716160/00/15/130/0/DD/KTDDDDD/DK/DDDKDDKD
Derrick186116281520093738261400/03/025/60/0K/KK/DKKKKKK/K/KKKDK/KKDKDKDKK/K/KK/K/KKKKD
Derrick10427451515012594218043310/05/145/252/1
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNk noskill5692132320062746313500/00/111/161/0/DK/DKKDDKDKD/DDKK//DDKDKDKDDDKDKK/D
N!ke bNk36619253015185237151000/01/29/140/4DTD/DDDDKKD/DKK/DDDDKK/DDDKDDKD/DKD
PolagZ.dean5910513224103366238561240/02/28/163/1DKXD/DDKDD//DDKKKKDSKKDDKDKDDKDDDDKK
PolagZ.dean502583570911148260107062240/03/528/464/5
sosji941251819000540993100180/02/015/141/0KDDK//KK/KKDKKDDKDKDDKDKKKKDDD/KK/KDD
masoh121921714100423952273290/01/315/51/2KK/KKK/KK/DKDKDKDDKK/KKDKDDDKDK
Derrick117144201710064212288700/02/015/83/2KDKDKDKDK/KDKKDKKKD/DDKK/K/KKDK/KK/KD
Derrick111361555020015107068260470/05/345/275/4

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bNk noskill71295730011001110800/00/04/51/1DKDK/DKDDKKD
N!ke bNk5034360000858111100/01/02/50/1DKKDDKDDD
PolagZ.dean10026551000788860560/01/04/40/1KKKDKDDKDD
PolagZ.dean74891318400126473079560/02/010/141/3
sosji116367630031290909180/00/05/22/1/KDD/KKKKDK/K
masoh251428200242989100/00/12/50/0/DKDKDDDD/
Derrick13342862002136084700/00/17/31/0K/DDKDK/KKDKKK
Derrick91921720700730792647180/00/214/103/1

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Player Chats
Haushashi [Warmup]: no uplaod nie dawajcie speclocka to sobie popatrze jak strzelasz " live "
Derrick [Warmup]: to idz na ettv
Derrick [Warmup]: :-)
Haushashi [Warmup]: nie bo nie bedzie life
Derrick [Warmup]: tam jest live tylko opoznione
Derrick [Warmup]: !
Derrick [Warmup]: :XD
Haushashi [Warmup]: no to co to za polityka
Haushashi [Warmup]: aczemu ty grasz
Haushashi [Warmup]: no 3?
Haushashi [Warmup]: :D
Derrick [Warmup]: :XD
bNk noskill [Warmup]: dawajcie
bNk noskill [Warmup]: sosji kupiles micro?
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Haushashi [10:16]: :D
Haushashi [10:16]: :D
[10:13]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:56]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:31]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
Haushashi [9:02]: :D
Haushashi [7:52]: :D
[7:45]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:36]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:32]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
Derrick [6:32]: :XD
Haushashi [6:31]: :D
Haushashi [6:31]: :D
[5:58]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[5:35]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Haushashi [5:04]: :D
[3:52]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:51]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[3:38]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:41]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:18
masoh [Intermission]: best eng
masoh [Intermission]: :XD
sosji [Intermission]: best sucker
sosji [Intermission]: 8DDDDDDDDDDDD
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bNk noskill [Warmup]: powiem tak
bNk noskill [Warmup]: z ohurciulem 4;0 w dupe macie
bNk noskill [Warmup]: XD
masoh [Warmup]: oj tam oj tam
sosji [Countdown]: toc ja gram teraz jak ostatnia pizda XD
Haushashi [Countdown]: no jak zawsze
masoh [Countdown]: m2
sosji [Countdown]: :{D
sosji [Countdown]: :{D
bNk noskill [Countdown]: aj bez mychy sprawnej i podklady
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[8:36]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:13]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:55]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:53]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
Haushashi [7:32]: :D
Haushashi [7:25]: :D
Haushashi [6:09]: :D
Haushashi [6:08]: :D
Haushashi [6:08]: :D
Haushashi [6:08]: :D
Haushashi [6:08]: :D
[6:00]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:36]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Derrick [4:51]: :XD
Haushashi [4:48]: XD
[4:05]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:40]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[3:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
Haushashi [1:34]: :D
Derrick [1:34]: :XD
[0:59]: The Allied Truck is in position!
Haushashi [0:36]: :D
Haushashi [0:36]: :D
Haushashi [0:36]: :D
Haushashi [0:35]: :D
Haushashi [0:35]: :D
Haushashi [0:35]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:18)
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bNk noskill [Warmup]: upload jakbym zobaczyl ze kurwa bijesz tak na lanie to postawil bym Ci noc z dziwkami stary w najlepszym burdelu na swiecie:D
sosji [Warmup]: 8-D
masoh [Warmup]: oj tam oj tam
Haushashi [Warmup]: cos mi sie zdaje ze i tak bys nie postawil
Haushashi [Warmup]: XD
sosji [Warmup]: :{D
bNk noskill [Warmup]: postawilbym
bNk noskill [Warmup]: wygralem w totka 30milionow
Haushashi [Warmup]: to kup mi nowego kompa
masoh [Warmup]: chyba 30 zl
Derrick [Countdown]: to kup mi limuzyne na lana
Derrick [Countdown]: to przyjade
sosji [Countdown]: :{D
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Haushashi [11:16]: tym czaku dales oswiadczenie ze Ty na lanie tez sie pojawisz :D tylko na ktorym
[11:14]: Allies have damaged the West Wall
Haushashi [10:11]: :D
Haushashi [10:10]: :D
bNk noskill [8:27]: :XD
Haushashi [8:26]: :D
Haushashi [8:25]: :D
Haushashi [8:25]: :D
Haushashi [8:04]: ja nic nie mowie jak cos
Haushashi [8:03]: :Dd
Derrick [8:01]: :XD
[7:56]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[7:02]: Axis reclaim the Forward Bunker!
Derrick [6:20]: :D
[6:18]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:59]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[5:59]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:58]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[5:56]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:51]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
Haushashi [4:22]: :D
sosji [4:18]: :{D
PolagZ.dean [4:18]: :d
[4:07]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Derrick [3:42]: :XD
masoh [3:39]: XD
Derrick [3:36]: BOOM
[3:26]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
bNk noskill [3:04]: lol wez :D
Haushashi [3:01]: :D
[2:43]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[2:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[2:04]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[1:31]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[1:23]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[1:09]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
masoh [1:06]: ding ding ding
[0:36]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[0:36]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 6 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 5 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 4 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[0:36]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[0:36]: FIGHT!
Haushashi [0:23]: :D
Haushashi [0:01]: :D
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
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Haushashi [11:39]: :D
[11:36]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[10:59]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[10:59]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[10:57]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[10:46]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[10:45]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
Haushashi [10:43]: :)
Haushashi [10:41]: :D:D::D
Haushashi [10:32]: 3.50 <- koneser ET
[10:07]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[9:47]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[9:33]: The Loading Doors are Closing!
[9:25]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
Haushashi [9:15]: :D
sosji [9:13]: :XD
[9:10]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
Haushashi [8:46]: :D
Haushashi [8:45]: :D
Haushashi [8:45]: :D
[8:45]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[8:44]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[8:30]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[8:30]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 3:29 (original: 12:00)
[Intermission]: PolagZ.dean disconnected
masoh [Intermission]: niggerr plss
[Intermission]: N!ke bNk disconnected
Derrick [Intermission]: gg
[Intermission]: Derrick disconnected
sosji [Intermission]: gg bb
[Intermission]: masoh disconnected
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[Intermission]: bNk noskill disconnected

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