hadoken vs burdel na kolkach (3987 views)

fr Blanka
fr Dhalsim
fr denZel
pl czaku
pl N!ke
pl sub
fr Ryu noob backstabber kicked from fr hadoken and replaced by the powerful fr denZel
19.03.12 21:45 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hadoken{Blanka 51 kills
Killing Spree ^IHaushashi 5 frags without being killed
Accountant hadoken{Blanka 98% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hadoken{denZel 10 gibs
...and stay dead! czakubNk 37% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning hadoken{Blanka 38 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hadoken{Blanka 10 SPAM kills
Fragstealer hadoken{Blanka 152 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! hadoken{Dhalsim 329 damage per frag
What objective? hadoken{Blanka 288 XP
Red Shirt czakubNk 57 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? czakubNk 8 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore ^IHaushashi 165 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut czakubNk 3 team kills
Gingerbread man hadoken{Dhalsim 21 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
czakubNk33181195770315574363833570/00/418/364/430211228
blitZ N!ke55186285100213563069642870/04/524/272/620113736
^IHaushashi 9224147497211384247993630/06/332/309/517915754
Haushashi 596089415714264119797213407070/010/374/3015/522713536
hadoken{Dhalsim58213295050121684666072570/00/228/221/523613225
hadoken{Blanka98288515270019818867631760/03/538/2710/316113047
hadoken{denZel762833546100214680668241200/09/328/260/319414846
hadoken{7878411514822035421840201945530/012/394/2611/319713736
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
czakubNk321038253027296827132110/00/18/182/1DD/KKDXDD//K//TDDDDDDDDKDDDTD/KDKX/KK
blitZ N!ke578212210018236828321390/04/18/111/1DD/DDKKKT//K/DK/DDDDDKDKK/D/K/DKKK
^IHaushashi 9596202151153690372550/04/215/152/1K/K/KDKDDKKD//KDDXSKDDKDDDKDKDXKKKDKKKDTKDK/K
Haushashi 61281406781420902692703550/08/431/445/3
hadoken{Dhalsim779017223001228332779840/00/217/60/2/KK/DKKDK///D/K/KK/KD/KK//KK/DKKDDKKDDD
hadoken{Blanka75811824300937203349760/00/317/121/0KKD/KDDKDKDK//DK/KDK/K/KKK/KDKDKKD//KDDDDD
hadoken{denZel5787122140062717289800/04/38/110/1/DK/DDDK/KDKDK/K/KK/KKDDDKDDDKDDD
hadoken{702584767100027927090261600/04/842/291/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
czakubNk534581540041841229900/00/27/91/0K/DDK/DDK/KDKDDKDK/KDDD
blitZ N!ke3150516000413821954360/00/35/80/1K/DDDKDDDKDDDK/DK//DD
^IHaushashi 85491214110616381824580/00/19/53/1/KK/KKKSKDK/K/DKDK/DKK/DDD
Haushashi 5614425455101448616077940/00/621/224/2
hadoken{Dhalsim41665121013195717571150/00/06/70/2DDDKD/KTD//DKDDKDK
hadoken{Blanka110991110100319231313180/02/07/72/1KD/DDX/DKDKDKKK/KKDKKK
hadoken{denZel100941414400521971791360/04/010/80/1DKKKD//K/KKKD/KKDK/DDDDDKKKK
hadoken{84259303660111607748611690/06/023/222/4
Player Summary for sp_delivery_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
czakubNk2133314001393413711460/00/03/81/3D//DKDDDDKKDDDDD/T
blitZ N!ke90439100011138414871120/00/19/61/2KDDDKKDKKDTKDKDKKD/D
^IHaushashi 12075121010012528172500/02/06/83/3DKDK/KKDKXKDDDKDDDKKKKKX
Haushashi 7715124341025484645832580/02/118/225/8
hadoken{Dhalsim5449611100315571597580/00/05/71/1/KDKDDDK/DDK/KDDK
hadoken{Blanka11571151330031775178100/01/29/85/1DKK/XXKDDKDKDKK/KK/DKKKKDKDKDD
hadoken{denZel1148787102112511468660/00/010/50/1KKTTDDKD/KKKDKKDD
hadoken{9420729315027458348461240/01/224/206/3

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
czakubNk000300010000/00/10/10/0D/D
blitZ N!ke501124000049669100/00/02/20/2DDKDKD
^IHaushashi 752134000156871900/00/02/21/0K/KDDKD
Haushashi 423251100021064141000/00/14/51/2
hadoken{Dhalsim20815000349947400/00/00/20/0/K/D/D
hadoken{Blanka14037750004770320820/00/05/02/1DK/KK/K/K/KK
hadoken{denZel2515141002641667180/01/00/20/0//DDK
hadoken{62609141009191014611000/01/05/42/1

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Player Chats
[10:17]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[10:17]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[10:17]: FIGHT!
[9:59]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:27]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[9:24]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:56]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[7:34]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:01]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[7:01]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[7:01]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[7:01]: Match resuming in 195 seconds!
[7:01]: Match resuming in 180 seconds!
czakubNk [7:00]: sup provokkkk:)
[7:01]: MEGUSTA/TEKi connected
[7:01]: Match resuming in 165 seconds!
[7:01]: Allies team locked from spectators by Haushashi
hadoken{Blanka [7:01]: satix lagging
^IHaushashi [7:00]: czaku : mamy zajebisty cios nie mozemy tego spierdolic
[7:01]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
^IHaushashi [7:01]: :D
[7:01]: Match resuming in 9 seconds!
czakubNk [7:00]: :XD
[7:01]: Match resuming in 8 seconds!
czakubNk [7:00]: :XD
[7:01]: Match resuming in 7 seconds!
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[7:01]: FIGHT!
^IHaushashi [6:58]: lol
[4:21]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:06]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:03]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[2:50]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:10]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:49
[9:35]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[9:19]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:54]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[8:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[7:53]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:50]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:03]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
^IHaushashi [6:20]: :d
[6:02]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[5:53]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[5:53]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[5:40]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
czakubNk [4:36]: gg
hadoken{Dhalsim [4:33]: .
hadoken{Dhalsim [4:31]: gg
^IHaushashi [4:22]: moar
[4:05]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 6:43 (original: 10:49)
hadoken{denZel [Warmup]: :)
hadoken{Dhalsim [Warmup]: rup
hadoken{Blanka [Countdown]: gl
hadoken{Ryu [10:59]: speclock allies
[10:54]: Allies team locked from spectators by blitZ N!ke
[10:27]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[9:39]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[9:39]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[9:36]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[7:28]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:58]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:31]: The Axis have intercepted the stolen gold crate!
[6:21]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
[6:20]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[6:06]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[6:01]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[5:42]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[5:42]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 6:17
hadoken{Dhalsim [Intermission]: qui es tu
[5:34]: Allies have damaged the East Wall
[5:22]: Allies capture the Forward Bunker!
[5:00]: Allies have secured the forward bunker.
[5:00]: Door Controls have been constructed.
[4:55]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
^IHaushashi [4:48]: OK
^IHaushashi [4:47]: :D
[4:28]: The Loading Doors are Opening!
hadoken{Blanka [4:25]: :D
[4:25]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
hadoken{Blanka [4:22]: dumb polaks :d
[4:14]: The Allies have stolen a gold crate!
[3:58]: Allies have escaped with the Gold!
[3:58]: The Allies have secured a gold crate!
[Intermission]: czakubNk disconnected
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 2:19 (original: 6:17)
^IHaushashi [Intermission]: brain team
[Intermission]: hadoken{denZel disconnected
hadoken{Dhalsim [Intermission]: bb
^IHaushashi [Intermission]: : D
[Intermission]: Haushashi disconnected
[Intermission]: blitZ N!ke disconnected

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