No1cares vs bacardi team (4009 views)

ee Peeter
se Cockgobbler
fi Salaneuvos
pl Arnold
pl Derrick
pl sub
23.03.12 22:30 CET
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth no1cares pussyhunter fuchs 97 kills
Killing Spree Salaneuvos:n1c 5 frags without being killed
Accountant no1cares pussyhunter fuchs 81% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! Salaneuvos:n1c 21 gibs
...and stay dead! Peeter:n1c 28% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning no1cares pussyhunter fuchs 87 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! Peeter:n1c 13 SPAM kills
Fragstealer no1cares pussyhunter fuchs 222 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! adidas///Arnold 258 damage per frag
What objective? no1cares pussyhunter fuchs 643 XP
Red Shirt SQuid 132 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? adidas///Arnold 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore no1cares pussyhunter fuchs 155 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut adidas///Arnold 3 team kills
Gingerbread man Peeter:n1c 54 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
Salaneuvos:n1c756058811721014218312175701480/04/978/637/620815059
Peeter:n1c474516012717025412514167496110/01/448/6413/7209132510
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs806439712016123820208183754880/07/487/725/520815238
ter6716992453645415134510345269412470/012/4213/7225/520814549
SQuid54527721328102814933165072970/04/470/953/12207124310
adidas///Arnold605176811413034516247146103490/08/358/615/6239128312
adidas///steveF75603841111912421851216972960/06/671/579/6220152310
id621647224357402511549692480897420/018/6199/5717/6222135311
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Salaneuvos:n1c1051211918300931032484360/00/117/82/0KKDK/KKKDK/KDKKDDK/KDDK/K///KDKKK/K/D
Peeter:n1c77861722500102631314700/00/014/113/2//KKKKK/KDKDD/XKK/DDD/KDDKK/KDDDK//K/KDK
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs10511921203018430934111300/02/219/91/1KD/DDKKKDKK/DKTDKDKKKDDK/KDK/KDKK//KK/K/KD
ter9632657601101271004390421660/02/350/286/3
SQuid2797829100330313618380/01/15/232/2DDKDDDDKDDDDDDDDDK/KDDKK/DDKDDDKDDD/D
adidas///Arnold631051219300431023148360/01/111/130/2DDDK/KKXDK/KDKKDDDKDDDK/DKDDKD/K
adidas///steveF721021318401229093277360/01/012/141/2DKDDKD/TDKKDKKD/KDKKKDDKKDDDDDKD
id54304336680199042100431100/03/228/503/6

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Salaneuvos:n1c2879621100426773384180/00/26/150/1/DDKDDDXDKDDDDDK/KDD/DDDK/KD
Peeter:n1c3110072210041940301400/00/27/140/2DKDDKDKDDDDD/KD/KKDDDD/DDDDK/
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs8510518216015352938302210/02/016/151/1DKDKKKDDKKKDKTDK/KD/DK/DDKKDDKK/KDD/DKKD
ter482843164801138146102282390/02/429/441/4
SQuid75701216100821192169970/01/116/130/1KKKDKDDK//DDKDKDKKK/K/KK/KK/K/DDXXDD/KDD
adidas///Arnold69108162320214388228031420/03/013/92/0DKKKDK/KK//K//K/DD//DK/KD/KKTT/KDK/K/K/DD
adidas///steveF9010418206001137852542180/00/116/82/0KDKKDKDK/K/DKD/DDKK/K/D/K/KK//K/K/KDKK
id78282465990233978675142570/04/245/304/1
Player Summary for braundorf_b4
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Salaneuvos:n1c408182000032427276400/01/27/130/2KKKDD/DKDDD/DDDDDKKDDDDDDK/K
Peeter:n1c25625201008163929081050/00/13/92/2DDDK/D/K/KDDD//K/DD/D/DKD
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs7381111530022502251900/01/210/80/3KDKDDKDDK/KKKDKKDDDDK/KDDD
ter46224245540013656881911050/02/520/302/7
SQuid77811418000825082047360/01/012/101/0DDK/DKK//KDKK/KD//KDDKKDK/KKD/KD
adidas///Arnold76901317701826432406990/04/08/72/2K/D/DK/D/KD/KKDKDK/KK/DKKT/DKKD
adidas///steveF1151011513300830402115180/01/310/34/0D/KKK/K//K/D/KDKK/DKKXK/KKKKD
id892724248100124819165681530/06/330/207/2

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Salaneuvos:n1c14312123161200937382732360/00/020/83/1K/KD/KK/KKDKK/DKXK/KDKKKKK/KDK/KK/K/DKKXD
Peeter:n1c405482040213191824263070/00/07/73/0DDD//KD//T/K///D/KK/K//D/KDTKK
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs941081819110934682694360/01/015/92/0K/DKD/KKDD/KDKK/KK/KKK/K/KD/K/KDDKSKD
ter922834955171231912478523790/01/042/248/1
SQuid5867101710022279261400/00/110/110/3DDKDKK/KKDKDDDDKKDDDKD/KDDD
adidas///Arnold3182619100427553009180/00/06/130/2DKK/KD/DDD/DDDDDDK/DDKKDD
adidas///steveF337472100022818350100/00/07/170/2KKDDDDD/KDDDDKDDDDDDDD/DKKKD
id412232357200878529124180/00/123/410/7
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Salaneuvos:n1c861062023201123657335180/03/216/72/2//KK/K/DK/KK/DDKD/KDK///DDDKKTKKK/KDKK/DKDKK
Peeter:n1c808216202001024282414610/00/011/115/0/DKK/KDKD/KKKDK/DKDK/K/KDK/KXDKD//K/D
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs105107212020093714327100/01/019/111/0DKK/K/DKDD/DKDKDKK/K/KK/KDKK/KKDKDKK/KK/D
ter9029557636013197999036690/04/246/298/2
SQuid27979331003227133211260/01/18/240/6/DDDDDDDD/KDDK/DKDDDDKDDDDDKKKDDDKDDKDDDXDD
adidas///Arnold551321018000638653244540/00/210/100/0KKDDKD//KD/KKKDK/DD/KDDKDD/D
adidas///steveF561341323311729003234240/01/111/122/2/DDDK/KSK/KK/K/D/D/KDDDKDDDKTDKDDKKKD
id46363327441116903697992040/02/429/462/8

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
Salaneuvos:n1c63971219300527102855500/00/212/120/0/DKKDK/K/K/DDK/DDKDDDKDDDKKDKDK
Peeter:n1c30677234009195828401380/01/16/120/1//DKDD/DK/DKDD/DD//DDDK/KDDKK/
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs321238251005268626501010/00/08/200/0/KDDKKDDDDDDK/DDDDDKKDDD/D/DDK/DK
ter42287276780019735483452890/01/326/440/1
SQuid100115191941042725273800/00/019/140/0KDK/KDKDKKDDDK/KDDKK/KKDKK/DKKSKKDKDDD
adidas///Arnold610111800090000/00/010/91/0/D/KKDKD/KK/KK//K/K//DKDDDKDD
adidas///steveF112881816300123060230300/03/115/30/0/K/D/KDK/K/K/K/KKK/KKK/K/KK/KK/KDD
id912034853710255785504100/03/144/261/0

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Player Chats
Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Shoutout jelly nation
SQuid [Countdown]: HF
adidas///steveF [Countdown]: :XD
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adidas///steveF [11:52]: :XD
adidas///steveF [11:48]: :XD
adidas///steveF [11:48]: :XD
[11:34]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:57]: The Tank has been damaged!
[6:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:37]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:17]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[4:45]: The Tank has been damaged!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
Salaneuvos:n1c [Intermission]: wp
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: cockgobbler on fire
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Intermission]: pussy hunting
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Peeter:n1c [Warmup]: Hairy Faggot and the goblet of cock
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[11:35]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:54]: The Tank has been repaired!
[9:51]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[9:51]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[9:20]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[8:46]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
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[8:46]: adidas///Patelnia Removed by TZAC server per TZAC master request : Session timed out.
[8:46]: Allies team locked from spectators by Salaneuvos:n1c
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[8:46]: SQuid connected
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[8:46]: FIGHT!
[8:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:22]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:16]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Peeter:n1c [8:16]: Sup
[8:16]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
SQuid [8:16]: he left ts
adidas///steveF [8:16]: :XD
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [8:16]: dont make him mad..
SQuid [8:16]: ^.^
[8:16]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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[8:16]: FIGHT!
[7:45]: The Tank has been damaged!
[7:30]: The Tank has been repaired!
[7:03]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[5:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
adidas///steveF [1:31]: :XD
Peeter:n1c [0:26]: Oeh
adidas///Arnold [0:15]: fucking low aiming
adidas///Arnold [0:10]: fucking gym ruined my aim
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: Yer same here
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: hardcore gym
adidas///Arnold [Intermission]: sure
adidas///steveF [Intermission]: xdd
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Intermission]: squid only good player here
SQuid [Intermission]: I know right
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[7:48]: Allies capture the factory district!
[7:42]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[6:51]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:49]: Axis recapture the factory district!
SQuid [6:27]: swedish net
SQuid [6:24]: :E
[6:10]: Allies capture the factory district!
[6:01]: The side gate has been built!
[5:31]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
[5:24]: Allies have destroyed the Side Door!
Salaneuvos:n1c [2:40]: lol @ gib
Salaneuvos:n1c [2:02]: seriously
SQuid [1:25]: rambo engineer
SQuid [1:22]: :E
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 10:00
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SQuid [Warmup]: did you know
SQuid [Warmup]: titanic is in 3d now
SQuid [Warmup]: :E
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[9:13]: Allies capture the factory district!
[9:12]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[5:26]: Allies capture the factory district!
[5:23]: Axis recapture the factory district!
[2:26]: Allies capture the factory district!
[2:03]: The side gate has been built!
[1:42]: Allies have destroyed the Main Gate!
Salaneuvos:n1c [0:17]: constructive attacking
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [0:10]: just ramboing
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (10:00)
SQuid [Intermission]: this server is retarded as fuck lol
SQuid [Intermission]: noone can his shit :D
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: I know man
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Intermission]: haha :P
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Intermission]: u and peeter
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no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Warmup]: in that case
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SQuid [10:51]: ...
SQuid [10:48]: that
SQuid [10:46]: server
[10:15]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:12]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[9:38]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[9:25]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:47]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:34]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:30]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:26]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[7:33]: wittu connected
[7:16]: Allies team locked by adidas///Arnold
[7:15]: SQuidcalled a vote.
[7:14]: lEkuhas been kicked!
[7:14]: Vote passed!
[7:14]: lEku player kicked
[6:33]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
[6:32]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[6:32]: Allies team locked from spectators by adidas///Arnold
[6:32]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
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Peeter:n1c [6:33]: My net is awesome
Peeter:n1c [6:33]: Yawn
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[6:32]: FIGHT!
[6:30]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[5:24]: Match is PAUSED! (Axis)
Salaneuvos:n1c [5:23]: peeter fone
[5:24]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
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[5:23]: FIGHT!
Salaneuvos:n1c [4:17]: omg
[4:09]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[4:01]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[3:27]: The Crane Controls have been destroyed.
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
SQuid [Intermission]: pretty retarded game so far
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Salaneuvos:n1c [Warmup]: man u fucked up big time upstairs guys
Salaneuvos:n1c [Warmup]: medics were totally asleep
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Warmup]: Rambo meics
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Warmup]: medics
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Warmup]: everyone for frags
SQuid [Warmup]: :")
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: We put our faith in sala
Peeter:n1c [Countdown]: And he delivers
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Countdown]: another full hold and i quit!
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[10:22]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[10:14]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:52]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[8:59]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[8:52]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:49]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:46]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
Salaneuvos:n1c [8:31]: man squid you should get better medic
Salaneuvos:n1c [8:30]: s
SQuid [8:25]: I agree
SQuid [8:23]: need xperia
SQuid [8:21]: ^.^
Salaneuvos:n1c [8:19]: :D
[7:16]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[6:45]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:12]: The Depot Fence has been destroyed.
[5:39]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
SQuid [3:28]: 'WPKFSETG
SQuid [3:28]: RDSGF
SQuid [3:28]: RDG
SQuid [3:27]: GH
SQuid [3:27]: 'DHG
SQuid [3:27]: DH
SQuid [3:27]: DGH'F
[3:20]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[3:19]: The Allies have activated the crane!
SQuid [3:18]: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
[3:06]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[1:43]: adidas///Arnold disconnected
SQuid [1:40]: such a random game
SQuid [1:39]: lol
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [1:33]: DID HE EGO QUIT
SQuid [1:30]: no
adidas///steveF [1:13]: :XD
Peeter:n1c [1:07]: Wp
[1:07]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 10:52 (original: 12:00)
SQuid [Intermission]: gg
Peeter:n1c [Intermission]: Shoutout jelly nation
SQuid [Intermission]: weird game tho
no1cares pussyhunter fuchs [Intermission]: shoutout pussy hunters
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