burdel na kolkach vs Improper Bastards (3040 views)

pl czaku
pl N!ke
cz Rifleman
fi DMZ
fi Hoffa
fi Jacker
28.03.12 22:15 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth hff > iBastards 75 kills
Killing Spree hff > iBastards 7 frags without being killed
Accountant MikaHakkinen > iBastards 126% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! hff > iBastards 25 gibs
...and stay dead! hff > iBastards 33% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning MikaHakkinen > iBastards 68 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! hff > iBastards 8 SPAM kills
Fragstealer bn/<.czaku 148 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! DMZ > iBastards 269 damage per frag
What objective? hff > iBastards 533 XP
Red Shirt bn/<.czaku 91 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? bn/<.czaku 9 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore MikaHakkinen > iBastards 206 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut MikaHakkinen > iBastards 2 team kills
Gingerbread man bn/<.czaku 29 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
[-] (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
bn/<.czaku62274569112012985199543180/03/251/563/515210549
bn/<.N!ke4830541857012410380102642970/22/135/555/325312139
bn/<.Rifleman79486567112011312832104781930/07/647/483/622914855
bn/<.62106515324731036631731302855080/012/6133/4811/621112548
MikaHakkinen > iBastards1264907257160261211611416861/04/468/471/216820065
hff > iBastards106533757125012511862114951641/12/365/398/415816276
DMZ > iBastards463763473512168578106601721/03/530/512/225214439
> iBastards90139918120146154732556335714223/09/5163/5111/219316957
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bn/<.czaku909419215001027132731180/02/015/112/1KDKXKDKK/K/K/D/DKDDK/DK/K/KK/KDK/KK/KDDDK
bn/<.N!ke738114191001033412566900/00/012/82/1KKK/K/DD/KK//KDDDK//DDK/K/K/DKKDK
bn/<.Rifleman7510115201018362830831030/01/013/122/0//TKDKK/K/DDKKDDKKDK/K/KKK//KDDDDDKD
bn/<.79276486070128968283802110/03/040/316/2
MikaHakkinen > iBastards681171319301333603478300/00/114/140/2DDKDKXDD/DKDKK/DKDKDTDDKKD/DKKDKKD
hff > iBastards631321422400932093402640/00/113/101/2DKD/KDDDDKK//KKK//D/DKK/DDD/DK/KKKKD
DMZ > iBastards2282522201318112802370/00/16/180/1DDTKDDDKDK/DDK/DXDDDDDDKDD/DD
> iBastards51331326390215838096821310/00/333/421/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bn/<.czaku481031429400122881301100/00/014/160/1/KDDDK/DKDKDK/K/K///DDD/D/K//KDKDDK/KDDKKDD
bn/<.N!ke398411284018273929431240/00/110/182/1KDKDDK/KDK/DDDD/D/DK/KD/KD/TKDDDKDDDDK/D
bn/<.Rifleman1131621715600145032822540/01/116/120/2KDDDKDKDDDKKKKDDKDK/KKDXKDKKKKKDD
bn/<.6734942721401211012387761780/01/240/462/4
MikaHakkinen > iBastards123125211760023238320300/02/019/150/0KDKKDKDKKDK/KDKDKKKKKDDDKDKK/DKKKDDDDK
hff > iBastards951162021801831773489240/00/119/112/1D/TK/KK/KDDKDDDKK/DKKDKD/KDKK/KKDK/KDDKK/K
DMZ > iBastards41891024310923613431520/00/09/151/0KDKXDKD/K/DDDDK//K//KDK/DD/KDD/SDDK
> iBastards863305162171119877610123760/02/147/413/1
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bn/<.czaku4877122530022925380100/01/111/200/2D/DKDDDKDDDDKDDDDDDDKKDKDDKKDKKKK/DDD
bn/<.N!ke244362510022144299030/00/06/220/1DDDDDKDKDDKDDDDD/DDDK/DDKDKDDDD
bn/<.Rifleman731421419200127912599180/02/112/160/1DDDKKKKDDDKDDKDKDKK/DKDDDDKKDDKKD
bn/<.482623269600578609390210/03/229/580/4
MikaHakkinen > iBastards2091422311100133822391180/01/221/81/0KDKKDKKKKKK/KKKKKKDKKDDKDKDDKDDKKK
hff > iBastards2001743015800538633080760/01/026/103/0KK/KKKKKDKDKK/DKKKKKKKDK//KDKKDK/KKKDKKDDKKDK
DMZ > iBastards681251116000421452389360/00/111/110/0K/KKDDD/KDDKDKDKDK//KDDKKDD
> iBastards159441644290010939078601300/02/358/294/0

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
bn/<.czaku680111600150000/00/111/91/1/KDDKKDDDDD/TK/K/KDKDKK/KDKD
bn/<.N!ke76971013100421561765800/22/07/71/0DDDKKDKD/DKKK/K/KK/DDKD
bn/<.Rifleman58811017300319101974180/03/46/81/3KDDKDDDK//KKDDDKDXKDDKK/DDKD
bn/<.6717831464011240663739980/25/524/243/4
MikaHakkinen > iBastards1501061510601021362344381/01/114/100/0KKKKKTKDKKDKDKDKXKDDDKDKDKD
hff > iBastards84111111350031613152401/11/17/82/1DD/KX/DKKDKDK/DDDKKKDDKKK
DMZ > iBastards7280811001022612038471/03/34/71/1KKKDDDDKDTDKDKKDKDDD
> iBastards10229734341102360105906853/15/525/253/2

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Player Chats
bn/<.Rifleman [Countdown]: shoutout to mnew :))
[10:37]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:34]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[10:33]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:32]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:30]: Match is PAUSED! (Allies)
[8:30]: Match resuming in 225 seconds!
[8:30]: Match resuming in 210 seconds!
[8:30]: Match resuming in 10 seconds!
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[8:30]: Match resuming in 3 seconds!
bn/<.czaku [8:30]: :XD
[8:30]: Match resuming in 2 seconds!
[8:30]: Match resuming in 1 seconds!
[8:30]: FIGHT!
[8:18]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[7:53]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:48]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:57]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[6:48]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:40]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[6:21]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[5:08]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[4:30]: The Allied Truck is in position!
bn/<.czaku [2:10]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [2:10]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [2:10]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [2:10]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [1:16]: GG
bn/<.czaku [1:12]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [1:11]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [1:11]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [1:11]: :XD
[0:58]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[0:57]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[0:44]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
bn/<.czaku [0:43]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [0:35]: :XD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
bn/<.czaku [Countdown]: gl hf guys
[8:46]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[8:45]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:03]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[6:41]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[6:32]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[5:20]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:16]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:19]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:18]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:43]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[1:44]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (12:00)
bn/<.Rifleman [Intermission]: gg wp
bn/<.czaku [Countdown]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [Countdown]: gl hf
[11:33]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bn/<.czaku [9:16]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [9:16]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [9:16]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [9:16]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [9:15]: :XD
bn/<.czaku [6:41]: ..
[6:05]: The Tank has been repaired!
[6:03]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[5:13]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:26]: The Tank has been damaged!
[4:18]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:14]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[2:42]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bn/<.czaku [2:19]: gg
[2:17]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[1:56]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[1:10]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[0:18]: The Tank has been repaired!
bn/<.czaku [0:01]: :XD
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
bn/<.czaku [Warmup]: F1 fuckers
bn/<.czaku [11:14]: GG\
[11:11]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:09]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[10:58]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[10:41]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
bn/<.czaku [10:35]: gg wp
[9:28]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[9:21]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:20]: The Tank has been damaged!
[8:57]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:38]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[6:38]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:34]: The Tank has been damaged!
hff > iBastards [6:29]: >d
[5:50]: Axis team has destroyed the Allied Command Post!
[5:32]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
[4:23]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[3:39]: bn/<.czaku disconnected
[3:37]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 8:22 (original: 12:00)
bn/<.Rifleman [Intermission]: gg wp, cya
[Intermission]: DMZ > iBastards disconnected
hff > iBastards [Warmup]: gg

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