zehMACHINE vs klapki kubota (2883 views)
31.03.12 01:30 CEST
Awards | awarded to | for |
Lady Macbeth | mJez sosbeAtji | 43 kills |
Killing Spree | mJez BoOk | 7 frags without being killed |
Accountant | mJez sosbeAtji | 98% kills/killed ratio |
He's dead, Jim! | mJez BoOk | 9 gibs |
...and stay dead! | mJez BoOk | 24% gibs/kill |
Lead Poisoning | mJez sosbeAtji | 39 SMG kills |
Spammity spam spam! | mJez sosbeAtji | 6 SPAM kills |
Fragstealer | mjezhenryk | 150 damage per frag |
Die! Damn you, Die! | mJez BoOk | 246 damage per frag |
What objective? | mJez sosbeAtji | 303 XP |
Red Shirt | mjezhenryk | 62 deaths |
Are these pliers sharp? | mjezhenryk | 12 deaths without fragging |
Med Pack Whore | mJez sosbeAtji | 175 damage per death |
Eyes Wide Shut | mJez sosbeAtji | 3 team kills |
Gingerbread man | mjezhenryk | 21 /kills |
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[9:39]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[9:08]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
[8:42]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
[7:42]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[7:28]: | Allies have reclaimed the Forward Bunker! |
mjezhenryk [7:28]: | XD |
twA ZEHMACHINE [7:13]: | gg :x |
[7:07]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 2:52 |
sTKz ZEHMACHINE [Intermission]: | WWWWWWWWW |
sTKz ZEHMACHINE [Intermission]: | GREAT SUCCESS |
mjezhenryk [Intermission]: | miesny jez to moje ulubione danie |
mJez sosbeAtji [Warmup]: | zrobilam go, zeby bylo nam dobrze |
nIGGERMAn ZEHMACHINE [Warmup]: | jez to moje for real??? |
mJez sosbeAtji [Warmup]: | 8-D |
mjezhenryk [Warmup]: | ahhsa |
mjezhenryk [Warmup]: | on jest poprostu przeslodni |
mjezhenryk [Warmup]: | przeslodki |
mJez sosbeAtji [Warmup]: | sam tluszcz kurwa |
sTKz ZEHMACHINE [Warmup]: | rup |
[2:00]: | The Axis have blown the Main Entrance! |
sTKz ZEHMACHINE [1:17]: | wow |
[1:12]: | Axis have captured the Forward Bunker! |
[0:54]: | The Axis team has transmited the Secret War Documents! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective reached at 1:58 (original: 2:52) |
mJez BoOk [Intermission]: | gg |
mJez sosbeAtji [Intermission]: | u got luck |
sTKz ZEHMACHINE [Intermission]: | most unhittable fuckers ever :D |
twA ZEHMACHINE [Intermission]: | fu |
nIGGERMAn ZEHMACHINE [Intermission]: | jubanji low |
mJez sosbeAtji [Intermission]: | i bet on u 1400 euros |
mJez sosbeAtji [Intermission]: | XD |
twA ZEHMACHINE [Intermission]: | :D |
twA ZEHMACHINE [Intermission]: | i know |
twA ZEHMACHINE [Warmup]: | fu mexx |
mJez BoOk [Warmup]: | rup |
mJez BoOk [Warmup]: | ;D |
fatty [Countdown]: | shoutout to mex |
mJez sosbeAtji [Countdown]: | hf |
fatty [Countdown]: | he is shit |
fatty [Countdown]: | and fat |
twA ZEHMACHINE [11:17]: | 8D |
fatty [9:15]: | lol |
fatty [9:13]: | im low+ |
fatty [9:10]: | im to stoned |
[8:45]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
[8:20]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:56]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[7:52]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
mJez sosbeAtji [7:37]: | 8-D |
twA ZEHMACHINE [7:35]: | 8D |
mJez sosbeAtji [6:54]: | Xd |
[6:46]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
[6:41]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:17]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[6:07]: | Match is PAUSED! (Axis) |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 225 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 10 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 9 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 8 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 7 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 6 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 5 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 4 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 3 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 2 seconds! |
[6:07]: | Match resuming in 1 seconds! |
[6:07]: | FIGHT! |
[6:00]: | The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall! |
[5:57]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
twA ZEHMACHINE [5:39]: | .. |
sTKz ZEHMACHINE [5:20]: | rofl |
fatty [5:12]: | stkz so low |
[4:25]: | The Allied Truck is in position! |
[3:36]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[3:35]: | The Allies have activated the crane! |
[3:22]: | The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck! |
mJez sosbeAtji [3:03]: | aha |
mjezhenryk [2:57]: | pizdo |
mjezhenryk [2:55]: | :D |
mjezhenryk [0:53]: | zryj :D |
mJez sosbeAtji [0:48]: | :D |
twA ZEHMACHINE [0:35]: | boxes are nowhere |
[0:32]: | The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate! |
[Intermission]: | >>> Clock set to: 11:27 |
fatty [Intermission]: | do u guys see u playin 2v3 |
mJez BoOk [Warmup]: | :D |
mJez sosbeAtji [Warmup]: | yea im bit tired |
mJez sosbeAtji [Warmup]: | :{D |
mJez sosbeAtji [Warmup]: | :{D |
fatty [Warmup]: | lol |
mJez sosbeAtji [Warmup]: | :DD |
twA ZEHMACHINE [11:00]: | 8D |
[8:50]: | The Allies have captured the forward bunker! |
mJez sosbeAtji [8:23]: | XD |
mJez sosbeAtji [8:23]: | :{D |
mJez sosbeAtji [8:23]: | :{D |
[8:14]: | Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[7:59]: | The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate! |
mJez sosbeAtji [7:57]: | :{D |
mJez sosbeAtji [7:52]: | 8-D |
mJez sosbeAtji [7:52]: | :{D |
[7:33]: | The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit! |
[6:54]: | Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post! |
[6:24]: | Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased! |
[5:51]: | The Depot Fence has been constructed. |
mjezhenryk [4:44]: | gg |
twA ZEHMACHINE [3:50]: | THNX FATTY |
twA ZEHMACHINE [3:46]: | all full |
twA ZEHMACHINE [3:43]: | trolz |
fatty [3:31]: | :D |
fatty [3:31]: | :D |
fatty [3:31]: | :D |
fatty [3:31]: | :D |
fatty [3:31]: | :D |
fatty [3:30]: | :D |
[3:08]: | The Allies have breached the Depot Gate! |
sTKz ZEHMACHINE [2:37]: | ::dd |
[2:36]: | The Crane Controls have been constructed. |
[1:47]: | The Crane Controls have been destroyed. |
twA ZEHMACHINE [0:04]: | gg |
fatty [0:03]: | woohoo |
fatty [0:02]: | we won |
[0:01]: | mjezhenryk disconnected |
[Intermission]: | >>> Objective NOT reached in time (11:27) |
[Intermission]: | fatty FUCKTHEMACHINEandmexisshit disconnected |
[Intermission]: | sTKz ZEHMACHINE disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mJez sosbeAtji disconnected |
[Intermission]: | mJez BoOk disconnected |
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