Unbelievable Tekkers vs Sooo nicht (3328 views)

gb owzo
gb fumble
it stermy
de kaTze
de SPEEDJI
de zabeeboo
02.04.12 02:00 CEST
Awards awarded to for
Lady Macbeth *gPs*stermy'utekkers 65 kills
Killing Spree *gPs*stermy'utekkers 7 frags without being killed
Accountant *gPs*stermy'utekkers 110% kills/killed ratio
He's dead, Jim! *gPs*stermy'utekkers 15 gibs
...and stay dead! *gPs*fumble'utekkers 31% gibs/kill
Lead Poisoning *gPs*stermy'utekkers 56 SMG kills
Spammity spam spam! *gPs*stermy'utekkers 4 SPAM kills
Fragstealer *gPs*stermy'utekkers 182 damage per frag
Die! Damn you, Die! [nichT] kaTzeeeee 221 damage per frag
What objective? *gPs*stermy'utekkers 438 XP
Red Shirt [nichT] kaTzeeeee 78 deaths
Are these pliers sharp? *gPs*owain'utekkers 12 deaths without fragging
Med Pack Whore *gPs*stermy'utekkers 164 damage per death
Eyes Wide Shut *gPs*owain'utekkers 4 team kills
Gingerbread man [nichT] kaTzeeeee 23 /kills
Player Summary for the entire Match
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NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMD/KD/KdKSDS
*gPs*fumble'utekkers6036242701301207966102271090/02/738/423/419014635
*gPs*stermy'utekkers11043865591501141158596942300/16/456/404/217816476
*gPs*owain'utekkers63315426780415873690423612/03/538/473/1208135312
'utekkers76111514919636064928287289637002/011/5132/4710/119214848
[nichT] kaTzeeeee543534278130023873492241480/03/236/513/320811839
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI8938058631422171126593243700/16/350/384/319414355
[nichT] lAgzz772954761110111896497391180/06/539/393/719116046
[nichT] 72102814720238235128963282876360/015/5125/3910/719814047
Player Summary for supply
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
*gPs*fumble'utekkers80105172130083159389500/02/414/111/0DDKDKK/K/DD/KKK/KDDKDKDDKK/XKK//K/KDKDDX
*gPs*stermy'utekkers11014722203004413933681080/03/219/140/0KKKDK/KDKDD/KKKKKDK/DKDKKDKDDDKKK/DKDDKKDD
*gPs*owain'utekkers668616245028296232972381/01/414/122/0/DKK/DK/K/KDD/K/KDKD/KDKKKDDTDKKKDDK/DDDTD
'utekkers85338556511022010260105603461/06/1047/373/0
[nichT] kaTzeeeee481071429300728063104180/01/113/190/3K/KK/DKDDD/KDK//DDDDDD/KK/DKDKDDKKDDDKDDDKDX
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI7512718244129387835333160/15/213/102/1/KD/KDD/KK//T/DDKD/K/KDKDKK/KDKDDKDKKKKDKDTS
[nichT] lAgzz611031321300238763623320/03/210/170/1DDDDDKDDKKXDD/DKKDDDDK/KDDKDDKDKKKK
[nichT] 61337457410121810560102603660/19/536/462/5

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
*gPs*fumble'utekkers507391830071625209000/00/29/100/0D/DKKDKDD/KDDK///K/XDDDK/KDK
*gPs*stermy'utekkers8166911301217221648500/02/08/100/0KDDDKK/DKDTDKKK/DKXDKD
*gPs*owain'utekkers4286614001315922007390/00/17/100/0K//DDDD/DDDDDKKKDTKKD
'utekkers5822524436021249395745890/02/324/300/0
[nichT] kaTzeeeee92691213300721241908180/02/110/50/0K//KKDKKDKK/K///DK/KDKDKD
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI695891341031881145600/00/09/90/0/K/DDDKSKDDK/KKDKDDKKD
[nichT] lAgzz7646101330041740157500/01/19/80/0DKDKDK/KKD/K/KKKDK/DDDD
[nichT] 79173313910101457454939180/03/228/220/0
Player Summary for sw_goldrush_te
[-] 1st Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
*gPs*fumble'utekkers256541620121181235150/00/15/110/2DDDKDDDDDK/D/KTDDKDDD
*gPs*stermy'utekkers871021416400528882393360/01/213/90/0KKDDKDK/KDK/KDKK/KDD//DDKKDKDK
*gPs*owain'utekkers445081800032006232100/01/07/150/1DDDDKDDKKD/DDDKDKK/XKKDDD/D
'utekkers5221726506011060757065410/02/325/350/3
[nichT] kaTzeeeee378861620051921198700/00/04/112/0KD/K/DDKDKD/KDKD/DD/DD
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI2201422210400334002067540/01/120/61/1KX/KKKKDKDKK/KKDDKDKKDK/KKKKKDKKK
[nichT] lAgzz100751212401417442021680/02/110/71/0TKDKKK/K/DKDKD//KDKDKDKKD
[nichT] 1193054038100112706560751220/03/234/244/1

[-] 2nd Round (click columns to sort, the [+] to expand)
NameEffXPKDGSuiTK/KDGDRTDKnfP/RSMGSPMEvents
*gPs*fumble'utekkers8011912155003200118911040/00/010/102/2DDDK/KK/KKDKDKDDKDDKKDKK/DD
*gPs*stermy'utekkers1661232012500328362285360/10/016/74/2KK/KKKKKKKDKDKDK/DDKKDKDK/DKKDKKX
*gPs*owain'utekkers109931211301121761417841/01/010/101/0KKDK/KKDDKKDKDDKDDKKDDKT
'utekkers118335443813017701355932241/11/036/277/4
[nichT] kaTzeeeee508910205004188322251120/00/09/161/0DKKDDDD/DDDDKDK/KK/KDK/DKDKDDD
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI565391620022106226800/00/08/131/1DDD/DKDKKKDDDDKDDDKKD/KKD
[nichT] lAgzz80711215100116042520180/00/110/72/6DKDKDDDDDDKKKDKKKKDD/KDKDKD
[nichT] 6221331518007559370131300/00/127/364/7

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Player Chats
*gPs*owain'utekkers [Warmup]: <kaze> i hate jews
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [Warmup]: :-)
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [Warmup]: HE is a jew
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [Countdown]: HF
[nichT] kaTzeeeee [11:28]: sorry, but... accusing me of hacking is like a confession of being lowbrained my dear <3
[nichT] kaTzeeeee [11:08]: sorry, but... accusing me of hacking is like a confession of being lowbrained my dear <3
[10:12]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[10:09]: The Axis have captured the forward bunker!
[8:43]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
[nichT] kaTzeeeee [8:32]: sorry, but... accusing me of hacking is like a confession of being lowbrained my dear <3
[8:28]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[8:24]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [8:19]: :)
[7:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[7:49]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[5:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[5:29]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[4:00]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[3:23]: The Allies have breached the Depot's east wall!
[2:42]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [2:21]: lagger boss
*gPs*owain'utekkers [2:20]: :O)
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [2:19]: fu
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 12:00
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [Countdown]: FUN
*gPs*owain'utekkers [10:49]: :O)
*gPs*owain'utekkers [10:49]: :O)
*gPs*owain'utekkers [10:49]: :O)
*gPs*owain'utekkers [10:49]: :O)
*gPs*owain'utekkers [10:49]: :O)
*gPs*owain'utekkers [10:49]: :O)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [10:48]: :)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [10:48]: :)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [10:48]: :)
[10:48]: The Allies have captured the forward bunker!
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [10:48]: :)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [10:48]: :)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [10:48]: :)
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [10:42]: :-)
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [10:42]: :-)
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [10:42]: :-)
[10:16]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:56]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[9:51]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[9:50]: The Allies have breached the Forward Bunker Gate!
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [9:00]: LOL
[8:51]: The Allies have opened up the Forward spawn rear exit!
[nichT] kaTzeeeee [7:32]: sorry, but... accusing me of hacking is like a confession of being lowbrained my dear <3
[7:27]: The Allies have breached the Depot Gate!
[7:22]: The Depot Fence has been constructed.
[6:28]: The Allied Truck is in position!
[6:27]: The Crane Controls have been constructed.
[6:26]: The Allies have activated the crane!
[6:13]: The Allies have loaded the Gold Crate onto the Truck!
[4:26]: The Allies have escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Objective reached at 7:33 (original: 12:00)
*gPs*stermy'utekkers [Intermission]: hmm ET is quite fun
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [Countdown]: FUN
*gPs*owain'utekkers [Countdown]: Potty: Get anplayer for me for the a bit I dno how Ok g I'm gynna be yet
*gPs*owain'utekkers [Countdown]: <tornis> i will slay them with my rnades
[11:40]: The Tank has been repaired!
[11:35]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[11:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[10:37]: The Tank has been damaged!
[10:26]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
*gPs*owain'utekkers [9:24]: cba
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [9:19]: ?
[8:31]: The Tank has been repaired!
[8:26]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[8:17]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[8:08]: Allied Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[8:07]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[7:35]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [7:08]: LOL
[6:39]: Truck Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[6:11]: The Tank has been damaged!
[5:31]: Allied team is escaping with the Gold Crate!
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [3:41]: HF KILLING ME NOW WHILE I LAG
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [3:34]: you are low
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [3:22]: speedji :<
[3:14]: Allied team escaped with the Gold Crate!
[Intermission]: >>> Clock set to: 8:45
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [Intermission]: joke m8 :)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [Intermission]: :)
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [7:43]: HAHA
*gPs*owain'utekkers [7:12]: :O)
*gPs*stermy'utekkers [5:55]: wtf u doing
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [5:46]: WHY da fuck u lagging ?
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [5:31]: downloading
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [5:22]: GAY PORNS YER :)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [5:20]: :)
[5:01]: The Tank has been repaired!
[4:58]: Allied team has stolen the Tank!
[4:43]: Tank Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[4:07]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [3:35]: :)
*gPs*owain'utekkers [3:29]: 8)
*gPs*owain'utekkers [3:28]: 8)
[3:23]: Tank Barrier #1 has been destroyed.
[3:22]: Truck Barrier #1 has been constructed.
[3:08]: The Tank has been damaged!
[2:53]: The Tank has been repaired!
[2:51]: Allied team has destroyed the Axis Command Post!
[2:22]: Axis Command Post constructed. Charge speed increased!
[2:21]: The Tank has been damaged!
[1:46]: The Tank has been repaired!
[1:32]: Allied team has destroyed the Bank Doors!
[1:17]: The Tank has been damaged!
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [0:51]: :)
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [0:38]: gg no re
*gPs*fumble'utekkers [0:00]: ggs
[Intermission]: >>> Objective NOT reached in time (8:45)
[Intermission]: *gPs*fumble'utekkers disconnected
[Intermission]: *gPs*owain'utekkers disconnected
[Intermission]: [nichT] lAgzz disconnected
[nichT]^ SPEEDJI [Intermission]: GG
[Intermission]: *gPs*stermy'utekkers disconnected

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